12 Pax through caution to the wind and left the comforts of the warm fartsack to venture forth into the cold, soggy gloom to put a downPAINment on the day. Who knew we still loved to splash around in the mud puddles like we did when we where kids? Oh yeah, 500 of us did just that last weekend. Well we did it again this morning and it went a little something like this:
Baracus on Q
Jog around parking lot to the front of the activity center
COP
SSH x20
Merkin x20
Squat x20
RING OF FIRE
“Ring of Fire” PAX forms a circle and gets a number assigned. Follows the sets below. Number is called, participant sprints around the circle and returns to his spot, participant then leads PAX in his number for assigned exercise. Repeato until all members of the PAX have gone through.
Example: PAX does Bear Crawl in a circle until #1 is called, #1 runs around circle, returns to spot and leads PAX in 1 Merkin, PAX continues Bear Crawl until another number is called
Set 1 – Bear Crawl with Merkins
Set 2 – Lunges with Air Squats
THE BEAST
PAX performs 6 exercises, 6 sets, at 6 reps per set.
Example: PAX runs to first station, performs 6 merkins, runs to second station, performs 6 merkins, runs to third station, performs 6 merkins, then returns home stopping at station 2, 1, and the start (performing 6 merkins at each stop).
Set 1 – Merkin
Set 2 – Air Squat
Set 3 – Heels to Heaven
Set 4 – Burpee
Set 5 – Lunge
Set 6 – LBCs
Handoff to Mall Cop
Long Indian Run along the perimeter of the Church property out to the corner of Rea & Hwy 51, audible to leave the comfort of the sidewalk to continue the run slushing through the puddles in the front field. Continue around to the back of the church and out onto the baseball field.
Time for a little #GRC943 mini Welcome Party re-enactment (if you weren’t already wet from the rain, you certainly are gonna be wet now!):
Pax form 2 Ranks, For 7 minutes YHC would call out a command for the pax to do, in the water logged outfield in the puddles. Forward – pax would forward lean and do Merkins, Backward – pax would lie on their six and do flutter kicks, Roll Left, Roll Right, Up – Pax would run in place. YHC would continue to call out these commands in various order and for varying times. (Crowd Favorite) Pax threatened mutiny! More on this in the Moleskin.
Mosey over to the Entrance 4 Hill for backwards lunge walk down, backwards lunge walk back up, 10 Burpees at the top.
Mosey over to parking lot for Dolly x 20, Freddie Mercury x 20, Flutter x 20.
Jail Break all you’ve got back to the virtual shovel flag.
COT
Moleskin:
What a morning to get out and exercise the body! While at first it sucked and the warm fartsack sounded like a better alternative, all 12 real men got to have fun playing in the muddy puddles in the middle of a cold rain storm, get a great workout, and have fun in the process with some 2nd F with great friends!
Welcome to FNG Surfer Girl! Great job and we hope to see you out in the gloom again soon.
Baracus tried to kill our sholders and legs with the Ring of Fire and graciously called an audible to head over to run The Beast. It’s pretty bad when you look forward to running the BEAST rather than 1 more circuit in the Ring of Fire.
YHC was saving part of our #GRC943 welcome party exercises for just the right time and this morning was it with the cold water logged field. I hope the pax enjoyed it as much as we did during our Challenge. Checkpoint and Cotton Mouth had great flash backs to that cold wet night at the USNWWC. YHC cut it short to 7 mins as I had planned on running it for 10, however the talks of a mutiny started rumbling amongst the pax with a fireman carry of Mall Cop and toss over the fence into the holding pond.
Announcements:
Sign-Up for F3 Golf on 5/29! It will be a great time with lots of good 2nd F and all Area51 Pax are encouraged to participate. You don’t have to have a foursome as you can sign-up yourself and be paired with others for a group.
New 3rd F during lunch to launch soon in Ballentynne at Moe’s.
New Base Camp style lower intensity workout to start on Thursday, May 1st at Matthews Elementary.
Until Next Time!
