Author Archive Purple Haze

Meat N Taters

The site Qs recited the Disclaimer as 11 men gathered at Stonecrest for another episode of #F3RebelYell. We stayed close. The plan was simple.

The Thang

Little baby jog around the side parking lot. Settle in under the lights for COP.

  • SSHs – 30 IC
  • Merkin Superset – 10 narrow, 10 regular, 10 wide-armed OYO
  • IWs – 30 IC
  • Merkin Superset
  • Slow Squats – 30 IC
  • Merkin Superset
  • LBCs – 30 IC

Mosey about 20 yards to the hill. Line up at the bottom.

  • AYG sprint to top, mosey back down x 10
  • 20 Jump Squats
  • AYG sprint to the top, mosey back down x 10
  • 40 Bear Squats
  • AYG sprint to the top, mosey back down x 10
  • 40 Monkey Humpers

Mosey about 20 yards in the parking lot. Form two teams of 5 (Splinter had left for breakfast meeting, leaving us with 10) for relay races. Everyone plank behind the line. First guys sprint to arrows and back. Whole teams slides over in the plank. Next guy takes off from line when his teammate crosses.

  • Race 1 – Team A won so they did 5 burpees. Team B lost so we did 10 burpees.
  • Race 2 – Tie. Everyone(?) did 10 burpees.

Mosey back to the cars for Mary.

  • Butt Raises – 20 IC
  • Flutter Kicks – 30 IC
  • Rosalita – 30 IC
  • Groiners – 10 OYO

Done. COT.

Moleskin

4 guys showed up for pre-KB session. There were only two KBs…and an extra dumbbell from Spackler’s car that his M uses for jazzercise. It was sad really. But we made do. And still got huge.

This was a simple workout. Straight forward. Zero creativity. Just Meat N Taters. But what it lacked in complexity, it made up for in suck. The merkin superset is a Q favorite and YHC threw it in because the rest of the workout was all legs. It was hard, especially the 3rd round of it. Then came the hill. Just AYG to the top with a mosey back down. Times 10. Times 3. High on the leg burn. Scarce on the O2. Mixed in some quad combustion in between the sets with jump squats, bear squats (which look harmless in demonstration but burn big time about 15-20 reps in) and monkey humpers (sorry Splinter, you requested them but had to leave before YHC got to them on the Weinke).

The relay races were fun. Team A smoked Team B on the first one. Then we dug deep and with Philmont’s good ole rubbin’ is racing technique along the way and his big push at the end, race #2 ended in a tie. The call was for each team to do 10 burpees. But some took the tie as a reason to do nothing.

Great sendoff by Spackler.

Announcements

  • Mud Run slots
  • BRR alternates

 

 

Out of Control

18 Pax launched at 0700 for yet another #F3DayZero soul crushing. Here’s what we did:

The Thang

Purple Haze Q

Mosey to the rock pile and each man grab two manageable rocks. Onto the field for COP:

  • SSHs with rocks – 20 IC
  • Shoulder presses – 20 IC
  • Merkins on your rocks – 20 IC
  • IWs – 20 IC
  • Mountain climbers on your rocks – 20 IC

Return your rocks and mosey up to school yard by the parking lot. Break in to four groups for some rotating pain stations.

  • Wall walkers between windows
  • Donkey kicks – 20
  • Supine pull-ups on rails – 20
  • Backward bear crawl up hill at playground

Most did 4 rotations.

Run to the front of the school for some bench work:

  • Decline merkins, dips and incline merkins – 20x20x20
  • Plank work
  • Decline merkins, dips and incline merkins – 15x15x15
  • Plank work
  • Decline merkins, dips and incline merkins – 10x10x10
  • Plank work
  • Peter parkers – 10 IC
  • Mission impossible peter parkers – 10 IC

Mosey to back of school and hand off the Qship.

Good Hands Q

Indian run around the track. Stop at the basketball court for some exercises:

  • 10 squats, 10 lunges each leg, 30 calf raises (pointed straight)
  • 10 squats, 10 lunges each leg, 30 calf raises (pointed in)
  • 10 squats, 10 lunges each leg, 30 calf raises (pointed out)

Mosey to hill for 11s:

  • Jump squats at the bottom, backward lunges at the top

Over to the school for people’s chair, with arm’s out, for a long time

Mosey down to the field. Partner up.

