Pavers and Poo

Pavers and Poo

16 PAX posted for another Centurion workout at Charlotte Catholic High School.  No pre-KB today, but Jamboree did a pre-run.  Disclaimer was given.  QIC filling in for Hannibal who is under the weather.  Chelms took the opportunity for birthday payback for the QIC.  Quite literally, he re-gifted one of the custom F3 pavers given to him by QIC in celebration of his 49th birthday.  QIC expressed thanks then asked him to carry it.  Off we went.

Thang

Mosey up Walsh and around the block to upper entrance down to parking lot.

COP

SSH x 20 IC

MC x 20 IC

Merkin x 20 IC

Burpee x 10 OYO

Mosey back to launch lot

Sprints

Divide PAX into 2 groups.  Group 1 lines up for 60 yard sprint.  Group 2 follows when 1 is at halfway point.  Short rest.  Repeat x 7.  Jump Squats x 20 OYO between 4 and 5 reps.

Plank-o-rama: RAH/LLH/Swap/RAF/LLH/Swap/6 inches/10-count x 2/Merkin x 10 IC

Mosey through campus across 51 to Jack In The Box parking lot

Mary

Heels to Heaven x 20 IC/6 inches/Flutter x 20 IC/6 inches/Dolly x 20 IC/Protractor

Mosey to Palatine Hill.  SSH x 10 IC to wait for six.

Triple Nickel

Run to top of hill.  5 HRM.  Run to bottom.  5 Jump Squat. 5 repetitions.

10 Burpees OYO

Mosey back up Palatine and run the ridge back down to the road.  Continue mosey to Jack in The Box parking lot.

Merkin Set

Merkins to 10 in civilian cadence: regular/wide/stagger left/stagger right/diamond/plank/6 inches/10 count

Mosey back to campus to the rock pile.  Grab a big rock.

Rock Set

Sets of 20 civilian cadence: Curls/Tri Extensions/Overhead Press.  Drop rock.

Mosey back to launch lot.

Sprints

Same as above.  60 yards.  2 groups.  Short rest.  6 reps.

Mary

Bicycle x 15 IC/6 inches/Flutter x 15 IC/6 inches/Heels to Heaven x 15

Moleskin

Co-site Q Chelms has been chattering about getting even with YHC for his birthday gifts since they were given.  Today was his day.   Told YHC he was no fun when he was asked to carry both.  Pavers were passed around the PAX with all asking for a turn to carry.  YHC always enjoys the group effort and willingness of F3 men to share the pain.  Good call Chelms.

Goal today was to quickly get the heart rate up and keep it there with enough Mary and Merkin breaks to avoid TBQ.  Sprints did the job.  Palatine did not disappoint.  Well maybe it did.  Jamboree noted that Palatine is like a magnet.  Agreed.  Hard to avoid.  However, today Palatine gave YHC an unwanted gift, much like the paver given by Chelms, but worse.  During the call for Triple Nickel YHC paused when struck with a smell that continues to resonate in the nasal cavity as this is written.  “I smell poop,” YHC exclaimed then picked up left shoe to examine the bottom.  Feces covered 80% of the sole.  The smell by now had begun to move through the PAX.  YHC was given a very wide berth on Palatine Hill to complete the Triple Nickel.  This, by far, was the largest, most foul-smelling land mine that YHC has ever stepped a foot on.  Palatine Hill did a poor job of pulling said poop from the sole of said shoe.  Even worse was the ride home in the Jeep.  Almost tweeted Big Black and Country for a ride home to allow the shoes to ride in the truck bed.  Would   have felt bad subjecting even a truck bed to that foul odor.

Strong work by this group of men today.  All PAX were moving on the sprints and made quick work of Palatine Hill.  Welcome to site FNG’s Turkey Leg and Dumpster Fire.  Please come back out and do more work with the men of Centurion.  A pleasure to lead this group today as always.  Hops  took the group out in BOM.  Thank you brother.

Announcements

Joe Davis Run 01/10/2014.  Sign up and support this cause.  See website for preblast and details.

