10 determined lads of CLT South (7 Outland regulars & 3 foreigners with passports in hand) entered the gloom on this fine day. Cantore forecasted an unseasonably warm day but failed to mention the morning chill from the dampness and the wind.
The Thang
– COP @ Shovel Flag
– SSH x20
– Imperial Walkers x20
– Perfect Merkins x10
– Peter Parkers x20
– Squats x20
– Scissor Crunches x20 (now known as the horizontal windmill)
– Mosey
– Walk the Rails
– Mosey
– Walk the Rails x3 lengths uphill
– Plank
Indian Run to Elem School Playground
She Hate Me x8 min
– Toe Taps on the Bench x40
– Donkey Kicks on the swings x20
– Dips on Bench x20
– Pull-ups x10
– Lunge Walk 25 yds
– Indian Run to High School Practice Field
Hand off to Z
– Continue the Indian run to the stadium (.7 miles) for the “SHOW” with burpees mixed in along the way.
Partner UP
– Partner A. runs the circuit of the track (400m) while Partner B. performs said exercise then runst the bleachers to the top, across, down and back to relieve partner A. and flapjack.
Plank it up after both rounds are completed for a little Makhtar Jai (sp?) x 10 in cadence.
Mosey to the obstacle course for 3 servings of pain. (2 Rounds)
– Pain station #1 – hanging leg lifts x10
– PS #2 – sqauts x20
– PS #3 Hanging supine Pull-Ups x10
Regroups and hook back up with your partner to run the gauntlet.
– scale 6′ wall
– over/under telephone poles x 5
– scale 8′ wall
– 30′ balance walk
– tire / rope work
– 20 inverted situps on plank board
LBJ to the bottom of “the hill” where the VSF is planted for a belly start AYG jail break.
2MoM
The Nekked Moleskin:
10 studs posted and got after it this morning, and when I say got after it I mean got after it and they got after it hard. YHC was shocked NOT to be the first car in the lot (although he was doing some access recon) only to be 2nd to none other than Stone Cold!!! Shocked yet pleasantly surprised and excited. CT then rolled in followed by 2 more foreigners in tow (Stage Coach & Salt Lick).
As we’re reminiscing about previous workouts (it was still only 635/640 at this poing) of the week and the task at hand after the days start #buildingfences, Swiss Miss rolls up only to greet our new guests with “Huh, Hey WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????” as if quoting “GET OFF MY LAND” in his head from some western…. The rest of the PAX filed in and once the clock struck 7 – Countertop took us out as if we were shot out of a cannon. Well, not all of us — Milton was more like Ralphy’s Red Ryder BB gun as he showed up during COP but he caught up quickly for sure!
There really wasn’t a whole lot of mumble chatter out there today as everyone appeared to simply gasping for air for the solid 60 minutes. Although it got competitive, the PAX pushed and encouraged each other the entire time #2ndF.
Once we reached the stadium for the 2nd half, the PAX was definitely 02 deprived taking a standing 8 count only to be lifted up by the yell of “YO – GO F3” coming out of the building from none other than CLT South’s favoritie wrestling 2.0 “Ninja Turtle” who was at SV HS for a tournament!!!! Runstopper, the turtle is looking stronger and stronger every time we see him. Hope you’re putting together plans to simply try and contain him because we…. You know what we’re saying.
Great to see 8 Mile keep coming out week after week, keep pushing brother. Also great to have HB (always Powder Puff to me) back in the mix.
Salt Lick certainly got a good nights sleep prior because he posted with wit and was renaming all of CTs COP exercises. Most notably renaming the scissor crunches to the HORIZONTAL WINDMILL. Although, he lost all credibility when YHC asked for a 10 count and he started at 1 and proceeded up. MMHMM — 10 penalty burpees for all.
Coach / Stone Cold / SL, we truly enjoyed having you out in the UC for the first time and hope you enjoyed the time spent and hope you can find it in yourselves to make a return visit. Great coffeeteria session with Double E and all that were able to join. Better than normal knowing what the remainder of the day had in store and the charge Stage Coach was leading helping the family in need.
As always, it’s such a pleasure to lead such a strong willed and determined group of men. Each and every one of you inspire me daily.
