Author Archive Bottlecap

“Not so” Happy Hour

With all the rumblings (and Doc’s grumblings) on GroupMe about who is and is not able to go to last night’s Union County Happy Hour, YHC knew it was going to be a hot topic in the gloom.  The “Unoffendable” 3rd F crowd seemed to take issue with some of the 2nd F crowd’s banter.  Only one way to distract the PAX and change subject . . . YHC’s music playlist.  Cue the boombox.

WARMUP (accompanied by lots of mumblechatter)

  • Mosey to front of CMS where robust disclaimer given
  • SSH x  15
  • Merkins x 10
  • Peter Parkers x 10
  • Imperial Squawkers x 10
  • Box Cutters x 10

THE THANG

  • Mosey to back CHS parking lot
  • 2 stops for Burpees x 5 along way
  • AYG and count off for partner work (1 goes with 16, 2 with 15, etc.)
  • 4 corners
    • P1:  Runs to lightpole and performs exercise
    • P2:  Stays in middle performing exercise
    • Flapjack so each partner visits all 4 corners
    • Part 1:  Lightpole Burpees x 5 / Speedskaters in middle
    • Part 2:  Lightpole Hand-Release Merkins x 10 / Plankjacks in middle
  • Mosey to roundabout behind football field
    • P1:  Runs backwards around circle
    • P2:  Suppines on gate
    • Flapjack x 3 trips each
  • Mosey to Stairway
    • Calf Raises
      • 20 regular, 20 inward, 20 outward
      • Run to doors
      • Repeat x 2
  • Mosey to COT with SSH along way
    • FINISHING MOVE:  J-Lo’s x 10

MOLESKINE

Good work today by all the PAX.  When there is a big group and it’s very humid, that usually means the PAX spreads out but not a lot of waiting for the six today.  The only waiting was when the PAX couldn’t figure out the partner numbering situation at 4 corners.  Don’t think YHC explained it well.  #QFail.

  • Celebrity FNG was talk of the PAX:  Since Longhorn was from ESPN, lots of mumblechatter about making a good nickname . . . But we went a different direction
  • Hooch shows Dasher how to properly invite an FNG . . . by actually showing up at the workout WITH him
  • Jingles and Moneyball have seemingly abandoned #528 for #531 . . . Way to keep it fresh fellas
  • Rockwell continues to make the Qs, at least Goodfella and YHC, want to make him pay with unfriendly exercises
  • Foley owns up to his membership on the #ShortTeam . . . Which no doubt excited Goodfella
  • Duck Dad doesn’t say much but quietly moving towards the front of the PAX . . . Even when YHC busts his chops
  • Dasher’s favorite Olympic athlete was Bonnie Blair . . . Who knew!?!?
  • Doughboy keeps posting and getting faster . . . Keep pushing
  • Segue was lost without a partner but pushed himself on a number of exercises . . . Nice job
  • Maple Syrup was pushing hard today . . . Good work
  • Xerox is impressive with his attitude and effort . . . Love having you around
  • Popeye and Loafer appeared to take showers today . . . Double wash the shirts
  • Frack epitomized the “Not so Happy” part of the workout . . . But even more angry than usual without BFF Doc by his side (Guessing he’s mad that his name didn’t appear until the end of the BackBlast as well)

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • PRAISE:  Segue got a job yesterday.  Awesome news.  Shop Dawg might be seeing a friendly face at the water cooler
  • RED FRIDAYS:  Don’t forget to wear Red shirts on Fridays to support the U.S. troops

Thanks Moneyball for the takeout

Tennis Arms UNITE!

