It’s Movember. Which means you have no excuse for being beardless. I realize that some of you cannot grow a beard for genetic reasons (you have my pity), while others are oppressed by stifling policies restricting beards in their professional environments. But it is Movember now …the one month in the entire year when you can say to your employer, “It’s for a good cause,” and they can’t do anything about it for fear of the ACLU and other agencies ambitious about protecting the rights of downtrodden peoples. So grow a grand and glorious beard this month brothers! If you are beardedly challenged procure a face toupee. Do whatever must be done, but don’t miss this once in a lifetime (and by “lifetime” of course I mean annual) opportunity to Beard-It-Up!
Exercising in the A.M.
Jog to COP location approx. 970 yards from meeting location of origin.
COP
SSH x 20 IC
Imperial Walker x 20 IC
Mtn Climbers x 10 IC
Peter Parkers x 10 IC
Parker Peters x 10 IC
Monkey Humpers x 15 IC
Run to that neighborhood with the hill, and – – – > 7’s (burpees at the top, sumo jump squats at the bottom).
Run back to the COP location for Russian Twists (x20 IC) and Knee-ups (x15 IC).
Run to courtyard for Dips & Derkins (both x 10 IC) …& repeato.
While in courtyard also accomplish some jump-ups (x 20 OYO) …& repeato.
Run to the sports pitch for bear crawl to 50 YL and backwards run back to goal line; followed by crab walk to the 30 YL & backwards run to goal line; followed by 100 yard run 10 burpees & then backwards run to opposite goal line (reapto but Diamonds & then Wide-Arm Merkins).
Jog to wall for 1 min of Balls-to-the-wall …and then do it for another minute.
Jog back to meeting point of origin and we’re done.
Moleskine:
We rise early to exercise and the mornings are getting brisk …and as we enter the winter months your face will thank you for growing a nice warm beard.
Also …where is Arena (formerly know as “Wabbit”) these days???
3 showed for this morning’s pre-party. Wild Turkey, Marlin, and YHC all loaded up a pack or vest with 15-25 lbs and started running. 2.4 miles then back to launch to allow for some post-run recovery and hydration. Quality conversation on the jog. We discussed how disappointing most of the astronomical phenomenon are given all the hype they enjoy.
The PAX were disclaimed and urged to give it their all, but to adjust and modify as needed. Warm-up included; Warm-up lap, 10 Slow Windmill; 10 Slow Merkin; 10 Slow Prying Squats.
Grab a partner, similar bell size. 3 rounds of each exercise below.
Secret Service Snatch Test (SSST): is a test allegedly used as a weed out exercise for candidates of the Secret Service. There’s not a lot to confirm whether this is actually the case. I guess that stands to reason since secrets are kind of their thing over there. The SSST is a ten minute sprint for the heart, lungs, hamstrings, grip, and mind. Men’s weight~53lb, Lady’s weight~35lb
Grab a different partner, bell size does not matter this time. 3 rounds of each exercise below.
And finito. Count, Name.
During the laborious pre-ruck, YHC’s hope for a smallish even number of PAX was proclaimed to Wild Turkey. Sometimes small numbers are better suited to particular wienke’s. Today was no exception. 6 was perfect. The first half of the workout was predominantly “big muscle” strength work (get dem gainz). The second portion of the show was the SSST; a challenging 10 minutes of willing yourself to the next rep, and ignoring the pain in your hamstrings and lower back. Pre-F3 YHC was into measuring things a lot when exercising (ahem… measuring efforts, stay with me). When you exercise alone, it’s always you vs you, so it helps to measure so you have something to compete again. One of the great things about F3 is the ability to compete against others in things that are not always easy to measure. (not everyone just runs). The SSST is a pretty easy one to measure in theory, but counting reps can be a challenge when you are pushing yourself, and you are up past a 100 (YHC struggles with big numbers apparently). So today, in a mostly failed effort to bring back some of YHC’s old measurement tricks, the ole dilapidated iPhone 5 was brought out of retirement to provide video evidence. Q-fail, the phone decided it had enough after about 6 minutes of recording… so all the numbers here are based on the first 5 minutes and 53 seconds:

(Please comment below if numbers are off).
