Swift will launch at 0530 on Tuesday from the Vine Restaurant at the Ballantyne AO. Come early at 0515 for an extra mile of warm-up and light running / stretching drills.
This week we’ll be building on the first Swift workout a.k.a. the “Eric Liddel”. That workout was composed of 200m and 400m around the “Bull Ring”. We will use that as a base this week in a progression that looks a lot like an Eagle’s wings in the flapping downbeat. 
13 strong pax started Saturday off right with a downPAINment at Stonehenge. Amongst our brethren were 1 FNG. There was lots of variety in this workout but YHC kept going back to exercises he hates for some reason. Any way, a great way to start the day.
The Thang
Jog to adjacent lot for COP
– LBC x 50
– SSH x 40
Run a lap around Ledge Lake an proceed to Fitness Trail.
Partner up
P1: Run a lap around Ledge lake
P2: Pull ups
Continue until 100 pull ups total completed
Run across road to big parking lot.
Split into two teams
Rolling Merkin relay between parking lot “islands” (@ 25 yards)
RM out and bear crawl back
Remainder of team does squats while waiting
Winning Team: Lap around parking lot
Losing Team: Burpees until Team 1 finishes
Kamikaze Suicides
Team 1: Suicides out/back to each of 5 lines
Team2: Dive Bomb Merkins
Flapjack
Run to Bull Field for Mary
– LBC x 25, hold it 10 secs
– Rosalita x 15
– Dolly x 15
Partner up, for Dips
P1: Sit up position
P2: 10 Dips (hands on P1 knees)
Flapjack
Rinse and Repeat x 5
Run to Lake Hill
2 Merkins, backwards run up hill, 4 squats, run down
6 Merkins, backwards run up hill, 8 squats, run down
10 Merkins, backwards run up hill, 12 squats, run down
14 Merkins
Run up stairs to parking lot, lunge walk 25 yards
Run through sprinklers (several pax took a drier route…weak!)
People’s Chair x 2:00
Run back to launch point
COT
Moleskin:
– Solid workout with no breaks, 10 counts or anything. We literally never stopped!
– YHC has a sincere dislike for pull ups, rolling merkins and backward hill repeats. Hence the “regret”. All that was missing were hairburners…Hmmmmmmm.
– Welcome to FNG Kevin (F3: Duval). Hope you enjoyed the workout and come back soon.
Announcements:
– F3 Dads cranks up in June at Francis Beatty Park. Great time to bring 2.0s out to see F3. Daughters and sons are encouraged to attend. Look for more details in COT and the weekly email.
– F3 South School’s Out Party on Saturday June 14 at Candlewyck Pool And Clubhouse. Plan to bring the family out.
35 men and many more kettlebells attended our KB clinic at The Rock on 5/17 at 0600.
Here is a recap of the drills, but first a quick update that we will NOT meet this Saturday due to a big response that many of you will be out of town for Memorial Day weekend. We will push Sessions #2 and #3 to the following two weeks.
Session Focus – Swings and Get-ups. Each teaching point below were followed by 10 swings by the Pax to nail down the point.
* 10 swings to assess current technique.
* Go Heels! – at this point, weight should be focused on the heel of the foot to properly activate the posterior chain. Stance is similar to a good squat stance.
* Perform 10 KB deadlifts to emphasize that the range of motion for a squat or traditional deadlift is significantly more than the swing. Still focus on the heels and don’t engage the shoulders.
* Romanian deadlift – 10 reps to make sure we can feel our hamstrings. They are part of the driving mechanism for a good swing.
* Posture – (carry over point from the RDL)…”A long spine is a strong spine”. Once the spine flexes, the hamstring disengages.
* “Hips drive…arms guide” – enough said.
* Size does matter – If a bell is not heavy enough for ballistic movments, a myriad of problems can occur, so we upsized for 10 swings.
* Swing is a lower body driven movement – relax your arms!
* Towel swings – thanks to Tiger Rag for his rags. We looped a towel around the handle so that the arms were eliminated from creating the force.
