Shoot for Stars, Finish in Clouds

Shoot for Stars, Finish in Clouds

5:26am.  Crickets.  Will anybody else post after Panthers MNF and in the thick of holiday party season?  Damm it, yes.  2 regulars roll up and 1 guy jumps out of the woods.  The plan: 5 pain stations on the premises in a star circle pattern.

The Thang:

Start with the Figure 8 mile (Edenbridge, left on Windyrush, right on Sheffingdell, left on Jasmin. return however you like)… Station 1: jungle-less gym for 10x pullups.  Station 2: concesion stand for 20x derkins.  Station 3: between back baseball fields for 30x plankjax/makhtar ndiayes.  Station 4: over by batting cages for 40x squats/lunges.  Station 5: in the shadow of the pullup bars for 50x LBC/russian twist… rinse/repeat 4x with bonus 4th quarter of AYG in stations 1,2, and 5 for pullups, derkins and freddy mercurys to exhaustion.  AYG squats is not a good use of time… Finish with another Figure 8 mile.

The Moleskin:

Where to start?  I’ll break it down by contestant.
1) Kirk- in today’s Larry Bird voting, he was the only one to receive zero point zero votes. The quantities listed above were more of a guidleine than a rule for him.  But there are 3 F’s in F3 and Kirk excelled in 2nd and 3rd.  The Miller Lite hat and tales of his former assistant totally redeemed his morning.  And great take out.

2) Pele- was unaware that there were 7-figure houses across the street from his domicile.  Bonus neighborhood recon: some of those houses must house strippers.  All the signs are there: “interesting” location for building, that loop smelled like strippers (I’m told), and street name mis-spelled (Jasmin!).  Pele will now re-route his dogs from crapping on the OPE fields to his new favorite building site.

3) Swiper- YHC felt a war coming: a flatulence battle.  YHC prepared with an assortment of pre-game fruit.  The battle started as usual- crop dusting in the first mile.  After that, Swiper took over.  Derkins- boom.  Mary- bang.  Final mile- still going.  I had no answer.  Like the Subject line says, it was a cloud of gaseous ass… Something you might not know about Swiper- he has combat training.  He performed a perfect barrel roll after a sniper picked him off in the fields.

4) YHC- my dog woke me up at 3am as a raccoon taunted him outside our house.  I have a really awful winter hat, which I will wear the next time you come to SoFaWiB.  I know i’m forgetting a lot from the morning and yes, my kids were probably late for school as a result of it.  Thank you for the opportunity to lead.