D.J. #1: Okay, [wigglers], rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.
D.J. #2: It’s coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. #1: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that [wiggler] thing.
D.J. #2: [mockingly] That [wiggler] – thing. That [wiggler] – thing. Oh, well, here’s the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a “big [wiggler] thing!”
See you out there tomorrow! 5:30 am – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood. Post-holiday hiatus pace…
** DJs 1 and 2, Groundhog Day
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