Warm Up – Mosey to Brookemead neighborhood, left onto rd leading to cul de sac, circle back for 6, circle up in cul de sac for stretching – Jimmy Dugans, Can Opener, Calf Stretch, Downward Dog, Upward Dog.
The Thang – Mosey back to Brookemead drive and stop at intersection of Abbeywood. Ever other driveway on the right, alternate between 10 speed skaters and 10 bobby hurleys, down to intersection of Brookemead. Circle for 6. 25 LBC’s in cadence. Continue the mosey on perimeter of neighborhood, every other driveway on the right, this time 10 SSH and 10 Squats, including the culdesac street on the right. Continue to where we started at the intersection. 25 Flutters in cadence. Mosey to entrance of neighborhood and on 6 on the sidewalk. 25 heels to heaven. Mosey to back of school, grab some wall. 40 donkey kicks Audible as ground was to slick. 10 Mike Tysons, run the track. 10 Mike Tysons + 10 Merkins, run the track. 10 Mike Tysons + 10 Merkins + 10 Carolina Dry Docks, Run the track. Mosey back to COT.
Moleskin – Doughboy was to Q today, but personal stuff came up, so he and I swapped today’s Q for my scheduled Q at Blackhawk on Saturday. Welcome FNG Freon and FNG Dishwasher. You can still sign up for WTF (Waxhaw Trail Festival), 5/1 at Blackhawk. 1 Q April still in effect, if you haven’t Q’d, raise your hand in Group Me. We don’t want to do 100 burpees in the event someone Q’s twice in the month. YHC took us out.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a #CSAUP happens with one person, does it happen at all?
How do we really know this Midriff guy isn’t full of crap and just faking the whole thing???
Looking good a few weeks before the event with 20 PAX expressing interest and identifying 4/17 as a probable date. Keep the memes coming and guerilla advertising rolling, but doubts begin to sink in. More resounding endorsements for the event just pile onto the reality that no one will be joining YHC in this unruly expedition:
This event in 2020 was genuinely one of the highlights of the year. I wanted to share that similar experience with others this time around. After plugging this thing for months not a single soul joined in. I was disappointed. I was frustrated. I was beating myself up. I began comparing myself to other PAX and wondering what went wrong. I nearly took a few PAX up on the recommendation to simply cancel this year and pick it up again next year. My mind and spirit was in a dark place. Literally on the drive out Saturday morning I nearly turned around and threw in the towel, accepting logical defeat.
But I kept driving. While strapping on my pack and tying up my shoe laces, I realized my motivation to do this thing would have to come solely from inside. YHC would have to dig deep and confront the loudest voices of doubt and questioning largely on his own. You vs. you in the truest sense. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Midriff vs. Midriff
The Thang
Reflections from the Mountain
I’m already stoked for South Mountain in 2022. To the mountains we will go. To lose our minds and find our souls.
It had been about a year since an Ignition with bricks. The people were missing it and would not stop with the “when are you bringing the bricks back, Ice?” “Hey Ice, when are we going to see the bricks again?” “Ice, sir, we really mean it. Can we see your bricks again soon, sir?” Normally, I am not one to give in to peer pressure. But sometimes you have to give the people what they want.
So today we ran between 4-5 miles with bricks, never dropping them, unless holding them on the ground, like for a merkin. We did some Indian runs too, and a series of 7s, and a bunch of exercises which some of the pax opted out of after a few reps, or went to the potty instead, or pretended to trip and “accidentally” break one of my bricks. Other pax refused to keep their feet up during ab work despite me asking, “please.” All in all I’ve definitely seen better effort from some. Others gave it everything. Like Glidah and Ghosted. There was no sign of Popeye, who I think would have done well today, but he is still scared of Ignition.
People keep talking about something called “WTF.” I think it has something to do with “LOL,” or something called an “emoji,” but I am not sure.
Thanks to Xerox for taking us out.
Thank God to the start of another phenomenal week of F3 workouts! Thanks to Chicken Little and Rockwell for allowing me to lead such a great bunch of men today also. I wanted to make the workout difficult but keep it interesting with a variety of running and exercises. I hope you enjoyed it.
