Trans-Siberian Chestnut Roasters – HO!!

Trans-Siberian Chestnut Roasters – HO!!

24 showed up with sleeves, hats, and even face masks (Tagalong, Mic Check), but about halfway through many layers were being peeled off – thankfully not quite stripped to the point of Taco Stand’s goal after he climbs Mount Kilimanjaro #HadMeUntilNaked.

Disclaimer given (not a pro, suggestions, modify, don’t sue)

The Thang:

-Limbered up/jogged through parking lots with butt kicks, knees, side, carioca, backward, etc.

-Circled for Mtn Climb, Merkin, Imperial Squat Walkers, and Trans Siberian Chestnut Roasters – HO!!!

-15 minute AMRAP course (front of Target to back over hill):

  • 10 chin ups under cart rack, 10 jump squats
  • 10 Diamond Merkins, 10 Real Sit ups
  • 10 Donkey Kicks
  • (up over hill) 10 Wide Arm Merkins, 10 Superman

-Partner Up – 6 speed bumps…partner 1 does 10 Ab/Leg/Throws and 10 Plank/Derkins on bumps 1, 3, 5, then FlapJack on bumps 2, 4, 6. (Plank & Al Gore for the six.)

-Home Stretch – All You Got (in honor of Doc McStuffins) – 10 plank jacks half way, then 10 6-inches plank jacks at the end. (Doc loves to call those things, and I love/hate them)

-Brief Mary to close out

Moleskin:

Sorry YHC may have departed AO a minute early – frankly I get anxious anytime Frehley’s is there because he starts grouching about launching on time & ending on time so he can get back home for a pipe and Matlock reruns. Also, sorry also to disappoint with no “Ya” of Bulgarian Ball Busters…but hopefully distant cousin of Tran Siberian Chestnut Roasters “HO!” was okay for today. Just when anyone thought they were tough for showing up in the cold, Taco Stand sauntered in all lathered up, smiling, wearing a weight vest, after running from home. And LongHaul clearly was out after it, skating up the grass hill like Gretzky in the rink. How MorningAfter’s sweatshirt from 1991 hasn’t disintegrated by now is a miracle (as Wingman pointed out, he is so Visco Girl…but really Visco before Visco was a thing – like Neil Young was grunge before Grunge was a thing). Thanks Big Tuna for suggesting we move at the end from the street sweeper – staying put may have ended a great workout very poorly. Kotters to Olaf – haven’t seen it yet but I guess since Frozen II is out that means Olaf has to be back. Welcome back Dolphin, who is down in weight the equivalent of a full Fredo, and was clearly still ready to work when he called 10 burpees at the end for “cool down.”

Announcement:

  • Taco Stand will do Mount Kilimanjaro climb for charity, more to come including event next Thursday at Middle James Brew for info. He will remain clothed.
  • Watch for Convergence over holidays, including Hawks Nest/Bagpipe “home & home” on 12/24 and 12/31.
  • Hope had great reminder that this is important time of year to EH new guys or get Kotters back – lots of parties & resolutions to change.

But how much will other really change if they are not part of a group like this???

Always an honor to lead. Great work all.

Sometimes we doubted; sometimes we were confused, but we helped each other and keep going forward. Because of Faith.

It was raining. I cannot see the box’s lock number. I first time felt my eyes were so bad. Glidah and Mayhem showed up to help me. Big 10 arrived early to help me set up. Fuse Box is out of the town, he plans to find some people to help me. It was cool, but that keeps me warm.

The most successful part of my plan is 20 seconds Mosey warm up. It did not break Big10’s record. The worst part is in the end when I sat down on the group. Nobody follows me, including Mayhem. He always said I am his good friend. My heart is hurt. But they are right, it was wet and cool.  It is not necessary to get wet in the last 2 minutes.  Sorry, my bad.

