39 of the Faithful planted the shovel flag and gathered in the Area 51 gloom for “Rookie Day.”
PAX
Callaway [QIC]
Joker [QIC]
Tiger Rag [QIC]
Slap Shot [QIC]
The Shore (Ruck)
Donkey Kong (Ruck)
O’Tannenbaum
Taser
Quarter Pounder
Stone Cold
89
Sham-Wow
Hops
Flair
Short Round [War Baby]
Counter Top
Pretty Boy Quarterback
Monkey Joe
The Tickler
Chris Tassy (FNG)
Brent Horam (FNG)
JC Baysigner (FNG)
Bob Stone (FNG)
Leo Hanus (FNG)
William Henderson (FNG)
Jonathan Miller (FNG)
Eric Bernier (FNG)
Andy Thompson (FNG)
Greg Slayton (FNG)
Roger Nayle (FNG)
John Reid (FNG)
David Campe (FNG)
Kevin Fry (FNG)
Rob Carter (FNG)
Rob Goodling (FNG)
Five other PAX… names could not recall
The Thang – Veteran Workout
SSH x 25
Toy Soldiers x 20
Slow Groiners x 10
Merkins x 20
Jog to Field
Merkin x 20, 100 yard sprint
Military Merkin x 10, 100 yard sprint
Flutter x 25 (Hold ’em), 100 yard sprint
Diamond Merkin x 10, 100 yard sprint
Prison Squats x 20, 100 yard sprint
Plank to Elbow Merkins x 10, 100 yard sprint
Raise the Roof (1 merkin, 4 overhead air press; 2 merkins, 8 overhead presses….ladder up to 9 merkins and 36 overhead presses and back down)
Bear crawl x 50 yards
Walking lunge
3 sets
-Pull ups 10x
-Dips 20x
3 minutes of Jack with 10 count decline merkens after each
Jump ups 25x
Scissor crunch 20x
Jump ups 20x
Scissor crunch 15x
Run to rock pile – rock squats 50x
Run through neighborhood to lower field and upper field
The Thang – Rookie Workout
Run to lower field, one lap around field
SSH X 15
Merkins X10
Prison Squat X 15
Carolina Dry Dock X 12
Walking lunges 30 yards X 2
Flutter kick X 15
Dolly X 15
LBC X 15
Two laps around field
Walking lunge
Bear crawl with merkins at turnaround
Crab crawl with merkins at turnaround
Jog to upper field
Ab work
Modified beast with merkins, mountain climbers and burpees
Dips X25 and squats X15
Circle Up with full PAX… merkin, squats and burpees
MOLESKIN
– Rookie day was a success, with FNGs outnumbering the F3 veterans.
– Two workouts were led… one for vets and one for rookies.
– No fancy stuff today for the vets… just meat and potatoes exercises, with sprints to clear the palate between courses [bad day to wear a ruck sack Donkey Kong and The Shore!]. We added another rung to the Raise the Roof ladder today, peaking at 9 merkins and 36 overhead presses. O’Tannenbaum is either auditioning for the Mime Power Team or he has arms of lead. Just sayin’. With morale flagging as we laddered past 7 merkins, Tiger Rag had no choice but to go Jazz Hands on the overhead presses… dsperate times, desperate measures.
– For the rookies, the workout was probably slightly harder than advertised… but, the FNGs were strong. We hope to see all of you back.
After being hypocritically evicted from our Death Valley (hereto referred to as Dead Valley), and forgoing the 16-man dump on the steps of the Siskey Y, the PAX set out for more adventurous terrain.
The PAX
Callaway (War Daddy)
Heinz (War Baby)
The Shore (QIC)
Stone Cold
Tiger Rag
Joker
Slap Shot
89
Sparky
Counter Top
Goose
Deep Dish
Harley
Nemo
2 others (stand up and be counted…)
The THANG
SSH 30
Raise-the-Roof
Grab-a-Buddy/Grab-a-Pallet – 1/2 mile
Pallet Flutter Kicks 40
Pallet Bicycles 40
Buddy Carry
Decline Push-Ups 20/Sprint
Lunges 20/Sprint
Decline Carolina Dry Dock 20/Sprint
Tricep Press 40/Sprint
Plank
Repeat
Squat Jumps 20/Backstop Climb
Tuck Jumps 20/Backstop Climb
Lateral Tuck Jumps 20/Backstop Climb
Through-the-Woods
Pallet Mason Twist 25
Grab-a-Pallet 1/2 mile
Jog/COT
The MOLESKIN
1. The lack of a home did not deter 16 men from embracing the early morning gloom for some hard work and fellowship.
2. Heinz continues to merit a new nickname weekly. After scurrying up the backstop like an anxious squirrel hoarding nuts for the winter (or is it a manic gorilla seizing the last banana on top of a jungle tree), do we call him Wookie, Nutsey, MonkeyMan, or Digit?
Twelve men issued forth from the gloom for the inaugural Skunk Works.
THE PAX
The Shore
Sparky
APK
Custer
49er
Heinz
Joker
Nibbler
Countertop
Slap Shot
Stone Cold
Tiger Rag (QIC)
THE THANG
Warm Up
Here Be Dragons
Stations (2 cycles)
Plate-O-Rama
Little Mary / Stretch
COT
MOLESKIN
Gentlemen,
The virtual shovel flag was planted and The Faithful gathered for the first time at Area 51.
The Pax:
Joker
Hoover
Chad Young
Alex Browning
Derek Martindale
Troy Bear
Doug Banks
Scott Banks (WarDaddy)
Mark Gustafson (WarDaddy2)
Jeff ?
The Thang:
Warm up
– Side Straddle Hops
– Merkins
– Flutter kicks
– Little baby crunches
Lap around the field
Cone drills
– Merkins
– Mountain climbers
– Carolina dry docks
– Lunges
Run to playground
– Pull ups
– Dips
– Jump ups
– People’s Chair
Field work
– Fierman’s carry
– Bear crawl
– Crab crawl
– Plankorama
Trail run
– Jump ups
– Decline merkins
Naked Man Moleskin:
– TClaps to everyone that participated in the first Area51 workout. Cardiac arrest and severe muscle pulls were averted [barely], and many laughs were had.
– TClaps to Scott Banks and Mark Gustafson… our co-WarDaddys at age 53. And speaking of “the Banks”… F3 now has all three brothers participating in F3… Alan [“Tryon”], Scott [FNG] and Doug [FNG]
-TClaps to Alex Browning’s hair… not a hair out of place when he stepped out his car at 6:45AM.
-F3 nicknames for Area51 participants to be bestowed on Sep 17.