Tutoring at AG Middle School.  Thursdays at 5:00.  Chelms on Q.  Contact: pchepul@gmail.com.  They need a few more good men to help out.

F3 Christmas Party at Sugar Creek Brewing Company 12/06/2014.  Look for information on the website and Twitter.  There will be a paypal link soon.  Prohibition on Q.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night

It was a chilly morning, yet the rain was holding out.  So off we set, 10 strong men, ready to become stronger.  Wait, er, not quite ready… Insomniac proved that he earned his name by sleeping in 3 mins past the time necessary to LAUNCH WITH THE PAX!  Oh well, swing back by, we did, to pick up the well-rest PAX on the way to the field.

And now, off we set.

COP-  SSH, imperial walker, merkins, Carolina dry dock, slow squat – with a focus on form, intensity, and completion.

THE ACTION-

Today, we all set out to plan for the holidays by doing a runthrough of the 12 Days of Christmas!  Each day completed with plank hold in between.

Day 1: Parking Lot (PL) Dash

Day 2: 2 burpees, PL yard dash

Day 3: 3 Carolina Dry Docks, 2 burpees, PL yard dash

Ok, so the PL is not quite 100 yards, so we’ll go 2x dash from now on!

Day 4: 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 5: 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 6: 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 7: 7 Seal Jacks, 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 8: 8 Squats, 7 Seal Jacks, 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 9: 9 LBC’s, 8 Squats, 7 Seal Jacks, 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 10: 10 Wide Arm Merkins, 9 LBC’s, 8 Squats, 7 Seal Jacks, 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 11: 11 Bicycles, 10 Wide Arm Merkins, 9 LBC’s, 8 Squats, 7 Seal Jacks, 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

Day 12: AYG Backwards run, 11 Bicycles, 10 Wide Arm Merkins, 9 LBC’s, 8 Squats, 7 Seal Jacks, 6 Flutters, 5 Merkins, 4 Alternating lunges, 3 CDD, 2 burpees, 2X PL yard dash

THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

Off to the wall, for some medical school…

Against the wall:

– OBGYN – long 90 sec hold (oh, that feels good!)

– Wall Sit – 60 Secs – Arm Raises

– Wall Sit – 60 Secs – “Your Highness” arm raises

On the curb, legs off ground:

–  YHC requests SiteQ/ShoeQ “Geraldo” to lead, in honor of him leading the called exercise with RUCK ON!  –>  Tons O’Flutter

First Day Back to Work

Announcements: Holiday Party; CRM Sole Redemption reiterated

COT led out by LIFO, I mean, Insomniac!

FOOTNOTES

– Geraldo – went hard!  Nice work with RuckOn

– Tawny – looked strong, and as such, got an immediate, mid-workout EH to Q by YHC! (thanks T!)

– that “Wascaly” Wabbit tried his best to leave YHC PO’d!  And it worked;  nice work beating the Q to Christmas every “day”

– All 11 PAX went extremely hard today, YHC was proud to have Q’d

 

#F3Joust BACKBLAST – Substitute Q has a plan

9 men posted this morning, not all read the pre-blast. Sucks for them. Correction, sucked for all of us!

COT

  • SSH x20
  • LBC x20
  • IW x20
  • Mountain Climbers x20

Mosey to Track:

Sprints:Round 1

  • 50 yard dash
    • 100 Merkins
  • 100 yard dash
    • 80 Merkins
  • 200 yard run
    • 60 Merkins
  • 400 run
    • 40 Merkins

 Sprints: Round 2

  • 50 yard dash
    • 100 Merkins
  • 100 yard run
    • 80 Merkins
  • 200 yard run
    • 60 Merkins
  • 400 yard run
    • 40 Merkins

Football Field: Round 1

  • 50 yard Burpee Broad Jump
  • 50 yard Bear Crawl
  • 50 yard Crab Walk
  • 50 yard Wounded Bear
  • find a partner – 50 yard wheel barrow

Football Field: Round 2

  • 50 yard Burpee Broad Jump
  • 50 yard Bear Crawl
  • 50 yard Crab Walk
  • 50 yard Wounded Bear
  • find a partner – 50 yard wheel barrow

 Run Stadium Steps

Done

Moleskin:

Man what WAS I thinking with that workout!  It was like I really wanted to punish myself for something stupid I did in the late ’80’s

Anyway, it was a major dingleberry fest… not enough time to finish the beat down.. but if you come to #f3TheRock you will get the Merkin count to complete the 500+.

