Okay, [wigglers], rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there

Okay, [wigglers], rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there

D.J. #1: Okay, [wigglers], rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.

D.J. #2: It’s coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?

D.J. #1: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that [wiggler] thing.

D.J. #2: [mockingly] That [wiggler] – thing. That [wiggler] – thing. Oh, well, here’s the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a “big [wiggler] thing!”

See you out there tomorrow!  5:30 am – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood.  Post-holiday hiatus pace…

 

** DJs 1 and 2, Groundhog Day

DMZ Backblast

Swiper posting for Gunny:
An Impressive showing of 27 +/- PAXS came out for the summer time temps and rain. A down payment was made and solid Time on Target (TOT) of 45 mins was the reward.
The Thang:
Exfil DMZ enroute to CMS.
enroute; 1st driveway Double Time in Place 10 up/downs
             2nd driveway Merkins X 20
             3rd driveway SSH X 30
             4th driveway Freddy Mercs X 40
Mosey to the back lot of CMS
Course of Action:  Deck of Cards
Clubs – Forward/Backwards Bear Crawls (uphill!)
Hearts – Burpees (one leg)
Diamonds – Turkish Get Ups
Spades – Partner Push ups
A sprinkle of Planks to fill in the down time.

Great start with an Ace (14) of Clubs. This set the tone as the majority of cards pulled were Club face cards. A close second were the brutal Partner Push ups. As one PAX mentioned, “never been so glad to do Turkish Get up!” Mosey back to the DMZ, half way circle back, pick up rest of the team. Strong Finish!

Moleskin:

Not a whole lot of mumblechatter as the PAX were all business. There was no escaping the pain, solid workout by all. Loud T-Claps for the Ruckers, solid performance men! Rain ruined several names during the COT so sound off if you’re missed on the PAX list.

 

Foxhole

4 PAX today took advantage of a balmy Monday morning to get some pain in with the kettlebells. 

The Thang:

Mosey to lower parking lot for: SSH x 25, IW x 20, Slow Squats x 20 and Merkins x 15.

Head to the field and “triangle up.”  New term for when there are only 3 PAX around the Q.

Monkey Humpers + Burpees on a “Jack Webb” count. 1 burpee, 4 monkey humpers, etc., up to 5 and back down.  You feel this one in the quads!

Alternate exercises w/ half field sprints carrying the bell: 2 hand swings x 20, KB merkins x 20, suitcase squates x 20, rows x 20, squat and press x 15, upright rows x 20, hammer curls x 20, tricep presses x 20.

Long mosey over to pull up bars.  Alternate Mary and pull-ups for 5 sets.  Mary = dolly presses, Freddie Mercury, flutter presses, russian twists, LBCs.

Grab wall and do 3 x 1 min each in people’s chair position: sack draggers, upright rows, curl and press.  Mosey back.

Moleskin: Migthy Mite rucked it to and from so special respect to him!  No new announcements other than Lone Survivor Premier this weekend.  Oh, and one announcement that FC turns 50 Feb 3.  Mark your calendars!

Thanks to the guys who came out.  We put in the work this morning and it felt good.

The Beast On The Frozen Tundra

Wow it was cold this morning, but 17 of the faithful pulled themselves from the comfort of the warm fartsack to put a proper #downPAINment on the day on the frozen tundra!

The Thang:

Mosey to the South Parking Lot for a brief COP:

SSH x 20

Imperial Walkers x 20

Mt Climbers x 20

Mosey to the entrance 4 hill for some hillwork:

Round 1) Lunge Walk down, Backwards Lunge Walk back up (Crowd Pleaser), 30 Squats at the top and plank when done.

Round 2) Sprint down, Bear Crawl Up, 30 Carolina Dry Docks at the top and plank when done.

Round 3) Sprint down, Sprint back Up, 15 Burpees at the top.

Line-up for Indian Run around the parking lot picking up 4 cones continuing on to the soccer pitches.  Bug Eater (still at this point) lead the pax in Prarie Fire Mary while YHC places the cones 20 yards apart.

The Beast (extended 40 min version): Sprint to each cone and perform 6 of exercise called unless an audible for a larger number at each cone (3 cones down & 3 back).  We did so many rounds of The Beast this morning I’m going to try to recall to the best of YHC’s recollection:

 1) Merkins

2) Jump Squats

3) Carolina Dry Docks

4) Sister Mary Catherines

5) Merkins

6) Squats

7) LBCs

8) Carolina Dry Docks

9) Lunges

10) Lunge Walk to each cone w/ Merkins

11) Bear Crawl to each cone w/ 10 LBCs

12) Diamond Merkins

13) LBCs

14) And we did several other exercises I can’t recall off hand.