(4) SPEARHEADS triumphed over the fartsack tractor beam ( “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” – Woody Allen) to post at CMS for a high intensity continuous kettlebell ( HICK ) workout. The QIC arrived with 10 pro kettlebells ( Valery Federenko would have been proud) ranging in weight from 12 to 32 KILOGRAMS, 25 – 72 pounds. No one left disappointed
The Thang
Brief Warmup:
Pax farmer walk KB’s from parking area to turf, then
First Evolution – Stations of downpainment:
Stations:
Second Evolution – Modded Wod , there’s a lot to like about Cindy:
Each pax selects a KB, does 3 exercises each round: Merkins, 4 count flutter kicks, Russian swings ( the Pavel variety).
Begin with 10 reps for the first round , then 15 for the second, then 20 for the third, and so on. AMRAP for 10 minutes.
Time flies when you’re having fun. All pax finished in the round of 25 or 30 or 35.
COT
Moleskin:
I love the smell of gloom first thing in the morning. A beautiful morning it was to share with like-minded SPEARHEAD brothers. Thank you for posting, and thank you for letting me Q –
The Hoff posting on Behalf of Clueless
Warmup:
Mosey to basketball court
SSHx20
IWx20
Mountain Climber x 20
Slow Squat x 20
Slow jog to concession stand for starfish:
Run from concession area to each of four stations at foul poles of ball fields. Jump squats, dips, sister mary catherines, Carolina dry docks, with 5 incline merkins at the concession area.
Repeat 3 times total.
Mosey to wall of school for alternating peoples’ chair and plank.
Mosey to parking lot for moderate beast. At each island, do 5 of the called exercise and return to start: merkins, squats, calf raises, SSH, burpees.
To the track for bear crawl and crab walk.
Gather under the school dropoff covering for Mary: Flutter, Dolly, Protractor, Peter Parker, Freddy Mercury, LBCs, Parker Peters.
Moleskin:
I not so secretly hoped that nobody would show up for a cold, rainy workout. I even tried to talk my 2.0 (Taffy) out of going after he got up. Hopper had told me he’d definitely be there, so off we went. Hopper was already there, Pele pulled in and then High Tide came in on two wheels at 7:00. Our attempts to stay relatively try were silly – puddles everywhere. It was a good workout though, and the rain wasn’t too bad. Once you’re wet, you’re wet.
5 pax showed up for what was to be a fairly moist morning at Day Zero. There was some talk about just heading straight over to Starbucks and making up a solid workout for the backblast. I would have done it and I’m sure that shocks everyone. But since Frasier loves the rain so much we decided to push onward.
The Thang
Frasier Q –
Jog around fields at McAlpine with a little high knees, butt kickers etc and circle up at the basketball courts.
SSH x 25
Slow Squat x 25
Mtn Climbers x 20
Wide Arm Merkin, Regular, Diamond – all x 10 in cadence
Grab a rock and split into 2 groups
Group 1 run around school while group 2 does wall merkins to ballz to wall – flapjack
Group 1 run / Group 2 does rock burpees – flapjack
Group 1 run / Group 2 does 10 step ups per leg, 20 decline merkins and 20 flutters – flapjack
Group 1 run / Group 2 – 8 one legged burpees, 10 one legged squats per leg, 20 incline merkins – flapjack
Group 1 run / Group 2 – 10 one legged squats, 20 something else and 10 Indian style get ups (?) – flapjack
Spackler Q
Indian Run to Radars house.
