The Most Important Muscle in the Male Human Body is the ………

The Most Important Muscle in the Male Human Body is the ………

What’s wrong with you people?? Get your mind out of the gutter!! Unbelievable…..

I was invited to Q Asylum knowing I would have to break my no alarm pre 5am rule. Even though I grew up in Waxhaw, this was my first time at this AO, and all I can say is with this group, be forewarned that if you do NOT include Calf stretching with every called exercise, the PAX may hog tie you and throw you to the depths of Lake Chick-Fil-A.  Yeah, very welcoming crew for sure at this AO!  Luckily that didn’t happen, but 17 PAX did put in some hard work and hopefully walked away a little stronger!

Disclaimer given

Mosey towards Target parking lot including Karaoke R/L, Knee Highs, Butt Kickers, Backwards Run, Backwards Knee Highs, Backwards Butt Kickers

Circle up for warmup:

  1. 25 x SSH IC
  2. 15 x IW IC
  3. 15 x Low Slow Merkins to 10 x Mountain Climbers IC
  4. At this point, the Q gets Yelled At “There Better Be Some @#$%@#$# CALF STRETCHES” “WE ALWAYS DO CALF STRETCHES”…. Ummmmmm…. OK…. so we did that Standing (Incorrect) and in the Plank position (Correct). At this point many extra burpees would be added to the planned workout –

Mosey to the rear parking lot corner and stare down the beautiful canopy of trees and asphalt.

Time for some of EE’s infamous Kamikaze Suicides across the entire parking lot.

At first tree, perform 1 Burpee, 1 Bomb Jack, 1 Squat
Backwards Run to Start Line  and 20 x LBC, Flutter, or Dolly
Run to 2nd tree and add 1 to each exercise
Repeat for all 10 trees and once you finish, pick up the 6

Plank work, Superman, Banana while everyone finishes

Mosey back towards BP and stop at intersection to divide in 2 groups.
Reveal 2 x 45lb plates for some team-building Hair Burners all the way back to the AO Start/Stop Sign!
In Between PAX taking turns pushing the plates the rest perform:

20 x SSH
20 x Dying Cockroaches
20 x CDD

Merkin Circle (Not sure why we had issues with this one)
Protractor Circle (Again, issues here)

6 Minutes of Mary:  20 x LBC, 20 x Flutter, 20 x Dolly, 20 x Bicycle, 20 x Rosalitas

5 x Burpees to Finish!

Moleskin:

Welcome FNG Grungy! Straight out of Seattle’s Autonomous zone and the only one there wearing a bathing suit. I guess he likes the mesh support. Your call brother!

After the whining about calf stretches, the PAX got after it today.  Strong group that left some serious sweat on the pavement.  The plates seemed to be a crowd pleaser and the Gold Medal goes to Mute who could possibly still be burning and close to the down town Waxhaw water tower by now. Can’t Stop / Won’t Stop!  This is a great AO with a great group of guys and the 2nd F, to say the least, was refreshing to have civil discussions about a very divisive topic – To Vaccinate or Not to Vaccinate, that is the Question.  Face to Face is where true conversations happen and I walked away from that with a better point of view of both sides.  This is how we bring our community and country back together!

Announcements:
Christ’s Closet
Donated goods in a house somewhere – Needs lots of help/trucks/trailers

 

Thank you for the invite to Q and I plan on returning for sure!

Double E

 

Neighborhood Watch – Champion Forest A 2nd Time

5 Pax, 2 2.0’s, and 2 dogs for just shy of 3 miles on the Champion Forest trails.  Bunnies were chased, dogs were walked, bikes were ridden, and conversations were had.

Blackhawk 8/7

Today at Blackhawk was all about Elmers! Along with Chatterbox,  he has made the most strides from where he was at Day 1 up until now– that I have witnessed since joining F3 over a year ago.

You crushed it today Elmers…and motivated everyone to keep improving.

We had a group of Gazelles today–Gerber, Bottlecap, Dasher— along with Chicken, Elmers, and YHC,

Great job to all!

Special shoutout to our brother Chicken who had a rough week as he had to deal with a catastrophic event at work— We all know, if anyone is able to handle this type of thing with grace and respect, it is Chicken.

Then Chicken to us out–reminding us how precious life is,,,,and how the support of your brothers in crucial.

