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It’s a non nutrative cereal varnish

17 men assembled for an assault on the biggest and best AO in Area 51. Once disclaimed, we proceeded thusly.

Yog through the expansive front yard, ignoring the early complaints from Haze about the uneven terrain. The abundance of private school AOs has softened the PAX. Haze used to be Yellow Rose-parking lot tough. Gather up near the traffic light for a sensible warmup consisting of IW, MC and 6-count burpees (for Hops). AYG down the sidewalk on 51 to the first entrance on the left. Select a lifting rock and head up to the islands parking lot.

Line up abreast at the first island. With your rock, 5 curls, 5 OH press, 5 tricep extensions, then run to the last island and back to your rock. Take your rock to the next island and repeat from there all the way through the parking lot. Purell and Scabby earned bonus points (redeemable for “Legends of Area 51” autographed memorabilia) by running through the last island all the way to the curb. Recover with more lifting (without the running). We left our rocks there for safekeeping.

Mosey over to the hill next to the ball field for a little weave run up and down the hill, working our way towards the hotbox. Utah was either confused or angry and just wandered around for a few minutes during this part. He seemed ok by the end though. Muster in the hotbox and select a bench – 5 jump ups, 10 derkins, 15 dips then go touch the first trash can and back to your bench. Repeat for all 7 trash cans. Ouch. Recover with some People’s Chair and BTW. Turkey Leg questioned the practicality of BTW – easy for him when he weighs 78 pounds. Try holding my 215 up there. Udder successfully got all the way up to putting his Bs on the W – impressive. The church will want to wipe that part of the wall down though.

Head back over to where we left our rocks. Partner up. Partner A takes both rocks and starts towards their home while partner 2 does 5 HR merkins and chases. Repeat until the rocks are home. A little Mary there and then back at the launch to run out the clock.

Good times. Join me for my 3rd of 4 Qs this week tomorrow at The Fishing Hole.

Announcements:
Sign up for the Crane Relay out in Ballantyne in late October. I’m in. https://f3southcharlotte.com/2018/07/14/the-crane-relay/

Tuck has set up the 2nd annual Beer Run (not to be confused with the Beer Mile). 6 breweries. 4 miles. 8/18 at noon. Sign up for the #beerrun Slack channel for more details. You want to do this.

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Udder
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5 years ago

I do recall the wall I used was the Ladies room door. (whoops) sanitize heavily.

Purple Haze
5 years ago

True that I used to be Yellow Rose tough…bear crawling through shards of glass and used hypodermic needles with little regard for my safety. When you put it that way, why was I worried about a potential ACL/PCL/MCL tear and falling face first into goose poop? Time to be a man again.

Hops
5 years ago

Definitely agree Anvil/Rock Zero still the best AO in Area51, though methinks Hawk’s Nest is bigger. #factcheck
Hopper was totally busted on the 6-count burpee. Of course, he wasn’t trying to hide the Flying Squirrel…more of those to be seen tomorrow at Hydra…from Hopper.
T-claps to Wilbur, this morning’s FNG, for keeping up quite well. May well see him at Centurion later this week.
Can we get the “Legends of Area 51” replica stuff on the Gear Store? High Tide? I’m particularly interested in the Champagne Form Policeman bobblehead that only shakes his head right-left in disgust at the pax’ atrocious form….or the Libated Camel stuffed animal that smells like Tito’s and belches when you squeeze its humps.

Hopper
Reply to  Hops
5 years ago

I have never attested to enjoy burpees……1 count, 6 count, or 17 count…..NEVER! To me, the guy who finishes the burpee first, wins! That said, I deserve to be called out, no doubt! I can live with that.

JetFuel
5 years ago

Unless there were closet Clemson fans amongst the PAX this morning, I do believe the number of Bama fans (YHC, Sloppy, Ickey Shuffle) exceeded the number of Clemson fans. First. Time. Ever.
Football season is fast approaching which means the Bleacher Report daily feed will soon carry weight and the constant bombardment of recruiting news, JUCO transfers, and Georgia police arrest reports will settle down. Well, maybe not, but at least we will be watching real football soon. Very soon.
Enjoyed talking to Sloppy until I learned he was playing pee wee sports in Birmingham ’round about the time I was roaming the Quad at UA. Nevertheless, “Roll Tide” is cross generational so I feel better about the age gap (or chasm).
Also enjoyed posting with FNG Andy (Wilbur) who promptly experienced the ol’ Jet Fuel Rock Swap. Nothing that a good Buckeye couldn’t handle. Welcome, brother. Keep posting as you crushed it this morning.
Strong Q, Gummy. I will remember to NEVER call the Trash Can Death March in my future Q’s.

Utah
5 years ago

For the record I was testing the loyalty of the pax. I wanted to see who would keep following Gummy. Sad to see that everyone did. Not one brave soul to break off with me. Greatness can be lonely.

Lorax
5 years ago

I’ve almost written off the grass due to the high level of complaints, but you managed the front yard and the back? Impressive. I wouldn’t try something like that at Fishing Hole though. Sorry to miss, looks like a “good” one.

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