* Slingshot analogy – shins = “Y” of a slingshot, hamstrings = bands coming off the “Y”; butt = piece of leather that holds the stone. Load your hamstrings and fire your glutes!
* Russian vs. American swings – how high is the bell going…Russian stays chest to head; American goes overhead. Focus for today was the Russian style, so we explored with waist, chest, and head height swings.
* Single -arm – same set-up just harder on grip and core.
* Alternating single-arm – rotate the bell 90 degrees and put your palms together at the point of zero gravity (top of the swing) to transfer the bell to the other hand.
There were a couple of other teaching points, but we ran out of time to explore. Next session, will start with a recap of this info and we will add those points in for just a few minutes.
For the last 15 minutes, we moseyed to the grassy knoll for Turkish Get-up 101.
* Lay down with a bell by your shoulder.
* Roll over to insert your hand into the handle (brief description on grip followed). Press the bell with your bones from shoulder to hand stacked perpendicular to the ground. The arm stays perpendicular to the ground throughout the rest of the movement.
* Bend the leg on the same side as the bell and stabilize with your non-pressing arm.
* Roll onto the non-pressing elbow, then pop to your hand. Now you are sitting with the bell overhead, and your hand and opposite heel down. Other leg is straight.* Now you have to “James Brown” it…take it to the bridge! Use the hand and heel to bridge your hips off the ground and “clear” the other leg back to the hand on the ground.
* Bend that knee and put it on the ground. Now you are in a lunge position with the bell still perpendicular to the ground. Clean-up your lunge position and drive off the front leg to a standing position. That’s half of one rep!
* Put everything in reverse and return to the lying position on the ground (I’m tired of typing, so if you can’t figure it out, don’t miss next time or Youtube it)
* We did 3 reps on each side, and emphasized each step.
Resources: As I mentioned, there are many kettlebell coaches much smarter than me that I highly recommend you check out if you really want to master this amazing implement. Here are the guys I mentioned – Pavel Tsatsouline, Geoff Neupert, Steve Cotter, Jeff Martone, and Steve Maxwell.
Next session – Swing quick review, how to transition the bell to the rack position, explore with cleans and snatches, more Turkish Get-up time!
Thank you everyone for your attendance and feedback! Please comment below if you have other questions or you can email me directly – jasonrhymer@gmail.com
*No class next week due to Memorial Day celebrations – instead you should find a veteran, hug them, thank them, then show them how to swing a bell if you want.
Posted for the Madame while he awaits full rights…
7 men escaped the fartsack to swing a little iron in the cold, foggy gloom. Here’s what we did…..
The Thang:
COP:
SSH X 25
IW X 20
Arm Circles
Merkin X 10, raise right leg merkin X 5, raise left leg Merkin X 5
Mosey over to mid field, close side
Circle up:
KB Ladder – 1 Burpee, 2 Goblet Squats, 3 two handed swings
Each set, add 1 to the burpee, 2 to the goblet squats, 3 to the two handed swings. 10 Sets
Plank when finished.
Drag KB to mid field in a moving plank, one hand at a time.
At Mid field:
Backward lunge (swing KB under front leg)- 20 total (10 each leg), Bear Crawl to far side line, 5 burpees, reverse bear crawl back
Plank Rows – 10 each arm, Sprint to far side of field, 5 burpees and sprint back
Figure 8 Twist (Twist opposite of leg) – Crabwalk to far side of the field, 5 burpees, reverse crab walk back
One arm KB Press on Back
Mosey over to the wall, running backwards up the hill carrying KB
Wall Work
People’s Chair with upright rows
Balls to the Wall with KB Lifts X 5 each arm (Crowd pleaser – No one thought this was possible)
6MOM – PAX Choice
Flutter Press X 20 – Lougie
Dollies press X 20 – Teddy
Dying Cockroach X 20 – Soft Pretzel
Russian Twist X 20 – Bratwurst
Quick feet – 30 seconds
COT
Moleskin:
It was a cool 46 degrees in the Gloom, which is perfect for swinging iron and doing burpees.