  • Partner A runs 100 yards, Partner B does 10 burpees. Winner does chair plank. Loser does 10 burpees. Flapjack
  • Partner A runs 100 yards, Partner B does 20 merkins. Winner does chair plank. Loser does 20 merkins, Flapjack

Run back to the front of the school. Find some bench with your partner. Partner A does 15 jump ups, Partner B does called exercise. Then flapjack. Called exercises:

  • LBCs
  • Flutters

Mosey back to the parking lot for Mary.

  • Heels to heaven – 20 IC
  • Dolly – 20 IC

COT. Great send-off by LD.

Moleskin

As you can see from the list of Pax above, this is a group that probably should not be allowed to attend the same workout. At the very least, they should be separated during COP. What started as whining over using rocks during SSHs turned into a lot of banter. Instructions were clear on how to pick the rocks. However, some let peer pressure get to them and they picked up rocks way too big handle during SSHs.

Seriously though, a very good group of guys out there this morning. Pretty sure they got their money’s worth with a shoulder scorcher and leg burner.

Thanks Good Hands for Qing…and for using those extra minutes I left you with.  Probably wouldn’t have had them had everyone done all 4 circuits in the rotation.

Announcements

All the same.

 

Downpainment…Please. Really?…Please??

(Posted on behalf of Mermaid)

15 of the Queen City’s finest exited the fartsack for a good old beatdown with the shovel-flag waving in the wind.  Several did pre-work.  Feel free to sound-off below.

The Thang:

Mermaid Q:

Mosey length of field for COP at far end.

SSH x30 (cad)

Mountain Climbers X30 (cad)

Squat x20 (cad)

Burpee x10 (OYO)-Double press/Double jump (Double Double)

Merkin x15 (cad)

Mosey back across field to rails near playground.

10 Double Double Burpees OYO

Rail walks/Bear Crawls x5

-2 groups: one at top, one at bottom.  Top group rail walk to bottom; bottom group bear crawl up underneath rail walkers.  Flapjack.  5 reps.  Jump squats if/when waiting.

Plank to wait for Pax.  Plank-o-rama: RAH, RLH, LAH, LLH, 6 inches, 2 ten counts, 5 merkin

Short mosey to front of building

3 exercise bench sets x3

-Step-up x15 (both feet on bench x15)

-Dip x15

-Derkin x15

Repeato

Plank-o-rama: RLO, LAO, swap,  6 inches, 2 ten counts, 5 merkin

Short mosey to field.  Partner up.  Line up.

Partner runs between soccer goals

Start with burpee x6

Run to far soccer goal

Partner merkin x6

Run back to start

Repeato x3

50 LBC OY

Cane Q:

Head to rock pile

Everyone grab a nice sized rock

Circle up.  Drop rock and move one place to right

Overhead press x20 (all cad)

Put rock down and move one place to your right

Curls x20

Put rock down and move one place to your right

Low slow squats x20

Put rock down and move one place to your right

Rock deadlifts x20

Put rock down and move one place to your right

Rock LBCs x20

Put rock down and move one place to your right

Overhead press x20

Grinder

Count off in 3s

1 and 3 deposit rocks

1 stays at near end of field: Merkins

2 holds onto rock – run when 3 gets to end

3 run to far end of field and start squats

Rotate through with each group doing

2x the following:

Merkin

Mountain Climbers

LBC

Carolina DD

Flutter

Deposit remaining rocks

Line up for group sprints

1s go first

2s go when 1s reach end

3s go when 2s reach end

1s return

2s return with 1s reach end

Mosey to start parking lot for Mary.  Q started with Rosalita.  Pax called subsequent exercises: Turkish Get-ups, Reverse LBC, Bicycles, etc.

