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Area 51 July 4th Convergence

72 men gathered at South Charlotte Middle School for a July 4th Area 51 convergence.

Three Qs were on point, with PAX rotating at 7:20 and 7:40.

Joker’s Q:

Paddy Cake Merkins

Partner Leg Press

Partner Curls

Partner Decline Merkins

Partner Rows

Partner Squats

Partner Incline Merkins

Partner Dips

Partner Carolina Dry Docks

For groups #2 and #3, certain items above were dropped and replaced with lunge walks and bear crawls.

Runnstopper’s Q:

Jog perimeter of track, jump fence
Line up along sideline- plank, butts high – marine crawl through tunnel.

Partner up.
Partner 1 carry partner 2 across width of football field. Flapjack

Partner 1 hold hands straight out- partner 2 high alternating knees to touch partner 1 hands x13

Flapjack

Partner 1 wheel barrow partner 2 hold legs

Flapjack

1 minute squat hold.

Jog to pavilion people’s chair – alternating legs up while holding arms above head

2nd group

Jog straight to track

Line up along sideline- plank, butts high – marine crawl through tunnel.

Partner up.
Partner 1 carry partner 2 across width of football field

Flapjack

Parter 1 carry partner 2 across width of football field

Flapjack

Partner 1 sprint width of football field, 13 burpees return to partner 2 whom is doing mirkens.

Flapjack

Partner 1 sprint width of football field, 13 burpees return to partner 2 whom is doing LBCs

Flapjack

Partner 1 sprint width of football field, 13 burpees return to partner 2 whom is doing Carolina dry docks

Flapjack

Jog to pavilion people’s chair – alternating legs up while holding arms above head

3rd group
Jog straight thru woods to playground.

1st set
Pull-ups x13
Mirkens x13
Mountain climbers x13
Hold plank until all finished

2nd set
Jump up (knee up alternation knee,optional) x13
Decline Mirken x13
Dips x13

3rd set
Pull-ups x13
Burpees x13
Jumping squats x13

Jog back through the woods to pavilion people’s chair – alternating legs up while holding arms above head.

Busch’s Q:

Circle of Pain Back Rows- 20 – flapjack
20 Mountain Climbers to 5 Merkins – repeat for 1 minute
Fence Dips – 25
20 yard Dragon Walks
Partnerheld/Wheelbarrow Decline Merkins 25 – flapjack
Sprint 200 yards
Speed Skater Single Leg Squats – 20 each leg
Plank
Circle of Pain Back Rows- 20 – flapjack
Fence/Handstand Merkins – 20
Lemon Squeezer Abs
Sprint 200 yards
Circle of Pain Back Rows – 20 – flapjack
Merkins – 20
Naked moleskin:

  • Strong turnout for the Area 51 convergence, including a handful of FNGs.  The rain came down pretty hard around 6:45AM, but conditions were good once the clock hit 7:00AM.
  • 1 minute squat hold – to a rendition of the Declaration of Independence led by a Canadian [Strange Brew]! Something is clearly wrong with that, but hey it worked and we all sang along!
  • Joker’s partner exercises brought the 2nd F to a new level.  It was close to a mutiny during the first group, so YHC made some modifications for groups #2 and #3.  The partner leg press and  the partner CDD may be keepers, but the other exercises were a bit of a bust.

 

 

Baby One More Time

10 men gathered in the rice paddies of Area 51 to start their week the right way. 

The Thang

IW X 15

Squats X 15

SSH X 15

Incline Merkin X 10

Pull Ups X 10; Dips X 25

Squats X 20; Pull Ups X 10; Dips X 25

Squats X 20; Pull Ups X 10; Dips X 25

Plank

Warm Up lap 

Joker pulls calf muscle

Tiger Rag takes over the Q 

1/4 mile run with pain station along the way X 3 times

Various stop-motion exercises, including merkins, lunge walk and 6 minutes of Mary

Moleskin

-As we all know [or at least we do now], Zip-A-Dee is a big Britney Spears fan.  Today, during pull ups, YHC noticed that Zip’s shirt was barely under his chest line when he was at full extension.  Zip was proud to show-off “midriff muscle control” that would have made him a perfect back-up dancer in his favorite artist’s most famous music video. We only tease because we love, Zip.

-Turkey Leg and Dolphin were supposed to meet this morning at 0500 to do a three mile run to The Matrix.  Only problem was that Dolphin didn’t show up.  So Mall Cop… you are off the hook… fartsacking in Charlotte South is no longer called “Mall Copping”… but rather, “he Dolphined.”

-Thanks for taking the reins Tiger Rag once my leg gave out on me.  The alternative would have been 25 minutes of upper body exercices.  Speaking of Tiger Rag… he must have come across some sort of “Stop Motion” article recently, in between the time he spends reading Popular Mechanics and Engineering Magazine.

Monday Monsoon

A brave storm-worthy 20 PAX showed up to McKee Rd elementary for “Monday Matrix Monsoon.”