The test is a hard one. Based on the rep attrition trends in the first five minutes and 52 seconds, everyone would be between ~110 and ~160 reps. According to some random, non-authoritative website: * 150 gets a good sweat rolling, and a score of 200 is where we start feeling some real pain. 250 repetitions places you in the bleeding-from-the-eyeballs elite class. 275 is the record and is held by a recluse in Montana that is rarely seen.*
200 is 20 reps a minute. A quality rep for a KB snatch takes at least 2 full seconds to complete. So… to get to 20 reps a minute, one would need to go 10 reps each arm, no rest at speedy reps. Then 20 seconds of recovery. Or slow the reps down and do one rep every 3 seconds. That takes you to 200. Yikes. The SSST will roll around to the Foxhole again in 2-3 months, so practice up, and YHC will ensure the video coverage doesn’t F up again.
While this BB focused mainly on the SSST, YHC is getting a visit from Uncle DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) due to all of weinke this morning. Back, Shoulders, Neck, Arms, Chest… etc. Build those broken fibers back stronger. Honor to lead you guys, #tclaps on the strong effort.
Argo Out.
Scratch 297 and go 298 for number of pre-alarm awakenings from YHC’s 6 year old son. Love that little guy with all my heart. I always remember that there will be a day when he won’t need me nearly as much. If he needs to jump in bed to feel safe next to his dad, then jump on in, son. Pulled into SCMS as the first FT arrival with Utah. At least we had each other. A few more cars pulled in and we formed a group of 11, counting the QIC. Veteran crew heard the short-version disclaimer and off we went.
Thang
7/10 mile mosey to Davey Park.
COP
SSH x 10 IC
IW x 10 IC
Merkin x 10 IC
Mountain Climber x 10 IC
Continue south on 51 to Entrance 1 of Calvary. To the Pavilion. 8/10 mile from Davey.
The Anvil
Repetition 1 done as a group. Approximately 1.2 mile total length.
Repetition 2: ALL YOU GOT (AYG)
Repeat Bench Set to regroup.
Mosey north on 51 to Davey Park Entrance. PAX-called Mary.
Continue mosey to SCMS. 3 minutes of parking lot laps.
COT
Moleskin
4th Q in 6 posts. Sometimes it ends up working out that way. Read a NY Times article entitled, ‘How Much Suffering Can you Take (11/6/2016),’ about the Quintuple Anvil Triathlon-five Ironman-length races in 5 days. That’s over 703 miles total. Each time you finish an IM you bang the anvil with a hammer. It was completed in confined loops: 30 laps in a section of lake, 101 laps of a 5+ mile bike loop, and 75 laps of approx 2 mile run loop. Course nicknamed the “squirrel cage.” Sound like fun?
Had been thinking of a longer circuit to run repeats on at Fast Twitch. The 100-acre Calvary campus provides the perfect venue. Hence, the Anvil circuit. Yes, YHC stole the name from the above-mentioned article. And we ran it at the Anvil AO, so there’s that too. Today we ran it twice: Double Anvil. At approximately 1.15 miles, it can be run in about 10-12 minutes. The idea was to run it together once and then twice, consecutively, at AYG pace. We probably could not have got the whole group through round 3 due to time.
This would be a great circuit to run with a time limit. Based on today, most men should be able to get 4-6 reps in 60 minutes, depending on fitness level and speed, of course. 60-minute Sextuplet Anvil Challenge, anyone? Will resurface when the opportunity arises. By the way, Dolph Hock IV, a former military sniper, won the one-per-day division in 74 hours 54 minutes 17 seconds. Quite an accomplishment.
Pop Tart was at Rebel Yell a few weeks ago and asked for clarification regarding a called exercise. YHC on Q. He asked, “Did he say burpees?” Negative. Merkins were called, but YHC will always take requests that are better ideas than his own. Today he again needed clarification when H-R burpees were called. No, Pop Tart, merkins were not called. Good try.
Joker and Alf out front on the AYG Anvil circuit. Strong work men. The rest of the group pushed hard through a total of 5.7 miles. A far cry from 703, but it was about the idea, not the duration and length. Great job this morning. That workout wore YHC out. A couple Q fails to note: COP done in close proximity and YHC qualified it as “intimate.” Not received well. YHC pointed out the Supermoon at Calvary upon arrival. Joker quick to return to the intimate comment. Lesson learned. Please note, though, that the moon will not shine that bright for another 48 years. Well worth a moment’s pause to catch a good glimpse. Anyway, the return run hurt more than it should have. Thankful for the opportunity and the ability to lead this group of men today at Fast Twitch. T-claps to Hannibal for the takeout.
