22 SOBs launched at 0530 from the Vine Restaurant at the Ballantyne AO and followed me blindly into The Gloom. Here’s what we did:
The Thang:
We headed towards the back of the corporate park.
COP – SSH X 20, Mountain Climbers X 20, Squats X 15, Merkins X 15
We headed over to the small pond with a bridge and lined up at the bottom of the hill. YHC called 7s – 6 burpees at the bottom, 1 Squat at the top; 5 burpees at the bottom, 2 squats at the top; etc.
Then we mosey around to the middle of the intersection on Rushmore Dr. and did the following:
– Run up the hill on Rushmore Dr about 100 yards SSH to wait for the six. Merkins X 15, LBCs X 15
-Run down the hill on Rushmore Dr about 100 yards High knees to wait for the six. Do high knee/burpee combo X 5, Wide merkins X 15, flutter X 15
– bear crawl up the hill on Rushmore Dr about 100 yards SSH to wait for the six. Diamond Merkins X 10, WWIIs X 15
-lunge walk down the hill on Rushmore Dr about 100 yards High knees to wait for the six. Do high knee/burpee combo X 5, CDD X 15, Dollies X 15
– Run up the hill on Rushmore Dr about 100 yards SSH to wait for the six. Merkins X 15, Heels to heaven X 15, In and out planks X 15, LBCs X 15
COT
Moleskin:
Glad to see it finally warming up in The Gloom.
Always a pleasure leading the men of Bagpipe this morning.
Announcements:
Sign up for Team Chepul race to raise money for brain cancer research.
Mud run registration has been extended. Sign up sooner rather than later.
The Ballantyne BRR team needs one additional driver. Let us know if you’re willing to volunteer.
March 11th Happy hour at Duckworth’s in Ballantyne to raise money to repair a bridge in Nicaragua.
15 PAX (ties a record) launched from the Vine on a perfectly fine morning to disrupt the quiet gloom of the Ballantyne Corporate Park.
The THANG:
Moleskin:
Announcements:
15 put both feet on their dry floor and stepped onto the wet dance floor that was F3TheMatrix to get sloppy at a block party
Jog through the swamp that was MRP to the lot for a brief COP
SSH x 25 IC
IW x25 IC
Mtn Climber x 25 IC
Merking x 12 IC
At some point during COP Floor Slapper arrives – causing complaints of his missed lap through the swamp…
So we go back through the swap to make everyone happy – shuffle left, shuffle right, high knees and proceed to the blocks
Partner up and line up on side walk for a block party
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 dead lifts block – Flapjack x2
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 upright rows block – Flapjack x2
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 military presses block – Flapjack x2
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 burpees with block – Flapjack x2
Mosey to the parking lot to find dry ground for some Mary
Flutter x 20 IC
LBC x 20 IC
Dolly x 20 IC
LBC right x 10 IC
LBC left x 10 IC
Return to blocks for a second round
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 dead lifts block – Flapjack x2
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 upright rows block – Flapjack x2
Partner 1 runs while Partner 2 military presses block – Flapjack x2
[wait for it] Partner 1 runs with block Partner 2 squats – Flapjack
Line up for AYG back to the lot
Moleskine
1) It was 40 degrees and not raining and what does the PAX do in the pre-workout gloom? Talk about how it’s cold and they don’t want to get wet. How quickly many of us forget our northern and midwestern upbringings…
2) Always a pleasure and honor to lead
4 regulars and 3 site FNG showed up to do the following.
4 station rotation of heavy bag work, punching mits, jump rope/sit ups, shadow boxing….followed by light sparring (no head shots). Each guy had the opportunity to go 2 rounds.
Welcome Strawberry, Heartbreaker and Beeker to F3 Fight Club, hope you all enjoyed and will come back. Still waiting on Spackler to show up since he gave me a verbal a couple weeks ago at Rebel Yell.
Chippy
23 men headed the warning and posted at F3DMZ this morning, not sure what I ate that caused me to design an arm/shoulder buster but seemed like everyone really enjoyed the challenge.
The Thang’
YHC yelled the disclaimer, and then we ran to Carmel Middle School.
Stop along the way at 2 speed bumps for 20 Mirkens in cadence. #manthissux
Circle up for COT – all in cadence
Mosey to rock pile, find a respectable rock (make the M proud)
Wall Sit – Alternating rock in front .20 secs/ above head .20 secs repeat 2x
Partner up, bring biggest rock – Partner Sit-up rock hand off.
Balls to the Wall Mirkens
Mosey with rock to clearing – Line up along the sidewalk for Jack Webb with your rock
Stagger to the rock pile – return rocks
Mosey to lower Football practice field
Burpee Broad jump 50 yards.
Run back to Carmel Rd Park. Done.
The weekly SOB workout known as Swift will launch at 0515 from the Vine Restaurant at the Ballantyne AO. All PAX of all fitness levels are invited to push the envelope of their current running fitness. No man left behind.