The goal this morning was to keep moving. We started with a KB ladder that I borrowed from one of Mighty Mite’s (I think) workouts this past winter. The ladder took a little longer than expected and was painful.
When we got to the wall work, I wanted to try something a little different. When I told the PAX “I’m not sure this is going to work…. But we’re going to try Balls to the Wall with a KB lift” there were a lot of moans and groans from the Men. The move is basically a one handed hand stand against the wall while pulling the KB up with your other hand. We all gave it a try and I think everyone was able to complete the move.
Great work today guys.
Announcements:
Still accepting registrations for F3 Golf.
F3 Olymipics and Pool Party are on June 14th
F3 Dads starting up on Saturdays this June at Francis Beaty Park.
Shovel Flag was planted and Lobster Roll took on his first Joust Q coming off a late night return from Miami.
Lap around the Track
Middle of Football Field for:
Squat x 20
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Ultimate Suicide:
Head to the goal line….
Run to the opposite goal line and perform
10 burpees
20 merkins
30 squats
Return to starting goal line
Run to opposite 10 yard line and perform
10 burpees
20 merkins
30 squats
Return to starting goal line
Run to opposite 20 yard line and perform
10 burpees
20 merkins
30 squats
The Pax performed this sequence for the entire 100 yards. In total, 100 burpees, 200 merkins & 300 Squats.
Plank while the Pax finished
Run up grandmother mountain to the school building (famous blue door)
People’s Chair – 1min
Jog to play ground – 10x pull-ups
Repeat 3 times
LBCs for the final 2mins
Since the PAX made no comments or voice activity for the entire 45mins, I assume the PAX enjoyed the workout…..Nice work fellas!!!
With a nice cool morning in the middle of May the PAX gathered around the VSF ready to get the week started off right. With the clock indicating 0530 hours YHC led the PAX on a warm up jog over to the parking lot by the soccer fields. Extended the run to allow the last couple late arrivals to join the crew. Quick rehash of the disclaimer as we circled up for COP:
Mosey over to soccer fields for a slightly modified version of 4 Corners:
Head over to the rock pile and select a rock (Size does matter as we will be moving with rock):
Return rocks to rock pile and jog back to the playground for a little circuit work:
Time for People’s Chair and 6 MOM:
Back to launch point for COT
Moleskin:
Announcements:
We will celebrate two years of the skunk on Tuesday (5/20). There will be lots of toys and contraptions as we commemorate the last two years of beatdowns. Show up with a kettlebell and be ready to get after it. Young Love is on schedule to coordinate the festivities.
7 Pax, most of whom had just completed Byron’s KB 101 session, showed up at Olympus for an additional hour of Kettle Bell enjoyment. Here’s what went down.
Gullah on Q
COP:
SSH x 20, Two-Handed KB swings x 10 IC, Sumo Squats x 10 IC, KB Push Press x 10 each arm
Line up at track field:
Ladder sequence 1
KB clean & press x 10 each arm, sprint across field, 10 burpees, sprint back, KB clean & press x 9 each arm, sprint across field, 9 burpees. Keep performing rotation until 5 reps of each exercise completed. YHC had planned on going down to 1 rep of each, but had to audible at 5 due to time.
Ladder sequence 2
KB Goblet Squat x 10, sprint across field, 10 LBC’s, sprint back, KB Goblet Squat x 9, sprint across field, 9 LBC’s, sprint back. Keep performing rotation until 5 reps of each exercise completed.
35 minutes in the books = smoked Pax, hand off to Big League Chew
Big League Chew on Q
Head over to the basketball court, line up and face BLC:
20 KB swings
Roman One-Legged Dead Lifts x 10R/x10L
Tricep Extension x 20
Run across court to grassy area for 50 LBC’s then continue running on sidewalk around school entrance and back to basketball court.
20 Goblet Squats
20 Hip to Shoulder Curls(x10 right/x10 left)
Run across court to grassy area for 20 flutters, then continue running on sidewalk around school entrance and back to basketball court.