Top of hill 10 diamond merkins / bottom 20 diamond merkins x 2
plank
Top of hill 10 CDD’s / bottom 20 CDD’s X 2
Grab punching bag from Radars house and Indian Run back to school
Each pax punches, kicks, slaps (Bugeater), knees..whatever…the punching bag while the rest of the pax does Mary (Dolly, Flutter, Rosalita, Backscratcher, J Lo) – 2 rounds – 1 minute then x 30 sec each pax
Moleskin
Let’s be honest. No one wanted to be there this morning. But in the end it wasn’t that bad. I can say that after last night, it ended up being good for a few of us to sweat out some extra curriculars. Bugeater was very quiet today. He must have gotten after it last night. And speaking of Bug, poor guy was partnered with Turkey Leg on Tuesday and Frasier today for running exercises. Man you gotta wiggle your way towards the slow guys. I expected Purple Haze to have some weaker legs after his date last night but he was strong today so we all know what that means #strikeout. Thought bringing out the punching bag was a great idea until the Indian run carrying it back to the school. Haze made the comment that it weighed more than him – nothing to brag about. Once the rest of us got tired of carrying it, Mighty Mite stepped up as expected and carried it the rest of the way for us. Was fun beating the crap out of that thing. If there was one performance on the punching bag that would prove someone needs to travel with back up to a scrum, Bug would win that award. As always, thanks for letting a degenerate like myself lead.
Announcements
YHC learned the word ‘Queer’ cannot be retweeted.
Check other backblasts for detailed announcements. I’m tired. And lazy.
A good Friday it is indeed. 22 men gathered in the gloom to make their downpainment for the day. YHC was happy to introduce a new coupon to the rotation… Yes they will be back.
The Thang;
Mosey to the “warm up lot”
SSHs-25
Squats-20
Merkins-15
Mosey to M Escargot’s Sorento to introduce the new coupons.
Pair up and grab a pair of savory companions for the duration. YHC was expecting a smaller turnout, 16 or less and we each would have had our own set.
Mosey to the main lot.
Partner one take a lab with coupons, partner two 10 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 20 LBCs
Switch…
By now YHC was already hating Chipotle for picking the 10lbs instead of 5lbs.
Rinse and repeat.
Each partner take a coupon and mosey to the school entrance.
People’s chair with coupon of course.
Coupon out front for 30 seconds, overhead for 30 and then back to front for 30.
Recover.
Repeat above for 20 seconds each.
Recover.
People’s chair with shoulder presses. 20 each arm.
Recover.
Mosey to the front tables for 11s dips with coupon in lap and decline Merkins.
Mosey to the main lot.
Lunges with coupon 20 each leg.
Squats with coupon-20
On to some Mary
Flutter-25 HOLD
Rosalita-25
Russian Twist with coupons-20
Bicycle-20
Knee ups with coupon-20
LBCs-25
Mole Skin;
Moral of the story, to much time on IR is not good for anyone.
I hope everyone has a blessed Easter weekend. Prayers for safe travels to all of F3nation.
There is a 3rd F workout every Friday at Panera on the corner of Carmel and 51 lead by Purple Haze and Champagne. We will be starting a new book soon, so it is a great time to join in.
Aye!
Escargot
YHC decided to make his comeback Q at Rebel Yell since his injury and 8 others determined not to fartsack from the mild temperatures to see what was on the agenda. Before the main dish was served, 2 showed and then a 3rd 10 minutes later for a pre-KB workout.
5 one handed swings
5 cleans
5 high pulls
5 snatches
5 squats
Complete everything on the right, then left= 1 set. Complete 5 sets. Nice job Spackler and semi-gloss. This was a beast from beginning to end.
THe appetizer is over, on to the main dish for all to enjoy.
Most to front of theater
SSH X25 IC
IW X25 IC
MC X10 IC (hold it). 10 Merkins OYO (hold it). Peter Parker’s x 10 IC.
EXPLAIN NEW EXERCISE- DEATHSTAR BURPEE. More on this later.
1st speed bump- 20 CDD
1st Intersection- 5 DEATHSTAR
2nd speed bump- 20 squats, 20 CDD
3rd speed bump- 20 LBC, 20 squats, 20 CDD
2nd Intersection- 5 DEATHSTAR
4th speed bump- 20 lunges, 20 LBC, 20 squats, 20 CDD
3rd Intersection- 5 DEATHSTAR
5th speed bump- 20 Merkins, 20 lunges, 20 LBC, 20 squats, 20 CDD
4thnIntersection- 5 DEATHSTAR
Mosey behind Target, find a piece of wall
People chair 60 sec.
