WHAT: Here’s the 10,000 Swing program if you want to join us. (http://www.t-nation.com/workouts/10000-swing-kettlebell-workout)
WHEN: Starts tomorrow, Wed Sept. 10. Before workouts.
WHERE: Varies. Check tweets.
After hundreds, probably thousands, of miles of BRR training in the hills of Raintree and Piper Glen (including two common-law HOA memberships), a dodgy knee, a monkey fist knot in my left glute, grape-sized blisters, and a dead toe nail: the hay is in the barn and the biscuits are in the oven–back to the bells. Finally. Fourteen like-minded pax, including a robust SOB showing, moved the iron in a workout that scarcely registered on the pedometer.
The Weinke….
WARMUP
HEAVY
CONDITIONING
COT
MOLESKIN
This was really two workouts stitched together: heavy work followed by conditioning work. Ideally, you’d spend 30, maybe 40, minutes on Heavy day and maybe the same on a separate conditioning day. The abridged mashup was to serve for some KB object lessons.
First, most guys can handle significantly more weight than they are currently swinging. This isn’t an ego thing–it’s an acknowledgement that the ballistic nature of many of the KB moves allows for more weight. A KB is not a dumbbell: a DB is typically used to isolate muscle groups whereas a KB combines muscle groups. The additional muscle groups combined with the ballistic movements leads to heavier weights. You may not be ready quite yet to jump to 48 kg, but you most likely need to move up at least one KB size, but probably two.
Second, you need more than one KB--heavier for grinding moves like swings and squats and a smaller one for presses (and maybe groundwork), when you start to fatigue, and for combining for doubles. The Meathead concept of 0.0 allows for this–all the bells are right there in the COP. It’s harder to accomplish in the typical F3 “gear” workout; not easy to tote 2 KBs around the AO (but it can be done…)
Third, the KB is a great conditioning tool. The swing ladders got the heart rate up and perhaps got in your head a little (50 swings? Again?). It may have exposed a weak link–if your form is not compact and efficient you fatigue early. Most likely, your grip is the first give out.
If you want to sharpen you form, pack on muscle and strengthen your grip, join us for the 10,000 swing challenge this fall: 500 swings a day (5 sets: 10x / 15x / 25x / 50x), 2 days on, 1 day off. Look for tweets after the BRR.
Other comments/observations:
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Chasing pencil-armed ectomorphs* through Raintree and Piper Glen the last few months has begun to putrefy this Meathead. All my running parts hurt–I am coming home to my people with the #0.0 guarantee.
Part 1: Heavy
Bring all of your bells, even the light ones. We will go heavy for the first half, sometimes with single bells, sometimes with doubles.
Part 2: Conditioning
We won’t move an inch but it will feel like hill sprints.
We start promptly at 0530.
*ectomorph, a human physical type (somatotype) tending toward linearity, as determined by the physique-classification system developed by the American psychologist W.H. Sheldon. Although classification by the Sheldon system is not absolute, a person is classed as an ectomorph if ectomorphy predominates over endomorphy and mesomorphy in his body build. The extreme ectomorph has a thin face with high forehead and receding chin; narrow chest and abdomen; a narrow heart; rather long, thin arms and legs; little body fat and little muscle; but a large skin surface and a large nervous system. If well fed, he does not gain weight easily; if he becomes fat, he is still considered an ectomorph, only overweight. Compare endomorph; mesomorph. Source: http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/178685/ectomorph
Grab a bell or two and mosey to the top of the hill at Entrance 4 just under the Park & Ride sign (with a rest stop for a quick warm up). Take 1/2 lap around the church lot.
Park: 25 two-handed swings (x2)
Ride: Run 1/2 mile loop
Park: Switch to a bigger bell–25 two-handed swings (x2).
Ride: Run 1/2 mile loop
Park: 25 two-handed swings (x3)
Ride: Run 1/2 mile loop
Farmer Carry KBs up and down Entrance 4 (x2)
Shuttle Runs
Mosey home with KB.
MOLESKIN
It’s BRR training season so even if you’re not running the BRR, you’re probably going to be running because of the other guys doing the BRR. The only reliable non-running Qs these days may be Brown (committed 0.0, from way back); Salt Lick (busted wheel); Chelms (scurvy or rickets or something) and Mall Cop (depending on which shoes he’s wearing). Most every other Q s lacing up the smokeboots, so be warned.