I am so happy, all Pax looks like understanding my Waxhaw-Texas-Chinese style English very well.  There are many exercises need to explain. I knew Pax was confused. When Highhat did ‘Band Side Pull’ and said “If I keep the center and then pull, I felt different”. You did right!!! When Carb Load  did “Stop Talking” and said the dump ball should be light. You are right!!! It is very hard to exercise. The timer “King Walk” with Band is targeted Gluteal muscle. Did you felt it?  Loafer did it very professionally. “Whale Tail”, “Imperial Plank”….. Modified it.

Dougboy is a good partner. Turnbuckle did a great job, he did his best. His smile is a charm.

Thank you all support. Two years ago, in the Christmas season, my older brother took his life by himself. If he had F3, then things maybe been changed. He said to me “It is good You have Faith” and “Workout can make me happy. But I cannot do it anymore.”. He was a good judge in his city. I am lucky. We are lucky.

Warm up

Let’s Mosey! We just did a 20 second Mosey and then circle up. All Pax likes it. This is the most only successful thing this morning.

10-SSH

10-Imperial Walkers  (Dougboy corrected my English. I cannot remember what I said)

  5-Potato Picker

Merkins * 10  IC

10-Calf Stretch 10 seconds.

6- Power Squat  (Ricky Bobby did it great.)

The thang:

Merkins over there. Merkins????  Sorry, it should be Mosey. But everybody Mosey over there. Good English understanding.

1.       Flap tire;

2.       Merkins + whale tail;

3.       Shoulder Press  + Front Squat

4.       Band Slide Pull

5.       Stop talking + Jump

6.       Imperial Plank + Mountain Climber

Some modified option on the back ( I did not say that).

Timer: King walking.

Circle up: Sat down Balance exercise.

COT

Announcement:

1.       September 5-12, 2020.  Mayhem will co-lead a mission trip to Nicaragua to work on the kitchen at elementary school.  Friends, family, and strangers are welcome.

2.       Every Sunday morning OPEN DOOR BIBLE STUDY. 7:00-8:00 FIVE STONE office second floor.

Be The Light!

16 men decided a little rain wasn’t going to discourage them from showing up for a great workout at Union County’s Waxhaw’s longest-running and most successful AO, Dromedary! Would we be under roof to stay dry? What would the Weinke look like? Would there be Burpees? What about rocks? Plenty of questions but only one good answer. AMRAP!

Quick disclaimer given, bluetooth speaker and standard “Rocky” themed playlist ready to roll, so it was time to mosey around Marvin Ridge. Warm-up exercises around the entire campus after various distances, consisting of (the the best of my memory as I made it up as we ran):

  • SSH x 20
  • IW x 20
  • Plank Jacks x 20
  • Mountain Climbers x 20
  • Merkins x 20
  • Grab a wall for Air Presses x 10, left leg out x 10, right leg out x 10

Mosey around the back of the school to the cafeteria and track for the surprise. YHC pre-labeled the (7) AMRAP stations, moved the rocks, and dropped in 2 lanterns along the darkest portions of the track. Little did I know that those lanterns would show up in other ways today for YHC…more to come on that.

The THANG:

Mini-AMRAP of 25 minutes today would consist of the following stations and reps:

  1. (20) Dips
  2. (20) Donkey Kicks
  3. (20) Merkins
  4. (20) Bicep Curls (only heavy rocks today!)
  5. (20) Big Boy Sit-ups LBC’s
  6. (20) Gas Pumps
  7. (5) Burpees/round

Timer went off at 610am, with just enough time to return the rocks and mosey to COT. Quick Mary led by Transporter and Gerber before 615am. Done!

MOLESKIN:

Great job by everyone for pushing themselves and each other today, and we covered about 3 miles as well. It was great to see Deep Dish back out there after a couple months of nursing a knee injury. Also love the consistency, dedication, and hard work of Sprinkles, our “Home Alone” younger brother/son. I don’t know many HS Seniors getting up at 5am to work out with a bunch of old, crusty guys in the cold rain. We appreciate you, brother, and know God has big plans for your life. Keep up the great work.

So…about those lanterns. YHC makes reference during COT prayer of the Darkness in this World, and that we need to be the Light as Darkness cannot exist in Light. Today was no different and this was part of the prayer. The Bible verse of the Day today on the You Version Bible App was from John 8:12 where it reads “When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.”

