The Venison Mile

The Venison Mile

17 men and some wildlife took to the track and the streets today for a reprise of some of Fast Twitch’s greatest hits. 

The Thang

Warm-up: 2 laps around track, easy pace

The Mile: 4 laps, aim for best time.

Semi-Gloss, 7:36
Blades of Glory, 7:03
Sprout, 6:45
Prohibition, 6:33
Boutique, 6:30
Hannibal, 6:17
Cheese Curd, 6:16
Cole Slaw, 6:15
Baracus, 6:14
Spackler, 6:13
Hops, 6:10
49er, 6:09
Purple Haze, 6:06
Rock Thrill, 6:04
Soul Glow, 5:56
Turkey Leg, 5:55
Slim Fast, 5:53
Bambi, 4:03*

*note: disqualified for encroachment

Mosey back to parking lot. Line up for Cowboy Run.  Similar to Indian Run but YHC stays out in front varying the pace, while rear runner comes up from beind to file in behind the leader and maintain pace.  Continue one mile to bottom of Coburn.

11’s on Coburn hill: squats at bottom, LBCs up top.

Catch-me if you can w/5 merkins:  up Coburn to Cary Ridge and to 51.

Moderate run to Davie Park; run to back of top lot; AYG back down to gate

Line up for indian run back to campus

Total mileage: 6.33

Moleskine

  • Great showing out there today with 17 for the first anniversary of Fast Twitch
  • Welcome FNGs to Fast Twitch – hope to see you back out again soon
  • No takers for a burpee mile or beer mile as suggested in the pre-blast, but we did end up with the Venison Mile.  Bambi wanted in on the action, joining our pack in the warm-up.  I think that was the fastest we’ve ever seen some of the PAX move. 
  • Congrats to Haze moving up another notch in seniority tomorrow.  Seems the age is catching up with him after the pleas to head back the short way after the 11s, apparently concerned he might not be able to make it back in time.
  • On behalf of Spackler, we’re all so proud of Semi-Gloss. 
  • Thanks to Hops for taking us out in COT

Announcements

  • On Saturday, Olympus and Rock converging at Day Zeroversary after Byron’s Kettlebell clinic

 

Wake up, it’s Monday

Twenty guys welcomed the week with a good old fashioned boot camp workout. The VSF was planted and off we went. Start with a little baby jog around the parking lot. Stop for some penalty burpees for Robinhood being late. Throw in some high knees, butt kicks, backwards run and karaoke.

COP:

  • SSH x 21
  • IW x 21
  • Mountain Climbers x 21
  • Plank walk left/right
  • LBC’s x 22

Jog down to the baseball bleachers.

Circuit

  • Pull ups x 15
  • CDD x 15
  • LBC x 20
  • 3 sets of each

Partner up for leg circuit:

P1 – perform called exercise

P2 – run 1 lap around bases

  • Round 1:  Side step ups R
  • Round 2:  Side step ups L
  • Round 3:  Butt raises R (lay down and 1 foot on beach and other foot in air, raise and lower hips/rear)
  • Round 4:  Butt raises L
  • Plank-o-rama/Squats/Deck squats while waiting for pax to finish

Upper body circuit on bleachers:

  • Round 1:  derkins/dips/incline merkins x 15 each
  • Round 2:  derkins/dips/incline merkins x 10 each
  • Round 3:  derkins/dips/incline merkins x 5 each

Mosey up to the concessions for people’s chair. Mix in some wall planks and wall mountain climbers.

Head over to the parking lot.

Triple Nickel:

  • Run across parking lot
  • 5 jump squats
  • Run back
  • 5 hand release merkins
  • Do this 5 times

3 MOM:

  • Flutters x 20
  • Dolliy x 20
  • 1 legged flutters x 15 R/L

COT

Moleskin:

  • I think it’s May. You wouldn’t know it’s almost summer by the 50 degree temperature this morning. In a couple months, we’ll be begging for cooler weather.
  • YHC is not a BC usual, so I wasn’t sure how many guys to expect this morning. It was great to see 20 guys out there working hard. It was awesome to see 3 new guys today too. Hope I didn’t scare you away with the wall planks.
  • The mumble chatter and BS calls ramped up during the plank walks and wall planks.
  • Gummy, Spinner, Hopper, Simba were all flying on the runs.
  • Sound off in the comments if you have any other amusing things to share.