Everyone was stoked to be apart of this workout, in fact StageCoach brought some rope with the intent to ‘hang the Q’ WTF!!

Good to see Double D’s, Baracus and of course our own Mr. New York Marathon (stonecold).

Joker was his typical speedy self, but the Mirkens seem to take a toll after a while, can you say the NEW JOKER EQUALIZER?

We need shoes, so bring them! Times running out, so lets start knocking on neighbors doors and trolling the running clubs 🙂

T-Claps to Smokey, we tried to change his name to flyswatter, because its really a cool name..but he was good sport to take the recommendation!  Anyway, lets name someone that name.. because its really a bad ass name.

 

 

The lost and the found

9 men….wait 10 men, nope here comes Haggis…. 11 men launched for this week’s DT Hill route at approximately 5:17:57 am.  By the time the apartment loop was done, we were 12 (after Marvel came in on two wheels at the end of the loop).

By COT, we were again 11 men (after picking up two other PAX who did their own route to the school and back).  A quick math colloquium revealed we had lost Tootie, Skywalker, and Marvel who were later found long after COT getting in some extra (although unplanned miles).

So let’s call it 14 PAX at one point or another at Devil’s Turn today.

Here’s what went down:

1) Most PAX – Ran 1 mile warmup loop around apartments, accelerated to some sort of difficult pace and tried to hold on for the rest of the workout through Piper Glen and back (between 4 and 7.5 miles total distance). That’s pretty much all it was (doesn’t sound like much but it hurts).

2) As said, 2 PAX (Mall Cop and Wolfman) forged their own path and headed out to the school and back.  It was a PR day as they also took a spin around the track while there.  Nice job Wolfman on the PR for distance at DT!

3) The 3 lost ones (Tootie, Skywalker, and Marvel) toured pretty much all of Piper Glen after missing the turn onto Links to come back. This added a good mile and a half and made them late for COT.  They really only missed seeing the clubhouse. Next time perhaps?  The search party was commissioned and found them already back on Rea headed in.  Reports are that this was Skywalker’s longest run in 5 years.  Nice work brother!  Perhaps you should let Tootie trick you more often.  #inadvertentPR

Shout Outs:

– Frasier is an absolute beast and ran YHC into the ground while still carrying on a (mostly one sided) conversation. #onewordanswersonly

– Haggis put his blinders on and avoided the urge to race through the hills (a serious feat).  He has to store up energy for next week’s Thunder Road where he will be running from his house (Ballantyne) to the starting line (Uptown) and doing burpees and rosalita to stay warm before the race start.  At least that is the legend.  It’s probably true.

– Prohibition, The Mouth, and Stump Hugger will also be competing in Thunder Road.  It will be SH’s first half after only 8 months of F3.  Congrats brother, that takes dedication!  We wish all of you good luck in your taper and best of luck in the race.

– Turkey Leg, Long Haul, and Outback dominated the hills today and get extra points for not getting lost.  The hills are no joke and YHC promises they will pay off somehow.

Announcements:

– December 6 Holiday Party – Watch for email and signup in next day or so

– Area51 cold weather gear – Watch for email with details of long sleeve shirts coming in the next days

– Sons of Ballantyne shirts also available on the Mudgear website for preorder – long and short sleeves available.

Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads.

I’m tired of coming up with creative workout titles. I’m switching to all Chevy Chase quotes.

17 men gathered at OP for the weekly battle against the Hydra. Properly disclaimed, we proceeded thusly:

Mosey to the field (I disclosed in the pre tweet that my foot hurt. So if you were looking for a lot of running, our 50 yard warmup run should’ve squelched those dreams.)
SSH, IW, Peter Parker, Slow Squat x 20

Gather on one end line. Do the called exercise halfway down the field, then jog the rest of the way to the other end. High knees, butt kickers, carioca both ways, bear crawl, crab walk.

