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Preblast: 10,000 Swings

WHAT:  Here’s the 10,000 Swing program if you want to join us. (http://www.t-nation.com/workouts/10000-swing-kettlebell-workout)

WHEN:  Starts tomorrow, Wed Sept. 10. Before workouts.

WHERE:  Varies.  Check tweets.

Heavy + Conditioning

After hundreds, probably thousands, of miles of BRR training in the hills of Raintree and Piper Glen (including two common-law HOA memberships), a dodgy knee, a monkey fist knot in my left glute, grape-sized blisters, and a dead toe nail: the hay is in the barn and the biscuits are in the oven–back to the bells.  Finally.  Fourteen like-minded pax, including a robust SOB showing, moved the iron in a workout that scarcely registered on the pedometer.

The Weinke….

WARMUP

  • KB behind back for chest/shoulder stretch
  • Around the world ea way (brace abs for punch, squeeze glutes to protect back)
  • Halos ea way (same)
  • Prying squat hold
  • 2H Swings x 40

HEAVY

  • 2H Swings x 10-15; Rotate to at least one size bigger than your normal bell. Or go with lighter double KB.
  • Heavy Dead Cleans x 10 ea. arm
  • Single or Double Heavy 2H Swing pyramid: 9-12-15-12-9
  • Single or Double Heavy Swing Clean pyramid: 6-9-12-9-6
  • Single or Double Heavy Snatch descending ladder: 9-6-3

CONDITIONING

  • 2H Swings Ladder:  x10 x15 x25 x50 (100 total)
  • Repeat x 2
  • Finisher: 2H swings x 1 min
  • About 325 swings

COT

MOLESKIN

This was really two workouts stitched together: heavy work followed by conditioning work.  Ideally, you’d spend 30, maybe 40, minutes on Heavy day and maybe the same on a separate conditioning day. The abridged mashup was to serve for some KB object lessons.

First, most guys can handle significantly more weight than they are currently swinging.  This isn’t an ego thing–it’s an acknowledgement that the ballistic nature of many of the KB moves allows for more weight.  A KB is not a dumbbell: a DB is typically used to isolate muscle groups whereas a KB combines muscle groups.  The additional muscle groups combined with the ballistic movements leads to heavier weights. You may not be ready quite yet to jump to 48 kg, but you most likely need to move up at least one KB size, but probably two.

Second, you need more than one KB--heavier for grinding moves like swings and squats and a smaller one for presses (and maybe groundwork), when you start to fatigue, and for combining for doubles.  The Meathead concept of 0.0 allows for this–all the bells are right there in the COP.  It’s harder to accomplish in the typical F3 “gear” workout; not easy to tote 2 KBs around the AO (but it can be done…)

Third, the KB is a great conditioning tool.  The swing ladders got the heart rate up and perhaps got in your head a little (50 swings? Again?).  It may have exposed a weak link–if your form is not compact and efficient you fatigue early.  Most likely, your grip is the first give out.

If you want to sharpen you form, pack on muscle and strengthen your grip, join us for the 10,000 swing challenge this fall:  500 swings a day (5 sets:  10x / 15x / 25x / 50x), 2 days on, 1 day off. Look for tweets after the BRR.

Other comments/observations:

  • Lots of good work out there today.  Seemed like everyone embraced the Heavy concept and got a chance to experiment with several combos, whether single or double.
  • Stone Cold apparently has been fully brainwashed by the #PencilArm crowd: wore sleeves to a Meathead workout.
  • Not so with Brown, however, who raided Gramps’ t-shirt drawer with a classic and unapologetic #wifebeater.  He kind of smelled like Brut 33, too.
  • New Pax FNG has jumped in with both feet: FNG post to Fast Twitch, back to Death Valley yesterday, then posts at Meathead today for his first ever KB work.  Looked darned good doing it, too.  He’s a solid contender for Rookie of Week. Good EH work by Madison, too.
  • Triple Claps also to Bartman, a Cubs fan who first posted yesterday at DV.  New guys getting after it…
  • Proposed supplement to Meathead disclaimer: You must be at least 48″ tall to ride The Beast. #Webster.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Labor Day Area 51 convergence will be at DMZ (Carmel Park launch at 0700).  Foxhole will be on regular schedule. All other Monday A51 workouts will be at DMZ.
  • Look for additional convergence info in the weekly email/tweets/preblasts for the next weekend (Friday 9-5 and Sat. 9-6) due to BRR.
  • Pray for Turkey Leg and his family on the loss of his mother earlier this week.  If you’d like to make a donation in her memory talk to me or Alf.