Zip – OUT
5 Pax weathered the storm for a 2 hour Ruck and Training dose of DownPainment today at SPEARHEAD.
The Thang:
05:00 Ruck with Coupon (aka Bonecrusher) – The Hoff Q
06:00 Training – Liquor Cycle Q (He’s certifiably Insane btw…)
RUCK – -5:00 (3) Miles
Into the Ruck, YHC say the PAX from DMZ and called an audible for us to Crash their warm -up COP. We quickly moved to where we could locate them (they were UNDER the cover of the walkway at Church of Charlotte. As we joined there were puzzled looks on everyone’s faces
SSH x 25
Merkins x 20
Squats x 25
LBC x 30
Superman’s on Belly x 30
Pax and SH Pax break off since those boys started running…”nice work guys, catch you later”…and we mosey’d back on route to finish the Ruck
06:00 Liquor Cycle Q
Mosey to Soccer Fileds (completely under water, in paces up to about 4-5 inches)
30 Count Body Builders (yes, that’s right…30 count, not 8)! x 25-35?
(exercise performed starting with squat, plank, plank jack out/in/merkin, 5 overhead press, ROLL to your left, Merkin, ROLL to your right, merkin, plank, plank jack out/in, squat-jump)
Low crawl 30-40 yards in MUD
Merkins x 15
Aqua Burpees x 15
Flutter w. ruck press in mud/water x 20
Flutter w. ruck press in mud/water x 15
Flutter w. ruck press in mud/water x 10
Flutter w. ruck press in mud/water x 5
PARTNER BEAR CRAWLS (one on top, one on bottom…bottom Pax grabs a hold of Pax 2 while he bear crawls…
Merkin x 10
Rotate until all PAX have gone x 5 rounds
30 Count Body Builders x 15
Mosey to hill
Plank on Left facing fields. Plank walk up hill
Backwards Bear Crawl down hill
Plank on Right facing football feild. Plank walk up hill
Backwards Bear Crawl down hill
Lunge Walk Up Hill
COT
Moleskine,
Unbelievable work out there considering the weather conditions. Triple T-Claps to Wolfman for earning his patch and posting 9 times already this month! Great work.
I’ve got to run to a meeting, and will update and type more. The bottom line about this routine is that not only was it tough as hell (thanks Liquor Cycle), but we bot muddy…and not just a little muddy, A LOT. Covered head-to-toe in mud and grass. Needless-to-say, when I got home the M was in shock at what I looked like.
As always, it’s a pleasure to lead such a fine group of men!
Respectfully, The Hoff and Liquor Cycle
Aye! The bell tolled and 13 pax came out into the early December gloom for Stonehenge. Though the calendar said December 21, the weather felt like September 21. Any way, we got to work.
The Thang
Little baby jog to Stonehenge statues for “Caroling COP”
COP
– SSH x Rudolph the Red Nosed Reinder
Jog to next “statue”
– Squats x “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
Jog to Premier Deck, with lunge walks interspersed.
At Base of Deck
– 12 Burpees
Jog up to Level 2
At Level 2:
– 24 Merkins
– 12 Burpees
Jog up to Level 3
At Level 3:
– 36 Squats
– 24 Merkins
– 12 Burpees
Jog up to Level 4
At Level 4:
– 48 LBCs
– 36 Squats
– 24 Merkins
– 12 Burpees
Backward run up incline to roof
People’s Chair x 2:00
10 Merkins
People’s Chair x 1:30
10 Merkins
Down to Level 4:
– 48 LBCs
– 36 Squats
– 24 Merkins
– 12 Burpees
Down to Level 3:
– 36 Squats
– 24 Merkins
– 12 Burpees
Down to Level 2:
– 24 Merkins
– 12 Burpees
Down to Level 1:
– 12 Burpees
– 4 more Burpees to make it an even 100
Mosey to Soccer Field, Partner Up
P1: Run to marker (~25 yds) and back, twice – backward run on return
P2: Dive Bomb Merkins
Flapjack
P1: Sprint to market (~40 yds) and back twice
P2: 8 count manmakers
Flapjack
Jog back towards launch point
– Squats with sore shoulders on the way, 10 forward, 10 backward
Resume jog
Stop in Starbucks Parking Lot, circle up
– Squat with sore shoulders x “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” x 2
All you got back to launch point
COT
Moleskin:
– Very solid effort by all the pax. This was a tough one that included 100 Burpees, close to 200 merkins and about 2 miles of running.
– Honey ___, various name changes were discussed for Honey Bee who had to depart after the KB pre workout. Given that he ran at 0500, perhaps Honey Beast is in order.