Later this morning, I caught a Joel Osteen sermon on Sirius Radio where he talked about being the light when negative people in your life try to bring you down. He mentioned that Darkness cannot exist in the Light and we need to ignore those people in order to light the path for others. Amen!

I truly believe that the 3rd F always shows up during our 1st and 2nd F activities, even if we don’t recognize it at the time or at all. The daily encouragement (light), fellowship (light), banter (light-hearted) we experience everyday is that Light, both in us and for us! I know it helps me get out of bed 4-5 days/week to workout with my F3 brothers, and helps me navigate the day-to-day keeping God’s will and plan for my life in everything I do. I would encourage others to think about what this means to you, personally, since we are about to celebrate Christmas with our families. It’s not about the presents, but about the Gifts God has given every one of us to impact others. Iron Sharpens Iron!

Keeping Me In Check

After taking my kids to sing Christmas carols at a retirement center with my son’s cub scout pack last night and the M away at a bunco Christmas party (or something like that), YHC was just settling in for some good TV down time. Sure there was the Q the next morning, but this is Anvil, I know every rock in that pile. But then Fallout sent a message over slack to our church group that I had the Q, and Point Break accepted ready for his 2nd post. At Centurion on Friday he mentioned he did 2 years of acting school before transferring to state, so Point Break was born. I am also willing to bet that he is the first person to transfer into the computer science program at state from acting school. Regardless, it forced YHC to write the weinke and check the weather.

YHC rolled in a few minutes early. Although the ride over was in the rain, stopped and stayed that way.  Disclaimer given and off we went.

COP

Mosey around the side parking lot from launch to pick up Brilleaux then headed over to the turf.

IW x 15

Peter Parker x 15

Parker Peter x 15

Plankjack x 10, low plankjack x 5

The Thang:

Mosey to the hotbox. We had 4 groups of exercises that we would do 4 times through at 4 different stations. Hot box was up first with 4 rounds of Step ups x 10, Split Squat x 10, Dips x 10 and Derkins x 10. After completing the 4th round a short run down the concrete ramp to the fields and back up. Wall sits while waiting on the six.

Mosey to the large front rock pile and grab a lifting rock. 4 rounds of tricep extensions x 10, push press x 10, curls x 10, teabag squats x 10. Short run around all of the islands after the 4th round.

Mosey to the overhang by the front entrance off Rea. Some plank work before getting started. 4 rounds of calf raises x 10, squats x 10, incline merkins x 10, and burpees x 5. After the 4th round run down the sidewalk to Rea and back. Wall sits with air press x 50.

Mosey back to turf. Found the dry ground under the overhang for mary. 4 rounds of LBC x 10, Freddy Mercury x 10, Heels to Heaven x 10 and American Hammer x 10.

COT/Announcements

Fallout gave an update on his son Kai. They have been in the hospital in Greenville, SC for the past 2 days. Continued prayers for him.

Prayers for Mermaid’s family after the loss of his father in law.

YHC with the take-out prayer

Moleskin:

Mixed group out there today, some seasoned vets and Point Break with his 2nd post. The last time I did this style workout, it was in case of rain and we stayed in the hot box with rocks the whole time. With Point Break’s first action at the AO and no rain, we tried to make our way around and see what all it has to offer. The group stayed together with Mr. Magoo and Brilleaux leading the way. The mary set hurt a lot more than I thought it would. I feel like I have been ripped off of my 6 minutes of Mary with the Qs lately, apparently my body needs more core work. Enjoyed the chatter and brotherhood as always.

FAMRAP – Centurion Circuits – or something like that.

FAMRAP time again at Centurion – YHC thought of using an oldie but a goodie with a few tweaks for Centurion – thus you have Centurion Circuits.

Not sure if it was the pre-blast or the concern of colder weather, but the numbers were a bit low for typical Centurion.  6 men decided to show and take up YHC on the offer to get better and try some FAMRAP for the weekend.

