HorseyMcClockArse: Open For Business

HorseyMcClockArse: Open For Business

Racing season is here and Smokey Mountain Relay is in one month*

Like my man Kirk once told me, “Hills are speed in disguise, and Sundancer you run like turtles hump; slowly and unpassionately.”

So it’s off to Mt. Charlotte this Monday for your’s truly. Maybe this will be a weekly thing until BRR. Maybe it won’t. I’m QIC tomorrow. Beyond that, who knows.

If you’ve run HorseyMcHorseOrange or ClockworkFishAss, you know. If you haven’t, what’s your deal? Remedy that.

Tomorrow will be pure AMLAP: BlueRidge > MountainView > Yucca > Chester > Rinse, Repeat
Kickoff is 0515 from the gravel lot at Sardis Road and Old Bell.
Pledge of Allegiance at the neon flagpole is at 0607.

Let’s get stupid.

*If you just read that, you are now officially the 9th member of Up ‘N Over, contact Cheese Curd for your bib.