Monthly Archive November 2012

Slow Train Coming

7 pax ventured out into the Cold Gloom for a straight 4 or 6 miles this morning

The Thang:

6 miles for some. 4 for others. About 5 for Ray Charles.

Moleskin:

Today was supposed to be a time trial day, but I know at least YHC was too cold and stiff to completely push my limits. On the other hand, Ray Charles has consistantly been out pushing his limits. I’m sure he gets stronger every week!

Bratwurst has always been fast I suspect. 2:51 in the Marine Corp Marathon. That’s a 6:35 minute mile for 26 miles for those of you mentally challenged. And that’s fast for those of you that have never been out on the trail timing yourself.

All the animals out on the greenway must now be hibernating as they’ve all disappeared the last few weeks. We did all get to run under the freight train heading into Charlotte at about 5:45.

Next month at the Devil’s Turn we all get to play Santa and his Elves, GoRuck style. We’ll give you a taste of the challenge whether or not you had the guts to actually commit to the real thing.

 

Short Sale is a natural Q

25 PAX posted this morning.  Clearly they didn’t know that YHC (Short Sale) was posted for his inaugural run as QIC.  Thanks for your support men.

THE THANG:

Warm-up

·        Jog to lower football field

·        SSH x 20

·        Imperial Walkers x 20

·        Merkins x 20

·        Mountain climbers x 20

·        Some exercise the QIC can’t remember

Partner Mini-Murph

·        10 Merkins

·        20 LBC’s

·        20 Squats

·        1 lap around track – staying with your partner

Rinse & Repeat x3

·        Jog to bathroom building

·        Peoples Chair 90 sec

·        Merkins x20

·        Peoples Chair 60 secs

·        Merkins x20 (I think)

·        Peoples Chair x60

Jog to baseball fields & divide into two groups

·        First group Dips x20

·        Second group Australian (supine) Pull-ups x15

·        Rotate

·        Rinse & Repeat

Jog to bottom of hill and find partner from the mini-murph

·        Partner Carries up the Hill

·        Rinse & Repeat

Jog to parking lot for 10 MOM

·        LBC

·        Slow Count Flutter

·        Bicycle

·        Dolly

·        Rosalita in Spanish

·        Merkins x20

·        Burpees x5

COT for 30 seconds of more burpees

Moleskin

Plenty of headlamps kept the Pax running in the right direction this morning.  YHC heard lots of heavy breathing at the end of the Partner Mini-Murph and lots of “ughs” during the Peoples’ Chair – mission accomplished.

While the railings for the Australian pull-ups were too low to the ground for  full-range of motion for most of the PAX, Header reminded YHC that those who are more vertically challenged found the railing height quite suitable.  YHC was scolded by one member of the PAX after the workout for not announcing that the PAX should have picked partners of similar size which would have come in handy during the Partner Carries.   YHC did notice that Wanker and Header were struggling a little with their partner choices as they each made their way up the hill.

Triple claps to our 2 site FNG’s: Field of Dreams and Stagecoach.   Stagecoach ran a lengthy and detailed cost/benefit analysis in Excel and determined that a workout at Death Valley is more advantageous than working out with his personal trainer in a room full of ferns and Muzak.

A Skunk of Many Stripes

Twenty three #AnarchistSkunks pushed down old ladies, torched Peugeots, and fomented discontent.  Yet the Segway never came….

 

WARM UP

  • Walk of the Bone Stackers, Alternate L and R
  • Partner up for:   Pax 1: 2-KB Farmer Run.  Pax 2: 5 Burpees and sprint to catch Pax 1.  Flapjack around loop (1/2 mile).
  • SSH x 35
  • I-Walker: 20

THE THANG

  • 2-hand KB swing x 30
  • Sprint Hill 3x
  • 1-hand KB swing x 15L / x15R
  • Sprint to buses and back (+/- 100 yd)
  • Rotational 2-hand swing x 10L / x 10R
  • Sprint hill 3x
  • Goblet Squats x 10
  • Sprint 100 yds
  • Halos x 10CW / x10CCW
  • Sprint 100 yds
  • Renegade Rows x 10L / x10R
  • Sprint Hill 3x
  • Goblet Squat Jumps x 10
  • Sprint 100 yds
  • 1-Leg Romanian Dead Lift
  • Sprint Hill 3x

