In history there have been some well known trios – Three Stooges, Three Tenors, Bee Gees, Huey/Dewey/Louie, so Sugar Daddy decided to do his best Chris Young impersonation and call on his Famous Friends – LRC (Deflated, Smithers, and Foundation) to lead Swarm. As this was going to be an epic event it resulted in creating its own GroupMe channel and was planned months in advance. Fast forward to this morning and much deliberation and consultation we came up with a stellar weinke for 13 lucky participants to enjoy this morning. So here is recap of what happened.
To kick off this event we decided to go old school and have Deflated be our main MC and lead us in the Disclaimer and DICCS. Disclaimer included a clear and audible announcement that we will remain on campus. This disclaimer was perfectly heard by all and was even better since it did not cost the group $100 for use of the microphone (Inaugural EFFEE reference). With that the reigns were handed off to Smithers for the open mosey down the concrete path.
Smithers led mosey towards the circle for quick warmup consisting of:
Next was mosey past the football stadium towards the parking lot hill. As Smithers led the pax he decided to give instructions for exercises to all the pax that were in front of him (none) of what to do at each opening. As the remaining pax arrived an exercise was called back towards the remaining pax. Depending on where you stood in the line for the game of telephone the count for each differed but was somewhere between 15,10 or 5. With that we get to the top of the hill and now Smithers decides to go rogue and scrap the preplanned weinke and play Ice9 Frogger into Champion Forest. We amazingly did not lose any of our 3 credits while attempting to cross.
Next instruction was for alternating between 10 merkins and 10 big boys at each Stop Light street light. This proceeded for few lights until the LRC Congress investigated these missteps by the Q and then passed along to the LRC House of Representatives recommendation to impeach the Q from his duties. By a vote of 2-1, Smithers is removed from Q and Deflated is elected new Q. Decides to stop Dasher from proceeding further into Champion Forest and return back to campus. Upon return proper Zin (Zin apologize you do not receive credit in app for workout due to BB reference) crossing was performed across Providence with all pax as a group and we moseyed with various exercises down towards the football stadium.
Deflated decided to pull a Foley (2nd old timer F3 reference) and within 2 mins decided his portion of the Q was complete. Handed to Foundation who brought the group back up through parking lot and led entire group around for quick 4 Square tour consisting of merkins, jump squats, speed skaters, big boys. At this point the 13 pax in attendance were broken into 3 groups of 4 using Bottlecap 3v3 b-ball team logic. With that cones were placed for
reference of boundaries and endzone guidance randomly onto the parking lot. Then 2 teams were set to kickoff with game of Ultimate Frisbee as 3rd did another round of 4 squares as the timer.
Each team had chance to play 4 games and complete 2 rounds of 4 squares and completed close to 4 miles in total. Based on play all clearly showed the lack of athleticism amongst and proved why Swarm should remain a runner’s workout not an athletic event. To help others understand here is quick scouting report of all that played
All in all still had fun and complete a workout, until next time