Announcements:

  • Check the website for 3rd F workouts.
  • Peak 51 is a new moderate intensity workout held on Thursdays at Matthews Elementary School.
  • F3 golf – sign up! You’re running out of time if you haven’t signed up yet.
  • Young Life mud run to be held September 20. See Robinhood for details.
  • F3 Dads – Will begin 6/14 and run each Saturday the whole summer. Contact Header for more info or if you’re interested in helping out.

#F3Swift Preblast – Wings Downward

Swift will launch at 0530 on Tuesday from the Vine Restaurant at the Ballantyne AO.  Come early at 0515 for an extra mile of warm-up and light running / stretching drills.

This week we’ll be building on the first Swift workout a.k.a. the “Eric Liddel”.  That workout was composed of 200m and 400m around the “Bull Ring”.  We will use that as a base this week in a progression that looks a lot like an Eagle’s wings in the flapping downbeat.  

REGRETful Workout

13 strong pax started Saturday off right with a downPAINment at Stonehenge.  Amongst our brethren were 1 FNG.  There was lots of variety in this workout but YHC kept going back to exercises he hates for some reason.  Any way, a great way to start the day.

The Thang
Jog to adjacent lot for COP

– LBC x 50
– SSH x 40

Run a lap around Ledge Lake an proceed to Fitness Trail.
Partner up
P1: Run a lap around Ledge lake
P2: Pull ups
Continue until 100 pull ups total completed

Run across road to big parking lot.
Split into two teams
Rolling Merkin relay between parking lot “islands” (@ 25 yards)
RM out and bear crawl back
Remainder of team does squats while waiting
Winning Team: Lap around parking lot
Losing Team: Burpees until Team 1 finishes

Kamikaze Suicides
Team 1: Suicides out/back to each of 5 lines
Team2: Dive Bomb Merkins
Flapjack

Run to Bull Field for Mary
– LBC x 25, hold it 10 secs
– Rosalita x 15
– Dolly x 15

Partner up, for Dips
P1: Sit up position
P2: 10 Dips (hands on P1 knees)
Flapjack
Rinse and Repeat x 5

Run to Lake Hill
2 Merkins, backwards run up hill, 4 squats, run down
6 Merkins, backwards run up hill, 8 squats, run down
10 Merkins, backwards run up hill, 12 squats, run down
14 Merkins

Run up stairs to parking lot, lunge walk 25 yards
Run through sprinklers (several pax took a drier route…weak!)
People’s Chair x 2:00

Run back to launch point

COT

Moleskin:
– Solid workout with no breaks, 10 counts or anything. We literally never stopped!
– YHC has a sincere dislike for pull ups, rolling merkins and backward hill repeats. Hence the “regret”. All that was missing were hairburners…Hmmmmmmm.
– Welcome to FNG Kevin (F3: Duval). Hope you enjoyed the workout and come back soon.

Announcements:
– F3 Dads cranks up in June at Francis Beatty Park. Great time to bring 2.0s out to see F3. Daughters and sons are encouraged to attend. Look for more details in COT and the weekly email.
– F3 South School’s Out Party on Saturday June 14 at Candlewyck Pool And Clubhouse. Plan to bring the family out.

Kettlebell Clinic Session #1 Recap and Schedule Update

35 men and many more kettlebells attended our KB clinic at The Rock on 5/17 at 0600.

Here is a recap of the drills, but first a quick update that we will NOT meet this Saturday due to a big response that many of you will be out of town for Memorial Day weekend.  We will push Sessions #2 and #3 to the following two weeks.

Session Focus – Swings and Get-ups.  Each teaching point below were followed by 10 swings by the Pax to nail down the point.

* 10 swings to assess current technique.
* Go Heels! – at this point, weight should be focused on the heel of the foot to properly activate the posterior chain. Stance is similar to a good squat stance.
* Perform 10 KB deadlifts to emphasize that the range of motion for a squat or traditional deadlift is significantly more than the swing.  Still focus on the heels and don’t engage the shoulders.
* Romanian deadlift – 10 reps to make sure we can feel our hamstrings.  They are part of the driving mechanism for a good swing.
* Posture – (carry over point from the RDL)…”A long spine is a strong spine”.  Once the spine flexes, the hamstring disengages.
* “Hips drive…arms guide” – enough said.
* Size does matter – If a bell is not heavy enough for ballistic movments, a myriad of problems can occur, so we upsized for 10 swings.
* Swing is a lower body driven movement – relax your arms!
* Towel swings – thanks to Tiger Rag for his rags.  We looped a towel around the handle so that the arms were eliminated from creating the force.
* Slingshot analogy – shins = “Y” of a slingshot, hamstrings = bands coming off the “Y”; butt = piece of leather that holds the stone.  Load your hamstrings and fire your glutes!
* Russian vs. American swings – how high is the bell going…Russian stays chest to head; American goes overhead.  Focus for today was the Russian style, so we explored with waist, chest, and head height swings.
* Single -arm – same set-up just harder on grip and core.
* Alternating single-arm – rotate the bell 90 degrees and put your palms together at the point of zero gravity (top of the swing) to transfer the bell to the other hand.