Announcements
South Charlotte Christmas Party 12/02/2016 at Firethorne CC. Preblast and sign up HERE
Operation Sweet Tooth to benefit Alexander Youth Network. Read the preblast HERE
01/07/2017 Joe Davis Run for Recovery in Fort Mill. Proceeds to Keystone Substance Abuse Center in Rock Hill, SC. Great race, greater cause. Organized by Rock Thrill’s family, in memory of his brother, Joe Davis, who died of an accidental overdose. Register HERE.
The moon was big, almost full and orange, a site FNG was ready to roll, and Kirk was nowhere to be found. Swiper asked for clarification: “So, we’re going to run to HT and then stay there?” Yes, exactly. Let’s go.
The Thang
Moleskin
F3 Men of Area51 and SOB land (together known as “F3 South Charlotte”) – WE WILL ANSWER.
Operation Sweet Tooth (“OST”) is in full gear and we need your help.
The Mission: Keep 8-year old Sweet Tooth’s memory alive. Let her parents, Olive (F3 Nation) and Jager (FiA Nation), know that she lives on in the Hearts of the PAX through their own for the Charlotte community.
The Reason: Our brother Olive shared his story with us earlier this year. Read it here….or here.
The Need: 1) Toys for children of all ages, and 2) Everyday living supplies.
With Olive’s endorsement, F3 South Charlotte have chosen the Alexander Youth Network as very deserving recipients for our holiday season toy and supply drive. Alexander Youth Network (“AYN”) provides quality professional treatment to children with serious emotional and behavioral problems. We deliver an effective and efficient array of services, enabling children and their families to exercise self-determination, achieve their potential, and become positive contributors to society.
THE ACTION (ALL OF US):
The Facts:
For Loved Ones.
For Families.
For Children.
For Peace.
For Strength.
In Cadence.
Ready?
Begin.
#SERVE #OperationSweetTooth #HIM
For some PAX the holiday season brings celebration with family and loved ones, while for others, the holidays just increase the stress, fear, and anxiety that is a by-product of a struggle that they are facing.
Therefore, I wanted to remind everyone that the F3 SOB Search and Rescue (“SAR”) program is available to help.
For those facing the battle, just a reminder that you are not alone and to encourage you to reach out for help.
For those not in a struggle, who are experiencing a peaceful season, be vigilant in your search.
As the SOB SAR Q I can be reached at (704) 621-2552, via email stevendecillis@gmail.com, or by private message on Slack or Twitter.
Supporting a PAX may be just listening, providing some advice, or connecting a PAX with another person who can help.
The goal of the SAR is to use whatever means necessary to deliver the aid to the PAX in trouble. Simply put, that is the goal of this program.
So, last week’s PB motivated YHC to skip his weekly #crunchybabycrack of Ring Run, and instead post much closer to home at the wildly popular SOFAWIB.
And apparently, when you show up at SOFAWIB and increase the attendance by 25%, you get invited to Q the following week.
And apparently, you’re required to write a pre-blast, or Swiper hijacks your Q. So here I am.
0530 under the light of the SUPERMOON, @ Ye Olde Providence Elementary by the Marsh.
And with the newly minted Shovel Flag planted, 30 SOBs and A51s were booked & arraigned on charges at The Big House…SOBs/A51’s westernmost AO. 30…that’s a lot of cats to herd.
….but NOT before three of Pineville’s Finest exited the station (with a Police Car pulling up to a halt) suspiciously asking us what we thought we were doing here in their visitors lot. FF through 10 uncomfortable seconds of “Oh, Sh*t we’re all getting arrested,” YHC managed to pull himself together in the nick of time to remind our esteemed officers that YHC had received clearance from the Chief of Police on more than one occasion, and was happy to produce emails as recent as Saturday for proof. No such papers were needed, and they happily let us get on with it, remarking that YHC could do their share of called exercises. Yes sirs.
COP:
Thorough disclaimer given FNGs present, we went on a leisurely lap around the baseball park – warm up lap was approximately .5 miles from the launch point….a helpful scenic tour & appropriate warm up for the temps. Plank up & wait for the 6…or listen to Fire Hazard talk about his feelings.
Everyone here? Let’s begin.
SSHx30
Merkx5
IWx20
Merkx10
LSSx20
Merkx15
The Thang:
Partner Up, Mosey to Tree Farm
Partner 1 – Run to first half, 30 LBCs, run back & tag Partner 2
Partner 2 – CDDs until Partner 1 returns
Partner 2 – Run to first half, 30 LBCs, run back & tag Partner 1
Partner 1 – CDDs until Partner 1 returns
PAX plank up until all are finished.
