“You stay [wiggling], San Diego.” **

“You stay [wiggling], San Diego.” **

“You stay [wiggling], San Diego.” **

Get out there tomorrow and Wiggle – fellowship pace – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood Dr. – 5:30 am…Wear your woolies – it’s cold outside…

 

** Ronald Joseph Aaron “Ron” Burgundy, five-time (local) Emmy Award-winning anchorman for the KVWN Channel 4 News Team, San Diego

Cinder Block Party

Party Time

Party Time

14 m3n posted on the fields of Area 51 to celebrate Veteran’s Day and the 1 year anniversary of TheMatrix.  YHC was able to secure some coupons for the day so we had a cinder block-party.

The Thang:

Jog to back field for a little COP

SSH X 20

IW x 20

Mtn Climber x 20

Merkin x 15

Squat x 20

 

Jog around the field and find the cinder blocks left by a kind benefactor of Area 51

Cinder Block Party

Partner exercises

Partner 1 runs with block

Partner 2 does Merkins

Change order til pair reaches 100 merkins

 

Partner 1 runs

Partner 2 squats with block

Changer order til pairs reaches 100 squats

 

Partner 1 runs

Partner 2 presses block

Change order til pair reached 100 presses

 

Partner 1 runs with block

Partner 2 does burpees

Change order til pair reach 65 burpees

 

**That is 365 block exercises for 1 year of F3TheMatrix**

 

Partner 1 runs

Partner 2 squats with block

Changer order til pairs reaches 100 squats

 

Mary

LBC x20

Freddy Mercury x20

Russian Twist x15

Dolly x20

Greg Louganis x15

Flutter x20

Hold ‘em for a 10 count

 

Back to the blocks for 1 more round

Partner 1 runs with block

Partner 2 does Merkins

Change order til pair reaches 100 merkins

 

Assorted Sniper runs, bear crawls, low crawls back and forth across the field

Pay it forward by leaving the blocks in a safe place for future workouts at Area 51

Jail break back to the lot for COT

 

Naked Moleskin

Great crisp morning today and good fellowship passing the blocks back and forth

Excellent video game sound effects during the sniper runs by someone – we clearly weren’t working hard enough there – duly noted

Solid send off by Dora today – reminded us of the real reason to celebrate today – Veteran’s Day #respect

A51 – Turkey Burner

8 of the faiuthful and one 2.0 joined in for the weekly man maker called Area 51.  The weather was cold but, like it or not, evryone warmed up quickly.

 

YHC Part Uno:

Jog to lower field,

ssh x 25

iw x 25

squat x 25

MC x 25

LBC x 25

Play groung circuit – Pullups, dips, squats, crunches.  start with 10 each and work your way down to 1

peoples chair a few times

run to track, SSH x 25 at all 5 corners and finish off with squat x 25

peoples chair

jail break to play ground.

Turkey Leg Part Deux

Mosey to rockpile
Grab a big rock
Curls x20
Chest Press x20
Triceps press x20
Squat x20
Repeato

Run the 800m+ TURKEY BURNER

Plank while waiting
Circle up for Mary
Dolly x25
Flutter x25
Bicycle x25
Backscratchers x25

Mosey to back of school for circuit
Burpees x10
Side hops over tires x10
Jump ups on stumps x10
Donkey kicks x10
Repeato
Plank

Mosey to trail
Dips on benches x20
Lap on trail
Dips x20
Burpees x10

Line up and jailbreak run back to start
Winner: Lobster Roll

COT

Moleskin:

48 Hour old backblast, sorry for the delay.  at least the workout started on time.  Great work by the pax this morning, everyone stayed together and pushed hard.  The cold weather is thinning the herd a bit but the faithful continue to suit up – you know who you are and you’re the reason F3 contnues to grow. Dolphin showed us up by arriving for what was his 3rd workout of the morning.  Beast Mode.  Hats of to Twister, at age 50 he was our war daddy, aye!