Climb half hill, 10 incline Merkins, top hill 10 Merkins, back half way down, 10 derkins
People chair for 60 sec with x20 air presses IC Repeat hill work with bear crawl. Then people chair for 45 sec, lower 3″ 15 sec.
More spree bumps. Start at 1st, run to 2nd 20 CDD, Back to 1st 20 LBC, run to 3rd 20 CDD, back to 2nd 20 LBC, run to 4th 20 CDD, BACK TO 3rd 20 LBC, run to 5th 20 CDD, back to 4th 20 LBC, run to 6th 20 CDD, back to 5th 20 LBC. Run to 6th and plank for rest of group.
Mosey to entrance at theater, 20 Merkins, 20 lunges, 20 LBC, 20 squats, 20 CDD and 10 DEATHSTAR.
Mosey back to start for pax lead Mary
Purple haze- Freddy mercury (hold em)
Abacus- dolly (hold em)
Semi-gloss- Rosalita in Spanglish
Spackler- back scratcher
Frehley comet- heels to heaven
The main dish has now ended
Great work by all. I knew I didn’t want a lot of running and tweeted this would be mostly an upper body workout. Hopefully it was try to form. I must thank google maps for showing me all the speed bumps. I do believe we hit them all. The DEATHSTAR, I used one other time at the old rebel yell and thought it would a great idea to have it show it’s ugly head. It did not disappoint. Think deadman burpee into a star jump. No cheating with this one. Great name terrible idea(thanks haze). Hope this gets used again. Spackler was a beast on the final speed bumps. Left it all on the field. Semi- gloss decided to show 10 min late for the pre-KB Swing and true to form started complaining about something. Nice call Spackler.
Thanks for allowing me to lead everyone into the gloom. It was nice to get back into the Q.
Thanks for the send off Spackler.
WARMUP:
After months of training and preparation, April 12 arrived and 68 men from Area 51 and The Fort were ready to put their bodies and minds to the test. The USMC Leatherneck Mud Run…the Super Bowl of F3 events. The pax had endured countless emails and tweets from YHC regarding logistics. My last email (threat) was to be on time for the bus. This of course meant that I barely slept the night before for fear of oversleeping myself. Starting at 0430, one set of headlights after another rolled into South Charlotte Middle School.
YHC was heckled for my camp counselor like clipboard. Heck, I made fun of myself for that. With all pax accounted for, we had a quick Ball-O-Man then off we went. We made a brief pit stop to pick up the Fort guys.
The bus ride down to Columbia was pretty subdued. I guess that’s what getting up at 0400 (or earlier) will do to you. Most guys rested. Some guys fueled up. Voluntary donations were collected to support Operation Enduring Warrior. About half way there, guys started their pre-game rituals. We discovered very quickly that the light bulb in bus # 1 was burned out. Better take your phone as a flashlight. By 0700, everyone was ready and the bus was entering the Leatherneck parking lot.
Most of my comments are from bus # 1’s perspective. Others please sound off in the comments whether you were on bus # 1 or 2.
THANG:
F3 Nation backblast: http://f3nation.com/2014/04/13/destruction-of-the-leatherneck-the-2014-spring-mud-run/
Race Results: https://results.racemine.com/Go-greenevents/Events/2014/UltimateChallengeMudRun/results/
Event Photos: Below are links to Dropbox files with Mud Run photos. Mitch “No Show” Kelly and his crew of volunteer photographers knocked it out of the park. He has divided the shots into seven different areas. Because these pics came from several different cameras, they are not specifically organized by time or bib number so you’ll just have to look through them and copy what you want. They are free with no watermark!
