Hydra Monster Second Sighting

Hydra Monster Second Sighting

Strong second showing of South Charlotte’s Thursday many headed monster workout Hydra. 27 men posted and YHC counted at least 7 pax who accepted the run/bike to workout option. Way to add some healthy cardio/mileage bookends to your hydra pain!

The Thang:

Donkey Kong Q:

Jog to rear parking lot of school

Imperial Walkers x 25

Side Straddle Hop x 30

Merkins x 13

Jog to rear field

20 Burpees on your own

Jack Webbs (1 Merkins/4 arm raises) – Ladder up to 6 and back down.

Flutter Kicks x 30  with 2 10-count holds

Divide into 2 groups:

Group 1 runs around the school while Group 2 does continuos sets of 10 Merkins, 20 LBC’s, and 10 Mountain Climbers (each leg) until all of Group 1 returns.

Flapjack – Group 2 runs around school while Group 1 does the exercise sets.

Partner up and jog to track.

Merkin-Bear Crawl Partner Chase – Partner 1 begins bear-crawling around track while Partner 2 does 10 merkins and runs up to relieve Partner 1, who begins doing Merkins. Flapjack until both partners complete 1 lap.

Plank while all finish: Right Arm/Leg, Left Arm/Leg, Elbows, Right Hand Balboa from Elbow Plank, Left Hand Balboa from  Elbow Plank.

Bugeater Q:

Jog to concessions, but not for ice cream.

Circuit Training Time. Three sets of Wall Jumps x 20, Dips x 25 dips, Burpees x 10

Jog to playground, but not for playtime.

Partner up and more circuit. Two sets of Old School Situps x 20, Pullups x 10 (assisted or unassisted), Decline Merkins X 20

Jog to Soccer Fields

1 50 yard sprint and back

-COT  

Moleskin:

-So far the workouts have been high motion, with circuit training, track/run drills, core work.

-Enos first week F3 with 3 straight workout days. Strong start brother!

-Birdhole memory lane as he announced he was a student at Olde Providence Elementary in the 1960’s – that is awesome! R-E-S-P-E-C-T

-Nice follow up to the run/bike to workout challenge from launch week.  This is now a standard Hydra challenge during the warmer months. Those living more than 1 mile away can meet at the Food Lion in Candlewyck and run 1 mile to OPE.

-Introduced the wall that OPE has to offer, called out to be higher than your standard wall. Nice burn on wall jumps (modified as step ups for some)

-No FNG’s but we did have some F3’ers from metro liking the proximity to their homes come to OPE.

-Great two week Hydra numbers (29 + 27)… let’s keep it up!

Announcements:

-2nd F. Pool Party – End of School/Start of Summer. June 8, 2013 6-9 PM. Candlewyck Pool/Clubhouse. Bring Dish/BYOB. M’s and 2.0’s welcome!

-3rd F.The Compass Fridays at 0630-0715 at Chick-Fila at the Arboretum. Stone Cold and Hops on Q.

-Prayers to the families of Matlock & Bulldog

Bugeater

Lord of the Flies

17 men gathered around the shovelflag on a nice spring morning to put a solid downPAINment on the weekend. They expected to be smoked by the end, but little did they know how they were going to get there…

The Thang:
Young Love on Q.
Warmup run around the school, detour down the nature trail, gather behind the school for COP

COP:
– Mountain Climbers x30
– SSH x30
– Imperial Walkers x 30
– 30 seconds of stretch for anything that’s tight

Mosey to the soccer fields

Starfish of Pain:
– Merkins x25
– 5 burpees
– Carolina Dry Docks x25
– 5 burpees
– 25 LBCs
– 5 burpees
– 25 jump squats
– 5 burpees
– 25 (each leg — yes, that’s 50!) Sister Mary Catherines
– 5 burpees

Plank-o-rama

Slow mosey to sidewalk

Partner-up for Exercise/Run combo. Partner 1 performs exercise while Partner 2 runs, then flapjack.
– 100 (team) merkins
– 200 (team) squats
– AMRAP LBC’s while the PAX even out the number of runs

Lex Luthor on Q:

Grap a rock buddy and mosey to playground. Put rock in safe place.