Mosey over to the picnic table benches next to the kitty litter for as many sets as you can get in during time remaing of: 20 Dips, 20 Jump Ups/Ste Ups, 10 Derkins, 40 LBCs.

Run it back to the shovel flag for COT

Moleskin:

It was down right cold this morning to the point that the soccer pitches were literally frozen with the remaining rain soaked soil and dew.  If you didn’t have a good pair of gloves on in the gloom today your fingers were hating life!  Great group of guys today that usually post at various different Saturday workouts.  Strong work by all!  Especially Lobster Roll and Uncle Leo as they continually blew the pax away during The Beast!

There may have to be a rename in order for our lovable Nebraskan friend.  All through The Beast workout it sounded like we had either a Bug “Zapper” or a Bug “Fogger” rather than a Bug Eater.  He punched his card so many times eating bean burritos last night that he gets a free one every day this week!  No wonder everyone kept moving farther away from you brother!  We kid because we love!  And Kotters to our brother Cheese Curd as it was great to see you out in the gloom today.

Great showing and support at the Ft. Mill Convergence and the Joe Davis 5k today.  The results are in for the Joe Davis 5k and several of our Area51 pax placed in their age brackets and many more had great times for the 5k.  Be on the lookout for that Backblast.

Announcements:

Sign up for the Lone Survivor movie private F3 Area51 showing for Friday night 1/10/14.  Make sure to bring cash as they won’t be accepting debit or credit cards for the combined movie ticket and our private booking fee.  Sat 1/11/14 we will perform The Murph at all Area 51 workouts.  Day Zero and The Rock will converge and launch from The Rock for the workout.

Until Next Time

Olympus – Byron’s Traveling Circus of Pain

It was just warm enough for 6 Pax to emerge from the Gloom into the COP 2.0

Quick Warm-up:
SSH x 20
IW x 15
T-Merkins x 10
Reach Back Squats x 10

8 Stations of Pain:
Tire flips (5) and Sledgehammer Pounds (10+)
Firehouse Flow – similar to battling ropes
Hairburners
30lb Med Ball Squat and Launch
70lb. KB Farmer’s Walk (70 each hand)
Banded Lateral Bearcrawl (8 yard course)
Firehose Run (60 ft.hose dragging behind you)
Dolly Bearcrawls

The Tire and Firehose Run were the timers. One round completed.

3-Man Grinders

Team 1 – Hairburners
Team 2 – Firehose Run

The partners at the “start end” performed goblet squats and the partners at the “finish end” performed shoulder presses. One round through for each team then switch locations.

3-Man Stations

Team 1 = Tire flips, KB snatch, KB Lunge – Rotate after the “Snatcher” has performed 5 reps each side.
Team 2 = Firehose flow, MB squat and launch, banded lateral bearcrawls – Rotate after “Squat and Launcher” has hit 10 reps.
Teams switch locations.

KB Core Suicide – KBs stay at the start line.  Perform 5 combos on each side – 1 swing, 1 high pull, 1 clean and press, 1 snatch = 1 combo. Sprint 25 yards and hit 15 flutter kicks and dollies. Sprint back to start for 5 more combos on each side. Sprint 50 yards and hit 10 side plank hip abductions each side. Sprint back to start for 5 combos each side. Sprint 75-ish yards and hit 10 flutter kicks and dollies and 5 side plank hip abductions each side. Sprint to start.

COT – Good send-off BLC with your prayer!

Moleskin:

*The Clock says Go, but the Body says No – After the first round of stations, I asked Gullah for a time check.  We were 30 minutes in!  Half way. 30 minutes to go. Why Lord? This hurt fellas but when it is cold, I like to get heavy and nasty with fun implements of doom.  Thanks for playing with my toys and the opportunity to lead.  Our glutes will never be the same.

*Special prayer for Hoff’s bowels.  Let’s just say that while we working our extremeties, he had a special internal isometric contraction to focus on.  Hope you made it home, big guy.

*No Olympus next week, but hopefully everyone is doing the Murph…check the site for details.

*F3 Charleston on 2/1…I am heading down with Nibbler and crashing at a minister’s house on Friday night.  Anyone interested in joining us is invited, just comment below.

Who is going to win, you or the weather.

Wow. Now that was cold.

#dowork

1 mile “warmup” run. #yeahright

4 Pax line up, one at each station. All Pax exercise until exercise #1 is complete, then all pax rotate to the next station until all pax visit each station once. Goal for exercises #2 – #4 is minimum 10 reps.