Moleskin

Good weather and good group of men this morning.  YHC (Mermaid) made the early mistake of calling an exercise in COP followed by saying please.  Pax heckled very well.  Problem is, YHC repeated this mistake several times.  It was strongly discouraged by most or all Pax.  Mumble chatter about the rail walk set.  Apparently not a crowd favorite.  Front half was merkin-heavy and heard a little more chatter about the quantity of merkin.   2nd half  tokens were appreciated by all.  Grinder was pure pain and a solid call by Cane. Sprints kept the heart rate up.  5 minutes of Mary to close us out.  2.5 miles total run.  YHC took us out in BOM.  Solid work by all Pax this AM.  T-claps to our FNG, Wrinkle.  Hung in there very well.   Hope to see you again soon in the gloom.  Tell all your friends about f3.  A pleasure to lead this fine group today with Cane.  Great work out there with the 2nd half Q brother.

See website or weekly email for announcements

Cujo

11 men gathered in the parking lot of South Charlotte Middle School awaiting the 0515 start of #F3FastTwitch. Soul Glow came screeching in and jumped out of his car just as we took off, giving us an even dozen to accomplish the work that lay ahead.  Here’s where we went and what we did this morning:

The Thang

0515 Exact Launch. No COP…so no SSHs, no IWs, nothing…just a warmup run from the school down Woodfox Drive, left onto Rounding Run Road then left onto Rising Meadow Road. We stopped at the bottom of the hill on Rising Meadow where instructions were given.

  • Jacob’s Ladder up the hill from light post to light post…7 times up with increasing number of burpees (1-7) at the top. Plank-o-rama when finished.

From Rising Meadow, we took a left back onto Rounding Run, stopping at Raintree Lane to gather the Pax.  We went left onto Raintree Lane and then turned right onto Smokerise Hill Drive. We stopped at the bottom of the Smokerise Hill.

  • Jacob’s Ladder #2 up the hill from light post to light post…7 times up with increasing number of jump squats (1-7) at the top. Plank-o-rama when finished.

After that, we did a recovery run back out and turned right onto Raintree Lane. We took our next right onto Willow Point Drive, stopping at the first street sign.  Willow Point is flat.

  • AYG sprints, stopping at each street sign for 15 merkins.  There were 3 street signs. Plank-o-rama (with some Mission Impossible) at the dead end.

This left us right behind the Arbo Walmart.  We moseyed through the concrete barriers that prevent car access and lined up single file for a 1 mile Indian run along 51 back to base.  Nice pace set by the group with AYG sprints from the back to the front. Break form at Strawberry Lane for the run back into the parking lot. 0600 Exact End.

Moleskin

YHC had a lot planned for this morning and was a little concerned about timing.  But a strong group of men pushed it hard and we packed it all into our 45 minutes.  Two goals: 1) interval training to vary our heart rates. Check; 2) >4 miles…we did 4.2. Check.

Our first stop was Rising Meadow.  Yep, that pretty much tells you all you need to know.

Our next stop was Smokerise Hill.  Also, appropriately named and aptly descriptive.  Some confusion after this morning though…is it Smoke-rise? or Smoker-ise?  Some extra motivation on the hill work on Smokerise…Cujo!  Well maybe not Cujo…but a pretty big, fluffy white dog did bark at us while pacing through his yard the whole time.

After we regained our focus and avoided ordering sausage McGriddles in the drive thru, the Indian run on the winding sidewalk along 51 was well executed.  Everyone pushed themselves hard on the sprints to the front.

It was like getting the band back together this morning, with Mall Cop, Wolfman, Strange Brew and Baracus rejoining our ranks.  Missing was one Hops, who HC’d to #F3FastTwitch in the comments to last week’s BB…seemingly our skills are lacking, as he chose #F3SIB instead.  Also missing, Chelms and Leroy…apparently they just show up whenever they want to.

T-claps to Gummy for his post-KB work.  Saw the clipboard tomatoes checking him out as he did his swings.

Announcements

Enough hemming and hawing, just contact Baracus ASAP…be an A51 VIP & HC to BRR.

THE Challenge

New faces, different tunes…but unfortunately for the 11 Pax that found the courage to show, the Day Zero Challenge remained the same…hard exercises with high reps, alternating between upper body, lower body and core, and a 1/3 mile run in between each one. You vs You.

The Thang

See the picture for the list of exercises.

Moleskin

Radar gave the countdown to 0700 and at the top of the hour the Pax launched into the 100 burpees.  About 2 minutes in, he uttered encouragement to the Pax…”100 burpees…such a defeating way to start.”  Yep…and the rest of the list offers no consolation…it just keeps on bringing the pain.