SInce YHC likes to stay current with today’s hot topics, what better way than to go with a Tennis theme with all the McEnroe/Serena banter.  What?  PAX don’t pay attention to tennis?  YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

WARMUP

With 2 FNGs in YHC’s clown car, FULL disclaimer given after the lecture on the ride over. Cue the bad music and let’s roll

  • Mosey all the way to Tennis courts with exercises along the way
  • Enter Transporter
  • SSH x 25
  • IP x 25
  • Various Merkins x 25
  • Exit Transporter
  • Potato Pickers x 10
  • Box Jumps x some
  • SSH x a few
  • Plank Jacks x 25

1st SET

  • Time to get the #TennisArms swole (or modify to an exercise if you are Frack)
  • Partner up with opposite fitness level
  • P1 does fence excercise/P2 does exercise to and from tennis net
  • 2 times for each
  • #1:  Balls to Wall/Bear Crawl
  • Enter Transporter
  • #2:  45 degree balls to wall/Crab walk
  • #3:  PC with air press/Duck Walk

2nd SET

  • Mosey to Brick pile
  • Grab 2 bricks each for more #TennisArms
  • Colt 45s IC
  • Shoulder flies x 25
  • Curl to Press x 25
  • Steering Wheel x 25
  • Drop the bricks for AYG to top of hill and back

3rd SET

  • Put bricks away and mosey to bus circle with PC/Air Presses along way
  • Exit Transporter
  • P1 exercise/P2 runs circle x 2 laps each
  • #1:  Burpees
  • Enter Transporter
  • #2:  Monkee Humpers
  • Mosey back to COT
  • American Hammer x 30
  • GAME, SET, MATCH

POST MATCH ANALYSIS

  • Transporter either is really nervous during tennis matches or has SERIOUS bowel issues
  • Good to see Camacho post on a weekday
  • Nice job by the FNGs pushing themselves today; Kudos to Jingles and Posse for the encouragement
  • FNG Lamar apparently sprayed his knee brace with horse manure perfume #clowncarreakage
  • FNG Baby Bell going full Ken Griffey Jr with backwards ball cap
  • Impressive modifying by Frack; 75% of exercises were modified, 95% of exercises were bitched about, 100% of Merkins didn’t have a frown
  • Doc McStuffns and Goodfella really got into the #TennisArms spirit by throwing around a tennis ball the entire workout (Doc’s throw needs work Moneyball)
  • Damascus and Shop Dawg sneaky fast today
  • Love having Hollywood out there to push everybody; amazing to see how fast he can run after Monkee Humpers
  • Speaking of Monkee Humpers, the PAX had QUITE the dialog about the actual act.  Damascus would rather be celibate apparently
  • Thanks Shop for the nice takeout

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • No Sanctuary this Monday 7/3 (following week will be covering Chapters 11-403,873)
  • Sign up for American 4 Miler to support Speed for Need; pre-workout available

Basketball Boot Camp

As the famous Kurtis Blow once sang, “We’re playing bassskettttballl, We love that basketball.”  After a riveting NBA Finals, YHC thought it would be a good time to dust off last year’s bball boot camp weinke and get some 2.0s back in the mix.

PREGAME WARMUPS

  • As mentioned in the Pre-Blast, everybody should BYOB(asketball)
  • So YHC thinking that should yield about 15 PAX (GroupMe = 9, Twitter = 3, Slack = 0, #528 = 3)
  • Whoa, 23 PAX showed up?!?!  And that is with Gang #528 missing Posse and Jingles
  • Shovel Flag planted
  • Disclaimer given
  • Grab your ball
  • Quick Mosey around lot to COP
  • SSBops x 20
  • Berkins x 20 (10 w/each hand on ball)
  • Imperial SkyWalkers x 20
  • Peter Tony Parkers x 20 (hands on ball)
  • Flutter Butters x 20