– Nice to have Hops back at Stonehenge as well as a special Kotters to Lex Luthor. LL is Qing the next Stonehenge and was defeintely in strong form.
– Overheard several pax commenting that they were anxius for Christmas to be over so that we would have a new theme. #workoutjustified
– Tclaps to Mighty Mite for leading the charge on everything – what a beast!
Announcements:
– Dec 24 convergence at Skunk Works, January 1 covergence at Mckee Road as well as Fredome Park.
– Stonehenge will converge at the Joe Davis 5K on January 4.
– Hope all pax have a Merry Christmas and look forward to seeing you in the gloom in 2014!
“For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord”
– Luke 2:11
Make plans to join me, Champagne and the men of #F3TheStand over the next several weeks as we read and discuss the book “The Masculine Mandate” by Richard Phillips. This offers a great opportunity to explore God’s calling to men in several areas of our lives, to talk with our F3 brothers about the issues and struggles we all face and to share in the victories we accomplish through Him.
This is The Masculine Mandate: To be spiritual men placed in real-world, God-defined relationships, as lords and servants under God to bear God’s fruit by serving and leading. The book is divided into two parts: Understanding the Mandate and Living the Mandate. The first section establishes biblically who man is by taking an in-depth look at Genesis 2 and then looking at man’s duty to work, bear God’s image and maintain lordship over creation. The second section deals with application in work, marriage and dating, child rearing, brotherly friendships and church business.
The book is available at the following:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Masculine-Mandate-Gods-Calling/dp/156769120X
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-masculine-mandate-richard-d-phillips/1017507286
It is also available on iBooks for $9.99.
This Friday, December 27th, we’ll preview the book. No need to have a copy of the book or to bring anything…we’ll have all you need for our preview discussion. We’ll launch into the book on Friday, January 3rd.
#F3TheStand meets at the Panera Bread at Carmel/51 each Friday at 0630 following #F3Centurion.
14 waterlogged pax spouted out their wish lists for 12 days of pain. Out of the gloom came 3 GoRuckers donning headlamps to join us in warm-ups. Good work, men. Aye!
The Thang:
Mosey to church breazeway for warm-ups:
Run around church
Stop for 10 Turkish Getups
Sprint back to breazeway
Run to Ballencourt Lane
12 Days of Pain
Run down hill to end of cul-de-sac and back up
Pax calls out an exercise, then run, rinse, and repeat x 12
Run back to church
Sprint to breazeway
Naked Moleskin:
16 PAX came out to McKee Rd Elementary to see whether they were on the Nice or Naughty List this Christmas Season. Still to be decided where each of the PAX felt they lined up after a 60 minute downpainment. With the arrival of Floor Slapper at 0700 Frasier led off the first 1/2 of the workout.
Jog around the front of the school to the back playground with High Knees and Butt Kickers along the way. Circle up for COP:
Enough warm-up. Now we were ready for 5 Days of Christmas:
That was so much fun so Rinse & Repeat:
Hand off to YHC for 2nd 1/2:
Jog over to infield of the track for 6 MOM:
Jog over to front playground for some circuit work:
Mosey over to front wall of school for People’s Chair
Jog over to soccer field for Suicide Ladder
Indian run around the soccer field & back to launch point
Wrap it up with 10 Burpees OYO & COT
Moleskin:
Annoucements:
Skunk Works will be the only game in A51 on Christmas Eve. Bagpipe, Fast Twitch, and even SPEARHEAD (ALL CAPS!) will converge on the parking lot at Covenant Day HS.
DETAILS:
Probably want to tap the brakes on the eggnog Monday night….
14 Pax fought hard today with their Kettle Bells, however in the End the iron always wins…Unless you are Chicken Wing of course. Read on…
Ok, so before writing up the Thang or Moleskine, I have to share with the Pax something that happened today at Olympus that is baffling to even think about doing but somehow Chicken Wing pulled it off. I know that our wiring is a little off and most people think we are crazy for waking up so early on little rest to punish our bodies day in and day out, but his performance today after the night he had is one for the record books.