Strong effort by all the men this morning…including several guys new to the Challenge.  Come back in a couple of months and see how you’ve progressed.

Congratulations all around at the end.  Ball of man with a great takeout prayer by Long Distance.

Announcements

  • Still slots available for the 3/14 GRC.
  • Contact Baracus and HC for BRR.
  • Join Cheese Curd in doing all 3 Spartan races in 2014.

Yo, You Guys a Pro Soccer Team?

10 men, including 1 FNG, gathered at McAlpine Elementary School this morning for another #F3DayZero style spirit crushing workout.  Here’s this morning’s rendition:

The Thang

Spackler Q

Mosey to the rock pile for a coupon and circle up on the field for COP:

  • SSHs – 20 IC
  • IWs – 20 IC
  • Slow Squats – 20 IC

Partner up for a merkin fest.  Partner A does merkins while Partner B does squats with the rock. Flapjack throughout.  Start with 20 merkins, then 19, then 18…you get the picture…all the way down to 1. That’s 210 merkins.

Mosey with the rock to the playground for some pain stations.

  • Round 1 – 10 incline merkins, 20 curls & press with the rock, 30 dips
  • Round 2 – Do it again
  • Round 3 – 10 decline merkins, 20 CDDs, 30 tricep extensions with rock behind head
  • Round 4 – Do it again
  • Round 5 – Do it again

Purple Haze Q

Return the rocks to the pile and mosey to the front of the school.  Find some bench for:

  • One-legged slow negative squats – 6x left leg, 6x right leg
  • One-legged partial squats on bench – 40x left leg, 40x right leg
  • Split squats – 10x left leg, 10x right leg
  • Step-ups on bench – 20x left leg, 20x right leg

Run a lap around the front parking lot. Line up for 20 yard duck walk. Run to the end of parking lot. 20 yard duck walk. Run to the other end of parking lot. Finish lap with 20 yard duck walk.

Next, perform called exercise then take a lap. Exercises:

  • Forward/backward jumps – 20x
  • Bear squats – 40x
  • Monkey humpers – 40x

Line up along the curb.  With your feet on the curb, 20 butt raises. Flapjack with your elbows on the curb, 20 butt raises.

Mosey to the side of the school for people’s chair. Hold for 20 shoulder raises. Recover. Back in the chair for right leg up, left leg up and tip toes.

Mountain climbers on the wall – 15 IC

Circle up for Mary:

  • Dollies – 20 IC
  • Freddy Mercury – 20 IC (5 slow, 5 fast, 5 slow, 5 fast)
  • Mission Impossible Peter Parkers – 10 IC

COT

Moleskin

5 men met at 0530 for 6 mile ruck. Radar, Busch, Rock Thrill, Young Love & YHC. Young Love had to bolt following the ruck. 4 of stayed for the workout.

2 men met at 0615 for a 3 mile run.  Stagecoach & Semi-Gloss.

4 men fartsacked the pre-workout options and showed up at 0700.

Respect to Pops Gough (68) for battling through the workout with us. He is #OldManStrong and held his own…mainly from the motivational talks he gave himself throughout…called himself a lot of names out there that shall not be repeated here.  You want to see what Spack will look like in a few years?…take a look at Pops.  Friends call him Putt Putt.  We are his friends now…so we call him that too.

Tough workout today.  RT made his tougher by doing 20 merkins each time instead of working down from 20 to 1.  #BarrelChest He kept wondering why Busch was finishing so fast…but Busch is beast…so it was understandable.

Lot of #mumblechatter at the call for 40 one-legged partial squats off the bench. It burned. Goal achieved.

We got to the side of the school for people’s chair and an unprecedented Q-Jack took place.  Exercise calls and cadence counts were overshadowed by a passer-by walking his Rottweiler, asking us if we were a pro soccer team. Nope. Semi-pro team? Nope. Soccer team at all?  Again nope. This conversation went for a while and the Pax were distracted. Circle up for Mary…again questions from the man with the big dog.  You guys drop this little kids sweatshirt? Nope. Q-Jack over. And save the chastising of the Q from Radar, order was restored.

Thanks for taking us out with a powerful prayer Busch.