Party Crasher

Party Crasher

A dozen hearty SOBs (Sons of Ballantyne) posted to continue the celebration of a great Panthers victory, and kick off our week with a solid workout. Setting foot on the Elon campus for the first time the morning of the workout, YHC felt like an unexpected guest, but at least I brought my own kettlebell-

The Thang

Warm up jog around the entry drive, back to the parking lot.
SSH x 25
Goblet Squat x 20
Merkins, Left hand on bell x 10 (Ten was enough for the Panthers, so a good theme for the morning)
Merkins Right hand on bell x 10
Two-hand kb swing x 10

Mosey down to field 1 with bells
Partner Chase-Partner 1 lies on his back, at “Go” gets up and chases down Partner 2 across width of field.
Flapjack back to start
From goal line, Partner 1 farmer carries both kb’s, Partner 2 does 10 Merkins and chases him down. Pass kb’s, flapjack to far goal line and back.

Mosey outside fence
Side lunge walk facing field about 20 yards, facing away from field another 20 yards.
Hamburger Hill
Kettlebell bear crawl up hill, Lunge walk down. 10 Merkins at bottom.
Repeat, with 10 Diamonds at bottom.
Kettlebell bear crawl back to top.
Mosey to Jungle Gym

Stations
10 Chin Ups, 10 Step Ups w KB, 10 Dips w KB. Cycle thru stations, rinse and repeat.

Hoist KBs overhead (disclaimer) meander to school wall.
People’s Chair w KB in lap, Recover.
People’s Chair w KB held out at arm’s length, Recover.
Bicycle x 30
People’s Chair w KB overhead, Recover.
LBCs x 30

KB Curls x 10
10 Burpees OYO
Overhead Press x 10
Two Arm Swings x 10
10 Burpees OYO
Figure 8 x 10
Two Hand Swing x 10

Mosey back to lot for COT

Moleskin

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to join the men of Foxhole for a workout. DMZ is close to home, but this is a strong group and I look forward to coming back. If I hadn’t joined the 26 Pax at Fox and Hound last night, I might not have known this was a gear workout! Thanks for the heads-up-
YHC was humbly grateful to join the ranks, and would be honored to Q anytime Market Timer and Honey Bee need cover.
Aye!

Announcements
Thunder Road this Saturday: 80+ Pax will be out running either the Half or Full Marathon. Please make time to cheer the men on.
Convergence January 4 in Ft Mill for 5k to raise funds for Substance Abuse, to honor the memory of our own Rock Thrill’s brother Joe Davis. Here is a link
http://joedavisrun.racesonline.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=site.display&page_id=6332
Be sure to use code F3 at checkout to get price down to $20 and track our participation.

A Smoker- Lower then Upper

Plenty of winter hats and long sleeves as the pax crawled out of their warm cars on this chilly morning.  So, let’s not stand around, let’s go!
Stone Cold’s Half:
Fellowship jog to warm up around the corner to the mailbox
SSH x 25
A little faster up the street and around the median back to the mailbox
IW x 20
A little faster up the street and around the median back to the mailbox
Slow Squat x 20
Back up the street around the corner back to school to the field

Jack Squat (Jack Webb for the legs):  (n+1) Squat to Jump Knee Tucks / 4(n+1) Squats, where n = (0 to 7).  Ouch!

Grab a rock, mosey to the school wall,

People’s chair with rock squeezed between legs (30 sec)

Lunge walk out, toy solider (high kicks) back

People’s chair with resistance, legs pushing out (30 sec)

Backwards lunge walk out, toy solider (high kicks) back

Good Mornings with rock x 20

People’s chair with rock again (1 min)

Back to field for Mary:  LBC x 30, Slow Bicycle x 10, Roselita x 20, Flutter kick x 20

Busch’s Half:

Choose your partner wisely!