After a Holiday party where over-serving was on the menu, Chicken ended up staying up all night and couldn’t sleep. He called YHC at 06:00 to let him know that he wasn’t able to Post and was going to fartsack. After deliberating for 20 minutes over the phone (he was talking his options out and struggling since he really wanted to post), our beloved Liquor Cycle grabbed the phone used his powers of persuasion (I honestly think Liquor Cycle has mind control ability like Professor X or Jean Gray) because whatever he said, motivated Chicken Wing to AVOID the fartsack and come out to Olympus. With eyes barely open because of complete exhaustion he mustered the energy to make it through a hour of pure hell and took on an Iron Kettle Bell for an hour!
Never again can I use being tired as an excuse to Fartsack (thanks a lot Chicken, ugh!!)
The Thang:
Warm Up: COP
SSH x 25
Stagger Merkins Left Arm x 15
Stagger Merkins Right Arm x 15
IW x 25
8 count Body Builders x 20
Suicides: Moving Iron
Round 1:
Pax lined up at the end of the field and there were 4 cones 20 yards a part (80 yards total). With Kettle Bells in front on a straight line, Pax #1 move 1 KB at a time to the first cone and when 3 KB’s moved to cone, Pax #2 begins moving KB’s 1 at a time to Cone #1. Continue until all bells reach cones 2,3 and 4.
During Suicides, the entire Pax (other than ones moving bells) performed the follwoing:
Merkins x 20
Mountain Climbers x 20
Slow Squats x 20
Rinse and Repeat for (4) rounds until all Pax ran Suicides
Bear Crawl Indian Run WITH 8 Kettle Bells x4 = 360 Yards(Kettle Bells had to move to the front and Pax at end runs to the front of the line. All Bells move during crawls and passed through legs)
COP #2: You call Q (In circle, each person selects 1 exercise and runs that Q, targeting 500 cumulative reps as a group
Gullah: Upright Rows x 50
Night Court: Sit Ups with Bells at Top of Sit Up (forgot name for this) x 50
Lab Rat: Figure 8 x 50
Wolfman: Shrugs x 50
South Paw: Overhead Press x 50
Byron:Turkish Get Ups w. Bell x 10 / Single Arm Snatch and Press x 40
Liquor Cycle: Team Russian Twists (groups of 4 sitting together, pass KB’s to the Left x 25/ Right x 25
Alf: Single Arm Rows x 100
OUT OF TIME:
Total Reps: 450
COT
Moleskine:
Another exceptional performance by the group today! The routine was a little confusing (confusing by design) so we all had to really think about what we were doing while deprived of O2…which is challenging in itself and allows us to work out our brain as well. Especially during the Indian Run Bear Crawl with Kettle Bells. That took a a high level of effort as well as team work in order to figure out how to move those bells and move the Line at the same time. At first it was sloppy, but over time we move as a team and very efficiently.
It is always nice to see,at the end of the routine, guys covered in mud and grass. Even the Kettle Bells were all covered in mud as they took a beating as well. T-Claps to Chicken Wing for crushing it out there despite sleep. I know I would have fartsacked. Your dedication is unreal man.
Again, it is an honor to lead such strong and determined men. Thank you for posting at our site and we greatly appreciate your commitment to Pain at Olympus.
Respectfully, The Hoff and Gullah
15 Pax woke up early for some flap jacks.
The Thang
Fletch Q (Fletch hasn’t sent me his routine so here is my best recollection of what we did)
Partner up and grab a rock. Mosey over to the fields.
Flap Jacks
We did the below exercises with rocks while the other ran the width of 3 fields and back
Push Presses
Sqauts
LBC
Merkins
Flutters
Curls
Good Mornings
Up Right Rows
Rock Hops
Tricep Extension
Narrow Merkins
Wide Merkins
Radar q
Stay with Partner
Run up to the parking lot and grab sand bags
Mosey over to the shopping center parking lot
Flap Jacks
#1
P1- Forward and backwards lunges on right leg
P2- Run to the stairs with sandbags. 10 squats at the bottom and 10 squats at the top. run around the parking lot and back to you partner.
Switch
#2
P1- Forward and backwards lunges on left leg
P2- Run to the stairs with sandbags. 10 squats at the bottom and 10 squats at the top. run around the parking lot and back to you partner.
