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F3 Initiative at Alexander Youth Network

During the past month, a number of men from Area 51 have had the opportunity to get to know a beautiful group of kids that live at the Alexander Youth Network [AYN] campus just a few miles outside of downtown Matthews, NC. The range of services offered at AYN is impressive. I can’t do it justice in a brief post, but here are some fast facts to give you a general sense for AYN:

  • AYN is a non-profit facility that provides professional treatment to children with serious emotional and behavioral problems.    
  • AYN provides a comprehensive array of behavioral healthcare services, serving more than 5,000 children [ages 5-18] per year in more than a dozen programs.
  • Children are referred to AYN from hospitals, physicians, parents, schools, and organizations such as departments of social services and the juvenile justice system.
  • AYN’s mission is to help kids recover from severe emotional and behavioral challenges.
  • AYN offers both day-treatment services as well as a residential program.

When I was introduced to AYN a few months ago I couldn’t help but wonder how F3 could get involved. After a 6-degrees of separation conversation with Haywood [from the F3 Foundation Board of Directors] I discovered that two men of F3 [i.e., Puppy Love and Sweeper Boy] serve on the AYN Board of Directors. I should have known! Puppy Love connected me with the AYN team, and we jointly decided to try a four week program whereby men of F3 would lead workouts for the AYN residents on Saturday afternoons from 4-5PM. AYN has as many as 36 full-time residents in treatment at any point in time, most in the age range of 8-12. The residential program serves children that require 24-hour supervision; with a typical treatment duration of four to six months. Each child has a unique story, but the common thread is that these are kids that have experienced some real challenges in life, including various forms of abuse.

So, for the past four Saturdays we’ve had a collection of F3 men – Puppy Love, Frasier, Slim Fast, Mermaid, Spackler, Iron Horse, and myself – rotate Saturdays to lead workouts and connect with the kids on a personal level. It’s been – I think – a mutually beneficial experience. The kids showed gains each week… getting the counting down pretty well [better than some of my F3 brothers, who shall remain nameless]… and by the last week we even had some of the kids leading exercises. The kids loved the fact that we had silly nicknames [thankfully, all of the F3-ers on site had family friendly nicknames]. As the weeks progressed it was pretty cool seeing the kids come out of their cottages at the start of the workouts and call out to us by name.

I wanted to share all of this, not for a pat on the back, but rather to make you aware of AYN and to give a small example of how men of F3 continue to find ways to connect with the community. My gentle challenge to the men of Area 51 is to keep your eyes open for community engagement activities. I’ve found that all it takes is one person – with a bit of passion – to attract other men of F3 to community projects/programs. It’s a bit like Field of Dreams… “if you build it, he will come”… just flesh out your idea and the men of F3 will lift it up and make it happen.          

So, you may be wondering… well, what next with AYN? We are in the process of working with AYN to a) have a fun F3-AYN cookout to goof around a bit with the kids, and b) establish a long-term commitment with AYN whereby we get men of F3 out with the kids on selected Saturdays throughout the year. So… stay tuned… there will be opportunities to get involved.         

Joker

Burpee Challenge

5 men met for a morning workout. 

What we did:

-Little baby 1/4 mile jog around parking lot

-Standard warm up… IW; SSH; Squats, etc.

-Played with rocks, using the hill by the back entrance

-Warm up with shuffle step, karaoke, etc.

-Race tiime… .3 mile loop at full speed, with exercise between each set.  Rinse/repeat X 4.

-Station work… People’s Chair, Dips, Declines… X3

-Playground… pull ups and squats

-Core work… LBC, flutter, Dolly, Rosalita, Mason Twist

-Finish with ONE burpee

Naked Man

– too bad we ran out of time at the end.  I had planned for 100, maybe even 1,000 burpees.  But due to time constraints and the bylaws of the Rock workout site I decided that just doing one burpee was appropriate. 

-good to see some old friends, and make new ones.

Block Heads

10 men did manly things at Area 51 this morning.

Standard warm up… 1/4 mile jog, SSH, IW, Squats, Incline Merkin

Wall time with some arm presses and merkins mixed in.