Wheelbarrow partner Indian Runs: group does slow wheelbarrow while last partner group stops wheelbarrow and races/sprints to the front of pack (do this for the length of the field and switch positions on the wheelbarrow when getting to the front)…keep up with who wins your sprints and  at the end of the time, loser does 20 burpees, winner does squats while partner is doing burpees
Sprint to playground, loser does 10 burpees
Combined partner 100 pull ups (when done do lbcs until others finished)
Sprint to the center of the field, loser does 10 burpees, winner does squats
Combined partner leg throws 150
Sprint back to playground, loser does 10 burpees, winner does squats
Combined partner 200 merkins and dips
Diamond Merkins/ Pull up/ dips again x ? (until Busch said stop)
Back to cars for Busch lead slow merkins (regular and diamond)
Moleskin:
A SMOKER- Lower half then upper half.  YHC was totally smoked after my half on the legs.  So, there was no way I was winning any sprints…had to take the punishment of burpees.
YHC pulled the Jack Squats (and most of my half) out from previous Kevlar workout lead by TR.  Remembered it being a tough one and my memory was correct.  #fredsandfordwalk tomorrow.
Long Distance has really come a long distance from when he first started.  Strong on the pull-ups, brother.  Great partnering with you today.
I believe, the two Toms (Iron Horse & Sweetness)both 50+ were leading the pax with partner combos; Respect and strength there fellas. T-claps
Movember:  Hops looks like a Mt Man, and The Shore is going for the Hulk Hogan look
Fletch is fast and Busch is strong, enuf said
Thanks to Radar and Haze for letting Busch and I lead today, we hope you got your money’s worth.

Where is the moderate workout, again?

6 pax shook off the #fartsack to move some iron and sharpen themselves.

The Thang:

COP:

  • Baby jog around the 1/8 mile track
  • SSH – 12
  • IW – 12

Mosey to YHC’s car for various coupons and continue on to the playground but very little playing.

Circuit 1:

  • Pullups – AMRAP + 2
  • Goblet Squats – 15  (choosing from the vast selection of KB’s and DB’s)
  • Situps – 15
  • Rinse & repeat x3

Jog around the baseball field and gather up outside of 1st base.

Circuit 2:

  • Dragon walks to midfield (may sub in Frog Jumps, if needed)
  • Crab walks to 3rd base
  • Reverse bear crawl back to midfield
  • Bear crawl to 1st base
  • Audible – YHC had planned 3 circuits; however the field felt larger than it appears.  Let’s go do other fun stuff!  Frog jumps to midfield on the way back to playground.

Circuit 3:

  • Thrusters – 15  (like a goblet squat with a press overhead)
  • Derkins – 15 (or AMRAP)
  • Supine Rows – 15
  • Rinse & repeat x3

Jog around & thru baseball field to catch our breath

Circuit 4:

  • Jump Squats – 15
  • 2-hand swing – 15
  • Toe touches – 15  (pax noted that we finally had a chance to catch our breath.  much needed.)
  • Rinse & repeat x2  (planned for 3, but YHC audibled to make sure we had time for the other fun & games.  the weinke must be obeyed.)

Jog around & thru the baseball field

Circuit 5:

  • Decline CDD – 10  (feet on fence, focus on shoulders – modify as needed)
  • Burpees – 5
  • Sumo Deadlift High Pull – 10
  • Rinse & repeat x3

Mary:

  • Roman Twist – 12
  • Freddie Mercury – 12
  • Dolly – 12
  • Flutter – 12
  • LBC – 12

3 minutes left – People’s Chair, Plankorama, People’s Chair

COT

Announcements:

  • Football party – tomorrow, Fox & Hound Ballantyne, 3pm
  • Christmas party – Dec 7, Tiger Rag’s house

Moleskin:

Great work today!  Not a lot of mumblechatter today, more attributable to the lack of O2 than the small number of pax.  YHC had planned on low reps in an attempt to moderate the workload, but we still moved a lot of weight.  #smoked  Need to intensify the moderation, although most pax did a good job of modifying as needed, which is/was strongly encouraged.