Walk of the Bone Stackers, Alt L/R, Back to Lot

2MOM

  • KB Russian Twist x 10
  • Slow Dolly x 3 (Make a hole for the car)
  • Fast Dolly x 30

COT

 

MOLESKIN

  • A direct ripoff of The Combine.    Imitation, flattery and all that.  The Skunk Works model is to bring pain in its manifold incarnations. #PainItForward.
  • Mall Cop, flapping the gums on the twitterz, goes UA Level 5.  Please turn in your plastic cuffs and baton at the Mall Office. Leave the keys in the Segway.
  • Kotters to Pretty Boy Quarterback, bum knee and all.
  • Dolphin (“Fish with womb”) disproves the notion of being the smartest mammal:  runs to Skunk with KB.  Then (the sweet irony) enjoys a KB/Sprint workout.  We all enjoy a good laugh at your expense, #WombFish.
  • Sign up for the GORUCK before #TheWorldsToughestPediatrician comes to your house and punches your kids in the throat.
  • Pray for the Browning family (Callaway).  His mother is in failing health.

“One good deed is more worth than a thousand brilliant theories. Let us not wait for large opportunities, or for a different kind of work, but do just the things we ‘find to do’ day by day. We have no other time in which to live. The past is gone; the future has not arrived; we never shall have any time but time present. Then do not wait until your experience has ripened into maturity before you attempt to serve God. Endeavour now to bring forth fruit. Serve God now, but be careful as to the way in which you perform what you find to do—’do it with thy might.’ Do it promptly; do not fritter away your life in thinking of what you intend to do to-morrow as if that could recompense for the idleness of today. No man ever served God by doing things to-morrow. If we honour Christ and are blessed, it is by the things which we do today. ” – Charles Spurgeon

 

This One’s For Freddie

17 of South Charlotte’s Finest returned to The Matrix’s icy gloom this morning for another dose of…

THE RED PILL

Mosey to nearest soccer pitch for COP in Cadence:
  • x20 SSH
  • x20 Imperial Walker
  • x20 Squats
  • x20 Merkins
  • x20 Burpees (single-count, on your own)
Count off in Twos, split into two platoons for:
  • x2 laps Indian Run with x5 Merkin chaser around entire 4 soccer pitches
Mosey to Picnic Tables and partner up for:
  • x20 Partner Squats (pax in pushup/plank position with hands on top of table, place ankles on partner’s shoulders)
  • Flapjack
  • x20 Dips
  • x2 Repeato
  • Plankit
Mosey around to the front of school to the Wall of Ball for:
  • x60 sec. People’s Chair
  • Balls to the Wall with x5 Shoulder Presses in Cadence (#crowdpleaser)
  • x2 Repeato
Mosey to Little Baby Track and find your partner for legs&laps:
  • Pax A: Squats while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Pax A: Mtn. Climbers while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Plankit
  • Pax A: Jump Squats while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Pax A: Peter Parkers while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
  • Plankit
  • Pax A: Burpees while Pax B sprints 1 lap. Flapjack.
Circle Up for 6MFF (6 Minutes For Freddie) in Cadence:
  • x15 Freddie Mercury’s
  • x15 Dolly’s
  • x30 sec. hold (#unsavory)
  • x15 LBCs Alternating
  • x20 Freddie Mercury’s
Mosey back to Parking Lot, oh, look there’s 2 minutes left!
  • x21 Freddie Mercury’s in double-time Cadence
 COT

Moleskin

YHC’s first full QIC. #Tclaps to all you gentlemen for not lynching me. It was a privilege to lead, and I look forward to the next opportunity. Strong, strong work by all.

Quite nippy for a Monday morning. The Bolshoi were out in force, everyone had gloves, and when I rolled into the parking lot there sat 5 vehicles with Pax on the INside rather than the OUTside who probably were not at all hiding out from the cold (#fartmobiling) but that’s the first time I’ve witnessed that phenomenon. Buck up, Campers, it only goes down from here.