#1 – Decline merkin plank walks
#2 – 40 lb. sandbag cleans
#3 – KB merkins or Man-maker merkins or both
#4 – 10-brick ruck squats

Repeato (yes, do it again.)

400 meter mosey #breathcatcher

#1 – 20 8-count body-builders #crowdpleaser
#2 – 40 lb. sandbag clean and press
#3 – KB merkins or Man-maker merkins or both
#4 – 10-brick ruck squat press

#1 – 20 burpees
#2 – 40 lb. sandbag clean and press
#3 – KB merkins or Man-maker merkins
#4 – 10-brick ruck squat press

400 meter mosey #breathcatcher

COT

AAR/NMMS

Frozen ground, frozen air, frozen gear, frozen pax. Everything was frozen.

How do you explain how or why 4 men would get up this early and go outside in this weather and do what we did, including a 2 mile pre-ruck for 3 of them?

Easy.

They weren’t going to let the weather win.

ALCON

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Winds NW 20

The virtual shovel flag was planted and 14 pax posted for what was YHC’s coldest post to date.  Wind chill reports varied between 12 and 15 degrees.  NW wind at 20 mph.

The thang:

120 yard mosey to parking lot for COP:

  • SSH x30
  • Imperial Walker x30
  • 10 Burpees OYO
  • Mountain Climber x30
  • Merkin x 20

Partner up: size matters

Mosey to Swim Academy parking lot:

Partner  1:    Lunge walk down hill

5 Burpees

Bear crawl up hill

Partner 2:  Arms straight out squats

SWITCH

Plank when both complete cycle.

Round 2:  Sprint down hill

5 Burpees

Sprint up hill

Hill run to McMahon with 3 Merkin x20 stops (1st and 2nd street lights and McMahon).  Turn right onto McMahon to Wells Fargo parking lot.

Partner 1 carry partner 2 around the building

10 Burpees

Partner 2 carry partner 1 around the building

10 Burpees

Mosey to Picnic tables at front of Clt Catholic

20 step-up (10/leg)

20 dip

15 derkins

Repeat x2

Mosey to lower lot adjacent to football field

Short rest 50-yard sprints x10

Burpee Tabata: 60 seconds of work/20 seconds rest x3.  Roughly 50 burpees.

Mosey to start parking lot for Mary.  Titan invited to Q Mary: Rosalita/LBC/Leg raises and holds at various angles.

Plank-o-rama provided by Wingman while QIC retrieved phone to record COT.

10 burpees to close it out.

Ball of man: prayer by QIC

Moleskine:

YHC had a sleepless night and was suffering from a belly ache.  It was a rough night/morning.  We got started a little early to get the heart rate up rather than stand in the cold, biting wind.  No complaints from the pax.  Several Larry Bird’s this morning: Chelms, Mighty Might, Hops, Cane, Titan, just to name a few.  Good work out there by all today.  Partner carry was more trouble than YHC anticipated.  It was at this point that YHC was very close to puking, while being carried on Cane’s back.  We were burpee heavy this AM (approx. 100 total).  The burpee tabata may have been better received earlier in the workout.  YHC was running on fumes at this point.  Thanks to Titan for providing some Mary and to Wingman for plank-o-rama.  Fighting through mornings like this makes us stronger.

 

Announcements:

• Convergence at the Fort and Joe Davis 5K tomorrow 01/04/2013.  See website for more details.

•New workout at Carmel Middle School: Run and Gun.  5K pace run followed by Tabata.  Titan reports it should be pretty painful.  Look for preblast on website.

•Chelms reports that opportunities for Q available at Centurian in late January or February.  Let him or Escargot know if you are interested.

•See website or weekly email for additional announcements.

Shake off that weight!

16 fine fellas ventured out into the Arctic blast along with their favorite home fitness equipment for some New Year pain.

THE THANG

10 burpees on your own
Mosey to parking lot
SSH x 25
Squat jacks x 15
Merkins x 12
Parker Peters x 12
MC’s x 20
Slow squats x 15

Hill ladder. Burpees at top and squat jumps at bottom 1-7.