The Warm Up – DICCS were given in Middle School parking lot @ COT. Mosey to circle in front of Middle School. Warm up exercises consisted of:
The Thang – Stay at overhang at Middle School circle and partner up. One partner is the timer, the other partner performs the exercise. 150 dips as a team and 150 step up’s as a team. Mosey to road at front of middle school. At each light on right side, alternate exercise of 5 Jump squats and then 5 speed skaters. Head towards circle in front of the High School (come on back Goodfella!) We gathered the pax for a quick leg extension on the curb and we quickly headed to the hill at the side of the High School. At the bottom of the hill we were greeted by plenty of moans and groans. Bear crawl up the hill, at the top 10 Bomb Jacks and run back down the hill for 20 WWII push up’s. Rinse and repeat 3 times. Mosey to the HS parking lot for a Starfish. I forgot to mention the slalom the Shake and Bake performed, impressive! The starfish consisted of 5 burpees in the middle and the 4 corners of 20 LBC’s, 20 Freddy Mercury’s, 20 Box Cutters, 20 Toe Touches. We did a mosey behind the HS to the fence for a quick 20 count fence squat. Mosey towards busses at Middle School for lunges and 40 wall squats. With not much time remaining (The Apple watch was a minute faster) we had to mosey back to COT. At COT we did American Hammers till the Apple Watch had called for time. Again, the other watch had a minute remaining.
The Moleskin– I hope everyone had a good workout and you all worked many different parts of the body today, that was the plan. I might ask Goodfella next time to bring the Rocky music to make it a little more interesting. I had fun putting this together and I hope you enjoyed it!
Announcements – Before announcements we named our FNG for today. Let’s all welcome Rob Bailey who is now called Beatle. Beatle Bailey was shortened. Waxhaw Express – you will need a headlamp! Transporter – They need help Thursday night 6:30 pm Christ Closet @ Byram Road and Newtown Road to load the truck. Mad Dog – who still needs to Q?? Help the Sight Q’s!!
Prayer and Family Photo – I am including all PAX on this post because I did not want to delay this backblast. I hope you do not mind.
10 for an old classic beatdown
Head towards the Stones for warmup
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Windmill
Head across Johnston toward the Premiere Deck.
YHC gave some convoluted instruction about counting lights. Note: use the lights in the media for counting.
Every two lights. 5 merkins at first stop, 5 squats at the next. alternating until we get to the corner.
Into the Premiere deck.
Run up a deck, Back down, 5 burpees, back up 10 Jump-Squats. Mary while we wait.
Repeat this pattern to the top. Gasser.
Mic Check hates if someone runs faster than him. Great seeing Lex out front pushing mic check. War Eagle and Teddy close behind.
Top of the Deck. Enjoy the view.
(Reminisce about the time a group of college kids was partying thru sunrise. It was uncomfortable running into them. we left quickly.)
Lunge Walk across the lot. Bear crawl back
Lunge Walk across the lot, Bear crawl backwards back.
Head down the stairs and towards the hill weave.
Wild Turkey led us in this old classic slalom. Where was MT? YHC forgot to tell Turkey to stop. I think he would have slalomed across the bridge.
Top of Bridge – grab some bridge and 50 air-pressses in cadence
Head to the Lance-lot (??)
Downhill suicides with PAX Called excercises at the stops.
Head behind the building for uncomfortable Balls-to-the-Walls with 5 presses if you got it.
Head to rock work for three rounds of
10-10-10 Curls
10 Presses
10 Tricep Curls
10 Bent-over Rows
10 Squats
Mosey Home.
Thine Only.
Great group today. Lots of enjoyable mumblechatter curtesy of Mr. Bean but giving it right back. It had been a hot-minute since YHC was at stonehenge. It was nice to go inside somewhere for coffeeteria.
Upcoming Items:
SOB Wars
WTF – Trail run
This is the story of 11 HIMs, and another HIM, and yet another HIM.
Lots of discussion before launch of long weekends and barely making it out of bed to start the week of right. Nevertheless, 11 HIMs took the red pill this morning and posted to Firestarter. Brief disclaimer provided to the group of vets and we launched promptly @ 5:30am.
The Thang
Quick mosey up to the 131 parking lot for a little warm-up.
Warm-Up Exercises in cadence:
Completed the CoP and we headed off up Blakeney Heath rd. to the top of the hill.
[This is where our story gets more interesting. I’m going to assume that it was around this time that One Star and C3PO both showed up. Albeit just a little ahead/behind each other and set off to find the elusive PAX unaware that we were headed to the little-used section of the AO headed toward Montessori.]
We ran to the top of the Blakeney Heath hill and stopped before getting to the Montessori school. At this point, YHC called for a Triple Nickle back down to the entrance to the Blakeney Heath neighborhood. At the bottom, 5 Mike Tysons, at the top 5 Heels to Heaven. I had forgotten how sneaky effective that hill is at gassing the group. Doing it five times added just the right amount of push.
Next we headed down to the Montessori school to some lifting rocks.
[By this point, I’m assuming C3P0 had already run through the shopping center, across to the medical park, and figured he’d try Blakeney before hitting up the Nail Salon. Assuming One Star had done the same, sans heading to Blakeney hill.]
Everyone grabbed a lifting rock from the very limited selection, and we did some upper/lower bodywork. Did two rounds of 20 Curls, 20 Thrusters, 20 Triceps Extensions, 20 Dips. It was at some point in the middle of our second round that C3P0 makes his way over the hill to join the group. Not sure how he found us though. That triple nickel took it out of the group, and we were just about silent during the rock lifts. Regardless, 12 men now headed back toward Blakeney to finish up the workout.