Pax chatter went to zero during legs&laps. Just the sounds of lots of gloom-sucking. Joker reports that Cheese Curd allegedly took a dive on the pavement during legs&laps… “I didn’t see it, but it was loud enough that I heard it!” Glad you’re OK, brother, you’re Qing next Monday.

The partner squats were a crowd pleaser, and likely a violation of some CMS policy regarding what grown men should be doing on school grounds.

And finally, in remembrance of Freddie Mercury who passed away 21 years ago this past Saturday, we did 6 Minutes For Freddie with lots of bicycles and extra bicycles after that.

Dora out.

RIP FREDDIE (5 September 1946 – 24 November 1991)

Century Club

 19 men gathered in the Area 51 gloom. 

The Thang – McGee

20xSSH

10xMerkin

10xImperial Walker

10xMountain Climber

10xDiamond

5 Burpees

10xSquat

10xBaryshnikov

10xa few other things

Century Club:

Four light posts and 25 each stop

First – Merkins, Mountain Clumbers, Squats, Burpees

Second – Jumping squats, Jackknifes, forgotten, Spartan Burpees

Third – can’t remember anything but the Burpees. Too. Much. Pain.

The Thang – Countertop

Peoples Chair

Balls to the wall

Peoples Chair

Balls to the Wall

Track:

  • Lunge Walk across center of track
  • Run

 Front Playground:

  • 20 Pull ups
  • 20 squat jumps
  • Run

 Partner Carry

Run

Crab crawl downhill – Trail Run – Bear Crawl uphill

Run

Back Playground:

  • 20 Pull ups
  • 20 squat jumps
  • run

 Partner Carry

run

Track

 High Crawl across center of track

 Mary at track

 LBC x15

Bicycles x15

Back-scratchers x 15

Side-crunches (x10 each side)

Leg-lowers x 15

Dolly x15

 

Moleskin

Dora 2.0 cruised through without a problem. He needs to bring a ruck next time.

McGee put the official stamp of Leatherneck approval on Counter Top’s half – pain like a mudrun, for sure.

The Rock – Assault on the Foothill

13 Pax and 3 2.0’s attacked The Rock this morning on a chilly Saturday.

The Thang:

Jog 1/4 mile down dead end cemetery service lane. 180 degree turn – 1/4 mile back to baseball field

COP:

SSH’s x 25

Imperial Walkers x 25

Merkins x 15

Mountain Climbers x 15

Pick up a good size rock and jog with rock in right hand over head, then overhead in left

To playground:

20 feet in swing – pull knees to chest (need a name for this exercise!) x 3

25 LBCs x3

Pick rock back up

Jog to sand volleyball pit with rock overhead

Bear Crawl (clawless bear a good idea from TR in the sandpit) length of volleyball court

Crab Walk (clawless crab a good idea, too) length of volleyball court

Jog to pavilion with rock overhead

People’s Chair: holding rock straight out, overhead press with rock x 15, hold rock out with right arm, hold rock out with left arm

Man Makers with rock x 10 with Right Arm

Man Makers with rock x 10 with Left Arm

Mason Twist with rock x 20

Jog to the Foothill (aka steep hill entrance #4 to Calvary Church)

Run Hill @ 50%, jog down

Backwards run hill, jog down

Karaoke hill (left), jog down

Karaoke hill (right), jog down

Run hill @ 50%, jog down

Run hill @ 75%, jog down

Run hill @ 100%, jog down

Repeat 50/75/100% set x 2

Run hill @ 100%, mosey down

Run hill @ 100%, mosey down

Run hill @ 100%, mosey down, sprint to tree (100 yards total)

Backwards run hill @ 50%, jog down

Backwards run hill @ 85%, jog down

Backwards run hill @ 85%, jog down

Karaoke hill (1/2 left, 1/2 right), jog down.  Repeat x 2

Super set, as fast as possible:

Run hill @ 50%, run down

Run hill @ 75%, run down

Run hill @ 100%, grab knees, puke gravy

Little baby jog back for 3 MOM

One legged dolly (hold left, move right) x 10

Flapjack x 10

Hold ’em 6″

One legged flutter (hold left, move right) x 10

Flapjack x 10

Hold ’em 6″

COT

MoleSkin:

Philosophical discussion of Mosey between The Shore and TR this morning.  The Shore understands it to be walking, whereas TR understands it to be a little baby jog.  The F3 Lexicon is silent on the issue so in the spirit of the Starfish, we decided it would be “not running”.