The interspersed swings were sort of rest and sort of keeping the legs tired, as well as a way to distract everyone that we were doing a lot of running. Stage Coach looked mighty comfortable swinging that 28 kg, while Alf, Lab Rat, Donkey Kong, Mouth and Stage Coach all put in strong showings on the 1/2 mile circuits.
Have been wanting to work in the shuttle runs for a while and they serve well as a tough finisher. Maybe too well, as Nightcourt busted it so hard we almost had to farmer carry him back to COT.
Twenty five middlescents (including 3 FNGs), descended upon the OP fields for a bite from the three-headed hell dog.
WARM UP
MAIN THING: Here and There
“Here” was at the concession area. “There” varied per round.
1st round, Rea entrance (1000 ft, one way)
2nd round, Providence entrance (+/-800 ft, one way)
3rd round, back of football field (+/-650 ft, one way)
Mosey to parking lot for plank-style count and name-o-rama COT. Why sit when you can work?
COT
MOLESKINE
ANNOUNCEMENTS
[Posted on behalf of Semi Gloss)
24 pax entered the gloom and worked off some calories as well as swinging iron.
THE THANG
Mosey to lower lot for COP
Around the world till everyone gets there
25 SSH – Cad
20 Swings OYO
20 Figure 8’s
Mosey to in front of the church.
Partner up – Like size Bells
Partner 1 – Run around the building
Partner 2 – 20 Two handed Swings
20 Lawnmowers each arm
20 one handed Arm Presses each arm
Flap jack X 2
Rinse and Repeato
Partner 1 – Run around the building
Partner 2 – 20 squats and 20 clings
Flap Jack X 2
Circle up.
7’s (7 curls half way up, 7 curls half way down, 7 full curls) X 3
20 Traps 20 high pulls each arm X 2
25 Flutter with Press In Cadence
Farmer carry around the parking lot and then back up to the upper campus
Circle for a little more lifting
20 two handed Swings in Cadence
15 Russian Twist with bell (if you got it…..I didn’t)
15 Merkins on the bell each arm
20 Diamond Merkins on the bell (courtesy of Busch)
20 Dollies’s in cadence
MOLESKIN
It was YHC’s first q at Skunk works so the timing got a little behind for me. The workout started strong and the pax were all dialed in. When we started the running there was some calls for an audible but they stuck with me and I appreciated it. Swinging the 45 lb kept me in check today and it limited some of the numbers that I was looking for (which was a good thing). I am still working on the correct names but don’t worry the regulators Bulldog and Tiger Rag helped me get the correct terminology. Enjoyed the Q and enjoyed the great send out by Ray Charles. Strong work today brother from being out and glad to have you back.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Only have ten minutes to scrub off an abridged backblast…
Eight and twelve lacrosse balls posted.
There may have been some other stuff
“Smash and floss” is borrowed from the book Becoming a Supple Leopard (leopards don’t warm up to chase prey; corollary: we shouldn’t have to warm up to exercise.)
The main idea is to smash an object against the targeted area and then knead it out to break up the tight muscle. Good googly moogly, did it hurt. But it also worked as advertised: feeling 25% more supple than before.
Time’s up.
SIGN UP FOR THE MUD RUN
While Whiplash enjoyed warmed blankies and Hydrox cookies on L&D (#ExcuseBag) your local meatheaded, smokehooved yogi took the Q. Clinical jargon and surgically precise movements were replaced with a blunt force trauma approach: “Stretch until your arse splits open or you rupture a disc.” If ever a workout needed a disclaimer it was this one.
Having recently learned what the hip flexors are and that professional sitting men have a rather shabby pair, the goal was to loosen them up a bit. For the uninitiated, the hip flexor is the muscle that connects the lower anterior abdominus area with the upper flabby thigh region. What happens is this: when you’re on the sit biscuit all day working, driving, watching the telly and whatnot, the hip flexors are in a near-permanent state of flexion (what the pros call “scrunched up”). This results in deactivated glutes, a forward-tilting pelvis, lower back pain and tight hammies, among other things. Functionally speaking, the chair is killing your squat form and/or your ability to take a poop in the woods (or, if you’re Splinter, front yards in Piper Glen).