Pain at Diesel

The Warmup

Starting the morning with a little pre-run at 5 am with Chastain and Tuck and Roll for 15 minutes and then proceeded to setup the course

  • 15 SSH
  • 2 minutes of various stretches

The Thang

(12) exercises were setup in a row, and each were identified with an exercise as shown below. Each PAX picked a station, and the number of reps was determined by (1) PAX rifle carrying their coupon approximately 50 yards. Once complete, PAX rotated to next station.

PAX completed 3.5 rounds which is approx. 800 reps total…

Exercises was performed with a coupon:

  • Curls
  • Overhead press
  • V- Ups
  • Step Ups
  • Merkins
  • Triceps
  • Heels to Heaven
  • Dry Docks
  • Dips
  • Squats
  • Flutters
  • Thrusters

Everyone did a great job and very sweaty at a no run workout!!

Announcements

Asylum 8/9 Area 51 guests will come – Q Source : Discussion Should or Should Nit Vaccinate?

Christ Closet need help 8/7 until 1 PM and 8/14 need help getting truck load in Pineville

Posse presented Turnbuckle with Freed to Bleed Sweatshirt…awesome job TB

Prayer Request : Chicken Little colleague was killed at work and prayers to his family and Premature son who is struggling with alcoholism

Bratwurst Broga…

Gotta get that post credit for the app. Otherwise nothing to see here…

Watch out for that bump

DICCS given, mosey .8 miles up to 2nd traffic circle.  That hill sucks by the way

Warm up

Stretch on your own

The Thang

Run – carved out approx. 1 mile loop and we repeated that a few times.  After the first 2 loops the hills were starting to kill me so I decided to reverse course and run the loop backwards.  That’s when things got weird.  Bottlecap and I were running and we heard what sounded like a woman moaning….it was the sound of deflated falling….then Foundation falling.  They dusted off and kept going but that didn’t stop the conspiracy theory’s from flowing.  We narrowed it down to 4 events that could have led up to their fall:

  1. Deflated fell and was holding on too tightly to certain Foundation body parts which caused Foundation to fall with him.
  2. A scorned lover (Smithers) sabotaged the run causing Deflated and Foundation to fall.
  3. Deflated fell and Foundation acted out of instinct and does what he always does when seeing deflated down on all fours.
  4. Deflated and Foundation tripped on a piece of pavement that was slighted elevated. (we quickly ruled this one out as it did not sound plausible)

The Moleskin

The events above are mostly true as I remember them……Great group of guys this morning.  This was my first time Q’ing at Pursuit and those hills in Millbridge are awful. Appreciate you letting me lead you.

Announcements:

Cuthbertson Cleanup for Cross Country season – See Rubbermaid for details.

Christ closet – This Saturday from 7:30a – 1:00p need help emptying the house – see Turnbuckle

House Cleanup in Pineville next Saturday the 14th.  They need trailers and muscle – see Shop Dog for details.

Running and other things in the rain

It was a consistent rain throughout the morning, but no one complained and we got the work done.

Warm up

20 SSH

15 LSS

Plank stretch right leg/right hand…..switch

 

Run towards entrance of BH to Harcombe Dr.

3 stops 15-20-25 reps

Round 1 Merkins

Round 2 Jump Squats

Round 3 Plank Jacks

After Merkins we did 25 LBCs and after Jump Squats we did 30 Flutters

 

Hill Work on Ardrey Kell Rd.

Up/Down

Round 1 Burpee 1,2,3 reps

 

Up/down

Round 2,  V- Ups 4,5,6 reps

 

Up/down

Round 3, Broad Jump 7,8,9 reps

Run back to base

3 minutes of Al Gore 30 on/30 off

 

Announcements

Inkwell VQ at the Bottom Line is Tuesday August 10th.  Come and support.

Which year is this

It’s been 1 year since I joined F3. Most amazing thing that happened to me last year. Red Cross is always behind me for my blood. So decided to donate last summer. I see everyone wearing their F3 shirts and I was curious what F3 was about. Posse somehow sensed this curiosity in me and asked me if I knew about F3 and told me all about it. WOW life changing. It’s been a year already. I asked Posse if I can Q at the site where he is the site Q. Glad for the opportunity.

DICCS given, let’s rage.

Mosse / Run to south providence school parking. 

SSH / Low slow squats / Moroccan nigh clubs and stretches.