Partner 1 – Run to second half, 15 boxcutters, run back & tag Partner 2
Partner 2 – Floyd Mayweathers until Partner 1 returns
Partner 2 – Run to second half, 15 boxcutters, run back
Partner 1 – Floyd Mayweathers until Partner 2 returns
Mosey to brick dugout, grab some wall.
People’s chair with arm raises up to 100, stop for a 10 count (thank you Outback)
Recovery lap around the parking lots, mosey over to the main baseball field, plank up & wait for the 6 to roll in. Hold a plank and lower to 6 in. Mumblechatter suggested it felt more like one inch. Don’t feel bad, brother.
Grab some concrete-scape for some low, slow dips (that’s DIPS, Kirby…DIPS)
Partner 1 – Low, Slow Dips
Partner 2 – Lap around the large baseball field (.36 miles…we did it twice, which Ickey Shuffle did not approve of)
Flapjack x2, Plank up when complete
Mosey to parking lot, PAX line up on end of parking lot side.
LBCs, Flutters, Dolleys x15 each set. Mosey back to launch point.
Fin.
COT:
COT had your usual announcements, name-o-rama, including the naming of our three Pinevillian FNGs:
Observations
Announcements:
Joe Davis Run, 1/7/2017– F3 is involved because our brother, Rock Thrill, lost his brother to addiction and this race was founded in order to raise awareness about the effects of addiction. Read all about it at the link. Also, if/when you sign up…make sure you sign up for the 10K. You call can do it.
F3 South Charlotte Christmas Party, 12/2/2016 – Sign up, or Mr. Bean loses his house on the $$ that he fronted to book the party. As an FYI, Christmas party toy drive goes to benefit Operation Sweet Tooth – As most of you know F3 Olive’s daughter died suddenly about 6 months ago. He is from Isotope. Operation Sweet Tooth is a non-profit organization created to honor her memory by bringing joy to other kids. We are pushing a drive for donations of toys for Operation Sweet Tooth to benefit Alexander Youth Network. Specific details to follow regarding what to donate.
We’re looking for Qs at The Big House in February and March already. Let Cheddar and I know and we’ll get you on the roster.
Thanks to Slim Fast for the close-out. It was an honor to lead this morning.
Winding down on less than 4 weeks to go until the Kiawah Marathon and Half-Marathon, this Preblast will be required reading if you don’t want to feel lost on Tuesday morning in Ballantyne. The long and the short of it, we’ll be running. A lot. But we’ll have some good 2ndF along the way to go with the 1st F. Stay late for some 3rd F.
The THANG:
For more details on your Threshold Pace, check the following Instructions and Calculator.
8 men jumped out of bed to start their weekend off at Ascent/Olympus. It was a cool morning so we got right after to get warmed up:
Disclaimer/COP:
SSH x 20 IC
IW x 20 IC
Mtn.Climbers x 15 IC
YHC had planned out a weinke Fri. evening, but on Saturday morning had a last minute change of plans and decided to bring out the KB Murph Challenge(rep reductions from original version to adhere to the moderate site that is Ascent/Olympus):
1 Mile Run(Harris Teeter Mile: 1/2 Mile out and back)
x30 KB Snatch(15R/15L)
x60 Lawnmowers(30R/30L)
x40 Two-Hand KB Press
x100 Two-Hand KB Swing
x30 KB Cleans(15R/15L)
1 Mile Run(Harris Teeter Mile)
Leave KB’s and mosey to basketball court, partner up:
P1 runs to median at other end of parking lot for x10 CDD’s
P2 runs to playground for x10 pull ups
both partners meet back at court and perform x5 hand slap merkins, flapjack
2 rounds completed
Head back to launch point for Mary
Pax choice: Included LBC’s, Protractor, Flutters, Rosalita, etc.
That’s it, we’re done
Moleskin:
Awesome work on Saturday men. Thanks for allowing me to put in the KB murph, just like to honor veterans when the chance comes up. I’m not sure if anyone would’ve liked the original plan any better. I think we can all agree the second mile is much tougher after all that bell work. YHC had not been out to the site in two weeks so I definitely was glad to get back out and also see some guys I hadn’t seen in awhile. Great to have Jail break out to the site as well. Thanks for the opportunity to lead!
Gullah
Announcements:
Christmas Party 12/2 at Firethorne Country Club
Joe Davis Run 1/7-even if you can’t make the run, please sign up as a donation to a great cause
Thanks to Pele for taking us out