Dol-FUN at Death Valley

Dol-FUN at Death Valley

Aye! 38 Pax posted for Death Valley this AM. The April-esque weather was great to play in.

The Thang
Sprint to football field

COP
Merkins x 10
Merkins x 10 (QIC counting snafu caused redo)
SSH x 25
LBC x 15
– Jog to track

Progressive 400s
4 x 400 with each lap faster than previous
Plank until everyone finished
– Jog to end zone

Redzone Suicide
Split into two groups
Group 1 does suicides
– End zone to 5 yard and back
– End zone to 10 yard and back
– End zone to 20 yard and back
Group 2 does the following until Group 1 finishes suicides
– Cycle 1 – mountain climbers
– Cycle 2 – dive bomb merkins
– Cycle 3 – spartan burpees
Each group switches after each cycle
– Jog to baseball field

Suicide Squeeze
Stay in two groups from Redzone
Group 1 first, Group 2 follows when G1 leaves 1B
Sprint Home to 1B – squats x 10
Side shuffle to 2B – merkins x 10
Side shuffle to 3B – SSH x 10
Jog to Home – burpees x 5
Home to foul pole suicide
Rinse and Repeat
– Jog to CF

3 MOM
Dolly x 15 with 5 slow count
LBC x 20
Dolly x 5 very slow count
Bicycle x 15
– Jog to base of hill

Jacob’s(?) Ladder
QIC uncertain of true definition of Jacobs Ladder hence the ?
Stay with groups from before
G1 runs hill repeats with increasing merkins at top
– resulting in 5 repeats and 15 merkins
G2 does LBCs until G1 finishes

COT

Moleskin
– Great effort by the pax this AM. As a first time Q, I wanted to keep everyone moving and I think mission was accomplished. Tclaps to Tiger Rag for all his help
– Welcome to FNG Virgo, a headlock by Worldwide Leader. Hope you enjoyed it Virgo and will be back again.

– Please keep Callaway(Alex Browning) and family in your prayers on the loss of his mother. Details below:

Visitation
Wednesday Dec 5 from 6-8PM
Hankins and Whittington Funeral Service
1111 East Blvd
Charlotte 28203

Memorial Service
Thursday Dec 6 at 2PM
Church at Charlotte
2500 Carmel Road
Charlotte 28226

– Several pax were donning rucks in preparation for GORUCK.
– 49er looked strong on the 1 mile run with his ruck. Tiger Rag noted that he might be a few bricks shy of a full load. Just sayin’….
– Thin Crust apparently didn’t get enough running during the workout as he was observed hitting the track for a bonus mile post workout. Nice work brother.

Sour Milk

19 men gathered in the gloom [lilteraly] for The Matrix.

The Thang

Run around field             

Side straddle hop             20x

Squat    20x

Imperial Walker                20x

Clark Griswold / twist squat jumps           20x

Merkin plank ups             15x

Mtn climber       20x

Jog to field – Interval               

1)            Bear Crawl         

                Carolina Dry Dock x10

                B-Bear Crawl     

                Wide merkin x10

                Sprint back/       

2)            Karaoke Right   

                Squats x20

                Karaoke Left     

                Squats x20

                Sprint back / LBC             

3)            Forward / Backward shuttle run               

Indian Run          3 lines  

1)            Traditional back to the front       

2)            5 merkin chaser               

3)            Zig zag to the front         

Run to Wall                                                        

1)            1 leg wall squats               15 per  

2)            Balls to wall push up       hold/ push up   

3)            Peoples chair                                    

Run to Bench on your own                                         

1)            Triceps Dips narrow        20x                        

2)            Decline merkins                15x                        

3)            Pull Ups                10                          

4)            Jump ups             20x                        

1)            Triceps Dips Wide            20x                        

2)            Diamond merkin              15x                        

3)            Pull Ups                10                          

4)            Jump ups             20x                        

Last man max count to fail                                          

                Planked roll ups                                               

Abs        LBC’s                      30                          

                Bicycles                20                          

                Super Man          1 min                    

                Dolly                      20                          

                Mason Twist      30                          

                Leg flutter           20

Moleskin

– Triple claps for Cheese Curd on his first Q experience. 

– Dora and Salt Lick with strong performances in the planked roll ups [“dive bombers”] to failure contest.

Mail Run

Ten men gathered at McAlpine Elementary School for the Charlotte South mud run qualifier. 

The Thang

-Run 1/3 mile to start race

-Do “the loop” ten times, including the following:

Run a quarter mile [approx], then ten burpees; run a quarter mile [approx], then move through three obstacles — 1) walk the plank down handrails, 2) climb over the four “legs” of the spider playground apparatus, and 3) do five pull ups.  Rinse/wash/repeat a total of ten times.  As a counting mechanism, performed 1 merkin at the end of the first loop, 2 at the end of the second loop… up to ten at the completion of the final loop.