Pre-Blast: Heavy, Conditioning

Chasing pencil-armed ectomorphs* through Raintree and Piper Glen the last few months has begun to putrefy this Meathead.  All my running parts hurt–I am coming home to my people with the #0.0 guarantee.

Part 1: Heavy

Bring all of your bells, even the light ones.  We will go heavy for the first half, sometimes with single bells, sometimes with doubles.

Part 2:  Conditioning

We won’t move an inch but it will feel like hill sprints.

We start promptly at 0530.

*ectomorph, a human physical type (somatotype) tending toward linearity, as determined by the physique-classification system developed by the American psychologist W.H. Sheldon. Although classification by the Sheldon system is not absolute, a person is classed as an ectomorph if ectomorphy predominates over endomorphy and mesomorphy in his body build. The extreme ectomorph has a thin face with high forehead and receding chin; narrow chest and abdomen; a narrow heart; rather long, thin arms and legs; little body fat and little muscle; but a large skin surface and a large nervous system. If well fed, he does not gain weight easily; if he becomes fat, he is still considered an ectomorph, only overweight. Compare endomorph; mesomorph. Source: http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/178685/ectomorph 

Park & Ride

 

Grab a bell or two and mosey to the top of the hill at Entrance 4 just under the Park & Ride sign (with a rest stop for a quick warm up). Take 1/2 lap around the church lot.

Park: 25 two-handed swings (x2)

Ride: Run 1/2 mile loop

Park: Switch to a bigger bell–25 two-handed swings (x2).

Ride: Run 1/2 mile loop

Park: 25 two-handed swings (x3)

Ride: Run 1/2 mile loop

Farmer Carry KBs up and down Entrance 4 (x2)

Shuttle Runs

  • 300 yard (6 x 50) shuttle run.  Three times.
  • 150 yard (6 x 25) shuttle run.  Three times.

Mosey home with KB.

MOLESKIN

It’s BRR training season so even if you’re not running the BRR, you’re probably going to be running because of the other guys doing the BRR.  The only reliable non-running Qs these days may be Brown (committed 0.0, from way back); Salt Lick (busted wheel); Chelms (scurvy or rickets or something) and Mall Cop (depending on which shoes he’s wearing).  Most every other Q s lacing up the smokeboots, so be warned.

The interspersed swings were sort of rest and sort of keeping the legs tired, as well as a way to distract everyone that we were doing a lot of running.  Stage Coach looked mighty comfortable swinging that 28 kg, while Alf, Lab Rat, Donkey Kong, Mouth and Stage Coach all put in strong showings on the 1/2 mile circuits.

Have been wanting to work in the shuttle runs for a while and they serve well as a tough finisher. Maybe too well, as Nightcourt busted it so hard we almost had to farmer carry him back to COT.

 

 

Cerberus

Twenty five middlescents (including 3 FNGs), descended upon the OP fields for a bite from the three-headed hell dog.

WARM UP

  • Mosey
  • SSH x 20
  • Merkins x 20 (low and low)
  • IW x 20
  • Run away, scuff up the other baseball field just enough to make Bug nervous
  • Squat x 20 (low and slow)

MAIN THING:  Here and There

“Here” was at the concession area.  “There” varied per round.

1st round, Rea entrance (1000 ft, one way)

  • Here: 5 merkins, There: 15 merkins
  • Here:10 merkins, There: 10 merkins
  • Here 15 merkins, There, 5 merkins
  • Step Ups and Jump Ups while waiting for the 6

2nd round, Providence entrance (+/-800 ft, one way)

  • Here: 5 squats There: 15 squats
  • Here:10 squats, There: 10 squats
  • Here 15 squats, There, 5 squats
  • Step Ups and Jump Ups while waiting for the 6

3rd round, back of football field (+/-650 ft, one way)

  • Here: 5 heels to heaven, There: 15 heels to heaven
  • Here:10 HTH, There: 10 HTH
  • Here 15 HTH There, 5 HTH
  • Step Ups and Jump Ups while waiting for the 6. Larry Birds get an extra trip.

Mosey to parking lot for plank-style count and name-o-rama COT. Why sit when you can work?

