Centurion Pre-Blast
I’ve been waiting 14 months for Runstopper to get the keys to the stadium before I posted, but I am beginning to think hope may not be warranted at this point. Plus, the Chelms, Spasmo-Burpee is stuff of backblast legend and I want to witness this spectacle with my own eyes. Assuming, that is, I can find where you guys park. (Seriously, someone tell me where to meet).
With Purple Haze as my seeing-eye dog, we’ll explore many of my favorite Centurion landmarks, such as [the ones I scout out from the TRuckster at 0430] and [the ones from Google Maps].
We go off like scalded dogs at 0530 sharp. Warm ups will not be provided.
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The burpee hysteria is created by young guys looking for an excuse as to why an old fart beats them in every beast/suicide/hill run we do (even with a birthday paver #gettingevensoon). Still a site to witness.
Park next to end zone off Walsh Blvd (Northwest endzone if you come thru school entrance)
Or like Costanza said about Chelms’ burpee: “It’s like a full-body dry heave.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM
Sorry I’ll miss TR’s first visit to Centurion….not sure he deserves to Q on his 1st visit…do I sense a Q-jack coming from Runstopper? He’s traveling much farther to the southwest quadrant of A51 than is his custom. Be sure to put extra petrol in the TRuckster.
Don’t forget to pray for Centurion regulars – Escargot & I – as we head to Nicaragua with some other F3 brothers to do some work. We’ll be taking off from CLT Douglas midway through TR’s painfest or just after the Key Master wrests control of the workout.
God’s blessings brothers. Look forward to returning to the gloom next week. Aye!
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