1st F: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/rvh7wyrpwdlv6v9/DrIHjV7bYK?n=285521343
2nd F: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/g0ecjsu46d3wvz2/U58DMGHomc?n=285521343
3rd F: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/fmcswwl5p0ju4vm/qT-Bm3BUQn?n=285521343
Mud Run Setup: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/oyrdvkycq53uat2/TySKtwLJCd?n=285521343
Flag Work: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/iemlbzfhcrhta9z/D084yEwvsu?n=285521343
Operation Enduring Warrior: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/uxckliq4b8kizi2/CJKfyBYhmr?n=285521343
Mud Run – Misc.: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/x6sxn6w6ufkacyy/QGCt9VIuHE?n=285521343
Additionally, here is the link to All American Images and the official Mud Run photos. These have a watermark and will cost you for prints: http://aaipix.photostockplus.com/event_1646014
F3 as a whole completely dominated the event. Of the 688 total teams that entered, here’s how F3’s placed:
Congratulations to team ‘Closetalkers’ for taking first place within Area 51 with a time of 1:09:52. Closetalkers consisted of Tiger Rag, Hops, Fletch and Honey Bee. Nice job, fellas! They were presented with the new Area 51 mud run trophy to share for the next 6 months. Will they defend their title in October? Or will a team of hate-hates knock them off their perch?
EXTENDED COFFEETERIA:
A ton of 2nd F was shared with F3 nation. F3 Columbia wins the award for the coolest cooler!
At 1100, we gathered for a group photo as well as more announcements from YHC. With the final roll call and headcount (twice) confirmed, off we went. The bus ride home is a great spot for 2nd F. Mud run war stories are shared, food and beverages are shared.
MOLESKIN:
Bugeater:
A vision of Tadpole scaling the up and over of the 10-foot wall was quite a demonstration. Someone gave him a push off but he leaped up and over like nobody’s business.
Jamboree’s reply to my question of his first time mudrun experience “what did you like most jamboree?” His reply an instant classic. “I liked the mud parts.” Nothing like a bunch of grown men acting like kids again!
A comedic moment was Radar waiting for me to grab hold of him to come through the tire. I was unwilling to hug radar and more or less just balanced my belly on his back and he was like “Geez Bug just grab onto me”. I said “just start moving forward Radar.”
Coming around the final turn and completely bug-zapped of all energy, Soul Glow picked me up like a sack of potatoes and carried me the full distance to the finish line. While pounding his way to the finish line a team was coming into Glow’s path and he gave out a direct command of “coming through” in a way that meant move or be ran over. There was absolutely nothing gonna stop this locomotive. An astounding feat of strength!
Hops:
Was at the “walk the plank” obstacle. Bugeater was two logs to my left. He lost his balance, then jumped to the log to his right. He still hadn’t caught his balance, so he jumped another log to his right. Impressive and showing yet again why we sometimes refer to him as the Dancing Nebraskan.
Also, on the bus ride down – Team Closetalkers’ Honey Bee remarked that he shaved his head last night for better aerodynamics….to which Tiger Rag remarked: “All you did was create micro-abrasions for paramecium.” Only TR could utter that phrase. Good humor.
Chopsaw:
Feats of strength: Backdraft rolled his ankle during the race. And I mean rolled it. Was the swollen pretty good on the ride home. Not only does the tough son of a bitch finish the race, he is the carrier on the fireman’s carry. Glad to have that guy in my corner!
The VSF was planted by Bugeater (does Hydra have a SF?), and 19 of F3’s finest set out for another pain-filled edition of Hydra. Yankee joined us after the warmup lap around OP, making it an even 20 pax this morning.
The Thang:
Warm-up run around OP
COP (all exercises in cadence)
SSH x 25
MC x 25
Squat x 25
CDD x 15
Run to the back of the school
BTW x 3 OYO
People’s Chair w/Overhead Press x 15 IC
Peoples’ Chair (cont’d) with arms straight out to overhead x 10 IC
Run to field for the following:
3/4 Around the clock H-R merkins.
Bear crawl 50 yds
Lunge walk 50 yds
Karaoke R 50 yds
Karaoke L 50 yds
High Knees 50 yds
Jog to far parking lot
Split in 2 groups
Group 1 does Flutters while Group 2 runs around OP. Flapjack.