Three 2.#s joined the Pax this morning.  Sickle (Ice Hole’s 2.#, Buzz Kill (The Shore 2.0) and Sandbar (The Shore 2.1).  Whether they wanted to tag along with their respective Pops or were sentenced to F3/Juvie is unknown….however, Buzz Kill and Sandbar will be joining the Shore and perhaps? the rest of his family for the Spartan Sprint in the Spring.  They hung tough, but alas, the young ‘uns succumbed to TR’s never-ending hill sprints.  TR thought of dialing it back for the Juvies but did what #TheWorldsToughestPediatrician would do: took it up a notch.  If you wanna be the man….

And I hope other Pax across F3 Nation read this because YHC is fairly certain there was a Titan sighting jogging on Rea Road with what appeared to be a poodle.

Language Barrier:  When told by Hops to grab a “smallish stone” – Wanker and Haggis (England and Scotland, respectively) grab stones as big as their heads.  Regrettable choice for man maker merkins.  Maybe you guys could go in together and purchase Rosetta Stone?

Ray Charles looking freakish in the UA shirt and camo pants.  #toughhombre

Has Stage Coach or Short Sale missed a post since starting? #morecowbell

And further – Stage Coach was faster on the hill sprints than YHC is on a straightaway.  #DieselSmoke

One final note — most of the Moleskin content provided by TR with a few small additives from YHC (Hops).

Great work fellas.  Proud to help lead a great group of guys this morning.  Aye!

 

 

 

Cornucopia of Toys, Pax, and Pain

28  (new SW record) strong eager faithful posted in the gloom on this fine morning to explore the latest edition of the Skunk Works.

The Thang:

Jog to lower parking lot

COP

Imperial Walker x 25

SSH x 25

Squat x 20

Squat Jack or Jack Squat, no Richard Simmons x 17

Merkin Jack x 10

Bear Crawl up the hill, Merkins x 10, Backward Bear Crawl down hill  X 3

Circuit Stations (3 men per rotating exercise every 45sec)

  1. Hairburners, Kettle bell goblet squat, Burpees
  2. Hairburners, KB goblet squat, Burpees
  3. Battle Ropes, KB one arm swings, merkins
  4. Seated tire pull, KB upright row, mountain climbers
  5. Box Jumps, KB high ups, KB figure 8
  6. Big Tire pull, KB 2 arm swings, burpees (?)
  7. Balanced Merkins, KB mason twist, med ball situps
  8. Sled pull,  KB something (?), merkins (?)
  9. Tire Flips, Sand Bag lunge, Sledge hammer swings

COT- Not yet!- Poke the Skunk–> Merkin Jacks x 10

COT

Moleskin:

Perhaps too many toys to play with this morning, tough to manage.  So many YHC can’t even remember.  SW management will work on that.

McGee poking the skunk.  You poke the skunk, he will lift the tail.

Introduction of a new thang we’ll call the Richard Simmons- looks funny, feels weird but it works!  Jazz hands optional.

Baby Boomer at 62 did a good job in my group.  #grandpastrong

Shout out to Uncle for making the trip from Metro. “Hope you enjoyed the trinkets.”

Strong post by TR this am after taking on Thunder Road Sat with a 4:10 first marathon time.  Very Strong and congrats!

Doruck—named Dora because he joined F3 to train for the GoRuck.  We got all the coupons you need at Skunk Works.

The Bolshoi Ballet Company:  Callaway, Countertop and …..??

Wanka! on tap for his first Q tomorrow at DV…be prepared.

Thanksgiving Day Convergence at AG at 7 am THU.

Black Friday Bowl:  F3/Dads 10 am at AG Friday.

 

The Matrix

14 men gathered in the South Charlotte gloom on Monday morning for the official launch of The Matrix. 