Announcements

GRC and BRR sign-ups.  Don’t think. Don’t ask. Just do it.

Mud Run time trials at #F3Outland next Saturday (2/15) 0700.

Rise Up. Hold Fast.

After having spent the last 5 weeks of #F3TheStand understanding The Masculine Mandate, this week we dove into Living our Mandate.  First stop: Marriage.  Actually the first few stops will be on marriage…today the focus of the 8 Pax in attendance was on God’s design for marriage.

The Thang and The Moleskin

Designed Incomplete

Throughout creation, God was pleased with what He saw, declaring 7 times that it was either “good” or “very good”.  But in Genesis 2:18, He declares “It is NOT good that man should be alone.”  And after Adam named all the animals, Genesis 2:20 states “But for Adam there was not found a helper fit for him.”  Men are made not to stand in isolation but in need of companionship. In steps Eve.

  • Champagne highlighted a point that we sometimes miss…that God saw something in His creation that was not good…not a failure, just incomplete…so He fixed it.
  • Snowflake and Escargot, who both didn’t get married until in their mid-30s, offered some good insights to the guys about the positive changes in their respective lives since marriage.
  • Biblical authority is all we need but… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0

The Wonder and The Challenge

Woman was created as a suitable helper for man and for essential oneness with man.  But with this wonder comes a challenge.  Women are different…and we don’t understand them.  And thus, marriage relationships are not only compelling and interesting but also are demanding.  Love is not meant to be easy, which is why marriages need agape love.  Not a love that is self-focused or circumstantial but a love that gives.

  • Rock Thrill and Udder both spoke of the commitment and the work needed in marriage.
  • Wing_Man added that if marriage was easy, it would not be valuable.
  • As a group, we discussed the complacency of men in marriages…the abdication of leadership. Hops noted that after the Fall, in Genesis 3:16, God noted that the woman’s desire would be to rule over her husband.
  • Men, time to rise up in masculine virtue and strength based on agape love.

How to Love

To look into agape love, we delved into Ephesians 5.  To demonstrate this kind of love to our wives, we are told in verse 25 to “love as Christ loved the church”.  This is a sacrificial, selective and elective love to lead in a way that promotes our wives spiritual growth and sanctification.  In verse 28, we are told to “love as we love our own bodies”.  This means “holding fast” and caring for our wives.

  • The standard is set forth.  Give ourselves to and for her.
  • This doesn’t mean giving in to all her desires but it means loving and leading in a manner such that her desires become aligned with His desires.

 

DISCLAIMER: YHC is currently separated.  The many reasons may seem complex.  But the underlying truth is simple: YHC became complacent and acquiesced on wrong turns…did not love and lead for her sanctification.  For YHC, this chapter was a complete #smokefest.

Rise Up. Hold Fast.

 

 

The Stand: Man as Shepherd-Lord

 

8 men (most fresh off Jamboree’s #F3Centurion soul-crushing but a few guilty fartsackers) gathered in the Carmel/51 Panera for the weekly rendition of #F3TheStand.  Today’s topic was Chapter 5 of “The Masculine Mandate” entitled Man as Shepherd-Lord.  To focus on our roles as shepherd-leaders, we took a closer look at Psalms 23…from the perspective of the shepherd.  Here’s a look at some points we discussed.

The Thang

The Three Main Tasks of the Shepherd-Lord

  1. Guiding
  2. Protecting
  3. Caring

Shepherd-Leadership in Psalms 23

Guiding –> Verses 1-3: The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, He leads me beside quiet waters, He refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right paths for His name’s sake.

  • The shepherd-leader of a family, church, or business must be able to point his followers in the right direction and guide them safely.
  • “I lack nothing” – Leaders will make sure those we serve get what they need, when they need it.
  • “green pastures” and “quiet waters” – Leaders will make sure those we serve receive the teaching they need.
  • “refreshes my soul” – Leaders will make sure those we serve feel encouraged and lifted up. The shepherd looks for “cast down” sheep so the he can lift them back to their feet.

Protecting –> Verses 4-5a:  Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies.

