I could have sworn only 11 PAX launched from the Vine restaurant at 0515 this morning, but 1 more PAX showed up amongst the swift of foot today.
The THANG:
The Moleskin:
Announcements:
25 men did merkins and stuff.
The thang:
Mosey to parking lot for warm up: 15 side straddle hops, 20 imperial walker, 20 merkins
Mosey to first wall: 20 durkins, 20 dips
Mosey to second wall: 20 durkins, 12 dips
Mosey to parking lot by bull ring: Merkin Mary ladder – 20 flutter, 10 merkins, 19 dolly, 9 merkins, 18 rosalitas, 8 merkins, 17 heels to heavens, 7 merkins, 16 mason twist, 6 merkins, 15 little baby crunch, 5 merkins. Plankerama, then 10 merkins.
Mosey to picnic tables: 20 dips, 20 merkins, 8 dips.
Mosey to grass area by loch ness: 20 x 6count merkins led by Haggis, Mermaid, POP, and Puppy Love
Line up at lake for a 1 mile race: 3.3 laps as fast as you can, then plankerama.
Mosey back to bank lot and plank up. Partner 1 do as many merkins as possible while partner two runs around the bank. Switch and repeat.
Mosey back to COT.
Moleskin:
Seems like we did a lot today. Strong performances from all.
Amazing how much the mile run times have improved. Huge improvements all the way around.
Strong bunch of SOBs.
25 men awoke to the call of Respect from Sussudio.
Warmup
– 25 S/S/H IC
– 50 two handed swing OYO
– 25 I/W IC
– 50 one hand swings alternating OYO
– 25 L/S/S IC
– 25 Merkins on KB OYO
Farmer Carry
– Partner KB weight the same
– Partner 1, runs with both KB
– Partner 2, 10 hand release Merkins, the runs to catch Partner 1, Flap jack
The Hill
– Partner 1 runs up hill, 10 of an exercise at the top and runs back down, Partner 2 does 150 reps of called exercise (cumulative), flapjack
– Partner 1 – Merkins, LBC, Merkins, LBC
– Partner 2 – Curls, Tri extensions, T baggers, chest press
Head back to field by parking lot, two team for 5v5 tug of war, 3 rounds team 1 wins 2-1
Workout sent in by Sussudio, all commentary from me (Harley). Strong work from our fearless leader today. For those that do not know, Sussudio is moving to Orlando at the end of May, and he will be greatly missed. Always pushes everyone, fast for any age. Much respect. We will have a proper send off before his exit.
– Harley
14 of Ballantyne’s finest posted at Foxhole for a little iron work and may have gotten a little more than they liked. Here’s what we did:
The Thang:
Mosey over to the Playground for COP-
SSH X 15
Halos X 8 each direction
Around the worlds X 8 each direction
Good Mornings X 10
Diamond Merkin over bell X 10
Partner up at the playground equipment:
Partner 1 – two handed swings; partner 2 – 10 (or Max) Pull ups; flapjack
Partner 1 – Goblet Squats; partner 2 – 10 (or Max) pull ups; flapjack
Partner 1 – clean; partner 2 – 10 (or Max) pull ups; flapjack
Partner 1 – triceps extensions; partner 2 – 10 (or Max) pull ups; flapjack
Dips with KB on Lap X 15 IC
Mosey parking lot and line up behind weight plates:
Group up in groups of 3:
Partner 1 – Hairburners, 2 & 3 two Handed KB Swings, rotate through to hair burners
Partner 1 – Hairburners, 2 & 3 upright rows, rotate through to hair burners
Partner 1 – Weight plate inch worms, 2 & 3 goblet squats, rotate through to Weight plate inch worms
Partner 1 – Hairburners, 2 & 3 KB press, rotate through to hair burners
Partner 1 – Hairburners, 2 & 3 Lawn mowers, rotate through to hair burners
Partner up with like size KBs for doubles. Alternate 5 double KB swings X 3.
6MOM – LBCs with KB, Dollies KB press, dying cockroach with KB, Russian Twist with KB, Elbow Plank, Flutter with KB press.
COT – Ouch
Moleskin:
This morning hurt. I’m writing this at 7pm and I still hurt.
I was so happy to see 3 Foxhole FNGs post this morning. Welcome Mr. Bean, Gomer Pile and Fire Hazard. Keep posting and get swoll with your brothers at Foxhole.
It’s been a while since I’ve see Stump Hugger because he’s been out on IR. T-Claps for entering The Gloom this morning.
Voodoo came in a little late and I’m almost positive I saw him flip up on 2 wheels as he entered the parking lot. Whatever he missed in the COP, he made up for with the hair burners. That dude is fast.
Frehley’s is a beast. I hope I’m half the man he is at 50. Nuff said.
Shout out to Chanel for coaching the new guys. Great job being a leader of the site.
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Swift launches at 0515 on Tuesday mornings from the Vine Restaurant at the Ballantyne AO.
