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Tabata Jump Roping Cardio Beatdown

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: Franky, Point Break, OMNICRON, Rousey FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Imperial walker, Side Straddle, Windmill , Plank Jacks, Mountain Climber, Toe Taps and Bycycle kicks . Attempted Star fish crunch but my stomach hurt too much so I called it off. THE THANG: Ran to the Rock pile.  50 each of Curls, Presses, Tricep Extensions with Rock. Squats with Rocks . Then Indian Run with Rock. Then used Tabata for Jump roping work out. One minute of sets of work out with 1 minute of jumping roping fun . Then ran like hell to the stopping sign. I looked confused cuz I lost my cheat sheet. So we mosey back to base . MARY: We talked about nothing really. I was focusing on my counting . ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

Pre-Valentine’s beat-down!

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: OMNICRON, Point Break, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Quick mousey to the 5/3 bank parking lot for some SSHs, imperial walkers, and some other stuff. Then mosey to the rocks behind the nail salon. An insane number of biceps, thrusts, and triceps exercises. Indian run with the rocks around the lot. Then mosey back to the fountain. THE THANG: Jumping ropes 1-minute, then running, then 1-minute exercise. several rounds of that. MARY: No time for that. Back to launch and made it back at 6:15. ANNOUNCEMENTS: None COT: Great reflection by Rousey!

Twisted love!

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: OMNICRON, Point Break, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: 4 PAX showed up for Rousey’s twisted love pre-Valentine’s beat down. Quick mosey to the 5/3 bank for the warm up. Then mosey to the rocks by the nail salon. An insane number of biceps lifts, thrusts, and triceps extensions. Then Indian run with the rocks. Then mosey to the fountain to find jumping ropes. THE THANG: 1 minute rope jumping, then running, then some exercises for another minute. Then repeated it all a few times. MARY: no time for that. ANNOUNCEMENTS: none. COT: good reflection by Rousey.

Pre-valentine beat down!

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: OMNICRON, Point Break, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: quick mosey to 5/3 bank parking lot. Some SSHs, imperial walkers, and some other mean stuff! Then mosey to the rocks behind the nail salon. An insane number of biceps, thrusts, and triceps lifting exercises. Insane. Then Indian run with the rocks around the parking lot. Mosey to the fountain. THE THANG: jumping ropes waiting for us. Several rounds of 1-minute rope jumping, running, and random exercises. MARY: no time for that. Back to launch at 6:15 exactly! ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: great reflection by Rousey.

Her Name is Mona Lisa

DATE: 2023-02-11 AO: Davinci Q: tuck PAX: Kaboom, Palmolive, das_boot, Luke Crabwalker, C3P0, OMNICRON, Curtsy FNGs: 1 Curtsy COUNT: 8 8 pax, including 1 FNG, met a dog and hung out underneath Tom Short Rd.
THE THANG: Mosey East on Ardrey Kell, through the Fountains shopping center, South on Tom Short Rd, ending at underpass under Tom Short near Longview country club. On the way, stop at 3 side streets on AK, at the Fountains, and at 3 side streets on Tom Short for exercises. At stop 1, YHC asked pax 1 to call an exercise. At stop 2, pax 2 called an exercise and then we also did pax 1’s exercise. At stop 3, pax 3 called an exercise, followed by pax 2’s exercise and then pax 1’s exercise. And so on, all the way to the 7th stop. After that we ran a short distance to our final destination which was the Tom Short underpass, where we did a curls, OHP and goblet squats with some lifting rocks. We then departed for home, stopping at the same 7 places and building a new exercise pyramid from scratch.
MOLESKINE – Chicken Run pulled a few da Vinci regulars since we are only 1 week out from a handful of the pax racing at Oak Island, but we still has a strong group of 8. – Midriff had invited an FNG to da Vinci whom he had never actually met in person. Little did Midriff know that when he arrived at 6AM for Chicken Run, the FNG was sitting in the parking lot already, having arrived more than 30 minutes early for da Vinci. Midriff noticed this unfamiliar chap waiting but didn’t say anything since he didn’t recognize him and wasn’t expecting his FNG to arrive so early. Classic case of pax invites FNG, FNG actually shows up, pax ignores FNG, pax goes to a completely different workout. Despite the rocky start, the FNG thrived and was very engaging. – You never know what to expect out there in the gloom. Case in point, we were on one of the side streets off of AK, performing an exercise on the ground, when a dog casually strolled into the middle of our circle to investigate. One can only assume she was intrigued by the strange noises, motions and smells. After a brief few moments of sniffing (by her) and panting (by us) we parted ways. Her name is Mona Lisa and she is a good girl. – The main goal of this Q was to get the pax into Longview country club, which the runners have done many times but not the bootcampers. Due to time constraints we only made it to the underpass underneath Tom Short. With fewer exercises getting deeper into Longview is definitely achievable. – Got ’em back 3 minutes late, which is unlike me but the OCD part of my brain kicked in and we needed to hit all the stops on the way back come hell or high water. – Midriff earned himself a new pair of da Vinci socks by brining an FNG, but gave them up to the FNG himself in an act of selflessness and hospitality. Or maybe it was because he was trying to make up for ghosting said FNG before the workout. – Welcome FNG Curtsy. He landed that name because the exercise he called when it was his turn was the curtsy lunge. Curtsy is a co-worker of Midriff’s and was in town for work and to investigate possibly relocating to Charlotte. We hope that he does! Curtsy seems like a #HIM with a bright future and would be a great addition to our ranks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Good luck to everyone running Oak Island this weekend! – SOB Beer Run: March 4 in South End. War Eagle on Q. – Waxhaw Trail Fest 3: May 6