Upholding the Area51 #fashionpolice tradition, pax ranged from shorts and tee shirt only (#polarbearplungecandidate) to YHC, who overdressed with 2 layers top and bottom, which were quickly shed, getting down to a more acceptable short/leggings & long sleeve w fleece.  Everyone left with their man cards intact.

Keep coming out, pushing yourself, and modifying as necessary.  You’ll improve your fitness and have a lot of fun in the process.

Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead today.  It’s an honor.

The Kettle Bell Always Wins – In Tribute to USMC’s 238th B-Day

USMC

In tribute to USMC, 7 dedicated PAX came out in below freezing temperatures for a dose of pain at Olympus.  All rounds were set up to hit 238 reps.

Today’s routine was summarized by BLC when talking to our FNG.  “I like basketball because I get a good feeling inside when I score points and beat you, but with this, I don’t get a good feeling at all…I can’t win” – FNG Bryan Sparks (Chicken Wing).  “Dude, the kettle bell always wins”- BLC

The Thang

WARM UP:

10 Burpees

1/4 Mile Run

Steel Jacks x 25

IW x 25

Around The World Left x 25

Around the World Right x 25

Burpee Squat Thrusts x 6

10 Exercises  For a Total of 238 Reps to Celebrate USMC 238th Birthday

1 Handed Alternating Swing x23

Cleans x 23

Monkey Humpers x 23

Jump Ups on Curb x 23

Calf Raises on Curb x 23

Goblet Squat x 23

Snatch Press x 23

Overhead Press x 23

Upright Rows x 23

Merkins x 8 plus 7 more for the number of PAX x 15

REPS: 238

1/4 Mile Run

Round 2:

Monkey Humpers x 46

Jump Ups on Curb x 46

Calf Raises on Curb x 30

Goblet Squat x 29

Overhead Press x 29

Upright Rows x 23

Merkins x 30

REPS: 238

1/4 Mile Run

–Mosey to Track/Partner Up

Round3:

P1 Run 100 yards / P2 perform bicep curls until P1 returns, flapjack until 125 reps reached

P1 Run 100 yards / P2 perform tricep curls untl P1 returns, flapjack until 103 reps reached

REPS: 238

P1 Bear Crawl around track/P2 Does LBC’s w/KB and then catches P1 while carrying KB until one lap around track is completed.

TUG OF WAR x 3 rounds

Team 1: Hoff, BLC, Chicken Wing; Team 2: Steamroller, Gullah, Yankee, Southpaw

Losing Team run lap with merkins every pole marker

COT

Moleskin:

Outstanding work today.  We mixed in a lot more cardio this week, but for some reason it still felt like a total body muscle beat down!  T-Claps to our FNG (Chicken Wing) today as he was up until 03:00 last night and still came out this morning and completely crushed it like an F3 vet! #beastmode.  Also, our FNG from last week came out again this week and killed it out there for a second week in a row.  I think we may have head locked another meat head and he is quickly becoming on the list of the founding members of Olympus.

Yankee and BLC…always bringing it each week and joining the list of founding members as well.  Yankee doesn’t miss a beat out there and BLC is reliable, durable and tough as hell.  Also, Southpaw might have won the medal today for best overall work. That young man is silent but deadly!

Gullah and I appreciate everyone who came out to Olympus and hope to see more join the fun/pain in the future.  As always, it was an honor to work with such exceptional men as we continue making each other stronger and stronger.

Respectfully, The Hoff and Gullah

Slow to Anger

The Thang:

Q: Flacco

Mosey right on walking the path

At first drill bit marker – switch to high knees

At second drill bit marker – switch to butt kicks

At third drill bit marker – hang a left to circle up.

COP:

Slow squats (20x), Imperial Walkers (20x), Flap Jack Merkins (15x), Mountain Climbers (20x), Peter Parkers (20x)

Q: Deacon

Mosey to the soccer-field for pyramid runs.