One FNG brought out by Lorax so marginal disclaimer provided.

Mosey over to the benches for instructions:

Starting at the benches – do 5 jump ups or 5 step ups per leg. 

Run to first stairwell – up to the top – 5 merkins

cross top to last stairwell  – 5 jump squats


down stairs to bars – 5 inverted pull-ups

run over to back corner under the scoreboard – 5 heels to heaven

Run up back side of field to top corner – 5 burpees and back to benches

Then repeat with 10 reps each, 15, 20, then back down to 15, 10 and finally 5.  Total count 7 laps and 100 of each exercise if you completed the circuit.

NMM

Great work by everyone today – everyone pushed it.  Tough workout that kept you moving the entire time.  Welcome Point Break – keep coming out, it will get better.

YHC wants to write more but the new BB application sucks – have to agree with Spackler – this thing is terrible.

Champagne out.





Couple Playoff Holes Needed

Spring is in the air, so we all decided to sneak in a round at the Bushwood Country Club. I got there nice an early to survey the grounds and ensure everyone would have a great round before work and responsibilities caught up to us. I haven’t been to this site other than the wonderful day we launched a few months back. I tried to steal some ideas from previous Q’s, but my computer was having a tough time searching previous BackBlasts. Damn Internet.

DiCCS were shared. I outlined that the pace was going to be quick and miserable.

WARM UP

Let’s Mosey! 2 fast laps around the parking lot. Circle Up.

  • 20 – SSH
  • 20 – Imperial Walkers
  • 20 – Moroccan Night Club

THE THANG

Let’s Mosey! 2 more fast laps around the parking. Circle up at the starting point.

  • Jack Web to get us started.

Another fast lap around the parking lot.

  • Time for another dreaded web, this time Carolina Dry Docks and Squats.

Legs we so fried, we needed to slow mosey over to the playground to get a good lifting rock. Yes, we left the parking lot Mad Dog.

  • Another web to rest those legs. Let’s do Mike Tyson and Curls with our lifting rock. Why go sleeveless if you’re not going to pump those guns.

Slow mosey into the playground to some picnic tables. Biceps are smoked, let’s get those triceps some love.

  • Time left for another web? Sure, why not. Picnic table Derkins and Dips. These are pretty much impossible. One Star, Bottlecap and Dana pretty much threw me on their shoulders to make it to the finish line.

Drag your arms back to COT to get finished.

Moleskin

Amazing work by everyone. I got the attire of this sight correct but failed miserably to get the counts right. There is a 9 or 18 count expectation, but once I messed it up, I committed to adding the 2 additional playoff holes each round. Lots of fun mumble chatter around this.

I personally love the Webs. They may seem like a lazy way out at times, but it keeps everyone together and working hard. Proximity really helps with the mumble chatter. I couldn’t stop laughing multiple times today. Doing these webs doesn’t give you much of a chance to blend in and hide with the other PAX.

The guys really helped me finish those last few sets on the picnic tables. I’m always blown away by the strength shown by this group. Big thanks to the Site Q’s for having me out. I had a great time and look forward to visiting this site more often in the future. Too bad it took a Giants loss to make this happen.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • December 14th will have 3 sites running. Commitment, Homecoming and Gladiator. Once finished, we will all converge downtown Waxhaw for the Waxhaw Adopt a Street Clean Up. This is M and 2.0 friendly, so bring help and join us at Coffeeteria at Crossroads Coffee House. Bring blowers, rakes and maybe hoes? (Carbload) Gladiator is going to be at Rea Farms
  • December 14th will also be Zin’s 5th annual Jingle Jangle Beer Exchange. 8pm in the Driveway.

The Word Moist

Last night it looked like the rain may hold off. Well, this morning I got up and saw wet pavement outside and thought it must have rained earlier but when I stepped outside the reality hit me, literally.