Total distance convered was 5.05 miles.  Performed 100 burpees [at least], 50 pull ups and 55 merkins.  For any obstacles that could not be completed, a ten burpee penalty was assessed. 

Moleskin

YHC takes credit for a bland course that lacked in creativity, but delivered in terms of O2 deprivation.  The half mile “loop” included a hill that delivered its justice in a slow, painful dose. 

In the pre-race gloom YHC explained the course as a “loop”, which thoroughly confused the PAX as it was really an out-and-back course that we did ten times.  #misdirection.  The mail box was our mid-way point, and a reminder that it was time for more burpees. 

Mall Cop enjoyed a holiday work party on Friday night, only the pay the price on Saturday morning.  No merlot was spilled, but YHC achieved a “contact buzz” simply by smelling the vapors emitting from Mall Cop’s pores. 

Rumor has it that a ten-point spotted the men in the gloom and ran for cover.

 

Penalty Box

17 men gathered in the Area 51 gloom. 

The Thang

Run to lower field

– Side straddle hop

– Imperial walker

Run a lap around lower field

– Squats

– LBCs

Run lap

– Shoulder warmup

– Merkin/overhead press 1-10

Run lap

– TR thrust

– Jump lunge

Run lap

– TR thrust

– Scissor crunch

Run lap

– Merkin/overhead press 10-1

Field work

-Back peddle/high knees

-Karaoke down and back

-Bear crawl/frog jump

-Walking lunge

Run to upper playground

-10 pull-ups

-20 incline merkins

-30 dips

-30 jump squats

 -400 M run

-10 pull-ups

-20 incline merkins

-30 dips

-30 jump squats

 Run to wall

-1:30 on the wall

-20 decline merkins

-Set *3

 Run around track

Ab work

Cross over

Dolly

Scissor

LBC

 

20 strong gathered in the shadows of Calvary Chuch this chilly first day of December!  Far Side started the pain with a

COP
SSH x 30
Imperial Walker x 20
Mountain climber x 20
Merkin x 15
LBC x 20
Squat x 20
Indian run around soccer fields
Tabata circle squats
20 seconds as hard as you can go, 10 second rest – repeat 8 times
Lap around the field
Tabata circle – rotate between merkins and berpies
20 seconds as hard as you can go, 10 second rest – repeat 8 times
LBC x 20

Second half of #painment came from Run Stopper:

Bench Work – own count

  • Step Ups x20 (10 each leg)
  • Decline Mirkens x25
  • Bench Jumps x20
  • Dips x20
  • Balls to the Wall Mirkens x10

REPEAT 3 TIMES…

  • Recover with sitting on the Wall
  • Arms above head
  • Raise Right Foot — hold 25 seconds – release
  • Raise Laft Foot — hold 25 seconds – release
  • Raise Heels — hold 25 seconds – release

Jog to Playground- split up into 3 groups – Attack Tree Stations

  • Station #1 – overhand Swing traverse.. hand over hand monkey bar:-)
  • Station #2- Swing Leg-in’s x20
  • Station#3 – Pull Ups x10

REPEAT 2 TIMES…

Jog to K-9

  • Sprint to top of K-9
  • Burpees x10
  • Sprint to base of K-9
  • Squats x10

REPEAT 3 TIMES…

 

MoleSkin — since im not as verbose of some of my other F3 QICs I didn’t want to go without posting something here so here goes:

  • Far Side – had a little difficulty getting his Iphone app to work for the #Tabatiakickuintheass workout.. in fact, consensus in the group was that he was texting his wife, something about how much he missed her…Im not for sure
  • Hops showed up with a well-shaped moustache… Word is he was being cast for the next Borat Movie. Filming will commence in January. Hops joked that his wife said it was coming off later that morning, but I think it rocked man!
  • Hacker apparently brought along a colleague aka his kid… 11-year-old Shuffle… kid was sick! Keep it up, shuffle – Ninja Turtle will need some competition soon.   

 

 

Slow Train Coming

7 pax ventured out into the Cold Gloom for a straight 4 or 6 miles this morning

The Thang:

6 miles for some. 4 for others. About 5 for Ray Charles.

Moleskin:

Today was supposed to be a time trial day, but I know at least YHC was too cold and stiff to completely push my limits. On the other hand, Ray Charles has consistantly been out pushing his limits. I’m sure he gets stronger every week!

Bratwurst has always been fast I suspect. 2:51 in the Marine Corp Marathon. That’s a 6:35 minute mile for 26 miles for those of you mentally challenged. And that’s fast for those of you that have never been out on the trail timing yourself.