Blakovery – Monday the 13th

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Blakovery Q: retread PAX: bratwurst, bunker, Chopper, frasier, hairball, Kielbasa, Polly FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Hunter Oaks was today’s route. A few brave souls broke away from the beaten path and blazed a new trail. All of us made it back intact and on time. Good luck to those participating in the Oak Island festivities on Saturday!

Dead guy rock

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Swole Q: voodoo PAX: wildturkey, ickey_shuffle, mighty_mite, The Worm, voodoo FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Warm up: 10 SSH 10 swings 10 windmills 10 swings 10 IW 10 swings Prying squats 10 swings 10 halos 10 swings
Main event: Set 1: 10 swings, 5 presses per side, 5 pull-ups x 5 Set 2: 10 swings, 10 goblet squats, 5 reverse lunges per side x 5 Set 3: 5 swings, 5 high pulls, 5 snatches per side x 5
Announcements: Blood drive 3/3, SOB Brewery Run 3/4, The Worm on Q at Meathead Wednesday
Music was a Chris Cornell playlist
COT: Thanks to Ickey for taking us out.

Keep it Moving!

DATE: 2023-02-11 AO: Stonehenge Q: wildturkey PAX: snowflake, lex_luthor, Cheese Curd, ToeJam, fire_hazard, Sparky, Leatherback, HulkSmash, Passat FNGs: 1 Passat COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Standard fare – Side straddle hops Imperial Walkers Steve Earls Mountain climbers Plank jacks ‘mericans THE THANG: Lake laps step-ups, jump-ups incline, decline ‘mericans dips, ‘mericans Hit the beach!!
Commando Circuit parallel bars, hi/low supine pull-ups x 3
Bagpipe Hill Catch-me-if-you-can forward & backward
Starfish Push-ups Carolina Dry Docks LBC Sit-ups burpees in middle
Return home via the lake
Relay races
MARY: N/A ANNOUNCEMENTS: 🩸🚍
COT: ☮️❤️🇺🇲✝️

Minimum Shminimum!

DATE: 2023-02-10 AO: -Brave Q: Odd Job PAX: soft_pretzel, midriff, Taco_Stand, teddyf3, fire_hazard, Rousey, kirby FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Run to the end of the parking lot for SSH, IW, Merkin, then right into it.
THE THANG: Mosey uphill on Community House/Bryant Farms to the playground at Hawk Ridge. AMWRAP of: a) 5 pull ups b) 20 LBC c) run around parking lot and alternating with: a) 5 toes to bar b) 20 merkin c)run around parking lot
Mosey back to base the long way (up Elm and down Ballantyne Commons) stopping along the way for called exercise.
Total miles ~5.5 depending on number of circuits done in the AMWRAP. Who wants to just do the minimum?
MARY: Ya right, this was an OddJob led event.
COT: Midriff gave thanks for some positive momentum on his home repairs and for his F3 brothers. Kirby told the shortest Kirby story ever. Rousey had detailed questions about pooping.
Really great second F afterwards at the Panera. I am grateful for these conversations, the encouragement and support we show each other, and the willingness of those who open up to do so. Also, the poop jokes.

Led by the Spirits

DATE: 2023-02-10 AO: Mountain-Goat Q: Spammer PAX: gullah, slim_fast, Spammer, retread, kilowatt, Rusty Michael, lois, Sensei, wildturkey, Insomniac, shrute FNGs: None COUNT: 11 WARMUP: Ran to the far end of strawberry, and back to the light at 51 for some stretching. THE THANG: Pax were promised no hills this week and so a no hills run was delivered. Traveled to the arboretum parking lot by way of 51. Met the six at the ABC store. With the stores facing your right side, run the length of the parking lot alternating speeds at every speed bump. Follow lot around past the HT, Walmart, Michael’s etc. wrapped around by the Taco Bell, movie theater and Chic-Fil-A. Some pax headed back at this point but most rendezvoused back at the ABC store before the mile trek back to launch. COT: @spammer