COT

MOLESKINE

  • With BRR right around the corner, it’s all about mileage, all the time.  So the goal was to keep it moving as much as possible. Forgot to wear the Garmin today but back of envelope calculations (from measuring Google Maps) put us in at just under 3 miles.  Not too shabby.
  • TClaps to Bugeater and Kirk, who can add another 3.2 to the tally and to Hops and Iron Horse who ran to and from the AO.
  • Good work by our trio of FNGs.  Peanuts, who is visiting from Africa; Huggy Bear (logic as follows: last name Barata(?)–>Beretta–>bird’s name? Don’t know–>other 70s police shows–> Starsky–> Huggy Bear. Final Answer); FNG Armando, in IT–best we could do is cookie, which is a sad commentary on the state of our computer knowledge.
  • TClaps to Semi Gloss for adding an extra swipe of antiperspirant prior to the workout.  He apparently keeps an extra stick in the dirver’s side door for emergencies.
  • Lots of guys flying out there this morning, including Joker, Hopper, Hops, Gummy, DK, Bug and Kirk.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • The Mud Run sign ups are still open.  False deadline? Savvy marketing? Raw manipulation? We may never know.  What we do know is this: as a region, Area 51 is sending fewer people than “OTHER.”  We are getting outgunned by John Doe, Others Receiving Votes, Witness Relocation, the Home School Football Team, the Audio Visual Club.  Slice it however you want, let’s make a push and show OTHER who their daddy is.
  • F3 Dads meets again this week.  9 am at Beatty.

Arm Day

[Posted on behalf of Semi Gloss)

24 pax entered the gloom and worked off some calories as well as swinging iron.

THE THANG

 Mosey to lower lot for COP

Around the world till everyone gets there

25 SSH – Cad

20 Swings OYO

20 Figure 8’s

Mosey to in front of the church.

Partner up – Like size Bells

Partner 1 – Run around the building

Partner 2 – 20 Two handed Swings

20 Lawnmowers each arm

20 one handed Arm Presses each arm

Flap jack X 2

Rinse and Repeato

Partner 1 – Run around the building

Partner 2 – 20 squats and 20 clings

Flap Jack X 2

Circle up.

7’s (7 curls half way up, 7 curls half way down, 7 full curls) X 3

20 Traps 20 high pulls each arm X 2

25 Flutter with Press In Cadence

Farmer carry around the parking lot and then back up to the upper campus

Circle for a little more lifting

20 two handed Swings in Cadence

15 Russian Twist with bell (if you got it…..I didn’t)

15 Merkins on the bell each arm

20 Diamond Merkins on the bell (courtesy of Busch)

20 Dollies’s in cadence

 

MOLESKIN

It was YHC’s first q at Skunk works so the timing got a little behind for me.  The workout started strong and the pax were all dialed in.  When we started the running there was some calls for an audible but they stuck with me and I appreciated it.  Swinging the 45 lb kept me in check today and it limited some of the numbers that I was looking for (which was a good thing).  I am still working on the correct names but don’t worry the regulators Bulldog and Tiger Rag helped me get the correct terminology.  Enjoyed the Q and enjoyed the great send out by Ray Charles.  Strong work today brother from being out and glad to have you back.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  1. Sign up for Mud Run!!!
  2. 3rd F Bojangles South Park, Wed. Noon
  3. F3 dads this weekend – Stonecold needs someone to take his spot q ing.

Supple Leopard

Only have ten minutes to scrub off an abridged backblast…

Eight and twelve lacrosse balls posted.

  • Warm up: hip circles, squats, hamstring activation (read: toe touches)
  • Pigeon pose variations
  • Mule kicks
  • Glute stretch, which is basically putting yourself in a figure 4. The one from P90X.
  • Seated back and glute stretch
  • Happy baby
  • Smash and floss glutes
  • Smash and floss lats
  • Smash and floss the inside/outside of shin and calf
  • Hamstring, IT band and groin stretches with strap
  • Smash and floss plantar fascia

There may have been some other stuff

“Smash and floss” is borrowed from the book Becoming a Supple Leopard (leopards don’t warm up to chase prey; corollary: we shouldn’t have to warm up to exercise.)

The main idea is to smash an object against the targeted area and then knead it out to break up the tight muscle.  Good googly moogly, did it hurt.  But it also worked as advertised: feeling 25% more supple than before.

Time’s up.

SIGN UP FOR THE MUD RUN

Sit Biscuit Poisoning

While Whiplash enjoyed warmed blankies and Hydrox cookies on L&D (#ExcuseBag) your local meatheaded, smokehooved yogi took the Q. Clinical jargon and surgically precise movements were replaced with a blunt force trauma approach: “Stretch until your arse splits open or you rupture a disc.”  If ever a workout needed a disclaimer it was this one.

