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  • QIC: Kirk
  • The PAX: Boutique, Agony, Chelms, Hops, Hamlet, One Eye, Flutie Flakes, Chappy, Bout Time, Chef Boyardee, Brushback (Kotter), Bushwood, Who data aka Big Easy, Bailout, Catfish, Dick Clark, Baracus, Film Festival, Ickey Suffle, Kirk (Q)


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An even number of twenty (20) experienced men showed up at Carmel Park this morning for the uneven running of this edition of DMZ.  YHC went with the original, unoriginal plan:  find a big hill and run up it.  Here’s what happened:

The Thang

5:29 – One minute warning and quick disclaimer

5:30 – Roll out to RTS back parking lot, circle up for warm up / COP (all in cadence):

SSH – 15x
Mtn climbers – 15x
IW – 15x
LBCs – 30x
Flutters – 15x
Merkins – 7x hold
Diamonds – 7x – recover

Mosey around RTS, across Sharon View, and into Pellyn Wood.  Stop in front of new home construction for quick warning to keep noise level down after Snoop riled up the guard dogs last time.  Mosey to the bottom of Howland Ln.  Full Jacob’s Ladder on the hill.  Plank when finished.

Mosey back out of Pellyn Wood, across Sharon View, and to the back parking lot of RTS.  Circle up for the following:

Widearms – 10x
LBCs – 20ish
Boone LBCs – 10 each side

Mosey back to Carmel Park and enter the tennis courts.  Partner up.

Partner carry across with 5 squats at each line (flapjack back)
Partner wheelbarrow across with 5 derkins at each line (flapjack back)
Partner crabwalk across one court (flapjack back)
Full suicide touching every line

Mosey out to parking lot for COT (watch turned to 6:16 as I exited the gate)

Announcements

Epic F3 trip to Peru – http://f3nation.com/2015/03/01/f3-mission-trip-epic-peru-2015/
F3 trip to Haiti – http://f3nation.com/2015/01/25/f3-to-haiti-2015/
HDHH to benefit F3 trip to Nicaragua – Wednesday at Mellow Mushroom in Ballantyne

F3 Golf – http://f3nation.com/2015/02/04/the-2nd-annual-f3-golf-classic/ – anyone want to put a team together?

Support team Chepul Hill for brain cancer research – http://www.braintumorcommunity.org/site/TR/TeamraiserEvents/CharlotteBrainTumorRace?team_id=71982&pg=team&fr_id=2420

Moleskine

Awesome weather this morning!  Great weather caused something of a change of plans because I didn’t want to waste it.  I had a very old school, core / minimal running workout planned (opposite of what I normally do), but weather like that after this winter…well, we had to run a little more.  Interestingly, some still felt the need for sleeves and pants despite mid-50s.

I didn’t check my watch, but Flutie clocked it at 3 miles.  Seems about right since we didn’t venture to the end of Pellyn this time.  One Eye led the Jacob’s ladder #wiretowire followed by Agony, who then proceeded to refusenik the plank #camodoesnothidewhiteshirts.  For all the well deserved grief he gets for amazingly poor burpee form (I think the inclusion of the dry dock somewhere in the mix makes it seem worse than it may actually be), Chelms was not far behind.  That’s meant as a legit compliment, brother.  You always point it out that you were near the front when you get grief for burpee form, so I’m saving you the time spent typing the comment.

I’m not sure anyone in F3 has embraced their name with the joie de vivre of Who Dat aka big easy.  Love the enthusiasm!  Good work out there today.

Brushback had his return to DMZ, and somehow a winter of swinging KBs helped him get faster.  I picture TR nodding approval while reading this.  Welcome back!

The surprisingly minimal amount of Q heckling, mostly from Hamlet, was rightly ignored.  I expected more on the tennis court work, since that was just unpleasant, but it wasn’t to be.  That could be because of the plethora of lunge walks, but I guess there are lots of bad backs in F3.  I have to give the assist for the partner crab walk to Double D’s, I think – correct me if I’m wrong Baracus, who rolled that out at the 1-year anniversary of The Charge.

Overheard Bushwood saying that Steinbrenner is on IR – godspeed on the recovery.

Two things I learned about Hops today:  1) runs faster backward than forward and 2) heavier than me (all muscle he said), which I didn’t appreciate on the partner carry squats.  He also epitomized what a site Q should do, circling back and bringing up the six as we made our way back to Carmel.  The help was appreciated.

Gents – thanks for following me today.  I appreciate the opportunity to lead you all and consider it a privilege.  I enjoyed it and hope everyone else got a little better as a result.

I probably missed a lot, so feel free to add it in the comments.

-Kirk

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Bushwood
9 years ago

Enjoyed it! Chelms passed me on the last rung(?) of the Jacob’s Ladder b/c he doesn’t do the burpees.

I full on refusniked the crab barrows. I did them once at DD’s Q at the Charge and that is enough for me.

Chelms aka Tatertot
Chelms aka Tatertot
Reply to  Bushwood
9 years ago

I’ll not debate the charges regarding my burbee form but you are the first to accuse me of not doing burpees. I guess that’s what a hate has to do when a soon to be Respect passes him on JL. I hit the deck 7 times on the last round even if it was an unsightly flying squirrel.

Ickey Shuffle
9 years ago

If I could make a suggestion…waiting for the entire group to catch up before giving instructions and starting the next phase if the workout would be helpful. There were a handful of us in the back who had to figure out what the group was doing on our own because explanations had already been given and the group took off before we got there. Believe me, I wish I could keep up with a six minute mile (or whatever it was we started out with today) pace but keeping the front group in sight was difficult enough today and not knowing what to do next compounded the frustration.

Tiger-Rag
Tiger-Rag
9 years ago

“Brushback had his return to DMZ, and somehow a winter of swinging KBs helped him get faster.”

#Swifthead

Hops
9 years ago

The partner crabwalk should be banned from F3. Unsavory in too many ways.
Brushback goes from Kotters to Q – he’s your DMZ tour guide next week gents.
One more final point, Agony’s burpee form is atrocious…much worse than the Churpee.

Simba
Reply to  Hops
9 years ago

Crab barrows are Eternal Refusenik territory for me too.

Agony
9 years ago

Whoa,
Whoa,
Whoa,
Whoa…Unnecessary Form Critique…

If you don’t like the sight of my #urps (While I don’t quite Burp…and definitely not much eeee at the end), there is a simple solution to that…Get faster and in front of me. Or at least cheat like I do so you can stay up front.

Agony
9 years ago

And further more…

Partner Crabwalks are now on the banned list along with partner-people’s-chair.

Horsehead
Reply to  Agony
9 years ago

What is the wide world of weird is a partner people’s chair? #shiver

Tiger-Rag
Tiger-Rag
Reply to  Agony
9 years ago

It’s coming up on two years since we debuted some of these exercises at Red Eye: http://f3nation.com/2013/04/01/red-eye-soft-launch/. Good to see they are finally catching on. People’s merkins is going to be a runaway hit…I can feel it.

Bushwood
Reply to  Tiger-Rag
9 years ago

My next FNG shall be named Walking Farts.

Brushback
Reply to  Tiger-Rag
9 years ago

That backblast is classic. You can literally get arrested for some of that partner work. RIP Red Eye!

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