  • Leaders will not hesitate to guide and correct, for the protection of those we serve.
    • The rod was hand carved wooden club that was custom fit and used to defend the sheep against predators.
    • The staff is a long pole with a crook at the end. It was used to pull sheep closer to the shepherd when they are going astray.
  • Leaders guide and comfort those we serve based on our own experience, to preserve and protect them.

Caring –> Verses 5b-6: You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.

  • The shepherd anoints the sheep with oil to clean wounds and keep flies and other biting insects away.
    • Leaders help solve the problems of those we serve and act to prevent problems from occurring in the first place.
  • “my cup overflows” – The result of good leadership is the joy and contentment of those we serve.
  • Good leadership produces loyalty. Providing a true sense of belonging is one of the most caring gifts a leader can give to those we serve.

Summary

  1. Guiding – The shepherd-lord guides the sheep on the right path. Who guides the shepherd-lord?
  2. Protecting – The shepherd-lord leads through the darkest valley. Who calms the fears of and protects the shepherd-lord?
  3. Caring – The shepherd-lord anoints the sheep. Who binds up the shepherd-lord?

________

“Christian leaders must likewise learn to measure our success in the security and inspiration of those who follow us, in their growing confidence and ability, and in the achievements of others rather than our own.” – The Masculine Mandate

2 Samuel 23: 3-4: “When one rules over people in righteousness, when he rules in the fear of God, he is like the light of morning at sunrise on a cloudless morning, like the brightness after rain that brings grass from the earth.” – King David

In other words, shepherd-lords are third.

Moleskin

Such a good discussion this morning on our role as shepherd-lords, as servant-leaders.

Even had a very applicable illustration on guiding, protecting and caring that Wing_Man gained from watching Wile E. Coyote and the Sheep Dog on @Boomerang with his kids.

Great group of men at #F3TheStand…but always room for you.

 

 

 

Running Workouts and Peeping Turtles

6 men threw caution to the wind and posted for #F3FastTwitch.  This is what we did to work hard this morning.

The Thang

Baby jog around 1/2 of the parking lot with some high knees and butt kicks. Stop in front of the school by the pine-scented mulch pile for COP:

  • SSHs – 20 IC
  • IWs – 20 IC
  • Mountain Climbers – 20 IC

Run from the school down Woodfox to Rounding Run, stopping at Rising Meadow.  Line up at the lower street lamp for some ~50 yard hill sprint intervals.

  • 2 hill sprints at 50%-60% effort. Mosey back down for recovery.
  • 6 hill sprints at AYG effort. Walk back down for recovery.
  • 2 hill sprints at 50%-60% effort. Mosey back down for recovery.

Run from Rising Meadow on Rounding Run up to Raintree Lane. Stop at the intersection for Merkins – 15 IC.

Run from there up to light at 51.  Stop at the intersection for Incline Merkins on the curb – 10 IC.

Run from Raintree Lane up 51, stopping at Serendipity for some plank work…LAH, LLH, RAH, RLH.

Run from Serendipity along 51 to a hill on the left just before reaching Strawberry Lane.  Line up at the bottom for Jacob’s Ladder…7 times up the hill with an increasing number of burpees at the top each time.

After the Jacob’s Ladder, run it back to base and circle up for Mary:

  • LBCs – 20 IC
  • Reverse Crunches – 20 IC
  • Freddy Mercury – 20 IC (5 slow, 5 fast, 5 slow, 5 fast)
  • Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
  • Elbow Plank – 1 minute

COT

Moleskin

O2 deprivation was promised…and delivered, especially to the Q.  YHC was bent over and breathing heavy at each stop.  That’s what happens when you are War Daddy and chasing the likes of the crazy fast guys that posted this morning.  That’s 2 out of 3 weeks YHC has been War Daddy at #F3FastTwitch. YHC doesn’t like that…so Chelms and Leroy, get your butts back out there.

The hill sprint intervals on Rising Meadow (it’s named that for a reason) were not fun. The 6 AYG ones were downright awful and the walk down for recovery offered little solace.  YHC was on the far right next to Fletch and Frasier.  Dang, those guys are fast!  Hops, fresh off some 40 yard dash training with his 2.0s, wasn’t too far behind them.

Our runs between stops were mostly at a 5K pace.  Everyone was pushing it hard out there.  And considering our stop for 10 hill sprint intervals, we covered some ground this morning.  Turkey Leg’s super watch logged us at ~3.1 miles.