Mosey to school.
45 secs on 15 off.
Tethered bear crawl touching chalk.
Shake weight.
Push up handles.
Box jumps.
Squats with sandbag.
Stretchy band curls.
Perfect push ups.
Ab roller.
Jump rope.
Tricep dips.
Push up handles.
Medicine balls squats/throws.
KB good mornings
KB curls.
Repeato with 30 secs on and 10 off.
Mary
COT

MOLESKIN

I think Hairband tweeted that there are several exercises or contraptions that causes one to question his manhood. The thigh master being one, the hand on hip Cleveland County viaduct, and even the Rosalita being others. Today however many of us got to experience the Shake Weight for the first time. Although it may not be as girly looking as the exercises mentioned above, there is an awkwardness about this one, and you would rather not shake it while staring at a bunch of lads. It seemed though that Hacker (as the War Daddy) had a great technique and many of us could only admire the way he shook and circled that thing around. The young 22 year old FNG Fast Cash was the only one keeping up with Radar on the tethered bear crawl but he still had a lot of catching up to do when it came to the Shake Weight.
The person performing the bear crawl was prime pickings for some haggling from the pax and I think Semi Gloss got a nice dose as he showed off his six pack in the freezing temps.
Sound off below if I missed anything.
Thanks for showing up today and keeping up with your resolutions!
Bulldog

1/3/14 Game Plan: Honor & Self-Control

Seven prayer warriors met this winter morning to study Proverbs 25.

Its verses provide God’s wisdom regarding honor, forgiveness and self-control.

The PAX identified the following takeaways from today’s readings.

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Proverbs 25: 4, 5 ~ Remove the impurities from silver, and the sterling will be ready for the silversmith. Remove the wicked from the king’s court, and his reign will be made secure by justice.

Takeaway ~ Wise leaders seek good advisors and avoid letting the wicked influence their decisions. Does your counsel consist of wise rather than wicked advisors?

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Proverbs 25: 13 ~ Like the cold of snow in the time of harvest is a faithful messenger to those who send him; he refreshes the soul of his masters.

Takeaway ~ “Faithful messegners”are being referenced like faithful and hard-working employees who make their employers proud. Do our actions show our faith in God and make Him proud?

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Proverbs 25: 21 ~ If your enemies are hungry, give them food to eat. If they are thirsty, give them water to drink.

Takeaway ~ Praying for those who have harmed us shows that we trust that God will bring justice. Are praying for those who hurt us rather than holding judgment/grudges against them?

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Please visit http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2025&version=NLT

Have a great weekend and prepare your minds/hearts to review Proverbs 26 next Friday.

~ Deacon

 

Don’t Q it if you can’t do it…

8 pax gathered and resolved to start their year off right with some synchronized movements and a few burpees.  Here’s what they did:

The Thang:

COP:

  • 25 SSH
  • 20 IW
  • 15 Slow Squats
  • 10 Knerkins (Merkins on your knuckles)
  • 5 Burpees (OYO)

 

While the weinke called for the pax to be split into three groups and rotate through a 3-station starfish, an audible was called to keep the pax together and foster more 2nd F, if not more work.

Station 1 – The Playground:

  • 10 pullups
  • 20 knerkins
  • 30 squats
  • Run to the “transition area” and complete 5 burpees between each set
  • Rinse and repeat for 12 minutes

Slow mosey to station 2

Station 2 – Concession Stand

  • 10 box jumps, with full extension at top (i.e. stand up completely – no toe taps)
  • 20 dips
  • 30 situps, old-school
  • Run to the “transition area” and complete 5 burpees between each set
  • Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes

Mosey to station 3

Station 3 – The Fence

  • 5 decline knerkins (feet on fence)
  • 10 squat jumps (hold in bottom position for 10 seconds before performing 10 jumps)
  • 15 leg raises to fence (hold fence like Prairie Fire Mary and kick fence at top)
  • Run to the “transition area” and complete 5 burpees between each set
  • Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes
  • (audible on last set to perform 10 reps of all exercises)

Mary:

  • 15 Twist
  • 15 Dolly
  • 15 Flutter

People’s Chair

COT

Moleskin:

YHC typically only Q’s at moderate sites, Ascent and Basecamp, so the pressure was on to deliver a Hydra-worthy beatdown.  Knowing that Hydra pax can number from ~15-30 or so, the weinke was planned to split the pax into 3 groups and run a 3-station starfish.  This would provide some recovery time between exercises, so that too was taken into consideration on the weinke.  With the smaller pax size today, 3 groups would have eliminated all 2nd F, so an audible was called to keep the pax together.  The downside: there was less recovery between exercises.  At several times, YHC kept hearing “don’t Q it if you can’t do it” in his head.  Thankfully, the only modification YHC had to make was to split Station 1 reps into 2 subsets.  And, no birds were fed this gloomy morning…

As for mumble-chatter, YHC will have to leave it to the pax to sound off below, as minimal chatter was heard over the voices in his head (and the blood pounding)…

Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead the pax today.  It’s an honor.

Aye!

Roll Tide!!

Announcements:

  • Joe Davis 5k and convergence this Saturday
  • Ascent will converge at The Rock this Saturday
  • “Lone Survivor” movie viewing next Friday, following by “The Murph” workout at all Saturday workouts (Ascent will run a partner version)