Gents, mark your calendars. The HDHH is back. Starting this month on Wednesday, May 19th, Area 51 is kicking off the HDHH summer tour.
It’s no secret, YHC likes to drink beer as much as the next three legged dog in a tuna factory. YHC is a little like that Sam critter from the moldy colored-breakfast food book for children, Green Eggs and Ham. In that beer can be drank here or there, beer can be drank anywhere. Fun fact, YHC has consumed beer on just about every nautical vessel known to man. The fact that most of those vessels were not in the water at the time of said consumption doesn’t need to be mentioned, but it’s not like the people at the Guinness Book of World Records will ever know. Despite numerous attempts by YHC, they just refuse to recognize the fortisitude required to achieve these monumental successes of the human spirit.
But, you may ask, what does all this have to do with the aforementioned HDHH tour? Glad you asked.
Just like those washed up card carrying AARP members of the 80’s rock band Poison, Motley Crue, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, and/or Def Leppard we’re going on a tour this summer. No tour bus, the M won’t let YHC have the family wagon. No hot chicks on motorcycles, surprisingly none of them would return YHC’s calls. And we’re really not crossing state lines here, so maybe less of a tour and more of a jaunt around South Charlotte.
First stop on this tour, Seaboard. Located in the heart of Stumptown, AKA Matthews, AKA that spot between Charlotte and Mint Hill that doesn’t want to be Charlotte but also does want to be Mint Hill. Park nearby in the Sparta AO parking lot and join us at 5:30 PM or 1730 for you military types. Outdoor seating is available.
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