[At this point, One Star could have decided to grab some coffee and draft into CoT but instead, he continued on his search.]
We made our way back to the stairs near the My Gym for some pull-ups and timed runs. Split up into groups of three. Two PAX on doing pull-up under each of the two stairwells, with the third PAX as the timer. Run up, over, and down the stairs and tag out your partner. Did two rounds much to the delight of the group. Toward the end of the second round, One Star finally completed his quest and joined up with the group.
Mosey to the large wall next to Banana Republic for some wall sits and arm raises. 2 rounds of 50 arm raises. Wingman called out my ‘jazz hand’ form but I like to think they were more ‘raising the roof’ than jazz hands.
Mosey back to launch and were joined by 4 runners from Blakovery for a few rounds of Mary until time. Ended the workout 6 PAX stronger than when we left.
YHC with the takeout prayer.
Moleskin
Announcements
3 pax showed up at Calvary at 0700 yesterday for the latest edition of Olympus. After missing last week due to family travel (but not sorry to miss 20 minutes of snatches…), I was excited to get back out for an hour of bells. Mighty Mite and High Tide joined me on a cool morning.
Warm-up:
SSH x 20 IC
10 2-handed swings
Windmills x 10 IC
10 2-handed swings
2 prying squats IC
10 2-handed swings
Main Thang:
Neupert: 10 sets of 2 double clean and press EMOM
Complex: Merkin on the bells, snatch L, merkin on the bells, snatch R. That’s 1 rep. Do 10 sets of 5 reps. Rest between sets.
Easy strength:
Carry and Mary: farmer carry out, elbow plank, farmer carry back, elbow plank. Hollow body hold for 1:00, then glute bridge for 1:00.
COT with the RockZero pax. Thanks to Runstopper for taking us out.
Announcements:
Moleskine:
This was the first time I have q’d the hour long Saturday workout, and I apologize for the long awaited write up here, but this is seriously the first hour I may have been home this weekend… Yes, Sunday at 9pm!!! from a 6:30 saturday Commitment that was nearly forgot about and ghosted since the alarm had been set for PM! I roll up and there are a ton of cars……But no Pax, WTF is going on? the only other pax was Popeye! well, apparently there may have been a WTF tune up or something going on that the rest of us may have been unaware of. All in total, we had 2 Ruckers, 9 for commitment, and 8 doing WhaterverTF they were doing +1.5?!
Warmup:
DiCC’s called out… Quick mosey around and back to COT…. Wow, that was a great workout! Just kidding, we circled for Centerfold who came in on two wheels.
Thang:
Head to the Rock pile near the School, do 2-3 exercises then a long loop around the school lot
Finish up then head to the Club house playground stopping at every other driveway on the left alternating 5 Merkins and 5 Speed Skaters 2=1.
At the Clubhouse playground pair up 200 each of Dips/LBC/pullups/Step ups one runs, the other plays.
Finish up, head to the trail shortcut heading back to COT…..Wait, whats that? Who’s that? Where’d they come from? Where they going? the WTF’s just flew by us…. We stopped at the circle where each pax called out an Ab workout (too many to remember) then more Pax showed up Rucking!
Back to COT where we now have a Doubled group!
Moleskin:
My musical choice was going real well until Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name of” came on… but either way, it can be a treat to have some tunes on occasion to help get things going. I did get made fun of AGAIN by Goodfella.. Not for my Utility clip, but the Warmups being written on QB wrist holder… To be honest, I may have been able to wing it, but like to be somewhat prepared in case i engage in a little too heavy of a night prior.
As stated before, I hadn’t led the hour long workout in the past, so I was a bit worried at first, but the guys were all good with what I had in Store.
As always, its great to get out an lead the group, especially when the weather is so fantastic, cant wait to get at it again in May.
Announcements:
Welcome FNG Michael Wilfong -Peekaboo Originally from Union cty in Indian trail. 2 kids, one on the way. Works in Real Estate in Waxhaw, loves the outdoors, went to App state and Deadwood brought him out but Ghosted him! Peekaboo as he has the kids all under 6.. Initially asked if the name is Permanent?!?! Hes asking ME???? If it werent permanent, id have been changed long ago brother!
WTF May 1st 6:30 Blackhawk.. 13 miles per on a 3 Man team with Saturday Convergence. Kid Rock cooking up some good eats..
Need Q’s for Commitment
Blood Drive Sat June 19th
Ghosted Took us out… Man, some of you guys are just so good it seems scripted.. Way to take us out!
Better late then never, Now I can sleep… Sorry, not even gonna edit.. Sorry for grammatical errors.
Good Night!