Twas The Morning before Christmas

Twas The Morning before Christmas

Twas the morning before Christmas, when all through the house
An F3 Q was stirring, as PAX began to rouse
The cones were set out by the lights with care
In hopes that buckets of concrete will get them there

Jingles was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of warmth danced in his head
And Fusebox in his ‘kerchief, and Breadbowl in his cap
The Q for the day yelled, get out of your sack

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to gather all that matters
Away to the window I flew like a flash (well a Clydesdale type flash)
Tore open the door and drop some boys at the pond

The full moon Gave the lustre of mid-day on the path
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But 39 PAX ready to go, no matter rain nor snow

With Doughboy on Q, so lively and quick-ish
I knew in a moment it must be 6:30
More rapid than gazelles his coursers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Dasher! now, Doughboy! now, Popeye and Zinfandel!
On, Catnip! On, Carebear! on, on Das Boot and Bottlecap!
To the back of the school! to the top of the path!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry heaves that before the wild gloves fly
When they meet with obstacles, praying to the sky
So up to the circle the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of weights, and Shop Dawg too

And then, in a twinkling, I heard toward the end
The Santa and Santa of each huff and puff
As I drew in my head, and was turning around
We started the final mosey in leaps and bounds

We sprang to the front of the school, to the PAX gave a whistle
And away they all drove to McD’s for Coffeeteria
But I heard everyone exclaim, as we drove out of sight
“Recover, Happy Christmas, and to all a good-night!”

Let’s MOSEY:

We started with a warmup run to Christmas in Hollis to the back of the school to the shouts of get a bigger speaker for Christmas

• Side Straddle Hop X 36
• Merkins X 36
• Imperial Walkers X 36

The Thang- 

• Twelve Days of Christmas
  • First Day- Burpee
  • Second Day- T-Clap Merkins
  • Third Day – Parker Peters
  • Fourth Day- High Knees
  • Fifth Day- Merkins
  • Six Day- Monkey Humpers
  • Seventh Day- Bobby Hurleys
  • Eight Day- Shoulder Presses
  • Ninth Day- Mountain Climbers
  • Tenth Day- Lunge Squats
  • Eleventh Day – Plank Jack
  • Twelfth Day- Dry Docks
• Mosey to the Circle Behind the High School
  • Hold Plank the Entire Santa Clause Song
  • Do a Merkin every time you hear Santa
• Run back to the Start
  • Hold a Squat Pose
  • Raise up when you hear Baby from Baby its cold Outside
• Mosey Back to the circle near the beginning
  • Plank Indian Run
  • PAX Planks it up While the End runs a lap around the circle and falls back in line
  • Repeat 2 times
• COT

The PAX completed a little over 4 miles trying to complete the 12 days of Christmas and a quick tour of the campus to hear Santa Claus

Announcements

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