– Round 1 (Run Right): LBCs, Diamond Merkins, Burpees (increments of 5 repetitions to 20 and then back down until finished)

– Round 2 (Run Left): Rosalettas, Wide Arm Merkins, Donkey Kicks (increments of 5 repetitions to 20 and then back down until finished)
Line up along the trees near the sidewalk for pain stations.

Round 1:
– First station = Power skip
– Second station = lunge walk
– Third station = Power skip
– Fourth station = Lunge walk

Round 2:
– First station = Psycho bear crawl
– Second station= Cave man walk
– Third station= Psycho bear crawl
– Fourth station = Cave man walk

Mosey past the playground:

COP

Star Jacks (15x),Mack tar jies (15x), Carolina Dry Docks (15x), Oblique Ups (15x), Jumping Squats(15x), V Ups (15x)

COT

Moleskin:

The bible teaches us to be slow anger. See the verse below for reference.

Proverbs 16:32 ” Whoever is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit than he who takes a city.”

Until the next time, challenge yourself to be patient and to be the calming voice for others.

See you in the gloom!

Fancy

“Fancy leading Kevlar next week?”  This is apparently how they speak across the pond and probably not an insignificant contributor to why they got kicked in the bollocks by a bunch of pilgrims some time back.  So while Bulldog gets bladdered pounding mojitos on his Euro-coddled fourth vacation this year, sixteen hard-working ‘Mericans moved stone and steel.  Nothing fancy about it.

Or fun, either.  It was supposed to be a #FunFriday workout but things got sideways yesterday while preparing the elaborate Weinke, so we’ll just save that one for another time.  Plan B was perhaps too predictable: I am becoming to plates what Gallagher is to watermelons….

First, though, we made fun of Semi-Gloss’s outfit, then agitated the fleshy parts with SSH, I-Walkers and slow squats.  Threw some ninja-like jump and turn squats in there just for for kicks, then moseyed to rock piles for, as one would expect, a rock.  Not for running but of sufficient size for curls and such.  Most pax chose a respectably sized stone.  Others, not so much….And with that we enter the portion of the backblast where we mock and deride the pax who chose rather modest portions of the earth’s crust.  Brown and Frost Bite:  you are hereby mocked and derided in a transparent attempt to boost our tenuous masculinity. 

Back to the action–with rocks in hand we did 3 rounds of curls and extensions:

  • Standard x 30 sec
  • AMRAP Speed round x 30 sec
  • Static hold x 30 sec

Mixed in some merkins between rounds. 

With bis and tris thus engorged, we moved to your basic hairburner progression:  Two or three pax per station–out and back x3.  Like burpees and tractable urination, hairburners do not get easier over time.  Horse Head found himself feeding the baby birds in the grass and poor Silver Bullet–on his second time posting, he’s gotten hairburners as many times.  Unfortunate, that.  Meanwhile, Radar, Spackler, Swiss Miss and others were flying.  I think Brown had the 5 pound plates.

Followed up with inch worms (each pax x 2) and rock work, then more hairburners (out and back x 3).  Returned rocks, circled up for stop motion flutter and dolly, then called it a day.  It was a pleasure.

Announcements

MUD RUN  – You have until Nov. 13–this coming Wednesday–to sign up for the spring Mud Run.  Two important things to note:

__You need to sign up through the form on the F3 site:  http://f3nation.com/2013/11/01/spring-14-mud-run-registration-is-open/.  Do that now.  Do not wait.

__Even if you don’t have a team, SIGN UP NOW.  You will have time to get a team together with the same goals and like abdominal profiles.

FOX AND HOUND  The #Dancin’Nebraskan has put together another great 2nd F opportunity watching the Panthers this Sunday at the Fox and the Hound in Ballantyne, from 3 pm until…  2.0’s are not unwelcome just use discretion, as ale-fueled men may be prone to spontaneous outbursts of profanity.  