Retrieve cinder blocks.

Teams of three with one shared cinder block run 800M loop as fast as you can, switching off with the cinder block as needed.

Playground time… pull ups and squats.

Back to the cinder blocks for another 800M team race.

Playground time again… dips and squats

Back to the cinder blocks for a third 800M team race.

Playground time… LBC, Flutter, Dolly and Mason Twists.

Return cinder blocks.

Go to rock pile for curls, shoulder presses and squats.

Field time… butt kickers, karaoke, back pedal.

Finish with CDD and burpees.

Good work by all this morning. O’T took some ribbing – deservedly – for his poncho… the guy is old school all the way.  Floor Slapper is starting to show up at workouts on time, but Donkey Kong is taking his place as the most likely to roll in at 7:02AM.  A number of guys brought canned goods and cereal boxes for our Area 51 holiday food drive that we are doing with Calvary Church… well done.

 

Cotton Anniversay

11 men participated in the two-year anniversary workout at The Matrix. 

The Thang

Quick warm up… you know the drill… Imperial Walkers, Side Straddle Hop, Squats, Merkins and LBC

“Mini Murph” done in a partner format… everyone run one mile; then with your partner do a combined total of 100 pull ups, 200 merkins and 300 squats; everyone run another mile

Quick warm down… LBC, Flutter, Dolly, Mason Twist

30 burpees

40 squats

Done.

Moleskin

  • Since I can get pretty predictable when I lead workouts at McKee Road Elementary School I spent about five minutes planning for this morning’s workout… which is about five more minutes than normal for me… in hopes of mixing things up a bit.  I decided, with Veteran’s Day tomorrow, that it would be a good chance to do the Murph [or at least the modified Murph]. 
  • Great seeing Dora and Harley back at The Matrix this morning.  Lot’s of workout memories with those guys over the last couple of years. 
  • Good work by all this morning.
  •  Thanks to Alf and Uncle Leo for handing things over to me for the two-year anniversary workout.   

Manning Passing Academy

Five men gathered for exercise QB training.

IW X 30

SSH X 30

Slow Squat X 30

Merkin X 30

Lap around the track

Field Work [end line to end line]

  • Karaoke
  • Backpedal
  • Butt kickers
  • Sprint

Indian Run around the track

Station Work – 3 sets of dips [20 each] and squats [20 each]

Passing challenge… round one

1/2 mile around track at 100%

Playground Work – 3 sets of pull ups [10/8/6] and squats [20 each]

Plank time… few merkins thrown in… People’s Chair [with arm raises]

Passing challenge… round two

LBC / Flutter / Dolly

8 Step Bodybuilder [I think that is what it is called… anyway, it’s what the Hoff was doing at the 9/11 convergence]

2 sets of perfect form merkins

Jail break to COT

Moleskin

  • So, the passing challenge was very straightforward.  Throw the ball 20 yards to hit a sign [roughly 3 feet tall by 2 feet wide].  Sounds easy enought, but the only football I had on my person was a kid’s Franklin brand soft cushion style football.  It didn’t hold it’s velocity very well, so out of ten throws total amongst the five of us… only one throw [by Les Miz I believe] hit the target. 
  • On the half mile run, I don’t have a firm grasp of running science and the related technical terms like Bratwurst, so I just stuck with what I know best… “gents, run as fast as you can for two laps.”
  • Two-year anniversary for Strange Brew at The Rock tomorrow.  He said something about  Candadian beer for anyone that shows up… at least that’s what I think I heard. 

No I-Phone Required

22 men [at least I think they were all men… frankly it was too dark to tell for sure] gathered in the humid gloom of Death Valley for a poorly planned but a well executed morning workout.