The workout will be a complicated mess made easier by a WEINKE for the PAX. New this week is the Introduction of Threshold Pace at Swift. If you’ve been to Devil’s Turn, you’ve seen it before. Know your Threshold Pace (and Interval, Repetition) by visiting http://runsmartproject.com/calculator.
After a warm-up, we will be making our way through this workout at the Bull Ring:
Today was my 2 year anniversary of F3. I Q’d on purpose. 24 of everything.
Lets get to work.
Lap around the parking lot
SSH IC
Front Lunge IC
Side Lunge IC
3 Sets of the Following Exercises
Upright Row (on third set we did curls)
Merkins
Two-Handed Swing
Merkins
Squats
Merkins
Tricep Extensions
Merkins
Clean and Press (12 a side)
Merkins
Moleskin
YHC has done this set before, usually with incresing count each set (10,15,20 or 15,20,25). Being it was his anniversary 24 flat across was in order. Small amount of chatter today mostly from Frehleys. Great working out in the foggy gloom with you guys today. Great to see Philmont out again. Thanks to F3! Sparky, glad you came back for day 2. Look forward to seeing you out again. Also heard you may have roped some others interested. Ripcurl was killing it out there today. Chanel, i don’t even know what to say about you bro. Hardwork. that’s for sure. Merkins were terrible. We survived. Form wasn’t #miccheck or anything. but they were done.
– 0540 – 0615 4-5 mile run (Double E & Glass Joe)
– 0615 – 0645 kettle bell beatdown “Steel Factory” (Horse Head Q, Double E, Boondock 2.0, Countertop, Glass Joe)
– 0700 – 0800 Outland (The Main Event)
YHC up first on Q, mosey to Shovel Flag for some
COP
SSH x 20 (with optional Richard Simmons, I mean The Late Show, hand clapping.)
IW x 20
Low Slow Squat x 20
Mosey to practice field, line up and bear crawl across the field, plank at the end to keep the PAX together then continue mosey to… Tire Kingdom.
Partner up, size/speed do not matter.
P1 flips the tire to the end of the marked pavement and back while P2 does called exercise, flapjack.
Round 1: Dips
R2: Step ups/jump ups
R3: Merkins
R4: Squats
R5: LBCs
R6: Manmaker Merkins
Times up!
Hand off to Countertop
Moleskin
Some body actually told me that tires can roll?! HA! They must be a little coo coo for coco puffs we all know tires don’t roll, they only flip.
And a lot of flipping they did. T-Claps for the teamwork on the even bigger monster truck tire that took 3 PAX to flip. Keeping the group together like we did today for the various parts of the beatdown gave a solid mix of hard work and #mumblechatter/2ndF.
It was also kind of funny that an exercise that we have not done in months, Manmakers, made an appearance by both Q’s without either of us knowing each others plan.
Good to see Dream becoming more of a regular lately, even joining us at coffeeteria, he is warming up to this weird but friendly group. #Islandofmisfittoys
Announcements
Pretty sure Saturday was the last day to sign up for mudrun but keep your eyes on twitter in case they open up more spots.
If you did miss it there is alway GORUCK Red, Light & Blue in May! Drop Thrill and YHC are already HCs & Paid so come on out with us! Even if you don’t, expect to see us in the gloom with the rucks in the coming months. #Backpackbackpack
There was some #Mumblechatter on twitter this week about a F3UnionCo Kettle Bell work out. At this point it was only talk but if we continue to grow this could become reality so keep it in the back of your mind.
Continue to keep Zip in your prayers, he is making slow progress but progress nonetheless, also the family of the coworker/friend of DT & Mall Cop that passed away unexpectedly.
Chime in with any other thoughts or #Mumblechatter I may have missed in the comments.
Always an honor to lead, AYE!
11 men gathered in the fog of Death Valley to run and jump and move rocks… your basic manly stuff.
The Thang
Little baby warm up lap in the parking lot
Warm up exercises
-Squats… that’s right, we broke pattern and decided not to open up with side straddle hops
-Imperial Walker
-Side Straddle Hop
Little baby merkins on the curb
Mosey down to the track
-1/4 mile
-Slow squats
-Double D’s Hillbillys
-1/4 mile
-Station work on the bleachers [dips and squats]
-1/4 mile
-Merkin ladder
-People’s Chair with little baby arm presses
-1/4 mile
Mosey to the rock pile
-20 curls – 20 tricep extensions – 20 shoulder presses X 3 sets
-20 LBCs
Mosey to parking lot
-20 burpees on your own
Jog around parking lot
Done.
Moleskin
Scott Voss: I think I can do this.
Marty Streb: Do what?
Scott Voss: [Run the Wiggler].”
Run the Wiggler! 5:30 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – mixed-martial arts pace…
**Here Comes the Boom