On playground: 5 rounds of circuit.
– 5 pullups
– 10 pushups
– 15 squats

Reunite with rock buddy and mosey to the NC playground (stumps/house/boat): 5 rounds of circuit.
– 10 box jumps on stumps (no rock)
– 10 dead lift / squat / shoulder press (w/ rock)
– 10 lbc’s (w/rock)
– 10 dips (rock optional)

Mosey to field for Herschel Walker:
– situps (with rock) – sprint (no rock)
– pushups (with rock) – sprint (no rock)
– repeato

Return rock buddy to the pile (good riddance, you need to go on a rock diet)

6 MOM
– LBCs x20
– Bicycle x20
– Dolly x20
– Mason Twist x20
– Heels-to-Heaven x20

COT

Moleskine:
– Flies! Lots of flies! Little critters – gnats or sandflies (no one bothered to properly identify), buzzing around the PAX nearly the entire time. Made for an interesting time seeing, breathing, chewing, spitting. Thankfully we kept things moving enough to see clearly every once in a while.
– Between the flies, the stumps and the rocks, I’m pleasantly surprised to report no injuries — except for a guy named Piggy who limped off early, clutching his broken spectacles to his face, muttering something about leaving before things got really nasty…
-Strong work by the PAX this morning. Much mumblechatter on anything involving leg work, seems a number of folks were still nursing their wounds from Kevlar. Mumblechatter was punched in the teeth by the jump squats and SMCs. Spirits were lifted once the stiffness was beat out.
– Props to Enos. First week in the group and he shows up 4 out of the last 5 days? Guts his way through sprints and runs while nursing a sore hamstring? When he heard that we take Sundays off in SouthClt, he had either a look of surprise or relief, hard to tell. Either way, keep at it brother. Looking forward to seeing you on Monday.

Announcements:
– Workout news: Fast Twitch, 1 year anniversary of the Skunk — pick your poison on Tuesday.
– Memorial Day: check the website
– Sign-up for other stuff: check the website

Fast Twitch: A New South Charlotte Workout Launching Tuesday (5/21)

Yes, it is early to be pre-blasting for a Tuesday morning workout, but here goes…

Fast Twitch will launch on Tuesday morning at 5:15 (yes, 5:15) from South Charlotte Middle School.  Bring your head lamp and your smoke boots.

Rumors are swirling about what exactly Fast Twitch will be like.  You’ll just have to be there to really know, but think of it as a bootcamp workout, but one that incorporates generous helpings of running.

This week we will stay on campus at SCMS.  Plenty to work with there.  However, future episodes will include exploration of surrounding terrain.  You’ve been warned, although in all cases we will employ no-drop tactics to keep the pax challenged but together regardless of fitness level.

Sprague and Turkey Leg are your site QIC’s.  Sprague has the lead this week, and we’ll be looking for others to step in and lead workouts as we go.

Starting gun at 5:15, and we’ll go until 6:00.

See you in the gloom!

-Sprague

A Purple Haze descends on The Rock

2 shovel flags were planted as a purple-tinged gloom beset The Rock; and 5 dozen pax fought through the haze and emerged victorious and in need of hydration and ibuprofen.

The Thang:

Purple Haze Q:

Run to front parking lot on 51 for COP

SSHs x 50

Merkins x 25

Squats x 25

IWs x 25

Run to soccerfield for more pain

She Hate Me – Part 1 – 5 minutes

Lunges x 20, civilian count (10 each leg)

LBCs x 20, civilian count

Skater Jumps x 20, civilian count

She Hate Me – Part 2 – 5 minutes

Groiners x 10, civilian count

Jump Squats x 10, civilian count

Exploding Merkins x 10, civilian count

Elbow plank

Jog to Pavilion

1/2 the pax – People’s Chair for 2ish minutes

1/2 the pax – Flutter

Flapjack

Hops Q:

Jog to parking lot

Form 4 lines for Indian Run to North Face

Jog to bottom of North Face foothills

7’s

Run to top of hills – 6 Burpees

Run to bottom of hills – 1 Turkish Get-up

Run to top of hills – 5 Burpees

Run to bottom of hills – 2 Turkish Get-ups

Etc., Etc., Etc.