Group 1 does merkins while Group 2 runs 1/2 way around OP. Group 2 then does merkins until Group 1 gets 1/2 way around.
Same as above with Dolly’s.
Same as above with Peter Parkers.
6ish MoM – IC:
Knee Ups x 13
Russian Twist x 13
High, Slow Flutter x 10
Slow, stop-motion Squat x 10
Elbow plankarama, Regular Plank, 6 inches with 13 count by Gummy to close us out
COT
Ye Olde Moleskine:
Great group this morning. T-claps to the fellas who ran in: Chico, Kirk, Puddin’ Pop and Bugeater. YHC noted some especially strong performances from Gummy, Brisket, Kirk…and I’m sure I’m missing others.
Wolfman, due to fatherly duties – had to claim LIFO (first out) at 6:00. You can set your watch to it Thursday mornings. Yankee (who also claimed LIFO due to his last in status) still owes us another lap around OP! And good to see Zima posting – hadn’t seen you in a while brother. Also – special welcome to Steinbrenner and Bushwood, both of whom were FNGs to Hydra I believe.
Hydra has become a solid AO, and the pax is always bringing it there. Good work men. Pleasure to Q this morning.
Great sendoff by La-Z-Boy reminding us why we celebrate Easter.
Announcements:
F3 Golf – SignUp – Thursday, May 29th. Bananas is event Q, Cottonmouth handling sponsorships.
2 new 3rd F groups – Threshold in SoPark Wednesday’s at noon. Dunamis launches Friday, May 9th at noon – Moe’s Ballantyne – Iron Horse and Cake Boss are Q’s.
Great showing by Area51 at the USMC Mud Run Saturday. T-claps to Stagecoach who was our Q for that. Lots of the pax talking about how much fun it was; so we expect an even bigger turnout in the fall.
For those that are not on Spring break, come on out for a Good Friday beatdown as Kevlar and Joust converge at Charlotte Christian School. Pre-kb workout at 0500 followed by Header’s 0530 kick in the pants. Then join us at Compass (Chickfila Arbo) for 3rdF as we conintue with the book, Limitless Life Chapter 7. Get your Easter weekend off to a nice start.
9 strong did a lot of running today.
The Thang
(The idea was to cover the parking lot. There are medians that break each lot and they run aprox 100 yards each way. )
Mosey around at a good pace and end up over by the front.
Circle Up
40 SSH (cadence)
40 Butt Kicks (cadence)
30ish Mountain Climber (cadence)
10 Merkins on your own
20 Squats on your own
1rst median = Sprint to end and do jump squats until everyone finishes and repeato
2nd median= Karaoke left Leg until the end- Turn around and karaoke right leg
3rd median- Backwards Sprint to the end- Forwards sprint back
4th= Bear Crawl 50 yards, Backwards bear crawl 50 yards, and then sprint all the way back
5th median= Burpee Broad jump 40 yards, sprint 60 and turn around and sprint 100 back
6th median= Partner 1 sprints all the way down and back P2 does a called exercise
7th median= Suicides using each tree as a point. (11 trees)- (at each tree we did 5 squat jacks)
8th median= Suicides using each tree as a point. (11 trees)- (at each tree we did 5 diamond merkins)
9th median= Partner 1 sprint all the way down and back. P2 does ski abs (flap jack)
10th median = Partner 1 sprint all the way down and back. P2 does high jumps(flap jack)
Mary
Slow and fast cadence freddy mercury
Flutter
Dolly
Moleskin:
YHC posted last night to bring smoke boots today. We moved constantly. I told the pax that I did not have a plan but I did have an idea as to what we were going to do. Goal was to have a high heart rate the entire time. I think for the most part this was accomplished. Intel crushed it today. Utter sand bagged until the end. Spackler shouted god is watching you several times. Good group and not a great deal to report. Everyone worked hard and there wasn’t much mumble chatter. Thanks for letting me lead
Announcements:
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