5 PAX gathered under the cover of the middle school awning until it was time and off we went…

#HairbandHalfMile
Disclaimer given
Let’s start a little different today, what are the 5 core principles of F3?!
……
Some blank stares initially, I don’t think anyone expected a pop quiz.
Then Madison started to throw some out and others joined in, here they are again:

  • Are free of charge.
  • Are open to all men.
  • Are held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold.
  • Are led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary.
  • End with a Circle of Trust.
    No, “Leave no man behind” is not one of them, it is the Credo.


COT
SSH x 20ish in cadence
Imperial Walkers x 20 IC
Enough of that let’s mosey

The THANG
Look no buses! I audibled before the plan started.

Line up at the first line of the bus parking spots, they are all numbered from 1-21 what we will do is run the even lines and do the number of merkins. Run to 2, 2 merkin, run to 4, 4 merkins etc. up to 20/20 merkins.

Somewhere around 14 or so I hear some #mumblechatter about starting over to catch up and had no idea what that was about until I turn around and see #LIFO Christmas! Yes he should do extra and embrace the suck that we have been in the midst of.

Once done we were off again until we got to the elementary school (with some backward running thrown in along the way) for some peoples chair and air presses, 25 then 75 then we were off again to the playground/track area behind the other elementary school this was the main event.

Cindy/modified Murph
5 pull ups
10 merkins
15 squats
run a lap
repeato until time is called which was about 20 minutes.

regroup and mosey back with some buttkickers, karaoke and high knees thrown in, back to the wall at the 1st elementary school with peoples chair/air presses this time 50 and 100

mosey back to the middle school again with some backward running for the next bit of fun.

40 stepups
20 Carolina Dry Docks
Lunge walk the “Gauntlet”
repeato

Next set
10 derkins
20 Flutter kicks
bear crawl the Gauntlet
repeato x 2

On the wall again peoples chair hands out in front of you and left leg off the ground, then right leg off the ground, (directions were given to make sure you put your left back down first.) then mosey back to the start for

6MOM
Flutter x 20
Pretzel crunch 10 in cadence left, then 10 in cadence right
Backscratcher x 20ish
protractor

DONE!

Moleskin… What was the weather like? According to Madison, moist. Agreed.

Apparently I forgot to post this so here it goes minus any further #Mumblechatter

This is Ignition / Take your odds and shove em Deflated

4:1 odds that Ignition doesn’t post a backblast?  Hopefully you didn’t put any real money on that OR the Chiefs game yesterday.

A while back a few of us completed a very similar workout for Ignition.  When YHC was explaining the 13’s from the intersection of Great Rd. and Trading Path Ln. to the bottom of the cul-de-sac at the end of Great Rd Rubbermaid exclaimed  “You know that’s a pretty good ways to the end” (or something like that) to which YHC replied “This is Ignition”.  And for the record, it’s only about .2 miles to the end.  Either way, it ended up being a real burner and one that according to Strava (who knows all my secrets) was one of the toughest relative efforts of the past few months.  Not to say you can’t get your heartrate up without a lot of cardio that is “not running” but, well, yea.

9 men made the decision to start their day at Ignition this morning.

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Mosey down the entrance road of Cuthbertson Middle to the traffic island on Cuthbertson Rd.

Warm-up:

  • Side Straddle Hop x 15 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 20 IC
  • Calf Stretch x 15 seconds, flapjack

The Thang:

Mosey to the Lawson entrance at Five Forks Rd. past Easy Button’s house

  • Run to Great Rd.
  • Alternate 10 squats and 10 Monkey Humpers at every light pole

Mosey to the intersection of Trading Path Ln. and Great Rd. for some 13s

  • 1 Burpee with a broad jump
  • Run to down the hill .2 miles to the cul-de-sac at the end of Great Rd.
  • 12 Big Boi situps
  • Back up to the intersection for 2 Burpees with broad jumps
  • And so on until pax complete 12 Burpees with broad jumps at the intersection and are down to 1 Big Boi situp at the bottom of the cul-de-sac. 

Mosey back down Five Forks Rd. with 10 Merkins at every other light pole to Cuthbertson Rd.

Fast mosey back to COT

Done!

MOLESKIN:

I hate this workout but I also think it’s a great one.  Workouts where you basically never stop moving are always the one’s that stick with me. 