There were a couple of other teaching points, but we ran out of time to explore.  Next session, will start with a recap of this info and we will add those points in for just a few minutes.

For the last 15 minutes, we moseyed to the grassy knoll for Turkish Get-up 101.

* Lay down with a bell by your shoulder.
* Roll over to insert your hand into the handle (brief description on grip followed).  Press the bell with your bones from shoulder to hand stacked perpendicular to the ground.  The arm stays perpendicular to the ground throughout the rest of the movement.
* Bend the leg on the same side as the bell and stabilize with your non-pressing arm.
* Roll onto the non-pressing elbow, then pop to your hand.  Now you are sitting with the bell overhead, and your hand and opposite heel down.  Other leg is straight.* Now you have to “James Brown” it…take it to the bridge! Use the hand and heel to bridge your hips off the ground and “clear” the other leg back to the hand on the ground.
* Bend that knee and put it on the ground. Now you are in a lunge position with the bell still perpendicular to the ground.  Clean-up your lunge position and drive off the front leg to a standing position.  That’s half of one rep!
* Put everything in reverse and return to the lying position on the ground (I’m tired of typing, so if you can’t figure it out, don’t miss next time or Youtube it)
* We did 3 reps on each side, and emphasized each step.

Resources:  As I mentioned, there are many kettlebell coaches much smarter than me that I highly recommend you check out if you really want to master this amazing implement.  Here are the guys I mentioned – Pavel Tsatsouline, Geoff Neupert, Steve Cotter, Jeff Martone, and Steve Maxwell.

Next session – Swing quick review, how to transition the bell to the rack position, explore with cleans and snatches, more Turkish Get-up time!

Thank you everyone for your attendance and feedback!  Please comment below if you have other questions or you can email me directly – jasonrhymer@gmail.com

*No class next week due to Memorial Day celebrations – instead you should find a veteran, hug them, thank them, then show them how to swing a bell if you want.

I’m not sure this is even possible…

Posted for the Madame while he awaits full rights…

7 men escaped the fartsack to swing a little iron in the cold, foggy gloom. Here’s what we did…..

The Thang:

COP:

SSH X 25

IW X 20

Arm Circles

Merkin X 10, raise right leg merkin X 5, raise left leg Merkin X 5

Mosey over to mid field, close side

Circle up:

KB Ladder – 1 Burpee, 2 Goblet Squats, 3 two handed swings

Each set, add 1 to the burpee, 2 to the goblet squats, 3 to the two handed swings. 10 Sets

Plank when finished.

Drag KB to mid field in a moving plank, one hand at a time.

At Mid field:

Backward lunge (swing KB under front leg)- 20 total (10 each leg), Bear Crawl to far side line, 5 burpees, reverse bear crawl back

Plank Rows – 10 each arm, Sprint to far side of field, 5 burpees and sprint back

Figure 8 Twist (Twist opposite of leg) – Crabwalk to far side of the field, 5 burpees, reverse crab walk back

One arm KB Press on Back

Mosey over to the wall, running backwards up the hill carrying KB

Wall Work

People’s Chair with upright rows

Balls to the Wall with KB Lifts X 5 each arm (Crowd pleaser – No one thought this was possible)

6MOM – PAX Choice

Flutter Press X 20 – Lougie

Dollies press X 20 – Teddy

Dying Cockroach X 20 – Soft Pretzel

Russian Twist X 20 – Bratwurst

Quick feet – 30 seconds

COT

Moleskin:

It was a cool 46 degrees in the Gloom, which is perfect for swinging iron and doing burpees.

The goal this morning was to keep moving. We started with a KB ladder that I borrowed from one of Mighty Mite’s (I think) workouts this past winter. The ladder took a little longer than expected and was painful.