All the animals out on the greenway must now be hibernating as they’ve all disappeared the last few weeks. We did all get to run under the freight train heading into Charlotte at about 5:45.

Next month at the Devil’s Turn we all get to play Santa and his Elves, GoRuck style. We’ll give you a taste of the challenge whether or not you had the guts to actually commit to the real thing.

 

Short Sale is a natural Q

25 PAX posted this morning.  Clearly they didn’t know that YHC (Short Sale) was posted for his inaugural run as QIC.  Thanks for your support men.

THE THANG:

Warm-up

·        Jog to lower football field

·        SSH x 20

·        Imperial Walkers x 20

·        Merkins x 20

·        Mountain climbers x 20

·        Some exercise the QIC can’t remember

Partner Mini-Murph

·        10 Merkins

·        20 LBC’s

·        20 Squats

·        1 lap around track – staying with your partner

Rinse & Repeat x3

·        Jog to bathroom building

·        Peoples Chair 90 sec

·        Merkins x20

·        Peoples Chair 60 secs

·        Merkins x20 (I think)

·        Peoples Chair x60

Jog to baseball fields & divide into two groups

·        First group Dips x20

·        Second group Australian (supine) Pull-ups x15

·        Rotate

·        Rinse & Repeat

Jog to bottom of hill and find partner from the mini-murph

·        Partner Carries up the Hill

·        Rinse & Repeat

Jog to parking lot for 10 MOM

·        LBC

·        Slow Count Flutter

·        Bicycle

·        Dolly

·        Rosalita in Spanish

·        Merkins x20

·        Burpees x5

COT for 30 seconds of more burpees

Moleskin

Plenty of headlamps kept the Pax running in the right direction this morning.  YHC heard lots of heavy breathing at the end of the Partner Mini-Murph and lots of “ughs” during the Peoples’ Chair – mission accomplished.

While the railings for the Australian pull-ups were too low to the ground for  full-range of motion for most of the PAX, Header reminded YHC that those who are more vertically challenged found the railing height quite suitable.  YHC was scolded by one member of the PAX after the workout for not announcing that the PAX should have picked partners of similar size which would have come in handy during the Partner Carries.   YHC did notice that Wanker and Header were struggling a little with their partner choices as they each made their way up the hill.

Triple claps to our 2 site FNG’s: Field of Dreams and Stagecoach.   Stagecoach ran a lengthy and detailed cost/benefit analysis in Excel and determined that a workout at Death Valley is more advantageous than working out with his personal trainer in a room full of ferns and Muzak.

A Skunk of Many Stripes

Twenty three #AnarchistSkunks pushed down old ladies, torched Peugeots, and fomented discontent.  Yet the Segway never came….

 

WARM UP

  • Walk of the Bone Stackers, Alternate L and R
  • Partner up for:   Pax 1: 2-KB Farmer Run.  Pax 2: 5 Burpees and sprint to catch Pax 1.  Flapjack around loop (1/2 mile).
  • SSH x 35
  • I-Walker: 20

THE THANG

  • 2-hand KB swing x 30
  • Sprint Hill 3x
  • 1-hand KB swing x 15L / x15R
  • Sprint to buses and back (+/- 100 yd)
  • Rotational 2-hand swing x 10L / x 10R
  • Sprint hill 3x
  • Goblet Squats x 10
  • Sprint 100 yds
  • Halos x 10CW / x10CCW
  • Sprint 100 yds
  • Renegade Rows x 10L / x10R
  • Sprint Hill 3x
  • Goblet Squat Jumps x 10
  • Sprint 100 yds
  • 1-Leg Romanian Dead Lift
  • Sprint Hill 3x

Walk of the Bone Stackers, Alt L/R, Back to Lot

2MOM

  • KB Russian Twist x 10
  • Slow Dolly x 3 (Make a hole for the car)
  • Fast Dolly x 30

COT

 

MOLESKIN

  • A direct ripoff of The Combine.    Imitation, flattery and all that.  The Skunk Works model is to bring pain in its manifold incarnations. #PainItForward.
  • Mall Cop, flapping the gums on the twitterz, goes UA Level 5.  Please turn in your plastic cuffs and baton at the Mall Office. Leave the keys in the Segway.
  • Kotters to Pretty Boy Quarterback, bum knee and all.
  • Dolphin (“Fish with womb”) disproves the notion of being the smartest mammal:  runs to Skunk with KB.  Then (the sweet irony) enjoys a KB/Sprint workout.  We all enjoy a good laugh at your expense, #WombFish.
  • Sign up for the GORUCK before #TheWorldsToughestPediatrician comes to your house and punches your kids in the throat.
  • Pray for the Browning family (Callaway).  His mother is in failing health.