Back on the end line for a pyramid. Run to the other end and do 5x HR Merkins, jump squats, CDDs and lunges. Back to the other side for 10x. Then 15x, 20x, 15x, 10x, 5x.

Circle up in the middle for Ring of Fire. Hold plank (regular and elbow) while members of the PAX take turns running around the outside of the circle until all have gone.

Mosey to the concession area for an abbreviated pyramid. Select a bench. Do 5x jump ups, incline merkins, dips, derkins. Run to the bullpen net (50 yards) and back. Repeat with 10x, 15x, 10x.

Mosey back to the field. Gather on the end line. Do the called Mary exercise, in cadence, then AYG to the other end line for the next exercise. Flutter, Dolly, Rosalita, Russian Twist, Protractor, Peter Parker.

COT

Moleskin:
Well that was fun. With a bad wheel, I had to dial back the running that I usually rely on to keep the heart rate up.
Good work by everyone out there. Hopper was killing it on the first pyramid. It was good to see Lost Weekend back out there after a long recovery from an injury. Runstopper brought the tights out again despite the balmy 60 degrees at go time. FNG Velvet got it done. Great first workout!

Announcements:
Keep bringing shoes. We have some work to do to reach the Area 51 goal of 500.
Christmas Party is on 12/6. Watch for preblast soon.
Specialty workouts coming up – The Brave is doing the Army Ranger test tomorrow. It sounds terrible. Look it up. There is a Marine Corps workout at AG on Saturday. See website for details.

You Won’t Believe What NC Drivers are Saying about this Backblast

Twelve angry men came to rage against the machine (the machine being Brown’s ad-infested Pandora playlist, “Songs I Still Hate 20 Years Later”).  After an implied disclaimer and inferred acquiescence, we proceeded thusly:

WARM UP

  • 2H Swings x 20
  • SSH x 10
  • 2H Swings x 20
  • I Walker x 10
  • 2H Swings x 20
  • S/Low Squat x 10
  • 1H Swings x 10 ea side

THANG

Eleven (or as they say in Florence, “lebb’n”–one syllable with a silent N) Minutes of Moderate Discomfort – Don’t put bell down until the end, all exercises 30 sec each

  • Snatch – L
  • Snatch – R
  • Reverse Lunge – L
  • Reverse Lunge – R
  • High Pull – L
  • High Pull – R
  • One Legged RDL – L
  • One Legged RDL – R
  • Clean – L
  • Clean – R
  • 1H Swing – L
  • 1H Swing – R
  • Press – L
  • Press – R
  • 2H Swing x 2 (1 min total)
  • Viking Press – L
  • Viking Press – R
  • Louganis
  • Louganis (no press)

Core Circuit

  • Hanging Knees to Elbows x 10
  • Dolly with KB Press (until Knees to E’s return)
  • Knees to Es x 10
  • Flutter with KB Press
  • Knees to Es x 10
  • Pullovers
  • Knees to Es x 10
  • Glute Bridge with 1 Arm KB Press x5 ea side

Repeat 11 Min Complex and Core Circuit

COT (with KB locked out overhead)

The RumpleMoleskine

  • Nothing simple about a complex.  It was bad enough the first time through but second time was just plain hurtful.  Good work if you made it through to the end without putting down your bell or fast forwarding through commercials.
  • The keen observer will note that there is only 10 minutes of exercises listed. So sue me (the timer counts the transitions, too).
  • Rediscovered the hanging knee raise Qing Joust last week.  Those will stick with you for a few days. Like the Jelly of the Month, it the gift that keeps on giving.
  • Thanks to Brown for bringing the iPod Wallet, Speaker and Shave Kit his kids gave him for Father’s Day.  Good to have tunes distract us from the pain.
  • Good to have Splinter as Site FNG at Meathead.  We expect to see more of you (and less of your sleeves) in the near future.
  • TClaps to Stone Cold, at his first workout since FINALLY running the NYC marathon.  Came back with suspect stories of passing Tiki Barber at Mile 20.  Sure thing, big man.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Shoes
  • Joe Davis Run
  • Be on the lookout for Thanksgiving morning convergence news.
  • A51 Christmas Party preblast will hit the interweb in the next day or so.