Coming back up from the cul-de-sac starts as a slight incline and then finishes with a sharp incline.  The hill really adds up after 11+ trips to the top, especially with the decreasing amount of time spent on the Big Boi situps. 

Props to Deadwood for trying to make it out there today.  Sorry this injury is keeping you down and I hope it can get better sooner than later.

Everyone had a strong showing today.  Everyone finished all the rounds with some PAX doing 1 or two extra. 

I’m not sure if by posting this backblast the Ignition PAX will get counted twice in whatever secret analytic program is running.  That being said, they usually run twice as much anyways so I don’t see the issue in them being counted twice.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Gladiator this Saturday at Rea Farms on the green space from 6:30am to 7:30am.  This is a black diamond high intensity iron pax challenge type workout.  Meet and park in front of the Improper Pig restaurant. 
  • 12/14/19 – THIS Saturday is F3 Waxhaw’s Adopt-a-Downtown Waxhaw Clean Up.  8-10am and park at the church where we meet for Floater (Waxhaw United Methodist Church).  Bring rakes, dustpans, backpack blowers, and people like your 2.0s, neighbors, etc.

2019 EFFEE Award Recap

On 12/7/19 Briarcrest hosted the 3rd annual EFFEE Awards at their ConventionAssembly…Tiny Clubhouse Big Living Center. The night began with a little socializing among the 30+ pax who were in attendance around the hor d’oeuvres. This year Tupperware was kind enough to include a queso spread, but unfortunately we were unable to park the car inside of the hall shed, so pax had to bring their chips outside to enjoy the queso off the backseat of dad’s car. Similar to last year some of the pax wore their Sunday best for the event. Some of the highlights were:

  • Chicken Little trading in the feathers from last year for a festive holiday suit
  • Gerber with a candy cane jacket that made him look like an extra from Miami Vice
  • Zin ditched the tux from year ago and instead was ready to break bread with the family this year dressed as Cousin Eddie
  • Goodfella brought the crowd to a good cheer with his angry elf outfit, some fashion pax took notice though that the inseam was a little long and have offered to tailor it for next years event for proper fit

As we approached 8:30, Zin gave the announcment for all pax to find a seat as the show was about to begin. And once all pax were tucked (even more then Recalc’s t-shirt into his jeans) into their seats we kicked off the 3rd Annual EFFEEs. We covered a non-standard DCCS to again reiterate to all of the pax that tonight’s events were to be similar to the Dundie Awards from the Office and created in all fun. At no point should anyone get offended, and if any pax does to please see Smithers as he has the official “Butthurt Incident Report” that can be completed. With that Zin gave a brief opening and we went straight into recap of GroupMe stats.

GroupMe Stat Summary – started the year off strong with good YoY performance vs. last year, but when we came into August our typical peak season, our performance was down vs. year ago. Unfortuanately in 2019 from August – November we were unable to eclipse the 2500 post mark that was set in 2018. When checking with key analyst we believe this is attributed to a couple things:

  1. 2018 in September we had massive uptick due to “thong-gate”
  2. 2019 we had a loss of key contributor Moneyball
  3. Deadwood wrecking ball entrance in 2018 where a 600+ post per month average came in quickly declined as 2019 he exited the Playhouse
  4. Turnbuckle entrance though helped to increase frequency of posts was just a little late in year and unable to counteract the softening market

So overall we are looking to bring back Foley in 2020 to provide some additional motivational speeches and to increase the chatter for next year. So with the conclusion of our GroupMe performance we jumped right into the awards. Here is a quick recap of each:

  • The Soap Box Award presented by Briarcrest Beef Hotdogs, won by ZIN
    • Many thought would go to Dancing Bear, but was won by Zin for his ability to get on his soap box daily and provide a good rant. We provided him a free 5 min, but he quickly conceded after about 2 mins.
  • Top 10 Modifications brought to you by Chainsaw’s Soundproof Underwear, won by Deadwood
    • The list included Aussie Burpees, Deadwood’s weinke, Moneyball’s Memorial Day remembrance for all that served in ware and are still alive in his family, modification of GroupMe into Slack, modification of GroupMe into NextDoor app by TB, but there was no denying #1 modification of Waxhaw rezoning Briarcrest to include Deadwood’s property
  • Freedom Pax CD brought to you by Rudy’s Unplung’d App –
    • CD available that includes many top hits by our local pax including Summers of 49 by Recalc, Six is the loneliest number by Fuse, I will walk 500 miles by Dana, and I will run 500 miles by Rubbermaid. The song even included a bonus GroupMe song performed by Zin to the tune of Under the Bridge
  • Before Picture Award brought to you by Centerfold’s Extreme Couponing, won by Chastain
    • Highlighted by his ability to not even have tennis arms, but ping pong arms, and always being the pax others want to stand next to feel better about themselves. In the end we were able to provide Chastain with his 1st ever after picture
  • The New Sexicon brought to you by Cocainios
    • List of potential new entries into a very special Lexicon that was loosely based on pax’s names
  • The Cheerleader EFFEE brought to you by Goodfella’s Soy Sausage, won by Easy Button
    • Covered his ability to not only be a fully supporting Cheer Dad at home, but also able to inspire the pax to perform. Even included a special cheer made up just for the EFFEEs – My Name is Easy Button, I am not afraid of nothing, Except when I see Frack, or when Damascus puts his balls on my back. Go Mountaineers!
  • The Hall Monitor EFFEE brought to you by Deadwood’s Weinkee Inspections Services, won by Ackbar
    • Highlighted all of the great monitoring of Newschannel and Playhouse, but in the end went to only the deserving pax who was able to garner actual news coverage for his monitoring – Ackbar. In 2020 he will be employed to monitor the pax and any violators will be labeled with trademark phrase – It Just Sucks!
  • Gone But Not Forgotten EFFEE brought to you by F3 Aquatics Team, won by Banjo
    • As this appeared to be a runaway for Moneyball as he departed the region, the actual voting turned out that another pax won by a hair (or lack of) and was presented to Banjo for his ever increasing bald spot. This bald spot currently has ability to live in Lawson, but by end of 2020 will definitely adhere to BC standard lot size requirements.
  • Educator of the Year EFFEE brought to you by Shake’s Substitute Services, won by Posse
    • Highlighted all of his great work with Q School and Site Q School and even included some of his courses for next year on proper sign language and ability to sign “blessed” or that it is “ok” to use your butthole kaleidoscope at workouts. Award even included a skit performed by Foundation (Posse), Deflated (Fuse), Zin (Recalc).
  • Waxhaw Challenge Award EFFEE brought to you by GroupMe Police Relief Association, won by Kid Rock & Swimmers
    • Thanked both for their ability to push the pax and either participate in IPC challenge or share their Hope Story. During the event Deflated shared his Hope Story about IPC in that he hopes all of the complaining about how hard it was, form, other regions that cheated, etc. would stop in 2020
  • Most Improved EFFEE brought to you by Big 10’s Jeep Emporium, won by Hollywood
    • Given for his incredible improvement in GroupMe posts from 2019 vs. 2018 that was a +5000% jump which was determined to be caused by change to high fiber diet changes. Either way Hollywood made promise to further uptick in posts for 2020 to ensure we do not have another “soft” year per our analyst when reviewing our stats next year
  • 3rd Annual Cat Pee on Carpet EFFEE brought to you by Alltech Frankenstein Lab, won by Catfish
    • As Xerox’s company has grown he has had to fire past technicians Dancing Bear and Frack, but found a new tech in Catfish. Additionaly noted that he is no longer being docked pay for smoke breaks.
  • Q of the Year brought to you by Zin’s Costume Emporium, won by Goodfella (on behalf of all F3 Waxhaw)
    • Hands down easiest award to find a winner for based on the success of F3 Launchvergence. Well done boys!
  • Career Path EFFEE brought to you by Old Posse’s Farmers Almanac, won by Gerber
    • Applauded Gerbers ability to recover from double hip surgery and come back into group and be promoted to Site Q to Board Member. As part of presentation award covered some of his responses from his interviews which included when asked about being a Gazelle and how he rates his speed. Gerber noted to give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose …And a panther
  • Clutch Performance EFFEE brought to you by Banjo’s Male Clinic, won by Rudy
    • Award highlighted not 1, but the #2 reason that Rudy is known throughout F3 Waxhaw. We got to see his Kershawish performance at Floater where he was King of the Throne and then come late in season when at Commitment his double check clutching peformance that just ran a little foul. Award was present posthumously as Rudy had to make an Irish Exit as he replicated the Deadwood of 2018.
  • Proctor of the Year EFFEE brought to you by Blue Screen’s Morse Code Machines, won by Mad Dog
    • As we learned of Mad Dog’s fame during the IPC challenge this award not only honored him for that day, but provided Shake the opportunity to test some of Mad Dog’s new material for 2020. With many of the tag lines taken from Full Metal Jacket and customized to F3 this was fun to watch.