THE TIPOFF

  • Mosey to field behind school and partner up
  • “20-4” Shot Clock partner work
  • Partners run from middle of field to opposite ends for 4 Burpees
  • Run back and meet your partner for 20 reps of called exercise
  • #1 = Berkins
  • #2 = WW2 sit-ups
  • #3 = Carolina Dry Docks
  • #4 = V-Ups with ball transfer
  • Plank on ball while waiting for PAX
  • Mosey to Bus loop near bball court
  • P1 does called exercise while P2 runs to make a basket
  • Flapjack x3 to make basket at all 6 hoops (unless you are Xerox who kept “making copies” at each while his partner died a slow death)
  • #1 = Merkins
  • #2 = Flutters
  • #3 = Plank Jacks on ball
  • #4 = P1 suicide/P2 flutter
  • Mosey to front of school and grab wall
  • People’s Chair with ball touches x 15
  • Mosey to Drop-off circle for curb work
  • Exercise #1 on 1 curb then run to other curb for Exercise #2
  • 10 on each curb, then 8, 6, 4, 2
  • #1:  Dry Docks/Dips
  • #2:  Speed Skaters/Jump Squats
  • Jailbreak back to COT

POST-GAME ANALYSIS

  • Great seeing all the 2.0s; YHC urges all PAX to get their sons involved in F3 and/or F3Dad’s as it provides a great bonding experience but also gives the 2.0s a great example for quality male leadership (excluding GroupMe and today’s Q obviously)
  • Nice to see Hoops and Toast back in action (6″ taller than the last time we saw them post)
  • Congrats to Toast on 1 year F3 anniversary
  • Awesome job by 6-String belting out his correct nickname in Name-o-Rama. Loved it
  • UAV and Flipper with strong efforts throughout the workout.  No quit!
  • And special apologies to the pseudo-2.0 Goodfella for all the short jokes.  But we will bring a nerf hoop for you next time
  • YHC just drove by Cuthbertson and Xerox is still shooting
  • Thanks to Dasher, Hollywood, Goodfella, Foundation for constantly pushing the PAX to catch you
  • A special thanks to Frack for only modifying 50% of the exercises; new record?  #FrackDon’tExerciseWithProps
  • Nice job by Moneyball for setting foot on wet grass without an Oscar nomination performance
  • Good work by Shampoodle and Striker for not letting Moneyball start whining
  • Kudos to all the Respects for crushing it out there: Foley, Xerox, Shop Dawg, Ole McDonald, Gator Cub
  • Yeast, Duck Dad and Delta have been posting more often and it shows.  Good work fellas

Pleasure to lead with a quirky workout.  Great group of men.  Privileged to have my son sweat with you and see how real men act . . . Supportive and Accountable . . . With a sense of humor.

Thanks to Moneyball for a great takeout prayer on this Father’s Day weekend.  Wishing each of you a Happy Father’s Day WEEKEND #ExtendTheHoliday

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • SATURDAY NIGHT POOL PARTY:  8:30pm at Lawson pool.  Bring the family.  BYOB and a snack to share (not necessary)
  • F3Dads:  Each Saturday during the Summer.  2 separate workouts.  9am at Colonel Beatty as well as Ballantine Corp Park
  • Flipper selling Tumblers for his Football team; contact Ole McDonald

Where is Watchtower?

Posted on behalf of Goodfella:

Coming off a great Memorial Day workout led by Popeye, and plenty of over-eating this weekend, we had record attendance at Watchtower this morning (last week’s attendance was a solid 2!). The humidity was brutal today, which led YHC and BottleCap to shut down the Doc pre-run a few minutes early to hydrate before the workout.

Quick Mosey then circle up with 10 Pax…well, make it 11 Pax as Jingles rolled in on 2 wheels like usual. Wait, make it 12 Pax as Loafer loafed his way in late as well. Wait, make it 13 Pax as Frack cheerfully rolled in at the tail end of the warmup. The 13 finished up our warmup of::

SSH x 20
IW x 20
Peter Parker x 20
Merkin x 10
LBC x 20

Mosey over to the front of the school and gather at the carpool pickup location for some fun.
Introduce the Pax to “Burpee Shuttle”, where we started at #1, sprinted to #8 for 8 Burpees, back to #1, sprinted to #7 for 7 Burpees, etc until making it back to #1.

Wait a minute, here comes Posse with a sneak attack at the #2 station to show us all how it’s done! We now have 14 Pax at Watchtower! Record Attendance!