Switch
#3
P1- Jack squats
P2 run with sandbag to the end of the lot and back
Switch
#4
P1- calf raises
P2 run with sandbag to the end of the lot and back
Switch
#5
Run over to the entrance
P1- LBC
P2- up the hill and back with the sandbags
Switch
#6
P1- Ski Abs
P2- up the hill and back with the sandbags
P1- LBC
P2- up the hill and back with the sandbags
Moleskin
We had a good crowd today and as the title suggest a good deal of new additions. Haven’t had an FNG in a while. Welcome Ben (Mugatu). We hope to see you out there again. Hopefully you don’t take offense to comments about your Umbros. Those are always a solid choice for any workout. Whiplash rocked a checkered pair two weeks ago. Thank your neighbor Mermaid for your nickname. First thing he says about you is you used to be a male model. Friends like those…….
Probation, rolled in at the last minute hoping no one would see him in his pink convertible love bug. It had the flower on the dash and Chicks Rule sticker on the back. When he left I swear I heard Avril Levigns “Boyfriend” blasting from the stereo.
Spackler announced he cant make babies anymore after being neutered. He shaved his head in a rage of depression.
Tiger Rag as always, was respectful of the Qs and didn’t make any suggestions or comments about how he would do things. He was pleasant as always…..(Sarcasm)
Fletch played to his strength and had us running early. YHC tried to challenge him on one sprint and both of my quads exploded 30 meters behind him.
Thanks for the co Q today Fletch.
Announcements
Joe Davis run. Sign Up
Christmas eve Convergence. All Pax go to Skunk Works
Next Saturday Olympus comes home to Day Zero. 0630-0800 Bring Gear and a vomit bag
A record 16 pax met at Ascent for a moderate workout or maybe for the promise of minimal running. One of those objectives may have been achieved…
The Thang
COP:
Mosey to the playground
Cindy
Mosey around the ballfield to catch our breath
Mary (in cadence):
KB & running circuits
Audible – due to the record number of pax and only 7 KB/DB – partner up
Set 1 (~8 min):
Set 2 (~6 min):
Set 3 (~5 min):
Moderate work:
Done
COT
Moleskin:
YHC had pre-blasted on Twitter to bring KB/DBs and advertising minimal running. YHC neglected to preblast on the website, so some pax missed the call for KBs. No matter, Champagne brought 4(!) and we were able to partner up for some 2nd F while we worked. And worked we did…
The CrossFit “nasty girl” Cindy has become a quarterly benchmark workout for Ascent, providing the pax with a chance to gauge our progress, in addition to working on our pullup capacity, a softly stated goal at Ascent. Pax are/were strongly encouraged to modify as needed, using supine pullups or taking breathers, whatever; but no matter, Cindy is not moderate. When he could focus, YHC noted some strong effort out there by all! T-claps, guys!
As an added bonus, after Gummy’s 8 min cycle last week through the same exercises as Cindy, and now this week, the pax is ready for the Partner Murph on Jan 11!
A light jog and then an early Mary session allowed us to recover from Cindy, and the pax was ready for the KBs.
With the record number of pax and the previously unknown number of coupons (KB/DBs) (#SPEARHEADlingo), a quick audible to partner got us to 8 pairs and 7 coupons. Mix in a little unplanned running, and we were pretty much there. The pax were treated to mix of familiar KB exercises, like 2-handed swings, some vaguely familiar ones, like single-leg Romanian deadlifts (which challenged our stability), and strange new ones, like the Viking (thanks again, TR).
Thanks, all, for your partnering and sharing of the weights; I think everyone got a fair amount of work in, based on the mumblechatter. And, hopefully the running wasn’t too much, esp since the preblast promised a low volume of running.
Speaking of mumblechatter, there were a few questions of “where’s the moderate?”, and that’s fair. When the Cindy benchmark is run, Ascent isn’t so moderate, even though you can moderate it on your own during the timed event. That said, it is about the hardest workout we run at Ascent. Most are more moderate, so don’t let today’s workout discourage you!
Thanks for the privilege of leading today. It’s an honor.
Announcements:
Ascent will converge next week, 12/28, at the Rock.
Jan 4 – general Area 51 convergence at Joe Davis Memorial 5k run. See details on our website.
Jan 10/11 – 2nd F on Friday night for a showing of the Lone Survivor movie and then all Area 51 Saturday workouts are running The Murph workout. Ascent will participate with a Partner Murph, effectively cutting the workout in half.
Young Life – Robin Hood mentioned a 5k in the spring (March?) and a family camping weekend over Mother’s Day weekend. (Robin Hood or Blitzen – please sound off in comments below with corrections or more details, if available.)
Thanks, Slim Fast for your closing prayer.
Merry Christmas!!