Fatherbum???

  • When:06/04/14
  • QIC: Stagecoach
  • The PAX: Brown, Bulldog, Scratch and Win, Salt Lick, Pinstripes, Open House, Fatherbum (FNG - Chris Motherhead), Floor Slapper, Schnitzel, Uncle Leo, Sanka, Runstopper, Shore, Sussudio, Tiger Rag, Sprout, Harley, Donkey Kong, Busch, Spackler, Strange Brew, Semi-Gloss, Far Side, Header, Pudding Pop, Baby Boomer, Stagecoach


Fatherbum???

On a muggy morning, 27 guys posted for a mid-week workout at Death Valley. Start with a jog around the parking lot across the parking lot. Head down to the baseball field.

COP:

  • SSH x 41
  • Mountain Climber x 25
  • Burpees x 41
  • IW x 25

Mosey over to the bleacher area.

Circuits:

  • Pull ups x 20
  • CDD x 20
  • LBC’s x 20
  • Repeat for 3 rounds

Partner up for leg circuit:

P1 – Perform called exercise

P2 – Run to outfield foul pole and back

  • Round 1:  Side step ups L
  • Round 2:  Side step ups R
  • Round 3:  Butt raises L (lay down and 1 foot on beach and other foot in air, raise and lower hips/rear)
  • Round 4:  Butt raises R
  • Active Recovery: Deep squats each round until everyone finishes

Mosey to open field behind the T-ball field

Mary:

  • Deck squats x 10
  • Flutters x 20
  • CCV x 15 each side
  • 1 legged Dolly x 15 each leg
  • Merkin wave x 3-4 rotations

Line up along fence for the Triple Nickel:

  • Run across field to other fence
  • 5 jump squats
  • Run back
  • 5 hand release merkins
  • Do this 5 times

Jog over to edge of field and circle up again.

Push-o-rama:

  • Regular Merkin x 10
  • Wide Arm Merkin x 10
  • Ferkins (Finger tip merkins) x 10
  • Diamind merkins x 10
  • Burpees x 10

Run back to the lot along the trail behind baseball field.

COT

Moleskin:

  • The best line of the day was actually during the pre-KB work. It went something like this. TR: “The key is to clinch your butt and tighten your core like you’re bracing for a punch.” Bulldog: “I spend all day that way…like I’m ready for prison.”
  • Apologies to the pax for my last minute push-o-rama. I realized that I completely left out an entire segment of my weinke. The first thing I thought of was merkins.
  •  T-claps to our FNG Fatherbum (hospital last name Motherhead).  The group did not bring it’s A game today in the naming department, and this is the result.
  • Again Semi-Gloss was begging for 1 legged burpees, partner based this time. Sorry to disappoint, SG.  I’m not doing that.
  • Sound off in the comments if you have any other amusing things to share.

Announcements:

  • Compass: New book (Epic) series starts this week. Watch Twitter for more info.
  • F3 Olympics – 6/14
  • F3 Pool Party – 6/14
  • F3 Dads – Will begin 6/21 and run each Saturday the whole summer. Contact Header for more info or if you’re interested in helping out.
  • KB clinic at The Rock this Saturday at 6:00. Will be led by Byron.

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Brown
10 years ago

Header learned not to circle up next to me during any part of a workout. Puddin’ Pop was obviously tapering jumping at the chance to partner up! Great job SC!!! 41 looks great on ya son!

Horsehead
10 years ago

Fatherbum? That is terrible, and has just enough British in it to make it even worse.

Bulldog
10 years ago

There was so much expectation with this FNG naming that we all wilted under the pressure!

Escargot
10 years ago

How did Fatherbum happen with TR posting? Could he be slipping?

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