When we got to the wall work, I wanted to try something a little different. When I told the PAX “I’m not sure this is going to work…. But we’re going to try Balls to the Wall with a KB lift” there were a lot of moans and groans from the Men. The move is basically a one handed hand stand against the wall while pulling the KB up with your other hand. We all gave it a try and I think everyone was able to complete the move.

Great work today guys.

Announcements:

Still accepting registrations for F3 Golf.

F3 Olymipics and Pool Party are on June 14th

F3 Dads starting up on Saturdays this June at Francis Beaty Park.

Ulitmate suicide- kick in the teeth

Shovel Flag was planted and Lobster Roll took on his first Joust Q coming off a late night return from Miami.

Lap around the Track

Middle of Football Field for:

Squat x 20

SSH x 20

IW x 20

Ultimate Suicide:

Head to the goal line….

Run to the opposite goal line and perform

10 burpees

20 merkins

30 squats

Return to starting goal line

Run to opposite 10 yard line and perform

10 burpees

20 merkins

30 squats

Return to starting goal line

Run to opposite 20 yard line and perform

10 burpees

20 merkins

30 squats

The Pax performed this sequence for the entire 100 yards.  In total, 100 burpees, 200 merkins & 300 Squats.

Plank while the Pax finished

Run up grandmother mountain to the school building (famous blue door)

People’s Chair – 1min

Jog to play ground – 10x pull-ups

Repeat 3 times

LBCs for the final 2mins

Since the PAX made no comments or voice activity for the entire 45mins, I assume the PAX enjoyed the workout…..Nice work fellas!!!

 

 

Parker Peters and a few other exercises

With a nice cool morning in the middle of May the PAX gathered around the VSF ready to get the week started off right.  With the clock indicating 0530 hours YHC led the PAX on a warm up jog over to the parking lot by the soccer fields.  Extended the run to allow the last couple late arrivals to join the crew.  Quick rehash of the disclaimer as we circled up for COP:

  • SSH x 25 (IC)
  • IW x 25 (IC)
  • Squats x 25 (IC)
  • Merkins x 15 (IC), hold it in plank
  • MC x 20 (IC), hold it in plank
  • Parker Peters x 20 (IC) (Alf’s pick)

Mosey over to soccer fields for a slightly modified version of 4 Corners:

  • Rd 1 – Karaoke to midfield light pole, 5 Merkins, Backwards Run across field to other light pole, 10 Merkins, Karaoke to end line light pole, 15 Merkins, Forward Run across field to final light pole, 20 Merkins.  Plank it up and wait for PAX to finish.
  • Rd 2 – Forward Run to midfield light pole, 5 Squats, Bear Crawl across field, 10 Squats, Backwards Run to end line, 15 Squats, Bear Crawl back to start, 20 Squats, Plank it up and wait for PAX to finish.

Head over to the rock pile and select a rock (Size does matter as we will be moving with rock):

  • Rock curls x 5, Run to midfield w/ rock, Rock Curls x 10, drop rock and run to other side of soccer goal and back, Rock Curls x 15, return to starting point w/ rock.
  • Rinse & repeat x 3 w/ Push Presses w/ rock, Goblet Squats, and Triceps Extensions

Return rocks to rock pile and jog back to the playground for a little circuit work:

  • Rd 1 – 10 Pull-ups, 20 Dips, 20 Incline Merkins
  • Rd 2 – 10 Pull-ups, 20 Dips, 20 Decline Merkins
  • Rd 3 – 10 Pull-ups, 20 Dips, 20 Knee-ups

Time for People’s Chair and 6 MOM:

  • PC x 60 secs (w/ arms straight out, 40 air presses)
  • Lunge walk to the side walk
  • Dolly x 20 (IC), hold’em
  • Flutter x 20 (IC), hold’em
  • LBC x 20 (IC)
  • CCV x 20R (IC)
  • CCV x 20L (IC)

Back to launch point for COT

Moleskin:

  • First time back to The Matrix in a while for YHC.  Strong group of guys that put forth good effort this morning.
  • Communicating with Alf before the work-out last week and he had mentioned that the only time he did Peter Parkers/Parker Peters was when YHC or my brother, Chelms, was the Q.  Had to make sure to include at least one set in COP this morning.
  • Lobster Roll makes the bear crawl look easy.  On last set he took off on forward run across field and then realized we were bear crawling.  No worries, he returned to starting point and proceeded to blow by everyone again.
  • Cole Slaw, Alf, Lobster Roll, and Turkey Leg all killed it when we were completing the series with the rocks.