Jog to bottom of North Face

Form 3 Rows

1st row scales North Face while other 2 rows do Squats

10 merkins at the summit of North Face

2nd row scales North Face while other 2 rows do squats

10 merkins at summit of North Face

3rd row scales North Face while other 2 rows do squats

10 merkins at summit of North Face

Mosey to field in front of the church

3 Rows

Sprint 50 yards

Sprint 50 yards

Backwards run of 50 yards

High-knee run of 50 yards

7 1/2 MoM

Dolly x 13

Freddy Mercury x 13

CCVs x 13 or 15 on left side- not sure which

Flapjack

CCVs x 13 on right side

Protractor – 3 minutes

Nipplers x 10

Jog back to parking lot for COT

Moleskine:

Purple Haze, in his 1st effort at Q, was dazed for a moment when 59 other men circled around him; but T-claps as he led the pax well in his debut.  Starting with 50 SSHs and 25 merkins produced some mumblechatter…that means you came to deliver some pain; and that’s why the men get up early and post!

She Hate Me – always a crowd pleaser and O2 depriver – did not disappoint.  The skater jumps and groiners got some mumblechatter going for sure.

Lots of 2.0’s and 7 FNGs turned out with the pax – that was great to see.

YHC was glad to introduce many to North Face for the first time.  Need to visit more often methinks.

60 pax is great – a record turnout at The Rock, in fact.  That being said – we clearly need another Saturday Area 51 workout or two; so stay tuned for announcements.  Speaking of announcements:

*  Rookie Day at Base Camp Monday May 20th – South CLT Middle – 0530 – Strange Brew is your Q

* New Tuesday workout – Fast Twitch – Tuesday, May 21st at South CLT Middle – 0530 – Turkey Leg and Sprague are your hosts

* New Monday workout – DMZ – to launch on Monday, June 3rd at Carmel Middle – 0530

Lots of signups going on: Patriots Festival/5k, Fall Mud Run, BRR – check www.f3nation.com for details.

* #2ndF Family event: Saturday, June 8th at Candlewyck pool – more details to come from Bugeater

* F3 Dads – Saturdays in June – 0900 at Francis Beatty Park – more details to come from Header

Excited to see all the growth and interest in the Southlands, aka Area51.  Keep EH’ing your friends and neighbors men.  With Hydra, Fast Twitch, DMZ, and another Saturday workout or two – we’re north of 15 workouts compared to just 3 this time last year.  Aye!

See you soon in the gloom fellas.

 

Rookie Day at Base Camp

Monday May 20th (yes, this upcoming Monday) Base Camp is hosting a “Rookie” day for those that are new to F3, getting back into it, rehabbing, who live close, who want to support the cause, who have someone they’ve head locked and know they can’t come alone, etc.

This will be an intro to F3 via a boot camp style workout of moderate intensity led by Coal Miner’s Daughter.  We will also have Tiger Rag on hand for the customary “focus on form” and a short blurb on F3.

0530 hrs at South Charlotte Middle School rear parking lot near the shovel flag.

If you have any questions before hand don’t hesitate to reach out to YHC via email at marcpauls@att.net or @MarcPauls1 on Twitter

Base Camp Better Late Than Never (on the backblast)

SMASH on Q for Base Camp, for all 8 souls it was a great workout, well led, great effort by the lads.

The Thang:

15 side straddle hop

15 Imperial walker

15 merkins

15 prison squats

8 jumping lunges

10 mountain climbers

5 burpees

 

Baseball field:

Left field: 10 wide arm merkins

Center field: 10 regular merkins

Right field: 10 diamond merkins (unsavory)

 

Baseball field (again):

Left field: 20 prison squats

Center field: 10 burpees

Right field: 5 jumping lunges

 

Hit the bleachers:

20 dips on the bleachers

10 incline merkins on the railing

Repeat 2x’s

 

100 yard runs with partners:

Down and back #1: 10 merkins

Down and back #2: 20 prison squats

Down and back #3: 5 burpees

 

5 mins of Mary:

10 flutter kicks

10 dollies

15 LBCs

10 bicycles

10 Russian twist

 

Moleskin:

Great effort by the Pax, unfortunately most of whom will go unnamed (sound off below) due to YHC forgetting to write them down.  Notable effort by Marvel and Briquette though, keep it up guys!

Nice to have some light out so that we really don’t need the headlamps much anymore.