The Thang:

Walk the the basket ball court. One end 20 mike Tysons and 20 modified burpees (Without the jump up) on the other end. Repeat and rinse 3 times. Run the the school entrance on Arbor Dr. Run to the library and do 5 burpees and run back to do 10 jump squats. Repeat 3 times. Run to Sharon Dr stop sign. LBC’s as we wait for the 6. Run back to bus parking lot. Partner up. Partner does 50 dips and  50 reverse dips and the other partner runs across the parking lot. Back to COT for some Mary.

Moleskin:

I remember my 1st workout at Asylum. But the 2nd day at watchtower was painful(soreness from Asylum). There were pax circling back for me and I remember Wrigley and Fuse box hanging out with me throughout the workout. I knew I’ll not be left alone. So kept coming back. The encouragement I had received from all the PAX helped me thrive as days went by. I am filled with gratitude.

YHC took us out.

Rain – the most unpredictable thing in Waxhaw

This was my second time at Watchtower, one of them being the Q… I was supposed to Q here ~3 weeks ago, but it got postponed. When I did my Weinkey for the earlier date, the weather outlook was great. When I checke it again the night before the workout, it said that rain will come down and the world will end. Well… should I adjust my Weinkey? The AO has a lot of cover… No, Iron Water sharpens Iron! Well, Mayham did not think so and moved MASH last second (!) to Cutherbertson… so we had to re-direct Landfill… Luckily, it was not terrible at all and it was only an (almost) refreshing drizzle.  DiCSS were given and off we went!

Warmup

Mosey up the hill to the road, down again and to the back parking lot, circle up and: All the classics:  15x in cadence: Side Straddle Hops, Maroccon Night Clubs, Imperial Walker, Potatoe Picker, Mountain Climbers – then six inch plank followed by calf and runners stretch, 6 in plank, half way plank, upward dog and downward dog.

The Thang

Mosey around to the bus parking lot. My plan was to cut through and go around the school to the other parking lot. But since it was only my second post at this AO, I did not know better and relied on google maps. Anyhow… there were still lines for the parking spots. Find one and  side-step along the line 3 times, then do 3 burpees until I say stop… the last part was not heard by everyone, so I had to repeat it several times… listen up! 😉

Then, while partnering up, we moseyed around the school to the containers and grabbed a lifting rock. By overwhelming popular demand, we made our way to the bottom of the name-giving watchtower, staying on the road. One partner is running up to the tower and up on the tower, does 3 squads and came back to relieve the partner – all as a timer. The other one is doing an exercise – first curls, then trizeps, then overhead chest presses and then this thing where I always forget the name. “bend-over-and-pull-the-rock-up”. Rinse and repeat again – with a lot of moaning. During running to the tower, the importance of headlamps was discussed between Mad Dog and Zinfandel – much to my amusement… Mad Dog asked: “name one thing which is not better with a headlamp” – Zin: “sex” – Mad Dog: “no – it is better with it as you are seeing where you are going… ok, the down side is, that you see everything of your partner very much in detail”… lol!

Then, return the rocks and go to the covered area. Bottlecap was Q-jacking and suggested that while the partner with the stone is doing a rifle-carry, the other has to do 3 burpees and catch up again to take over the rock. I liked it – but not everybody else. So it was more a voluntary addition to the workout. Again, partner up with a different partner. One is running around the parking lot as a timer, but has to do 3 burpees on the other side. The other partner is doing exercises – Freddy Mercuries, Donkey Kicks, Big Boys, Mike Tysons… Rinse and repeat until I say stop.

Mosey back to COT – and done!

Moleskin

It was a cheerful group of people and bottlecap shared some nice stories and memories from his trip to Honduras (also see below). Besides “whaaaat? rinse and repeaaaat?” and the normal “I can’t give it any more”…Not much going on!

Announcements

  • CPR class coming up next Monday and Tuesday 6pm – sign up now! A few slots are still open! Also good for kids who want to be babysitters! DM Surge!
  • Bottlecap talked about his trip to Honduras, where he was washing kids’ feet and handing out shoes. It was a great experience for him and his entire family, humbling, seeing life in a different perspective! “the kids have so little here – and still they are smiling! Meanwhile I am so miserable”, a life lesson not only for his youngest son!

Schneider took us out – thank you!

Over the river and through the Providence Woods we go

7 Pax for a muggy Neighborhood Watch with surprise hills, random dogs and wrong turns.