The Thang

Run around school

Imperial Walker X 32

SSH X 32

Squats X 32 

Incline merkin X 24

100M run

Decline merkin X 24

100M run

Dips X 30 / Squats X 30

200M run

Squats X 30 Dips X 30

100M backpedal run

Pull Ups X 10 / Dips X 20 – 3 sets of each

100M backpedal run

Something X 30 [I can’t remember what… PAX, anyone remember?]

100M karaoke

Plank

Run around school

People’s Chair

Lung walk X 25 yards / 20 merkins / lunge walk X 25 yards

3 minutes of Mary [Dolly / Flutter/ LBC]

Merkins X 20

LBC X 30

Moleskin

-Belated shout out to Dora for the use of the digital weinke on Saturday during his time as the QIC.  We would expect nothing less from our Regional IT Q. 

-Hops was looking quite grizzly this morning with all the facial hair… not just a stache, but a full on beard…  very cropped and professional looking of course.

-Mall Cop had the look of man whose team just jumped two spots in the BCS rankings.   

-Triple claps for Young Love… making his third straight post at McKee Road Elementary

 

Hauling Rock up North Face

18 brave souls posted in the frosty gloom to take on The Rock

 

The Thang:

Mall Cop Lead:

Jog to soccer pitch for warm-up COP

SSH x 25

Imperial Walker x 25

Shores shoulders (in a deep 90 degree squat – small arm circles forward, small circles backward, large circles forward, large circles backward)

Carolina Dry Dock x 15.

Merkin / Arm Up Ladder – start w/1 Merkin and 4 Arm Ups, then increase to 2 Merkins & 8 Arm Ups, increasing each set by 1 / 4 to last set of 10 Merkins, 40 Arm Ups.

Jacobs Ladder up hill with CDD at top 1 to 7, and Squats at bottom 2 to 14.

COP – Football Drill: run in place with high knees and drop on command and pop back up for 90 seconds

Flutter Kick x 20

LBC x 20

Peter Parker x 20

Indian Run with 10 Merkin Chaser (turned into Indian Lung Walk w/ 10 merkin chaser).

 

Stone Cold Lead:

Jog to pic-nic table benches for dips x 20, jump ups x 20. 

Rinse and Repeat – total of 3 sets.

400 meter run to side of church

Peoples Chair 90 – seconds

Peoples Chair – 90 seconds

Balls to the Wall – 45 seconds

Peoples Chair – 90 seconds

Jog to fields at front of church for:

Set 1) Bear Crawl 25 yards, Rolling Merkins 25 yards, Crab Walk 25 yards, Sprint 25 Yards

Partner up:

Set 2) Partner Carry 25 yards, wheel barrow 25 yards, partner pull / drag 25 yards, Sprint 25 yards

Set 3) Flapjack

Set 4) Partner 1 Planks while Partner 2 does decline Merkins x 10, Flapjack – Total of 3 sets.

Jog over to and down North Face to dry creek bed to pick out pet rock.

North Face Jacobs Ladder while holding pet rock with rock burpees at top 1 to 5, and 10 squat rock presses at bottom (crowd pleaser)

400 meter backwards run, kareoke, run back to shovel flag

Finish with merkin jumping jacks x 15

COT

 

Naked Moleskin:

Great work by all today and a couple of “Unsavory” (BS) calls by the pax for the Merkin / Arm up Ladder and for the rock hold Jacobs Ladder up North Face.  Both were difficult and YHCs shoulders and arms are sore!  That is the slowest we’ve run up North Face by hauling those rocks = smoker!

It was great to have 2 FNGs out today Screwdriver (Rob Phillips) and Ice Sickle (Ice Hole 2.0).  Sorry Sickle as YHC was trying so hard to remember your name when we met but I was so smoked by the end of the workout that the swirly snakes just weren’t very active at that point.  Scredriver did a great job for his first post and YHC can tell he will be an F3 Beast in no time flat!  Looking forward to seeing back out in the Gloom soon!

As we were finishing up the COP at the beginning the Pax saw Bug Eater, Skinner, and Dirt Track racing from the parking lot to catch up.  As a joke YHC yelled out for them to commence their penalty of 15 Burpees and was about to laugh it off and call out the next exercise until Bug Eater started whinning like my 6 year old 2.0.  And then the 15 Burpee penalty began as the Pax finished our CDD.  We kid because we love fellas!  Just remember for next time we start promptly at 7:00 at the Rock!