20 KB lateral drags(x10 right/x10 left) this was a Pax pleaser.
20 Snatches (x10 right/x10 left)
Russian Twist x 20
Karaoke to 2nd goal and back
20 Presses (x10 right/x10 left)
KB Goblet Jacks x 10
Halo x 10 clockwise/x 10 counter clockwise
20 two-handed KB swings
Sprint across parking lot to playground for 20 pull ups/sprint back to basketball court
1 minute of swings and that’s a wrap.
Moleskin:
Great work out there today men. The 2.0’s especially put in some good work and hung in there through a tough workout. That was a great routine that kept the heart rate up continuously through a good mix of cardio and strength conditioning. Note to self to make sure to keep a good distance from Wolfman during workouts as he likes to let the flatulence flow freely at times. It was good having Horsehead and Boondock with of us from Outland. Yankee killed it as he usually does and led the Pax throughout and BLC was a beast as usual.
Announcements:
F3 Dads starting in June, stay tuned for details
Area51 pool party June 14 at Chadwyck pool-you should have received the evite.
Many opportunities for 3rd F so try and make one when possible.
This wasn’t mentioned, but a prayer request. We learned during the brew ruck on Saturday that a man was hit by a car and killed while participating in a GoRuck event in Syracuse, NY Saturday morning. He had three young children so please remember his wife and children that he leaves behind.
Thank for the strong send off by Horsehead
Thanks again for the opportunity to lead a great group of guys and young men
Gullah.
We plan to celebrate our first full year of fast twitch tomorrow.
Time for the Mile. Our celebration will start with a brief warmup followed by a timed mile – 4 laps around the track. Goal is simple: try to meet or beat your personal best time. We’ll have a timer out there for those who do not have watches. Of course you are welcome to be more creative. Here are a few ideas to get started. There will be a special prize for anyone who completes the Burpee Mile aka ‘Death by Burpees’:
We’ll also incorporate some other fond memories from the first year of Fast Twitch. Requests are welcome. Anyone up for a “Cowboy Run”?

30 strong forged a treaty between F3-Metro and F3-South for the common goals Fitness and Fellowship.
The Thang
Run to school for COP
SSH x 25
Squat x 20
Imperial Walker x 20
Mosey to ramp and stairs, Partner up
1) Bear crawl up first ramp, Lunge walk up second ramp to top of stairs
2) Strolling Derkins from top of stairs down
Flapjack: Rinse + Repeat x 3
Plank til all are done
Mosey to hill behind school for 11’s
1 Squat at bottom, 10 Burpees at top….
10 Squats at bottom, 1 Burpee at top
Grab some wall
People’s Chair: Regular 30 seconds, Left Leg high 15 sec., Reg 30 seconds, Right Leg high 15 sec, Regular 15 sec. Recover
Balls-to-Wall: Regular 15 seconds, Left arm high 15 sec. (not a typo), Reg 15 sec., Right arm high 15 sec., Reg 15 sec. Recover
Rinse + Repeat both exercises
Run to front of school, find Partner
1) Dips
2) Run lap around school. Flapjack
Mary at front of school
LBC x 40
Bicycle x 25
Heels to Heaven x 15
Run back to Carmel Park, with 5 Burpees at each speed hump
MOM at Park
Russian Twist x 15
Protractor
Moleskin
Another strong showing by the men around the edges of Metro and South. Way to kick off the week-
Kotters to Klinger coming off IR after shoulder surgery; great to have you back!
YHC was lapped on the 11’s Burpees by special guest Runstopper #flyingsquirrel, and passed by pretty much everybody on the school lap. Excellent effort by all. It’s an honor to serve!
Announcements
F3 Golf May 29 http://f3nation.com/2014/03/13/f3-golf-classic/
F3 Dad’s Camp August 16-18 Watch web site for details
Memorial Day Convergence; Great Triple Down opportunity. Boot Camp, 5K, Bonus Run with veterans. #ThisiswhywecallitMemorialDay
DMZ may be moved to convergence, watch twitter for updates.
That is all