All in all it was a great night and lots of laughs to be had. We always enjoy the moments to relax and have a little fun even if it at the expense of each of us. But truly believe this is what makes this such a great group that we can push hard in the gloom and find a way to stay in contact and connect with others throughout the day. Until next time, remember always be on the look out for an EFFEE award nominee and be sure to submit to Deflated or YHC and look forward to next year’s awards.

Wacthaw Workout Monday

I’m going to start this backblast with an apology, typically I try to be amusing (at least to myself) in my backblasts but I believe today was pretty lame I exhausted my creativity in preparing for the effees. Speaking of which, we had a strong showing and it was a really fun night. I suggest any of you who didn’t make it, do so next year. I assumed the cold December morning and the rust associated with Saturday night would result in low attendance. Turns out between ignition and flash we had 37 men show up, pretty impressive. The PAX tagged are all 37, but I can only speak to what we did at flash. I’ll give you 4:1 odds that you don’t see a backblast If I were a betting man, I’d say you’re unlikely to see a backblast from ignition. If you’ve ever read one of my back blasts before it a whole bunch of stuff followed by ….then mosey. I’ll keep it short and I won’t tell you where we were, I’ll just stick to the facts this time.

The Thang

Opening mosey, stretch, merkins, imperial walkers…….then mosey

50 dips….20 Mike Tysons….20 Speed Skaters….Bear Crawl….20 Squats….20 LBCs….20 Big Boy Situps….25 Step ups…..

All of that done while running in an amrap like pattern behind the middle school, we then repeated it until the LBCs where we broke left towards the high school

20 LBC’s…..30 Calf Raises….RUN…..30 Calf Raises….25 Air Presses…..20 Air Jabs

From there we ran back towards the middle school to the portico closest to the buses

Bear Crawl the length of the portico…..10 Mike Tysons…..repeat

Run to the front of the middle school and grab some bench

10 Derkins…half lap….10 incline merkins (why aren’t these irkins?)….repeat

Back to the parking lot where we started for a couple of sprints and then back to COT

Moleskin

I made up something completely different on the fly We finished with a slightly different workout than I originally planned, you could say Deadwoods audibles were made. For those of you that know me, you know I prefer a stick man running type of workout with exercises sprinkled in along the way to keep us moving and the heart rate high. We still almost got to 3 miles while keeping everyone close. Thanks for letting me lead

Announcements

  • Posse wasn’t here today so you’ll need to check slack/groupme/Asylum BB for the CSAUP or 5K that’s likely coming up in a place somewhere reasonably close to hear in a time frame also close by
  • Gladiator – a black diamond workout for those looking to workout on the weekend test themselves. This month’s Gladiator will be this Saturday 0630-0730 at Rea Farms (across from Waverly). 9855 Sandy Rock Place. Park near Improper Pig at large open grass field.
  • Downtown Waxhaw cleanup – this Saturday after the non-existent workouts. Waxhaw will provide bags but if you can bring Rakes, Shovels, Brooms, Blowers, Mulchers that would be appreciated