All-in, we completed 36 Burpees (make it 3 Burpees for Posse!) to start off the workout, and all were starting to sweat.

Mosey over to the football stadium for some Stairs. Some from the Pax immediately complained about the “wet and sweaty” bleachers we were about to navigate. Someone even took it a step further and told us he was going to play it safe and gingerly tip-toe down the stairs so he didn’t get hurt! (not mentioning names, Damascus!):

Up & Down the stairs then (10) Dips at the bottom of each section.
Plank it up and wait for the Six.

1/2 Lap around Track to visitors bleachers (much less sections and stairs for some relief).
Up & Down the stairs then (10) Derkins at the bottom of each section.

Plank it up at the top of the stands and wait for the Six.

Grab a wall for People’s Chair, Leg Extensions, and Air Presses.

Mosey To Brick Pile, Partner Up:

Round 1 = P1 Overhead Press (x 150 as a team), P2 Down the stairs and back

Round 2 = P1 Bicep Curls (x 100 as a team), P2 Down the stairs and back

After some complaining about “sore calves” and uneven terrain, it was time to shut it down early at this station. Maybe the humidity was starting to get to the Pax?

Long Mosey back to Wall near front of school for:
Incline Merkins x 30
Leg Extensions x 25
Bicycles x 25
Incline Merkins x 20

Circle up for Mary…work our way around the circle of 14 Pax:

LBC x 14
Flutter x 14
Dolly x 14
American Hammer x 14
Heels 2 Heaven x 14

Thanks for allowing me to lead today, fellas. It’s a great campus and there’s always something new to try. All kidding and ragging aside, it was great work by everyone today. The banter keeps me/us coming back for more, and no one is immune!

Announcements:
Speed for Need gaining tons of momentum and fund raising. Union Co crew will participate in 2 races this year (Komen and Ginger Snap).

Damascus asked to take the Q at Commitment this Saturday, to celebrate his 1-year Anniversary at F3. Nice job, Damascus!

Thanks for taking us out in Prayer, MoneyBall!

AMRAP Part Deux

This AMRAP workout is starting to catch fire in Waxhaw.  It not only appeared in GroupMe, but also got press coverage on #The_Haw channel on Slack.

WARMUP

Mosey to front of school.  Disclaimer given.  SSH x 25, MC x 25, Merkin x 10, MC x 15

THE THANG

AMRAP challenge. Consists of about a 1/3 mile lap with 7 exercise stations along the route. 30 minutes to complete as many laps as possible. Stations included:

  • Merkins x 20
  • Dips x 20
  • Box Jumps x 20
  • WWII sit-ups x 20
  • Curl to Press x 20
  • Suppines x 20
  • Burpees x # of laps completed

After 30 mins, we gathered up the PAX and headed back with some Mary along the way to get to the COT.

MOLESKINE

Impressive push by the PAX.  EVERY returning AMRAPer beat their previous performance by a significant amount.  Great job!  We will try and beat these distances on the last Friday of every month.  Here are the results:

Returning AMRAPers:

  • Goodfella: 5 (Laps) and Dips vs 3 (Laps) and Rocks
  • Hollywood: 4 and Supines vs 3 and Rocks
  • Dirty Bird: 3 vs 2 and Merkins
  • Posse: 3 and Box Jumps vs 2 and Rocks
  • Foley: 4 and Merkins vs 3 and Box Jumps
  • Foundation: 4 and Sit-ups vs 3 and Sit-ups
  • Rockwell: 4 and Merkins vs 3 and Dips
  • Moneyball: 4 and Box Jumps vs 3 and Merkins
  • Bottlecap: 4 and Supines vs 3 and Rocks

New AMRAPers:

  • Popeye:  3 and Merkins
  • Das Boot:  4 laps
  • Delta:  3 and Dips
  • The Hoff:  3 and Dips
  • Jingles:  3 and Box Jumps
  • Frack:  4 and Box Jumps (with a torn left calf)

Apologize for the lack of wittiness.  I’m trying to type this so I can get to the pool and drink a few beers.  Enjoy the long weekend.  Thanks to all who have served this country so bravely.