“One good deed is more worth than a thousand brilliant theories. Let us not wait for large opportunities, or for a different kind of work, but do just the things we ‘find to do’ day by day. We have no other time in which to live. The past is gone; the future has not arrived; we never shall have any time but time present. Then do not wait until your experience has ripened into maturity before you attempt to serve God. Endeavour now to bring forth fruit. Serve God now, but be careful as to the way in which you perform what you find to do—’do it with thy might.’ Do it promptly; do not fritter away your life in thinking of what you intend to do to-morrow as if that could recompense for the idleness of today. No man ever served God by doing things to-morrow. If we honour Christ and are blessed, it is by the things which we do today. ” – Charles Spurgeon

 

This One’s For Freddie

17 of South Charlotte’s Finest returned to The Matrix’s icy gloom this morning for another dose of…

THE RED PILL

Mosey to nearest soccer pitch for COP in Cadence:
  • x20 SSH
  • x20 Imperial Walker
  • x20 Squats
  • x20 Merkins
  • x20 Burpees (single-count, on your own)
Count off in Twos, split into two platoons for:
  • x2 laps Indian Run with x5 Merkin chaser around entire 4 soccer pitches
Mosey to Picnic Tables and partner up for:
  • x20 Partner Squats (pax in pushup/plank position with hands on top of table, place ankles on partner’s shoulders)
  • Flapjack
  • x20 Dips
  • x2 Repeato
  • Plankit
Mosey around to the front of school to the Wall of Ball for:
  • x60 sec. People’s Chair
  • Balls to the Wall with x5 Shoulder Presses in Cadence (#crowdpleaser)
  • x2 Repeato
Mosey to Little Baby Track and find your partner for legs&laps:
  • Pax A: Squats while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Pax A: Mtn. Climbers while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Plankit
  • Pax A: Jump Squats while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Pax A: Peter Parkers while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Plankit
  • Pax A: Burpees while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
Circle Up for 6MFF (6 Minutes For Freddie) in Cadence:
  • x15 Freddie Mercury’s
  • x15 Dolly’s
  • x30 sec. hold (#unsavory)
  • x15 LBCs Alternating
  • x20 Freddie Mercury’s
Mosey back to Parking Lot, oh, look there’s 2 minutes left!
  • x21 Freddie Mercury’s in double-time Cadence
 COT

Moleskin

YHC’s first full QIC. #Tclaps to all you gentlemen for not lynching me. It was a privilege to lead, and I look forward to the next opportunity. Strong, strong work by all.

Quite nippy for a Monday morning. The Bolshoi were out in force, everyone had gloves, and when I rolled into the parking lot there sat 5 vehicles with Pax on the INside rather than the OUTside who probably were not at all hiding out from the cold (#fartmobiling) but that’s the first time I’ve witnessed that phenomenon. Buck up, Campers, it only goes down from here.

Pax chatter went to zero during legs&laps. Just the sounds of lots of gloom-sucking. Joker reports that Cheese Curd allegedly took a dive on the pavement during legs&laps… “I didn’t see it, but it was loud enough that I heard it!” Glad you’re OK, brother, you’re Qing next Monday.

The partner squats were a crowd pleaser, and likely a violation of some CMS policy regarding what grown men should be doing on school grounds.

And finally, in remembrance of Freddie Mercury who passed away 21 years ago this past Saturday, we did 6 Minutes For Freddie with lots of bicycles and extra bicycles after that.

Dora out.

RIP FREDDIE (5 September 1946 – 24 November 1991)

Century Club

 19 men gathered in the Area 51 gloom. 

The Thang – McGee

20xSSH

10xMerkin

10xImperial Walker

10xMountain Climber

10xDiamond

5 Burpees

10xSquat

10xBaryshnikov

10xa few other things

Century Club:

Four light posts and 25 each stop

First – Merkins, Mountain Clumbers, Squats, Burpees

Second – Jumping squats, Jackknifes, forgotten, Spartan Burpees

Third – can’t remember anything but the Burpees. Too. Much. Pain.

The Thang – Countertop

Peoples Chair

Balls to the wall

Peoples Chair

Balls to the Wall

Track:

  • Lunge Walk across center of track
  • Run

 Front Playground:

  • 20 Pull ups
  • 20 squat jumps
  • Run

 Partner Carry

Run

Crab crawl downhill – Trail Run – Bear Crawl uphill

Run

Back Playground:

  • 20 Pull ups
  • 20 squat jumps
  • run

 Partner Carry

run

Track

 High Crawl across center of track

 Mary at track

 LBC x15

Bicycles x15

Back-scratchers x 15

Side-crunches (x10 each side)

Leg-lowers x 15

Dolly x15

 

Moleskin

Dora 2.0 cruised through without a problem. He needs to bring a ruck next time.

McGee put the official stamp of Leatherneck approval on Counter Top’s half – pain like a mudrun, for sure.