20th is Rookie day at Base Camp, Headlock the friends (or enemies, either way) for Coal Miner’s Daughter to lead us through the gloom.

Those Wall Walkers are INSANE

22 (1 FNG) eager men gathered in the shadow of CCHS for an early morning workout.

The Thang:

    • Merkens x 30
    • SSH x 30
    • LBC x 30
    • Mountain Climbers x 30
    • Plank – 10 sec slow count – HOPS
    • 6 inch Plank – 10 sec slow count – HAGGIS

Mosy to Benches at front of CCHS

  • Jump Up x 20
  • Decline Mirkens x 20
  • Dips x20
  • SLOW Squat x20
  • PLANK – HOLD until Pax Completes set

Rinse and repeat 3x

Jog to front entrance of CCHS, Number off 1, 2, 3, 4

  • #1 – Wall Walkers – Hand stand walk along perimeter wall on hands  (60-70 ft)
  • #2 – Bear Crawls up ramp to CCHS entrance
  • #3 – Wall Runners – Hand stand mountain climbers on wall x20
  • #4 – Crab Walk down ramp

Rinse and repeat 3x

1 mile cool – down jog to Carmel Rd via Little Ave. to Carmel Village Shopping Ctr.  Run up two flights of stairs and around perimeter down stairs to parking lot.

Repeat 2x

Jog from Carmel Village Shopping Ctr to CCHS via Pineville Matthews Rd.

Naked Moleskin:

Classic moment when we were wall walking (yes on our hands) along the entrance of the CCHS academic building, when a passer-by (assistant principal) said ” Wall Walkers are INSANE’  nuff said!

 

 

 

Are Those Your Legs or Did You Ride in on a Chicken?

We were one Skywalker short of three dozen for a little bit of leg work.  Okay–a lot of leg work (read: only leg work).

THE THANG

  • Little baby jog to get the blood flowing, joints lubed.
  • SSH x30
  • Run to gate at top of hill
  • I-Wokka x 20
  • Run to gate at top of hill (faster than first one)
  • Slow Squat x 20 (3 count down, 1 count up)
  • Gallop to gate at top of hill (faster than 2nd one)

Jack Squat (Jack Webb for the legs)

  • (n+1) Squat to Jump Knee Tucks / 4(n+1) Squats, where n = (0 to 7).  

Mosey to rock pile, choose wisely, mosey to wall.

  • Poeple’s Thigh Master x 1 min (People’s Chair, squeeze rock between knees)
  • Stop Motion Lunge Walk x 40 yards (Hold lunge at bottom, take step on Q’s call).
  • People’s Abduction x 1 min (People’s Chair, use manual resistance to push knees out)
  • Reverse lunge walk (OYO) x 40 yards
  • Calf raises x 20
  • People’s Thigh Master x 1 min
  • Stop Motion Lunge Walk x 40 yards

Mosey to return rock, mosey to hill.

  • Sprint Hill x 1 (all belly starts)
  • Sprint Hill x 2
  • Sprint Hill x 3
  • Sprint Hill x 4
  • Sprint Hill x 5
  • Bounding Sprint x 1
  • Bounding Sprint x 1
  • Backwards Bear Crawl up hill