 The Thang:

 Warmup

-Mosey Jog around the field

-SSH, Imperial Walker, Slow Squats, Merkins, Wide Arm Merkins, Burpees

 Mosey around the school

-People’s Chair x 4

-Decline Merkins x (20, 15, 10, 5)

 Mosey to the field

-Buddy Starfish Run in the Monsoon

-Partner planks while other partner runs to light pole (flapjack x 5)

 Mosey to the track

-3 laps jog the short, sprint the long

 Mosey to the wall

-People’s chair + balls to the wall x 2

 Mary

(Low flutter, Dolly, Superman Flutter

 Moleskin (soaked)

-What started as a light drizzle turned into a downpour at McKee Rd Elementary.  The PAX rallied in the monsoon to crank out a solid Monday workout. 

-Other Highlights:  Lots of rain, lots of running, FNG Road Rash nearly getting some road rash jumping off a curb

The Pacesetter

 7 brave early risers gathered this morning for Fast Twitch – to be put to the test while enjoying one of the few pre-dawn days we have left before the sweltering summer heat set in next month. 

 The Thang:

 Warm-up and COP:

  • ¼ mile jog around the track
  • 26 SSH
  • 20 IWs
  • 20 MCs
  • 10 Merkins
  • 20 Squats

 The Pacesetter:

  • 1 Mile Run around track – timed
  • 10 burpees
  • ¼ mile walk cool-down

 Mosey to baseball bleachers for…

 The Ramp-Down Circuit:

  • Lap run up stairs and around baseball field back to bleachers (~1/4 mile)  (x 5)
  • 3 stations along route
    • Squats (x20, 15, 10, 5)
    • SMCs (x20, 15, 10, 5)
    • Dips (x20, 15, 10, 5)
    • Last mile pure sprint, no stations

 Sprint back to parking lot for COT

 Moleskin:

Just to ensure the PAX were all awake before the pacesetter, they were treated to skip counting by the rookie Q who apparently needs a refresher in counting from his preschooler.   Once sufficiently disoriented, all the PAX got an opportunity to set their baseline 1-miler pace:

  • Turkey Leg  6:32
  • Rock Thrill  7:30
  • Badlands  9:40
  • Flyboy  7:30
  • Custer  9:30
  • Skywalker 7:10
  • Joker 5:55*

 Joker doesn’t just get a * for being the fastest, but also a note for the record books that there was some irregularity in the timing – something about his watch not accounting for him running in the outside lanes so he needed an “adjustment?” to the time – then he apparently forgot about his burpees till the end. 

Anyway, great effort by all today.   One FNG this morning and luckily for him he howls from South Dakota enabling him to snatch a proud “Badlands” handle.   Terrific work by all!

Memorial Day Workout

42 men gathered today at The Matrix, in recognition of Memorial Day.

Kept it simple, no frills required:

Fast-paced trail run

Squats / Merkins / LBC X 17 each

Playground, for two cycles of:

-squats X20

-dipsX20

-decline merkins X20

-pull ups X10

800 Meter Race

Little bit of Mary, with some merkins and squats to wash things down

Rock races

-50 yards out [with rock]; 30 merkins; 50 yards back

-50 yards out [with rock]; 20 squats; 50 yards back

-50 yards out [with rock]; 20 curls with rock; 50 yards back

Close out with merkins and Carolina Dry Docks

Moleskin

-Not much chatter today, as we were moving at a pretty fast clip.  Except for a few “three counts” the heart rate was running pretty high.

-On the trail run Your Humble Correspondent could hear someone close on my six.  As I sped up, he sped up; as I hit a full sprint, he hit a full sprint.  At the end I turned around and realized it was someone’s 2.0.  The best part was when he looked me in the eyes and said, “We lost ’em.”  Not as in, “I’m worried about my Dad back in the woods”… but more like… “we smoked ’em all”.  Whoever he is, I like the kid.

-O’Tannenbaum did a very graceful tumble when he tripped over the log at the entrance/exit to our trail run.  We may incorporate that into the workout next time.

 

Track and Field

34 men started the day with a 45-minute punch to the gut… and it was great.

Today was old school.  We ran to the track; we worked out hard; we ran to the COT.  In summary: 

  • Running on the track at maximum speed… check
  • Running on the field at maximum speed… check
  • SSH, Squats, Merkins, Mary and Bear Crawls… check, check, check, check, check

Moleskin

  • Thin Crust and Young Love… these guys have really been getting after it the past few months… looking strong out there today men!
  • Fletch showed some pure speed during the relay sprints today.  Could be the fastest in South Charlotte.  You other speedsters better amp up your training.  And speaking of speed… Bugeater was moving at a fast clip on the 400M sprints. 
  • Strange Brew is rockin the long hair these days… dare I say, looking a bit like The Great One himself.
  • Run Stopper brought his sleeves today, but the guns couldn’t really be contained. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • New South Charlotte workout – Fast Twitch – launches at South Charlotte Middle on May 21 at 5:15AM [yes, that is 5:15]; workouts will include heavy doses of running, but all men are welcome [if you are fast, this will make you faster; if you are slow, this will make you faster]
  • Sign up for Aug 2 GORUCK by May 21.
  • Sign up for Oct Mud Run by May 25.
  • Be on the lookout for 2nd F opportunities brought to you by 2ndF Q Bugeater, the #HappyNebraskan.
  • F3 Dads coming to Area 51 in June.  Header on Q and will be sending out announcements soon.