At our stop at the intersection of Rounding Run and Raintree Lane, during our plank just before busting out the Merkins, Splinter asked the Pax if anyone had toilet paper.  The answer was no but there were plenty of suggestions that he could use his toboggan hat, his gloves, his socks or, depending on the nature of the beast, all three.  There are always lessons to be learned at F3…Today’s: Running workouts and peeping turtles are not a good combination.

Announcements

Even though Hops is taking one of them as YHC writes this, there are still slots available for GRC.

Sign up for BRR. It’s an awesome CSAUP event.

Be on the lookout for announcements regarding two new LUNCHTIME 3rdFs…one in SouthPark and one in Ballantyne. Go…you won’t regret it…promise.

The Bruise Brothers Get Filthy

A double virgin Q today at #F3DayZero by the Danner Brothers and they brought a calculated, diabolical plan of attack that did not disappoint or show mercy to the men that bravely posted.  The flag was planted and off we went to tackle the Filthy Fifty.

The Thang

Probation Q

Warm up lap around the track stopping at each corner for some warp speed OYO exercises:

  • SSHs – 50 OYO
  • IWs – 50 OYO
  • Squats – 50 OYO
  • LBCs – 50 OYO

Grab some rocks and line up on the field.  Run to each trash can and perform called exercise, there and back:

  • Round 1 – 25 curls, 25 shoulder presses, 50 curls, 25 shoulder presses, 25 curls
  • Round 2 – 25 wide-arm merkins, 25 high knees, 50 regular merkins, 25 high knees, 25 wide-arm merkins
  • Round 3 – 25 diamond merkins, 25 mission impossible peter parkers (these sucked), 50 heel touches, 25 mission impossible peter parkers (sucked even worse), 25 diamond merkins

Partner up at the playground equipment for 50 total as a team of both pull-ups and tricep dips.

Mosey to school with partner.  BTW push-ups while other partner does people’s chair.  Work and flapjack until you get to 50 total on the push-ups.

One partner plank while other partner crawls under. Work and flapjack until you reach 50 total.

Whiplash Q

Mosey to the front of the school.  One partner does called exercise while other partner runs lap around parking lot.  Go until you finish as a team.

  • 50 right side step ups with calf raise
  • 50 left side step ups with calf raise
  • 50 calf raises
  • 50 right side step ups
  • 50 left side step ups

Stay with your partner for some push and pull work.

  • One partner pushes while other partner resists for length of parking lot. Flapjack
  • One partner pulls while other partner resists for length of parking lot. Flapjack
  • Repeat pushes
  • Repeat pulls

More four corners in the front parking lot:

  • Corner 1 – Right side plank with 50 leg raises
  • Corner 2 – Left side plank with 50 leg raises
  • Corner 3 – 50 right side CCVs
  • Corner 4 – 50 left side CCVs

Mosey to cars. 10 slow squats to cool down.

COT

Moleskin

The brothers brought the pain this morning in their respective virgin Qs.  Probation went after the upper body and Whiplash focused on the lower body.  No doubt the Pax will feel full body soreness tonight.

A good group of men at #F3Day Zero this morning.  It was cold. Everyone worked hard.  Not a lot of mumble chatter except for Radar, who always tries to get into the Q’s head.  But the brothers are wise to his tactics and they carried on with their plan for pain.

FNG Snookie came out today….welcome brother.  He’s high school buddies with Radar, Bananas and Good Hands.  It took us a while to name him as apparently there is some sort of code with the East Meck grads to not offer any dirt on what happened in their wilder days.  Steven finally let us know that he loved reality TV and Snookie was born.

Long Distance set the pace on the double time SSHs. There is power in that track suit brother!

Spackler and Jamboree set the pace on the running…the whole time Spackler is exclaiming that he is not a runner.  Brother, you’ve signed up for BRR, you co-Q #F3Nomad with Strange Brew and you are running a 13.1 this summer…you are a runner.

Philmont brought his A game today as well and put a serious EH on a guy trying to study next to our group at coffeeteria.  All we heard was “F3 changed my life”…then they spit on their respective hands and shook on it.  Nice work Philmont!

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