Mosey to HS for COT

MOLESKIN

  • This one was for all the walking candy apples out there.  The torsos on toothpicks.  You can’t expect to look like Flo Jo if you don’t put in the work on the lower half. These are the go muscles, not the show muscles. #paxgotback
  • Quite pleased with the Jack Squats–me legs is burning.  Maybe we move them to grass next time to save a little of the impact.  Lots of possibilities with n/4n combo…
  • Lunge walks make me feel like Forrest Gump every time:  “I got shot in the buttocks.”  I expect the same feeling tomorrow morning after the Stop-Motion Lunge Walks. Bad enough without weight–can’t wait to add KBs to this one.  You’ve been warned…
  • Lots of Larry Birds on the hill work.  Busch, Swiss Miss, Turkey Leg, probably others.  T-Claps to @GroundskeeperWillie (Stone Cold) for exterminating the ants.  No ant, snake or staple bites reported from the Pax today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • The number of workouts in Area 51 has only recently eclipsed the number of Cottontail 2.0s, and we put him further in the rear view mirror with the addition of Fast Twitch, starting this Tuesday, May 21.  Location: S. Charlotte MS.  Time: 0515 – 0600.  It will be pre-blasted, tweeted, etc.  Turkey Leg and Sprague will Q up running, pain stations and running.  If you are fast, they say they will make you faster.  If you are slow, they say they will make you faster.  If you hate running, they will make you hate running more.  You’ll park at SCMS, but I think you’ll be exploring the surrounding neighborhoods.  Headlamps are always a good idea. And remember: you don’t have to outrun the coyotes and packs of feral cats, just the guy next to you.
  • If that’s not your thing, Skunk Works celebrates the paper anniversary this Tuesday.  I will be leading us down memory lane by looking back at some of our favorite moments from workouts past.  Skunk Works Greatest Hits.
  • Seems like you should sign up for a bunch of stuff on the website:  Mud Run, GoRuck, BRR, knee replacement surgery…
  • Bugeater, the #HappyNebraskan, and his team have put together a Summer Kick Off Party on June 8 from 6 to 9 pm at Candlewyck Neighborhood Pool.  Minimal Cost, Maximal Fellowship.  Be there.
  • Strange Brew and his crew are having a rooking day at Base Camp this Monday, May 20.  This is the workout for guys who say they need to get in shape before they get in shape.
  • June 3rd:  New Monday workout at Carmel MS.  Details to follow.

The Devil’s Turn Turnout Took Down the Devil Himself

10 Pax hit the Devil’s Turn this morning, leading YHC to believe that with Hydra there were few fartsackers in Clt South today.  Devil’s Turn had the additional strong participation by 4 Metro Pax who were showing the CLT South Pax how to run 6 miles.  Malkovich (obviously the best dressed of the crew), Chico, Furyk and Disney went off at 5:15 for a solid 6 miles, starting and finishing as a group with a pretty strong pace, while Turkey Leg, Swiss Miss, Moby and Skywalker did 4 (Skywalker looking particularly strong, keeping pace with the crew and looking strong at the end, keep it up!).  Briquette made his inaugural appearance doing 3 miles+ with Fartleks (seriously man, you don’t need to get into it all on the first day!), well done!  YHC pushing himself to 4.5 miles.  Turkey Leg and Swiss Miss demonstrating why they are qualified to lead the new “Twitch” workout with some serious speed.

Great send off by Skywalker and good 2nd F after the COT, great to get to know some of the Metro guys as well as our other CLT South brothers.

Turkey Leg reminding the Pax of the new workout “Twitch”, making some of the Pax immediately start to wince at the sound of “running” and “speed” in the description hmmm…. probably shouldn’t go then, it might be hard.  YHC will be there but I doubt you will be.

Malkovich with the reminder on the Memorial Day event, should be good, YHC is sad to have to miss it.

 

Track and Field

34 men started the day with a 45-minute punch to the gut… and it was great.

Today was old school.  We ran to the track; we worked out hard; we ran to the COT.  In summary: 

  • Running on the track at maximum speed… check
  • Running on the field at maximum speed… check
  • SSH, Squats, Merkins, Mary and Bear Crawls… check, check, check, check, check

Moleskin

  • Thin Crust and Young Love… these guys have really been getting after it the past few months… looking strong out there today men!
  • Fletch showed some pure speed during the relay sprints today.  Could be the fastest in South Charlotte.  You other speedsters better amp up your training.  And speaking of speed… Bugeater was moving at a fast clip on the 400M sprints. 
  • Strange Brew is rockin the long hair these days… dare I say, looking a bit like The Great One himself.
  • Run Stopper brought his sleeves today, but the guns couldn’t really be contained. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • New South Charlotte workout – Fast Twitch – launches at South Charlotte Middle on May 21 at 5:15AM [yes, that is 5:15]; workouts will include heavy doses of running, but all men are welcome [if you are fast, this will make you faster; if you are slow, this will make you faster]
  • Sign up for Aug 2 GORUCK by May 21.
  • Sign up for Oct Mud Run by May 25.
  • Be on the lookout for 2nd F opportunities brought to you by 2ndF Q Bugeater, the #HappyNebraskan.
  • F3 Dads coming to Area 51 in June.  Header on Q and will be sending out announcements soon.