Announcements:

Commitment:  Saturday 0630 at Weddington High School (Open Q)

Flash:  Monday 0630 (special time) at Cuthbertson Middle (Popeye Military-style)

Jimmy Johnson Fit Fest:  Monday at Anne Springs in Fort Mill.  Kid friendly spartan events and adult trail runs and bike races

PRE-BLAST: AMRAP at Impromptu

Come join us for Friday’s Impromptu AMRAP (As Many Reps As Possible): 5:30am at Cuthbertson Middle. Same 7-station course as last month. Whether you were there or not, come out and see how many laps you can complete in 30 mins. Then measure your progress at same workout on last Friday of each month.  #YouVsYou

RESULTS FROM LAST MONTH:

Goodfella: 3 (Laps) and Rocks

Doc McStuffins: 3 and Sit-ups

Transporter: 2 and Supines

Shop Dawg: 3 and Merkins

Hollywood: 3 and Rocks

Dirty Bird: 2 and Merkins

Posse: 2 and Rocks

Foley: 3 and Box Jumps

Shampoodle: 3 and Merkins

Recalculating: 3 and Box Jumps

Foundation: 3 and Sit-ups

Legal Zoom: 3 and Sit-ups

Rockwell: 3 and Dips

Gator Cub: 3 Laps

Moneyball: 3 and Merkins

Bottlecap: 3 and Rocks

4 x 100 corners

As usual for YHC’s latest Qs, the rain is always in play the night before so making the weinke is tricky since there are many high maintenance PAX.  Luckily, the rain held off and the BoomBox actually worked today so we were off and running.

WARMUP:

  • DISCLAIMER given before . . .
  • Popeye pulls up lame . . . Hopefully it is just a cramp
  • SSH x 40
  • IW x 30
  • MC x 20
  • Flutter x 10 (Get used to the 40-30-20-10)

THANGSKI:

  • AYG to first Alcove
  • Derkins x 40
  • AYG to second Alcove
  • Derkins x 30
  • AYG x third Alcove
  • Merkins x 20 (who doesn’t put benches in an Alcove?!?!)
  • AYG to curb
  • Derkins x 10 (Thank goodness Doc McFormPolice fart sacked today)

Mosey to back parking lot for 4 corners

  • Speed Skaters (40-30-20-10)
  • Burpees (10-10-10-10)
  • WWII sit-ups (40-30-20-10)
  • Burpees (10-10-10)
  • Mary waiting for 6 in between (Unless you are Transporter and Goodfella going for extra credit with HS Merkins)

Mosey back to start with some SSH, Plank Jacks, and Maktar N’Dyias on the way with a closing jailbreak.

MOLESKINNY:

Tried to get to 100 of everything but ran out of time for the last 30 Burpees.  #raincheck.  Great push by all PAX.  Not a lot of mumblechatter today or maybe YHC couldn’t hear it over the pathetic groaning in my head.  Why are Burpees on the Weinke again?

  • Popeye blew out a tire early . . . Get better in time for the military Q on Monday (#Clipboard&Whistle)
  • Transporter joined in at the 15 min mark out of the shadows . . . Of the outhouse
  • Yeast pushing so hard he nearly spilled his merlot . . . Or was it IPA?
  • Jingles always has something left in the tank . . . Maybe time for a VQ after you get done being the F3 Shirt model?
  • Segue is in it for the long haul . . . Nice work doing this “non-running” workout
  • Goodfella always at the front of the pack . . . Doesn’t need to cut corners  but occasionally doesn’t follow directions
  • The Paparazzi captured Shampoodle and Moneyball holding hands throughout the workout . . . Or was it just on the grass for support?
  • Legal Zoom with a strong showing today . . . Perhaps buoyed by the rest of non-Qing his own workout (#TurtleMove)
  • Rockwell continues to post everyday YHC posts . . . Take a day off so YHC can start beating you
  • Speaking of days off, Posse has apparently satisfied his 1 day of F3 vacation requirement and is back as strong as ever
  • Great job by Dirty Bird pushing and running in between the stations . . . Definitely stronger and faster
  • Hollywood’s internal motivation is impressive, sprinting in between some of the stations today with nobody to chase . . . Time for the weight vest