The Thang this week, returning to the Bull Ring:
What are R and I pace? Approximately your 1mile and 2mile race paces respectively. For an accurate estimate, go to http://runsmartproject.com/calculator
“In the annals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine and the [Wiggler].” **
Run the Wiggler! 5:30 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – epic pace…
** Jackie Moon: Semi-Pro
16 DMZ faithful posted for an unimaginative, but effective beat down. Here’s how it went down.
The Thang:
Moleskin:
Simplicity is a beautiful thing – especially at 5:30 in the morning. Mumble chatter calling the Q out for his lack of creativity started with the second set of Burpees and never let up. PAX pattern recognition was in full effect, so the anticipation for the second one mile sprint was palpable. Without a doubt, a true crowd pleaser. McGee, Agony, Kirk and Bout Time were pushing it on the runs – always hard to keep up with the Larry Birds. Thanks to Kirk for taking us out at COT.
The opportunity to lead this group is always an honor. Thanks
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10 men did the following stuff:
Warm up with jog to field and 100 yard jog X 10
SSH x 25,merkins
IW x 25, merkins
Jog to playground
Toes to bar 5, merkins 10, dips 15 lap around pkg lot X 4
Jog to lighthouse, starfish run to frisbee golf holes, squats x 20, monkey humpers x 20, Mary Katherine x20, with 10 stump jumps after each set, followed by naktar jai x 15
Wall sits with air press x 2
BTW x 2
Jog to track, 7’s with burpees and jump squats
Walk the wall, then incline plank ( a fan favorite).
Mosey to Pkg lot for karaoke, high knees, sucides, shuffles, sprints
To playground for partner workout, 50 pull ups and 400 LBCs
Great group at McKee Elementary on Saturday! There was a lot of chatter (mostly from Joker) until we ran 10 100’s (or 20 50’s) to get the party started. Really can’t complain anytime you get to do 140 merkins and monkey humpers, along with some frisbee golf all before 8 am!
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Editorial Comments by Joker [see O’T… this is what happen when you let someone else post your backblast]. So, O’T shows up in not just a turtle neck, but a fashionable mock turtel neck. Let’s face it, the guy has made some questionable fashion statements in the past two years. Thankfully, the velcro shoes have been retired.
YHC rolled in this morning to see only Uncle Leo firmly planting the shovel flag into The Matrix AO. With 4 minutes left it was just the two of us, but the lot quickly filled with 13 PAX who know how to start the week off right.
5:30 and off we went, around the backside of the school and out into he front parking lot. YHC heard a little grumbling from Uncle Leo. Apparently starting off running counter clockwise around the school was not the standard direction. Usually we head to the street and run clockwise. Decided to take a walk on the wild side this morning.
COP:
SSH x 30 IC
IW x 25 IC
Merkins x 20 IC
Mountain Climbers x 20 IC
The Thang:
Mosey around the school with 4 stops for pain stations. Each exercise was 10x reps.
At the stumps: Single leg split squats on stumps (10 each leg) & Derkins
At the back playground: Jump Squats & Upside down shoulder presses with feet on top of fence (modify to Carolina Dry Docks as needed)
Front wall of school: Donkey Kicks & Flutters
Front playground: Dips & Toes to Bar (modify to hanging knee raises as needed)
First lap was done as a group. After that add 5 reps to each exercise each lap and go on your own pace. I think all completed laps with 15, 20, and 25 reps. The leaders ran a final lap with no exercises to pick up the six.
Huddle up by front school entrance and jail break to cars.
6MOM:
LBC’s x 30 IC
Dolly x 25 IC
Protractor
Done.
The Moleskine:
The NSA officially tracked Pop Tart and his watch for 2.1 miles this morning. That plus the pain stations and high humidity left everyone plenty smoked and sweaty. Good work by all. YHC ran this workout once before with a few adjustments and the six was much further back by the end. Great to see everyone getting stronger and little separation between the front of the pack and the rear.
Lobster Roll and Joker led most of the way (Although Joker may have been modifying more than he needed to.) Joker made sure to give credit to Lobster Roll for brining “Toes to Ba” to The Matrix. It sucked the first time and continues to suck. Arena made a strong challenge to the leaders on the final lap to keep them honest. Solid work by Pop Tart and Floor Slapper for chasing down the lead pack on the last loop to regroup. Pop Tart wanted to make sure he ticked off the full 2 miles.
Turkey Leg was a little off his usual lighting pace, but we’ll cut him some slack after putting down 30+ miles on the Palmetto 200 Friday and Saturday. Impressed he even showed up and could walk straight.
O’T was smoking through the toes to bar. I think I still have the mulch in my eye that he kicked up each time as he was motoring through them.
Thanks Young Love for the solid send off.
Always and honor to lead. The Matrix Pax is becoming a solid group of 13-15 each week, great numbers for a workout.
-Alf
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