Mystery LIFO

  • When:06/29/15
  • QIC: Dredd
  • The PAX: Skywalker PotHole PennyPacker ChefBoyArdee MySharona DaytonFail MrClean Crypto CatFish PornoVoice EsCargot Chappy Swiper GuyRitchieMeltDown GodSpeed FilmFestival GangstaMouse CheeseCurd Hannibal Simba Steinbrenner Grady (down from @Oaks, aye) YoungLove BigTuna


Mystery LIFO

OK, I was told that the DMZ needed “a little more running” by @DaytonFail the (self-appointed) site-Q of the abomination that is DMZ. So, that’s what I gave the Faithful. The Lannisters may always pay their debts, but this Q steps hard to the mike whenever and wherever asked. #JustSaying

ALSO, and note, there’s been some (well) complaining in the Twitterverse about the alleged (ahem) tardiness of this BB. Well, unless you have spent the last two days trying a case in front of a jury in Meckleneburg County Superior Court (or you’re a brain surgeon . . . or whatever), stop yer dang griping, because YHC has been trying a case in front of a jury in Mecklenburg County Superior Court. Bottom Line: been kinda busy y’all. That’s not an excuse, but it is an explanation. #JustSaying

SO LOOK HERE, I know the uhhh, ethic at DMZ is to blend the two fitness levels of @F3Metro and @F3Area51 into some kind of acceptable compromise (blah blah blah), buy Homey don’t roll that way. I’m about launching out of jump fully erect (emotionally) and en fuego. #JustSaying

AND THUS, we did just that with a full-throated #ParadeOfHorribles #C2C. I mean, we ended up running halfway up Arborway, where we stopped for tidy little OldSchool #JacobsLadder. @Swiper frontfaced the Q on that, but just by a bit. Young man, so no shame there. The rest of y’all I cannot speak for. #JustSaying

NAKEDMANMOLESKIN:

CAN I GET a major TClaps for @MySharona, who ran himself right into a broken foot. I’m sorry about that Brother. For a 60 YO man (hell, for any man), you’re a heckuva man and I mean that MOST sincerely. Heal fast Bother.

CAN I GET some TClaps for our Brother from #Oaks, @Grady. It ain’t easy to walk DanielStyle into the lion’s den and come out smiling, and yet THAT is precisely what our Wake County Amigo did. Do NOT change Brother.

CAN I GET some TClaps for @Skywalker who kept nagging the Q about the time, only to reveal at #Endex that he had a plan to catch to (for some reason) Saskatchewan Province. Personally, the next time YHC goes to Canada will be the first time I go to Canada but I (cuz it’s a dang sin and all) refuse to judge. Just won’t do it. Aye.

Sooooo, there was this dude at the six (dressed all in white, for what that is worth), who pealed off the Six right as we left the JL on Arborway. Both @Swiper (young #MansonLamps) and YHC saw the dude. But where did he go? UNK. And who was he? UNK. A mystery. A Mystery LIFO. Here’s to you Mr. Mystery LIFO. We like what you are trying to do, IF in fact you exist . . . king of spooky, right? Aye.

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My Sharona
My Sharona
8 years ago

Thanks for the shout out. There is certainly nothing for you to be sorry about. I need to be more selective where I step with my size 12’s. Thanks for stopping every so often to let me catch up. I would like to blame the foot for being the 6 but truth be told that was all I had. Besides it will make a good story to tell my grandkids (if I ever get any) about the time I ran 3 miles on a broken foot! FIBA

Simba
8 years ago

Daytonfail made many promises in order for me to HC:
-Dredd will single Chappy out because of sub par SSH
-his cadence will be faster than any W you have experienced.
-He will call people by random names and expect prompt responses
-he will run so far we will get 5 extra minutes.
-his back blast will be so funny you will see he practices the advice he preached to (k).

Boom…All promises fulfilled. So, there it is, the full #EWD experience.

Thanks for coming south! Hope the case goes well.

Bushwood
8 years ago

@MySharona, really sorry about the foot. It was great to run with you that last half mile or so back #Respect. Hope to see you back when fully healed.

, enjoyed it! Loved the new territory too. You’re always welcome south of Fairview. #HighFive

@Guyat6, sorry you didn’t finish with us.

@Chappy, please stay in cadence on the SSHs.

Kirk
8 years ago

So this just slides right by without comment from A51?

“SO LOOK HERE, I know the uhhh, ethic at DMZ is to blend the two fitness levels of @F3Metro and @F3Area51 into some kind of acceptable compromise (blah blah blah), buy Homey don’t roll that way. I’m about launching out of jump fully erect (emotionally) and en fuego. #JustSaying”

Simba
Reply to  Kirk
8 years ago

Other words that were used to describe A51:
Happy high fivers
Red headed step child
Molasses

Then broke @mysharona’s foot.

It got ugly out there Kirk.

Kirk
Reply to  Simba
8 years ago

I was more interested in the lack of replies (i.e its general acceptance) than the comment itself. More or less an accepted #truthnugget

Tiger-Rag
Reply to  Kirk
8 years ago

So you’re telling me that the only appropriate response to a Metro-Armed, trash talking old man is to engage him in the merits of his “argument?”

Not just highly illogical, Kirk. Also futile.

Simba
8 years ago

I heard AKA @DaytonFail is plotting to take you out at Shark Tank one day soon. #WatchYourBack #NotSoAnonymousTip #A51StrikesBAck

Bushwood
Reply to  Dredd
8 years ago

“Total Package”, that’s what my wife calls me.

Champagne
Reply to  Dredd
8 years ago

Just to be clear, lack of response is not due to lack of backbone, but rather Area 51 has better things to do than read backblasts for workouts we don’t attend – like swinging HEAVY iron. I only notice because my friend KIRK called it out in the SOFAWIB preblast.

#NOSURRENDER

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