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Speed for Need:  Are you living in a hole or just don’t do social media?  Get online and figure out a way to support this amazing endeavor being driven by F3 brother JRR Tolkien.  Check out this awesome video:http://youtu.be/pl-iPn4sAWk
  • Memorial Day Family races at Anne Springs Greenway:  Lots of different options for the whole family.  Check out link for more details:  https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3016/overview
  • Prayer request:  Foundation lost his Granmother this week.  He is traveling with his family for the funeral.  Strength and comfort during this difficult time.
  • Sanctuary:  Monday nights at Brooklyn Pizza in Wesley Chapel at 7:30pm.  Studying the book “Un-Offendable”.  Join in at anytime.

Thanks Moneyball for the takeout.

DONE

“Logging” some miles at Impromptu

Posted on behalf of Goodfella:

With lots of chatter the past few days about turning ankles, soccer arms and tennis chest, yoga not being “manly”, and Doc needing a “recovery day workout”, I decided to challenge the PAX with a “manly” workout.

Circle up:
· SSH x 25
· Peter Parkers x 25
· Potato Pickers x 10
· Imperial Walkers x 25
· Plank Jacks x 25 (in between, some Yoga Upward and Downward Dog stretches in honor of Frack, who failed to show up for the “manly” workout today)
· Merkins x 10 (Doc preferred Pulse Merkins)
· SSH x 25

Mosey to the woods and retrieve the logs stashed away discretely by the Lawson crew after cutting down a tree recently. Return to the Parking Lot for some fun as a team.

Partner up with your carefully chosen partner and log, for 3 Rounds each of:
· Log Burpees x 10 each (Burpee then jump over log and repeat)
· Team run with the log to the opposite side of the parking lot
· Alternating Shoulder Presses x 10 each
· Team run with log back to starting point
· Repeat 3 times

· Team Thrusters with Log x 10
· Team run with the log to the opposite side of the parking lot
· Team Bicep Curls with Log x 10
· Team run with log back to starting point
· Repeat 3 times

At this point, YHC noticed the sweat pouring and heard someone (not mentioning names, Bottle Cap) say their upper body was “smoked”, so I decided to end the Log Fun even though I had more planned. We returned the Logs to their resting place and Mosey’d over to the front of the school.

Partner up again for “100’s”:
· P1 Dips (x 100), P2 Run to opposite side of lot and back
· Plank waiting on the Six, 6”, Plank, Recover
· P1 Merkins (x 100), P2 Run to opposite side of lot and back
· Plank waiting on the Six, 6”, 6” Plank Jack (some chose not to do this!), Recover
· P1 Seated Leg Extensions (x 100), P2 Run to opposite side of lot and back
· Plank waiting on the Six, 6”, Plank, Recover
· P1 Derkins (x 50…since upper bodies were “smoked”), P2 Run to opposite side of lot and back
· P1 Air Squats (x 100), P2 Run to opposite side of lot and back

Mosey on back to parking lot for Mary:
· Heels 2 Heaven x 13 (we worked around the circle of 13, with each man counting 1 rep in cadence…proud of Recalculating for staying in cadence today!)
· LBC x 13
· American Hammer x 13
· Flutter x 13
· Freddy Mercury x 13
· Dolly x 13
· LBC x 13

Great workout by the crew today, and I appreciate everyone challenging and supporting each other to throw some weight around. Our FNG revealed he sells Pediatric “Implants”, which led to YHC calling out Doc’s special implant procedure he had done recently to increase his…you know! As a result of the Implant sales, the PAX came up with the name “The Hoff”, in honor of David Hasselhoff and Baywatch (lots of implants on that show).