 

 

Preblast – The Brave – Ranger PT Test

The Brave will start running the Ranger PT test every 6 to 8 weeks to provide the Pax a good baseline and measuring stick on improvment as we head toward the Spring Mudrun season.

The Ranger PT test consists of the following:
2 minutes – max pushups
2 minutes – max situps with someone holding your ankles
Max Pull-ups
Timed 5 Mile Run.

We will lauch at 5:15 at the The Vine – come warmed up. We will mosey down to the workout trail for the push-ups, sit-ups and pull-ups, then mosey back up past The Vine to start the run. Attached is a route map – we will make two laps.

See you in the Gloom.

Champagne

The Charge – Under the Lights!

 38 strong men gathered on a perfect fall morning at Providence Day School for the 1-YR ANNIVERSARY of “THE CHARGE!”  This one was destined to be a good one when the lights came on in the stadium (thanks to Mutt).  Although I think during the workout a few might have rather had the lights off…there’s nowhere to hide under those bright lights.

DDs got us started…

The Thang:

  • X10 Burpees in parking lot then mosey down to the track at the stadium
  • 1 warm-up lap with side-to-sides, backward run, high knees, heels to butts, lunge walk, backward lunge walk
  • X20 SSH
  • X20 Imperial Walker
  • X20 Mountain Climbers
  • X20 Peter Parker
  • X20 Parker Peter
  • Plank
  • X20 LBCs
  • X20 Monkey Humpers
  • X20 Hill Billy’s

Partner up for some goal-line to goal-line fun:

  • 25 yd partner wheel-barrows flip flop for 100 yds total.
  • Partner carry 50 yds flip flop on way back
  • 25 yd partner crab-barrows flip flop for 100 yds total.
  • Partner carry 50 yds flip flop on way back

Hand-off to Booty to bring us home

Break into two groups; run 400, proceed to stadium steps and run steps, 10 burpees, run to track. Rinse and repeat 3x.  Mary including LBC, LBRosalita, Russian Twists, and 50 Freddie Mercurys.

Oy!

Ye Olde Naked Man Moleskin:

  • Awesome crowd this morning to celebrate 1-year of The Charge.  Big thanks to pax from both Metro and Area 51 for making it happen.
  • Thanks Mutt for the lights and creating the “Football Friday night atmosphere”!
  • DDs…the crab-barrows were awful.  Just plain cruel.
  • Booty, tough to get 38 men to follow directions isn’t it?  Nevertheless…it was a more than sufficient beat-down.
  • I (Baracus) would comment on how strong some of the guys looked out front this morning, but too many in front of me to single any one out.  Nice work fellas!

Cheers to all the PAX out there this am for their support of our 1YR Anniversary!

Announcements:

  • Bring FNGs to The Charge next week and Baracus will donate a pair of lightly worn athletic shoes for #ShoeRedemption…for men at the Charlotte Rescue Mission.  Drive ends on 11/22.
  • Sign up for the Joe Davis Run on 1/10.  See F3Nation.com for the pre blast and registration information.

Midterm elections – vote for Grass drills!

The Thang:

2 circles around parking area – karoke, backwards

Vote – – – Bearcrawl or crabwalk to cinema parking entrance (we did both)

Mosey to lot in front of HT – circle / disclaimer

  • Vote – – – Peter parker or parker peter – after vote = X 15 each
  • LBC with twists x 20
  • Hands to toes x20
  • Vote – – – SSH or IW? = SSH x 20

Random whistle throughout workout – 5 merkins (10 if too slow to react)

Mosey to fountain

  • 30 dips OYO Choose which building to circle.
  • 30 (15 each leg) – step ups and choose which building to circle.

Mosey to grassy area in front of hill – Grass Drills – run in place – knees high.

  • One whistle – drop and 5 merkins.
  • Two whistles – drop and 5 burpees
  • Three whistles – run up to top of hill and back down

Mosey to vehicle parking – break up into 2 teams:

  • Shuttle runs while rest SSH in cadence
  • Winner chooses loser punishment – 5 burpees or run up/down hill.