Having recently learned what the hip flexors are and that professional sitting men have a rather shabby pair, the goal was to loosen them up a bit.  For the uninitiated, the hip flexor is the muscle that connects the lower anterior abdominus area with the upper flabby thigh region.  What happens is this: when you’re on the sit biscuit all day working, driving, watching the telly and whatnot, the hip flexors are in a near-permanent state of flexion (what the pros call “scrunched up”). This results in deactivated glutes, a forward-tilting pelvis, lower back pain and tight hammies, among other things. Functionally speaking, the chair is killing your squat form and/or your ability to take a poop in the woods (or, if you’re Splinter, front yards in Piper Glen).

If I’ve learned anything from Byron, it’s that you never go on TV dressed as a pirate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNMoVo_Fkng  I’ve also learned that you should work opposing body part–so, in addition to the hip flexors, we worked the hamstrings.

The WARM UP was something along these lines:

  • Hokey Pokey Leg Shakes  (This one is tricky because it creates a situation where all your testosterone leaks down the planted leg into a puddle on your yoga mat)
  • Hip Circles
  • Prying Squat
  • Grounded crane pose (crane pose, but don’t lift feet)
  • Windmills
  • Standing hamstring stretch

THANG (more or less, and probably not in the right order)

  • Deep lunge (on knee)
  • Twisting lunge
  • Hurdler hamstring stretches
  • Standing hamstring stretches (deeper and longer)
  • Pigeon pose variations – a crowd pleaser
  • Seated hamstring stretches (L / R / Both). Use the straps/bands if needed.
  • Cobbler pose
  • Supine 3 way strap stretches: Hamstring, groin, IT band (or whatever that thing is that hurts so bad on the outer part of the hip).
  • Repeato but push against the pull.
  • That P90X move where you lay on your stomach, grab your ankles behind you and then push them away, causing the chest to rise up off the ground.
  • Up dog, down dog
  • A quick deep lunge to finish up

MOLESKIN

  • If you see a rogue barge adrift on the Catawba, talk to Stone Cold about returning the rope used to tie it up.
  • Whereas most of the pax could barely reach past their knee caps on the standing hamstring stretch, Chanel’s 84″ reach, combined with his 26″ inseam, allowed him to go palms to the ground. It was as freakish as it was impressive.
  • It’s just a matter of time before Horse Head snaps clean in two. As brittle, and white (I might add) as a saltine cracker.
  • Chanel and Spackler battling for biggest truck in 51.  Horse Head vying for smallest. #ThingsINotice
  • Still reeling from knowing Haze would rather run the Muthaship–on his recovery day, no less–than post at Flex with me on Q. Guess this is payback for all the youth size jokes.

ANNOUNCEMENT

Only one: sign up for the Mud Run by July 15.

0.0

[Posted by TR on behalf of Splinter, subbing for Semi-Gloss]

YHC’s first Q at Skunkworks provided some jitters last night, hence actually wrote this weinke out.  26 PAX including 1 FNG used google maps and twitter to find the substitute location for one of Area 51’s finest workouts.  Expectations always run high at skunks.  Hopefully YHC delivered.

Grab bells mosey 100 yds or so to a nearby Grassy Knoll.

COP:

Halo x 10 combined with SSH x 10 (repeat 3 times)

2 Hand swings x 20 combined with Mountain climbers x 20 (repeat 3 times)

The Thang:

High Pulls x 10 each arm (repeat 3 times)

wide arm merkin x 20 OYO

Single arm Press x 10 (repeat 3 times)

regular merkin x 20 OYO

Snatch x 10 (repeat 3 times)

diamond merkin x 20 OYO

Renegade Row x 10 (repeat 3 times)

Burpees 10 OYO

RDL x 10 (repeat 3 times)

Goblet squats x 10 (repeat 3 times) audibled repeat 2 times

Flutter kicks x 20 (repeat 3 times) modify is no bell

Lou Gainis (sp?) x 10 (repeat 3 times) audibled repeat 2 times

Russian Twist x 10 (repeat 3 times)

Turkish Getups x 5  audibled YHC struggling at this point

Curls x 20

Mosey to parking lot.  Grab partner.  Line up at Stop Sign

Partner KB swings to 100

Partner 1 runs 100 meters or so and back/partner 2 does KB swings flapjack till 100 is attained

Partner curls to 75

Partner merkins to 75

Mosey to cars and circle up for COT.