The Thang [abbreviated style]

-LBC… yep, three sets of those

-Imperial Walker, Dolly and Flutter… of course, these are required elements

-Mason Twists… one set, for fun

-Dips and Supine [sp??] Pull-Ups… three sets of each, 60 total reps

-Squats… for sure, about six sets in total, but who is really keeping track anyway

-Merkins… 323 total [assuming you were able to get in the full 50 merkins that Runstopper demanded when he hijacked my Q]

-Gassers on the football field… 120 yards out, with some merkins at the far goal post, then 120 yards back… as follows:

  • 50% run out and back
  • 75% run out and back
  • 100% run out and back
  • Backpedal out, run back
  • Karaoke out, run back
  • Karoake out, run back

Moleskin

  • So, I really didn’t plan this workout, I just let it come to me like an improvisational jazz player.  I knew we’d get in some merkins and I knew we’d get in some sprints… and, we did. 
  • Bulldog and Bananas were their usual talkative selves today. They’ve just got a lot to say, even at 0530.  Some chatter from Bulldog this morning about missing the partner exercises that I introduced at the convergence workout on July 4, 2013.  I may bring those back just for him. 
  • Runstopper was determined to show as much of his body today as possible.  Lot’s of “short lifting” and “shirt raising” going on.  But that is why we love him. 
  • Death Valley gets real dark on certain mornings.  I swear there were times this morning when I couldn’t see anyone except the guy on either side of me. 
  • You know, it’s becomed pretty common place for guys to use their I Phone voice recorder to keep track of PAX names in the COT.  Well, I’m a Blackberry guy [possibly their last customer], so that just isn’t an option for me.  I did get a headstart on things by writing down about 75% of the PAX names PRIOR to the workout… on my old school pad of paper.  

Cinderblock 800

12 men left the comfort of their beds on Saturday morning for good old fashioned beat down.

The Thang

Lobster Roll

Warm Up – SSH, IW, Squats and Merkins

Cinderblock 800 – Just like it sounds… pick up a cinderblock and run with it for 800 meters, stopping three times for pain stations on the way [including shoulder press, tricep extensions, curl and incline/decline merkins]. Also managed to find time to squeeze in some bear crawls and sprints as we passed by the lower field.

Joker

Mary – LBC, Flutter, Dolly, Mason Twist

Circuit work at the playground – pull ups, dips, squats, merkins

Starfish on the big field, with merkins at each light post

Close out with People’s Chair, merkins and Carolina Dry Docks

Moleskin

All told, did somewhere around 250 merkins.  Kind of lost count along the way.

Welcome to two FNGs… “Hochuli” [he’s a high school football ref], and “Venus” [he’s a tennis player and fan].

Put to the Test

Eight men gathered for a Stanford University soccer fitness test-inspired workout.

The Thang

Warm Up

-SSX X 30

-IW X 30

-Merkins X 30

-1/4 mile warm up jog

Fitness Test

-1/2 mile race pace, with maximum allowed time of 2:45

-rest 90 seconds

-6/18/60 yard shuttle, with max time of 32 seconds

-rest 90 seconds

-1/4 mile race, with max time of 1:15

-rest 90 seconds

-6/18/60 shuttle, with max time of 32 seconds

-rest 90 seconds

-1/4 mile race, with max time of 1:17

-rest 90 seconds

-6/18/60 shuttle, with max time of 33 seconds

-rest 90 seconds

-1/2 mile race, with max time of 2:50

———

LBC X 30

Flutter X 30

Dolly X 30

Mason Twist X 20

Merkin X 20

Run up the hill to the “blue door” and back

Jog / jail break to parking lot

Merkins X 20

Carolina Dry Dock X 20

Moleskin

I found this fitness test workout on the internet last summer [and I believe everything on the internet because it was invented by Al Gore].  The last time we did the test was in the summer of 2013 at a Fast Twitch workout.  It didn’t feel any easier this time.  The max threshold times above feel within reach when you see them on paper, but when you stack up the exercises with limited recovery time it is a real challenge.  And on balance, the 6/18/60 shuttle run max times were more difficult to achieve than the 1/2 mile and 1/4 mile max times.  We stuck with the fitness program protocol, except on the last 1/2 mile we stuck together as a pack rather that doing an as-fast-as-you-can-go format. 

Splinter burned up the track on the first 1/2 mile test, and a couple others squeaked in just under 2:45.  Lobster and Turkey Leg were motoring at a fast clip, especially on the 6/18/60 shuttles. 