Announcements:
· 2nd AMRAP special on 5/26 at Impromptu (Bottle Cap)
· Jimmy Johnson Fit Fest on Memorial Day (Posse)

The difference between Sweat and Wet

With the overnight rainstorm, there were a few serious questions:

  • How many PAX would show up?
  • Would YHC have to put together a “Sweat” weinke or a “Wet” weinke?
  • Would the 2 HC FNGs actually post?

What YHC didn’t know was the Coke welcoming committee likes the rain.  When the PAX showed up, we were greeted by a huge inflatable Powerade bottle to show us exactly where to park and to get us pumped up for the big event.

WARMUP

  • Mosey around front and side lots with Karaoke, High Knees, Buttkickers
  • Disclaimer given
  • SSH x 25
  • IW x 25
  • Merkins x 10
  • MC x 25
  • Flutters x 25

THANG

Grab some frisbees and a 3lb weight disguised as a speaker and take off towards back of school.   Along the way, we stopped for some coupon work:

  • Curl to Press x 15
  • Thrusters x 15
  • Steering Wheels x 15

Mosey to Brick pile.  2 bricks per PAX.  Mosey to hill behind baseball field.  Split into four teams of 3 PAX for 150 of called exercise with bricks

  • P1 at top of hill doing AYG exercise (Round 1: Man-maker Merkins, Plank Jack Burpees)
  • P2 carries bricks on hill
  • P3 at bottom of hill doing called exercise (Round 1:  Squats; Round 2: Thrusters)

Recover to top of hill.  Mumblechatter about hill and bricks was prevalent.  PAX plank up on bricks shoulder-to-shoulder.  While remaining in plank position, pass Brick in right hand all the way to furthest PAX on left.  Pass Brick in left hand all the way to furthest PAX on right.

Got no complaints from PAX when told to leave bricks, grab frisbees, and mosey to practice football field through some puddles.  Kept same teams for a frisbee hairburner race.  P1 does hairburner, P2 & P3 do 3 Burpees, catch P1, and trade out with P1 until end of LONG field.  More mumblechatter ensued.  Can’t please this PAX.

Time to make our way back to bricks.  Kept same teams for Frisbee throw & sprint.   One partner throws frisbee as far as he can, team sprint to the frisbee.  Repeato until you reach bricks.  Apparently, you CAN please the PAX!  Lots of smiles/jokes on this one even though some serious sprinting.  Return with the bricks to the pile area for some IC exercises:

  • Shoulder side raises x 10
  • High knees x 20
  • Shoulder front raises x 10
  • High knees x 20
  • Steering wheel x 20
  • High Knees x 20

Mosey to concession stand for some wall work:

  • People’s Chair with Air Presses x 25
  • 6 count Doc McMerkins against wall x 10
  • People’s Chair with Jabs x 25
  • One-legged Dips x 10 each leg

Mosey to front parking lot for a few mins of Mary:  Flutters, Dolly, J-Lo, and closed with the alphabet.

MOLESKINE

Lots of interesting activity/chatter today.  Started with the 6am Posse wake up GroupMe text with a beautiful picture of Team Coke/Powerade invading the AO. Although YHC briefly thought he drunkenly sent a preblast email to “DL – All Employees” it turns out they were there for a Powerade Flag Football event.  Posse continues to impress with his postings and was the only one for a 6am pre-run.  UNLESS, you count Jingles showing up “early” to try and get in on the action.  He actually stated he never knew we give a “one minute warning” prior to start.

Damascus rocked the bricks part of the workout, even lifting the bricks on the Burpees.  Rumor has it that each Brick weighed the exact amount of a wine bottle so hence the expertise.  Some PAX even noticed his pinkies being out as he toted the bricks.  Well done Sommelier.