 

Ye Olde Moleskin

Semi Gloss enticed YHC to sub for him in return for a free lunch.  Then proceeded to be slightly nervous last night and redid the Weinke a couple of times.  Actual number of redos will remain secret to avoid future heckling.

Hard to get a good glimpse of everyone when YHC is struggling to make it through, but Busch, Bananas, Fletch, Run Stopper, Crab Cake seemed to be putting in strong work.

The ten counts between sets were much needed.  Thankful for all who gave 10 counts except for Cottonmouth. His Ten count is really a 3 count. Future Q’s never ask Cottonmouth for a 10 count.

There has been some banter among the PAX about whether there should or should not be running at at KB workout and if so, to what extent.  Supposedly Hops had put the smokeboots to skunks last week so YHC felt the need to keep it balanced with lots of iron reps. When announced on Twitter that this was the plan last night, Brown favorited the tweet.  I think because Brown is the President of the “I hate running club.”  You can buy a Car sticker from him that says 0.0 (I don’t run).  Point being, most PAX should have put in 400 to 500 reps with the bells plus all the cardio exercises thrown in to keep the heart rate up.

After COT some PAX discussed changing just christened TI83 to Jurgen due to him being a soccer coach at CDS, and world cup time seemed to be fitting.  TI83 was a mouthful.  Sound off in the comments if you have an opinion.

Sanka and Fletch decided to wear matching shirts today.  It was cute.

Tclaps to Header and Stone Cold for waiting on YHC for the pre-run so that YHC did not have to sad clown 3 miles in the gloom.

Tclaps to whoever took us out.  Can’t remember.  Scratch n win?

Announcements

Sign up for Mud Run in the fall.  Gummy has a sweet spreadsheet and wants to fill it out

3rd F Threshold this Wednesday at SouthPark Bojangles start time is noon.  Chp 2 Prodigal God. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OR0ckexTgY (for a short promo of the book)

Steamrolled

Eleven mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers crawled down from their limbs and smacked Monday on the hind quarters.

After a quick warm up of SSH, IW, squats & merkins, and a mention of the forgotten #Disclaimer, we lined up for two-man grinders.

ROUND 1

  • PAX 1:  Hairburner to light pole and back
  • PAX 2:  Two-handed swings to 100 combined.

ROUND 2

  • PAX 1:  Hairburner to light pole and back
  • PAX 2:  One-handed swings to 100 combined.

ROUND 3

  • PAX 1:  Hairburner to light pole and back
  • PAX 2:  Cleans to 100 combined.

ROUND 4

  • PAX 1:  Jog to median and back
  • PAX 2:  Snatches to 50 combined.

ROUND 5

  • PAX 1:  Hairburner to light pole and back
  • PAX 2:  Pax Choice squat to 80 combined.

ROUND 6

  • PAX 1:  Hairburner to light pole and back
  • PAX 2:  Press to 80 combined.

ROUND 7

  • All Pax KB lunge walk to light pole
  • All Pax backwards KB lunge walk (1/2 way back)
  • All PAx KB side lunge walk (the rest of the way)

MARY

  • Flutter with press
  • Dolly with press
  • Iron Grandma (situps with KB on chest)

COT

ABBREVIATED MOLESKIN

  • Honey Bee needed the plates and it seemed a shame to bring them all that way and not use them.
  • After chasing Intel around at his FNG post Saturday, Dead Lift seemed relieved to be among people who understood his meathead sensibilities: plenty of iron, the promise of little-to-no running…”Hey, look! Plates!  I love plates.  But…but where are the bars?  And the benches? Why are we putting them on the ground?”  I admit–I was peeking to see if he would #Horsehead in the grass but he appeared to make through without churning up the last night’s creatine shake.  Always a plus.
  • Much to the consternation of their partners, Madame T and Soft Pretzel were just killing the plates. Back way too soon….
  • After the crowd dispersed, Might Mite put on a shot put clinic, in anticipation of the event for this Saturday’s Games of the 51st  A Limp, He Had. Mighty Mite’s 4 year HS putting career summed up in one sentence:  Put it on your neck and throw it as far as you can.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Support the 51 A Limp, He Had this Saturday:  0600 at S CLT Middle.  Winners get medals.  The rest are losers.
  • HC to the Pool Party at the Sign Up Genius link in the preblast: http://f3nation.com/2014/06/06/epic-2nd-annual-schools-out-summers-in-pool-party/
  • Lots of other stuff going on.  Get on Twitter.  Check it.