Great to see Skywalker back in the gloom.  He must have superhuman healing powers that Skywalker. 

Gummy, if you haven’t noticed, is a sweating machine.  Almost to the point of Slapshot, and that is saying something.  Definitely fist bumps, not hugs, at the end of workout with brother Gummy.  Speaking of Gummy… lots of Gummy sitings at F3 workouts lately 

Strange Brew is just an animal.  The guy does Go Rucks, marathons, F3 Gears, sprint workouts, kettlebell workouts… whatever it is, he’s game to try it. 

So it turns out that Cheese Curd is a fan of the 90s grunge / alt rock scene, as am I.  Next time a good band comes to town… let’s get a crew together and hit the show.

Cricket Anyone?

31 humans [including some Dads, some pre-teens and some toddlers] hit Col Beatty Park on Saturday morning for the weekly edition of F3 Dads [Charlotte South style].

The Thang [I left my Weinke in my car this morning… so, this is a general description of things I can hardly remember two days later]

Warm Up:

-SSH X 20

-IW X 20

-Squat X 20

-Merkin X 10

-High Knees / Butt Kickers

Red-Light Green Light:

-Frog Jump

-Bear Crawl

-Gorilla Jump

Relay Races [five team of four kids]

Core Work – LBC, Flutter, Dolly, Plank

Sprints

Finish with ten burpees

Moleskin

  • So, when Header asked me to Q F3 Dads this past Saturday I said, “Sure.”  It was actually a little harder than I thought it would be.  There was less heckling of the Q than a normal workout, but I found myself over-explaining things when I know the kids just wanted to get after it.  Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed it. 
  • I may have worked the kids a little too hard.  My sons walked downstairs on Sunday morning saying their stomachs and legs were a bit sore.  My workout was light on the kids games and heavy on the traditional F3 stuff… but, the kids seemed to enjoy it.
  • When we showed up the baseball fields for the workout there were two games of Cricket in process.  Luckily, Cricket players don’t hit bombs far into the outfield, so we were able to secure a patch of grass in right field that was suitable for the workout. 
  • Kids love races… it’s just a given.  And my favorite part was watching the youngest kids try to “stay in their lane” during the relay races.  Some of them were veering all over the place like drunken sailors.     
  • Young Love gets the Dad/Husband of the day award for bringing all his kids out.  How many Young Love 2.0s are there anyway?… I lost count, but it’s at least four. 
  • Thanks to the other Dads for helping keep the kids focused. 

On the Pitch

Eight futbol-ers [sp??] hit the ghetto pitch at The Matrix for a soccer-insprired workout. 

The Thang

200 Meter Warm up

IW X 17

SSH X 17

Squat X 17

Stretch time [like the Flex boys, but without the lacrosse balls embedded in the rump]

“120s” – Sprint 120 yards, then recovery jog 120 yards back to the starting point.  Rest alowed until total elapsed time of 60 seconds.  Then… do it all over again.  Our goal was to do the cycle ten times, sticking with the 60-second schedule for each cycle.  We made it ten times, but added a little extra recovery time during cycles 6-10.

Core work… including LBC, Flutter, Dolly and Mason Twists

Station Work

-Ten pull ups / 20 squats / 20 dips

-Eight pull ups / 20 squats / 15 dips

– Six pull ups / 15 squats / 15 dips  

People’s Chair with merkins during recovery time… total of 50 merkins

10 burpees OYO

Moleskin

-So, CMS budget cuts have led to to some challenging field conditions at McKee Road Elementary School.  What was once a decent field is now 50 percent tall weeds and 50 percent dirt patches.  Maybe conditions will improve when school is back in session. 

-I’m a natural born sweater [almost to the extent of Slap Shot… that man can break into a full on sweat about ten seconds into a workout], and this morning was a shirt-drencher all the way.  As a piece of marriage advice I will tell you guys.. if you happen to drive your M’s vehicle to a summer workout, be smart enough not to leave her with a sweaty seat belt. 

-Floor Slapper is a Mud Run free agent.  He’s a doctor, so could make for a good teammate!