In honor of our brother Dora’s virgin Q at Area 51 YHC decided to pull one of Dora’s tricks out of his backpack that he told YHC about a couple of days ago and have the pax run a 2 line Indian Run with a 10 Merkin chaser.  The pax immediately started yelling to turn the Indian Run into an Indian Lunge Walk with 10 Merkin chaser.  For some reason YHC complied with the request, but YHC assures you there will be no modification the next time for this one.

Special thanks to Hops for letting YHC borrow his spare pair of gloves as I drove the M’s SUV to the workout while all my gear was in my car.

Remember – Monday launch of The Matrix at McKee Rd Elementry, 5:30 to 6:15, Joker will be your Q.  We had a soft launch earlier this week and the nice thing fellas is there’s plenty of auxilary and parking lot lights so you won’t need the head lamp like we do in the Black Hole called Death Valley.

Rockin the Ciabatta

28 men posted for an Area 51 painfest.

The Thang [early crew]

Jog to track for 1 lap

SSH x 25

Imperial Walker x 20

Mountain Climber x 20

6 man Indian run with dumbbell around soccer field to back parking lot

4 corners – round 1:  1 leg burpee (R), karaoke to 2nd station, 1 leg burpee (L), backpedal to 3rd station, 1 leg burpee (R), karaoke to 4th station, 1 leg burpee (L), backpedal back to 1st station

Round 2: 10 regular merkins, lunge walk to 2nd station, 10 diamond merkins, backward lunge walk to 3rd station, 10 staggers arm merkins (R), lunge walk to 4th station, 10 stagger arm merkins (L), backward lunge walk back to 1st station

Mosey to upper parking lot

Circle of 6: 30 seconds each station – lbc, merkins, bicycle, KB squats, merkins walk, mtn climbers

2 laps around track – 1 lap jog, 1 lap sprint straights and jog turns

Plank work

People’s chair x 60 sec

Merkins x 20

People’s chair x 90sec

6 min of Mary

The Thang [7AM crew]

COP x20 in cadence (ssh/iw/merk/lbc/pparker)

Indian Run w/a 5 Merkin Chaser around the entire field 2x

Visit rick pile, Get a rock buddy, mosey to nearest soccer pitch

Upper Rock Ciabatta — 20 seconds of work, 10 seconds of rest, 8 sets, AMRAP

◦                     Pass rock to your brother, 8x curls

◦                     8x merkins (vary: normal/diamond/wide/stagger on your rock)

◦                     Pass rock to your brother, 8x shoulder press

◦                     4x no-rock CDD

◦                     Mosey to rock pile, put rock to bed

Jog to field

Squats X 30

Jog to back of school

Squats X 30

Dips X 30 / Peoples Chair – 3 sets of each

Jog to playground

Pull Ups X 10 and Jump Ups X 20 – 3 sets of each

Jog to soccer field

800 Meter Race

Plank

Jog to school

23 merkins

 

Moleskin

– Strong work by the “early crew” [Short Sale, Header, Stage Coach, Salt Lick, Bratwurst and Countertop], posting for a 6AM workout prior to soccer games, etc.  – Triple claps for Countertop doing a double down, posting for both the 6AM and 7AM workouts

– The “merkin chasers” during the Indian Run proved to be confusing at 715am. Some pax tried doing them IN FRONT of the line.  And an Indian run with 26 guys in one line is an Indian MARATHON. Next time, two lines.

– Upper Body Rock Ciabatta brought out the best from the Pax, including a signature McGee ‘Unsavory’ call

– Passing your rock to your brother keeps a pax honest about how hard he plans to work out that day, doesn’t it?

– LOTS of mid-exercise illicit black market rock-swapping happening mid-Ciabatta

– The ungloved pax learned just how cold granite can get this morning. Expect to see a run on handwear at your local hardware store this afternoon

-Strong showing from McGee and Lobster Roll in the 800 Meter Race [which is actually about 950 Meters]

-Cowboy was catching a lot of grief this morning – as usual – when he barked out, “I can just stay home and get this treatment from my wife”

-APK wore a hideous shirt today — he claims it is “wind proof”… just sayin