Announcements:

  • 2nd annual Area 51 Pool Party to be held Saturday, 6/14, at Candlewyck Pool.  See weekly e-mail for additional details.
  • 1 year anniversary work-out for Fast Twitch this Tuesday, 5/20, at South Charlotte Middle School.  Launch time is 5:15.
  • F3 Dads is on again this summer.  Starts Saturday, 6/14, and will be held at Francis Beatty Park on Weddington Road.  Bring your 2.0s, boys and girls, for some exercise and fun activities.  Header is once again organizing the schedule and looking for PAX members to help lead the activities each Saturday.
  • Kettle Bell clinics will be held each of the next 2 Saturdays, 5/24 & 5/31, from 6:00-6:45 a.m. at Calvary Church (site of The Rock).  Byron, a Metro PAX and Personal Trainer, is leading clinic where PAX can learn proper form for various Kettle Bell exercises.

 

 

Skunk Works 2 Year Anniversary Pre-Blast

We will celebrate two years of the skunk on Tuesday (5/20). There will be lots of toys and contraptions as we commemorate the last two years of beatdowns. Show up with a kettlebell and be ready to get after it. Young Love is on schedule to coordinate the festivities.

Climbing Ladders At Olympus

7 Pax, most of whom had just completed Byron’s KB 101 session, showed up at Olympus for an additional hour of Kettle Bell enjoyment. Here’s what went down.

Gullah on Q

COP:

SSH x 20, Two-Handed KB swings x 10 IC, Sumo Squats x 10 IC, KB Push Press x 10 each arm

Line up at track field:

Ladder sequence 1

KB clean & press x 10 each arm, sprint across field, 10 burpees, sprint back, KB clean & press x 9 each arm, sprint across field, 9 burpees. Keep performing rotation until 5 reps of each exercise  completed. YHC had planned on going down to 1 rep of each, but had to audible at 5 due to time.

Ladder sequence 2

KB Goblet Squat x 10, sprint across field, 10 LBC’s, sprint back, KB Goblet Squat x 9, sprint across field, 9 LBC’s, sprint back. Keep performing rotation until 5 reps of each exercise completed.

35 minutes in the books  = smoked Pax, hand off to Big League Chew

Big League Chew on Q

Head over to the basketball court, line up and face BLC:

20 KB swings

Roman One-Legged Dead Lifts x 10R/x10L

Tricep Extension x 20

Run across court to grassy area for 50 LBC’s then continue running on sidewalk around school entrance and back to basketball court.

20 Goblet Squats

20 Hip to Shoulder Curls(x10 right/x10 left)

Run across court to grassy area for 20 flutters, then continue running on sidewalk around school entrance and back to basketball court.

20 KB lateral drags(x10 right/x10 left) this was a Pax pleaser.

20 Snatches (x10 right/x10 left)

Russian Twist x 20

Karaoke to 2nd goal and back

20 Presses (x10 right/x10 left)

KB Goblet Jacks x 10

Halo x 10 clockwise/x 10 counter clockwise

20 two-handed KB swings

Sprint across parking lot to playground for 20 pull ups/sprint back to basketball court

1 minute of swings and that’s a wrap.

Moleskin:

Great work out there today men. The 2.0’s especially put in some good work and hung in there through a tough workout.  That was a great routine that kept the heart rate up continuously through a good mix of cardio and strength conditioning.   Note to self to make sure to keep a good distance from Wolfman during workouts as he likes to let the flatulence flow freely at times. It was good having Horsehead and Boondock with of us from Outland. Yankee killed it as he usually does and led the Pax throughout and BLC was a beast as usual.

Announcements:

F3 Dads starting in June, stay tuned for details

Area51 pool party June 14 at Chadwyck pool-you should have received the evite.

Many opportunities for 3rd F so try and make one when possible.

This wasn’t mentioned, but a prayer request. We learned during the brew ruck on Saturday that a man was hit by a car and killed while participating in a GoRuck event in Syracuse, NY Saturday morning. He had three young children so please remember his wife and children that he leaves behind.

Thank for the strong send off by Horsehead

Thanks again for the opportunity to lead a great group of guys and young men

Gullah.