Repeato but loser chooses punishment (Merkins while you wait).

Circle and Mary

  • Vote – – – Dolly or flutter?
  • Vote – – – Heels to Heaven or dying cockroach?

 Moleskin:

YHC had wanted a football practice style workout for a while – sort of taking back old school but minus the Riddell coaches’shorts (do they even still make those?). Then the midterm elections happened so why not combine the two. Add a whistle, and voila – democracy and grass drills! I figured that I would let the pax have choices on certain exercises, and in the true form of our great democracy; either listen to the people, or decide what’s truly best for them myself. Flutie Flakes had thought that after high school and college, he wouldn’t have to do exercises at the tune of a whistle – YHC is glad to bring him back to his hay days. Mighty Mite got confused with democracy and grass drills – they are the same thing if you think about it! Heartbreaker was hoping for only two hill climbs on the grass drills – Coach YHC obliged due to O2 deprivation. I personally liked the competitive shuttle runs. Competition pushes pax even when they are tired. None of us wants to lose and have punishment. I enjoyed leading as always, and hope that the extra flavor was enjoyed by all. Maybe in February we can have a NFL combine style workout – YHC will bring my whistle!

Death Valley Combine

—Posted on behalf of Hopper—

20 pax joined up for a post-election workout.  We did not have ballot boxes.  We did not have dangling chads.  We did not have “I Voted” stickers……but we did have running!  Kudos to the half dozen or so pax who showed up early for KB’s….I am forgetting some, but recall at least Spackler, Stagecoach and Dolphin.  When I pulled up Fireman Ed was there, too, but he was just drinking coffee watching the other guys workout…kind of creepy!

The Thang

Post disclaimer, we jogged to the front of the campus for:

25 SSH

20 MC’s

15 Peter Parkers

With the whistle quickly wrapped around YHC’s neck, the instruction was to follow down Strawberry Lane at 75% to 80% of mile pace and at the sound of the whistle drop and churn our 10 merkins.  And so the pax followed, until we got to Rosecliff where we turned around and dropped for some quick planks.  The run back to SCMS was the same whistle blowing drill, but with 7 diamond merkins this time.  Once back at SCMS, circle up for some elbow planks…..dang, that gravel/asphalt hurts.  YHC will need to rethink that next time.

Mosey to the baseball fields.  Partner up!  Partner 1 runs the perimeter of the entire baseball field along the fence line (amazing how much instruction that required!!) while partner 2 does dips until the return of partner 1.  Flapjack.  Round two was the same drill, but with derkins instead of dips. Flapjack.

Mosey to football field for some Mary:

35 LBC’s

20 Flutters

Mosey to the track for some combine action. We formed three lines of 6-7 guys per line.  Last man in line gets a football and runs to the front Indian Run style.  After front man gets the ball, he passes the ball back 1 by 1 until the then last man gets the ball and repeats.  YHC mentioned any fumble by any team would result in ten merkins, but there was no fumblitis out there today!  Our pax looked better than the Panthers backfield!…although Spackler would look funny with those pink dread hair extensions, wouldn’t he??….anyway…..

More Mary including:

20 Rosalita

20  Freddy Mercury (15 fast, 5 slow)

Protractor with angle “call-outs” from the pax

Last thing…..AYG 100 yard dash down the football field.  Fletch SMOKED all of us and was at least 15 yards ahead by the end….nice work, man!

Moleskin:

It was an honor boys.  Tough, fit  pax show up to DV so I wanted to throw in a lot of running to not let you all down.  I had a lot of fun doing it and thanks for the opportunity to lead, Stagecoach.  Great work men!

Announcements:

  • Do not forget Sole Redemption and bring your used men’s athletic shoes (washed preferably).  Stagecoach inspired YHC to offer the shoes he was wearing on the spot!  Goal is 300 pair with a stretch of 500!
  • F3 Aftermath meets at the Starbucks in Piper Glen immediately following.
  • F3 Holiday Party is scheduled for 12/6 at Sugar Creek Brewery

Dolphin, thanks for a great take-out!