Roughing the Passer

30 men posted at The Matrix for Psycho T’s first QIC experience. 

The Thang

SSH X 20

IW X 20

Combo platter – Merkins; Peter Parker; Parker Peter; Mountain Climbers

Prisoner Squats… with S-L-O-W count for maximum impact on the quads

10 burpees on your own

Find a spot on the all for Peoples Chair, with 30 shoulder presses

Back to the field for some cone drills

– Bear crawl

-Lunge walk

-Crab walk

-Broad jump [or Bunny Hop]

-Partner wheelbarrow

To the playground, for three cycles of:

-10 pull ups; 20 step ups; 20 dips

-Run to track and back

Back to the field for shuttle runds done on two man teams

-Sprint out and back [100 yards] while partner does merkins; flapjack

-Sprint out and back while partner does wide arm merkins; flapjack

-Sprint out and back while partner does stagered merkins; flapjack

-Spring out and back while partner does diamond merkins; flapjack

Close with 5 minutes of Mary, including lots of Superman and modified Superman stuff

Moleskin

-So, Psycho T starts us off with a verbal disclaimer.  Something like, “If I break you, remember, I’m not a professional trainer.”  Then a quick ball-of-man prayer… good way to get started… then we were off to the races.

-Good first-time Q by Psycho T. Plenty of cardio and strength work today.  Heart rate was high for 45 minutes. 

-Random observations:

  • Bulldog had a light weight hoodie this morning… good look for a young lad from across the pond.
  • Runstopper left his sleeves at home, but hey, when you’ve guns like that why not?
  • Tiger Rag… in a very un-Tiger Rag like fashion was wearing a watch that was five minutes off today… I had always assumed Rag synced up with an Atomic Clock every morning??
  • Is it possible to “fall down” during a crab walk… yes it is, as I did this morning. 
  • Triple claps for Snake Bite [formerly know as Ice T]… he has been working out with a vengeance over the past few months, and it shows.  Inspriration!

Sea World

20 men / young men gathered in the swamp lands of Area 51 for a beat down at The Matrix. 

The Thang

Warm up jog

COP – SSH/Squats/Merkins/Imperial Walkers/Merkins

 Mosey

 Partner Up:

-Partner #1 = In Outs 

-Partner # 2 = Sprint down, lunge walks back

Flip and Repeat

 -Partner #1 = In Outs

– Partner #2 – Sprint down, bear crawl back

Flip and repeat

Mac Tar Jai [sp?]

Russian Twists

Repeat

 Mosey

 Cycle through twice:

Dips X 30

Carolina Dry Docks X 30

Broad Jump in parking lot 

3 Cycles at the Playground

-15 decline merkins

-30 squats

-10 pull ups

Mosey to parking lot

Partner up

400 Meter run combined with 100 merkins

400 Meter run combined with 75 squats

Moleskin

-Wet and wild this morning for sure.  Strong work by Mic Check on his first Q today.

-Today could have been a first for F3 Nation.  A young man [14 or 15 years old] was brought to the workout by his mother, and she waited in the car for him.  That my friends is dedication.  #NextGeneration.   

 

1040EZ

24 men gathered in the gloom for a tax-day downpainment.

The Thang

Jog around school

SSHX25

MerkinsX10

SquatsX40

MerkinsX10

SquatsX40

Run around school

Playground

– Pull UpsX10

-MerkinsX20

-DipsX25

Rinse and repeat playground stations for three cycles

People’s Chair

Lunge Walk

SquatsX40

Lunge Walk

300 Meter Race with 25 merkins at halfway point

300 Meter Race with 25 CDD at halfway point

3 minutes of Mary

Finish with merkins

Moleskin

YHC butchered the counting today… counting by two’s, ascending/descending counts, etc.  In honor of April 15, we started the workout with “10-40s”, alternating between merkins and squats.  The PAX must have filed their taxes early, because nobody got the joke.

Strong showing today by great crew of men.

 

Monday Morning Fun

Run to track [ On 2nd lap, 5 burpees on each corner]

Circle Up

2. Side Straddle Hop

 

3. Imperial Walker

 

4. Merkins

 

5. Track run, 5 burpees on each corner.

 

6. Squat-apalooza

     1. Slow squats x 20

     2. Deep squat hold

     3. Speed squat x 20 (5 sets)

 

Head to Wall

 

1. Wall sit. 1:30

 

2. Merkins x 20

 

3. Wall sit 1:00

 

4. mercins x 20

 

5. Wall sit 0:45

 

6. Balls to wall 0:30

 

Run to playground

 

1. Pull-Ups x 10

 

2. Bench Dips x 30

 

3. Pointer Dog Extensions x 10 (each side)

 

(Repeat for 2 sets)

 

Circle Up

 

1. Mason Twist x 20

 

2. Leg drop x 12

 

3. Dolly x 15

 

4. Rosalita x 15

 

5. LBC x 25

 

6. 10 Burpees