If I’ve learned anything from Byron, it’s that you never go on TV dressed as a pirate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNMoVo_Fkng I’ve also learned that you should work opposing body part–so, in addition to the hip flexors, we worked the hamstrings.
The WARM UP was something along these lines:
THANG (more or less, and probably not in the right order)
MOLESKIN
ANNOUNCEMENT
Only one: sign up for the Mud Run by July 15.
[Posted by TR on behalf of Splinter, subbing for Semi-Gloss]
YHC’s first Q at Skunkworks provided some jitters last night, hence actually wrote this weinke out. 26 PAX including 1 FNG used google maps and twitter to find the substitute location for one of Area 51’s finest workouts. Expectations always run high at skunks. Hopefully YHC delivered.
Grab bells mosey 100 yds or so to a nearby Grassy Knoll.
COP:
Halo x 10 combined with SSH x 10 (repeat 3 times)
2 Hand swings x 20 combined with Mountain climbers x 20 (repeat 3 times)
The Thang:
High Pulls x 10 each arm (repeat 3 times)
wide arm merkin x 20 OYO
Single arm Press x 10 (repeat 3 times)
regular merkin x 20 OYO
Snatch x 10 (repeat 3 times)
diamond merkin x 20 OYO
Renegade Row x 10 (repeat 3 times)
Burpees 10 OYO
RDL x 10 (repeat 3 times)
Goblet squats x 10 (repeat 3 times) audibled repeat 2 times
Flutter kicks x 20 (repeat 3 times) modify is no bell
Lou Gainis (sp?) x 10 (repeat 3 times) audibled repeat 2 times
Russian Twist x 10 (repeat 3 times)
Turkish Getups x 5 audibled YHC struggling at this point
Curls x 20
Mosey to parking lot. Grab partner. Line up at Stop Sign
Partner KB swings to 100
Partner 1 runs 100 meters or so and back/partner 2 does KB swings flapjack till 100 is attained
Partner curls to 75
Partner merkins to 75
Mosey to cars and circle up for COT.
Ye Olde Moleskin
Semi Gloss enticed YHC to sub for him in return for a free lunch. Then proceeded to be slightly nervous last night and redid the Weinke a couple of times. Actual number of redos will remain secret to avoid future heckling.
Hard to get a good glimpse of everyone when YHC is struggling to make it through, but Busch, Bananas, Fletch, Run Stopper, Crab Cake seemed to be putting in strong work.
The ten counts between sets were much needed. Thankful for all who gave 10 counts except for Cottonmouth. His Ten count is really a 3 count. Future Q’s never ask Cottonmouth for a 10 count.
There has been some banter among the PAX about whether there should or should not be running at at KB workout and if so, to what extent. Supposedly Hops had put the smokeboots to skunks last week so YHC felt the need to keep it balanced with lots of iron reps. When announced on Twitter that this was the plan last night, Brown favorited the tweet. I think because Brown is the President of the “I hate running club.” You can buy a Car sticker from him that says 0.0 (I don’t run). Point being, most PAX should have put in 400 to 500 reps with the bells plus all the cardio exercises thrown in to keep the heart rate up.
After COT some PAX discussed changing just christened TI83 to Jurgen due to him being a soccer coach at CDS, and world cup time seemed to be fitting. TI83 was a mouthful. Sound off in the comments if you have an opinion.
Sanka and Fletch decided to wear matching shirts today. It was cute.
Tclaps to Header and Stone Cold for waiting on YHC for the pre-run so that YHC did not have to sad clown 3 miles in the gloom.
Tclaps to whoever took us out. Can’t remember. Scratch n win?
Announcements
Sign up for Mud Run in the fall. Gummy has a sweet spreadsheet and wants to fill it out
3rd F Threshold this Wednesday at SouthPark Bojangles start time is noon. Chp 2 Prodigal God. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OR0ckexTgY (for a short promo of the book)
Eleven mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers crawled down from their limbs and smacked Monday on the hind quarters.
After a quick warm up of SSH, IW, squats & merkins, and a mention of the forgotten #Disclaimer, we lined up for two-man grinders.
ROUND 1
ROUND 2
ROUND 3
ROUND 4
ROUND 5
ROUND 6
ROUND 7
MARY
COT
ABBREVIATED MOLESKIN
ANNOUNCEMENTS