JAN 4 CONVERGENCE AND 5K  51 and others will converge on The Fort Saturday, Jan 4, and run the 5k at 9am.  Details and sign up here: http://f3nation.com/2013/10/20/convergence-and-5k-run/

 

(Sweat) Suit Up, Gentlemen!

26 men gathered at CCHS on this Friday morning to flat out get after it.  Here’s what we did.

The Thang

Run the long way around the football field to the right side parking lot for COP:

  • Slow squat – 20
  • Merkins – 20 (IC)
  • IWs – 20 (IC)
  • Diamond merkins – 10 (IC)
  • SSHs – 20 (IC)
  • Wide-arm merkins – 20 (IC)
  • LBCs – 20 (IC)
  • Narrow merkins – 10 (IC)

Run to the square parking lot behind the activity buses and break into four groups for some four corners:

  • Round 1: 10 burpees at each corner. Lunge walks in between on two opposite sides. Squat pivots in between on the other two opposite sides.
  • Round 2: 10 hand release merkins at each corner.  Lunge walks in between on two opposite sides. Squat pivots in between on the other two opposite sides.

Run from the square parking lot to the bottom of the hill at the aquatic center lot for more fun:

  • Mission impossible – 20 seconds
  • Peter parkers – 10 (IC)
  • Mission impossible peter parkers – 10 (IC)
  • Sprint to the top, mosey back down
  • Stop motion lunge walk (on Q count), sprint to the top, mosey back down
  • Stop motion squat pivots (on Q count), hold for Long Distance 10 count, sprint to the top, mosey back down
  • CDDs – 15 (IC)
  • Sprint to the top, mosey back down
  • Flutter kicks – 20 (IC)
  • Sprint to the top

Mosey to the back parking lot of the hospice center for Mary:

  • Dollies – 20 (IC); hold it, spread ’em, together, repeat
  • Exploding merkins – 10, on Q count
  • Rosalitas – 20 (IC)
  • Groiners – 15, on Q count
  • LBCs – 20 (IC)
  • Burpees – 10 (OYO)
  • Elbow plank with multiple 10 counts

Take the long way around back to the start for COT.

Moleskin

  • Judging from this rag tag crew, a return to chilly temperatures had the most of the Pax pulling out anything from the back of closets or from attic boxes to put on that might be warm…most of the Pax, save two that is.
  • First, Long Distance emerged from his vehicle this morning in a brand new Reebok sweat suit…grey jacket with yellow stripes down each side, along with matching britches…backwards mesh hat and striped tube socks a distant memory…in their place, this new, dapper workout look.  The man shamed us all and rubbed it in with a shout of “Suffer!” during his extended 10-count in the stop motion squat pivots…good looks have already gone to his head.
  • Second, Leroy showed up all #GQ with the collared polo shirt buttoned all the way to the top.  While it was underneath a long-sleeve t-shirt, there was no way to hide keen fashion sense…nor the disappointment of the rest of the Pax who showed up in old t-shirts worn over a simple long sleeve Under Armour.
  • Runstopper, with his burpee and hand release merkin prowess, literally ran circles around us in the four corners…it had several of the Heels in the group reminiscing about the good ole days of Coach Smith watching Phil Ford drain the clock in a 19-17 UNC victory.
  • Mission impossible peter parkers are hard.
  • Kotters to Centurion site Q Escargot after some time on the IR.  Great to have you back in the gloom brother!
  • Solid work out there by all.  Always an honor to lead such a great group of men.
  • Great send off into our day by Hops.

Announcements

  • Marine Corp birthday convergence this Sunday – 0700 at MPHS.
  • Panther football this Sunday – 1500 at Fox & Hound Ballantyne
  • Only 5 days remain to sign up for the Spring Mud Run – JUST DO IT!!
  • Joe Davis (Rock Thrill’s brother) Memorial convergence and 5K in Fort Mill – 0700 on January 4th. Sign up. Comment on the web site.