Goodfella dominated the frisbee hairburners.  Keeping his @ss low is not a problem apparently.  But he seemed more intrigued with the J-Lo movement during Mary.  Shop Dawg keeps bringing it strong; great to see him teaching the FNG Slim Jim a few tricks.  Maple Syrup fought hard through the Brick pile up.  Popeye and Gator Cub got stuck with YHC on the hill exercises and had to help out my soccer arms performance.  Jingles continues to impress and get sneaky fast at each workout.  Foundation harkened back to his old football days by rolling around in the mud on the hairburners.  Shampoodle lived up to his nickname by enjoying the frisbee run and catch the best, even trying to catch a few in his teeth.  And welcome to FNG Slim Jim (thanks to Posse for the name).  He hung tough under the tutelage of Shop Dawg and wasn’t afraid to get after it, even though he is a self-professed member of the Soccer Arms Club.

Great work today fellas.  Appreciate you letting me lead while not taking things too seriously.  Good to see some smiles during the frisbee throws.  We will have to incorporate more of that.

Thanks for the takeout Shop Dawg, and thanks to Goodfella for the reminder about being grateful for the amazing women in our lives.

Announcements:

  • Union County F3 shirts on sale now. Deadline 5/24:  https://f3.mudgear.com/products/f3-union-county-pre-order?variant=42431531347
  • Speed-for-Need is officially launched.  Check out the details to see how we ALL can assist with this amazing project:  http://f3nation.com/2017/05/12/speedforneed/
  • FIA:  Encourage the ladies in your life to attend Saturday morning workouts at 7:30am at Cuthbertson Middle
  • Sanctuary:  Mondays at 7:30pm at Brooklyn Pizza in Wesley Chapel.  Studying the book “Un-Offendable”.  All are welcome.  Don’t need to read to be a part of the conversation.  But do need to be present to enjoy the beer and pizza

AMRAP Wet T-shirt contest

Since becoming Site Q, Hollywood has suggested an AMRAP challenge to test the PAX progress on a monthly/quarterly basis.  To get the word out, Hollywood and YHC have taken to all the major airwaves to attract the finest PAX in Union County and beyond (i.e. Doc McMecklenburg)

All the latest and greatest technology was used to get to the masses including telephone calls, postcards, 911 Beeper pages, Text messages, Instant Messages, and even Email,  With that comprehensive marketing campaign, we got HCs from 3 Respects.  While that is good, we knew we had to reach more PAX.  After extensive research, we spared no expense and utilized the latest and greatest technology . . . Slack!

As Hollywood and YHC rolled into the parking lot in the gloom, it looked like “The Haw” channel on Slack was for REAL.  Parking lot was loaded with cars at Cuthbertson Middle.  We got a little nervous that our Weinke would be a little much for all the FNGs who showed up.

Turns out there was a Middle School field trip sooooooo . . . Disclaimer given as we moseyed down the path behind the school circling up along the way a few times for Warmup:  SSH x 20, MC x 20, Flutter x 20

THE THANG

AMRAP challenge.  Consists of about a 1/3 mile lap with 7 exercise stations along the route.  30 minutes to complete as many laps as possible.  Stations included:

Merkins x 20

Dips x 20

Box Jumps x 20

WWII sit-ups x 20

Curl to Press x 20

Suppines x 20

Burpees x # of laps completed

After 30 mins, we gathered up the PAX and headed back with some Mary along the way to get to the COT.

MOLESKINE

Other than a couple “veteran” PAX who seemed to be sandbagging their baseline number, tremendous effort by the PAX.  It will no doubt be tough for each of them to go further than their result today but this group continues to impress.  As “The Mouth of the South” so eloquently put it, he “would have won a Wet T-Shirt Contest.”  After reviewing the videotape from COT, YHC realized that there were a number of PAX who would give Posse a run for his money but YHC thinks that is best left to others’ imagination.  Great effort by all.  We will try and beat these distances on the last Friday of every month:

Goodfella:  3 (Laps) and Rocks

Doc McStuffins:  3 and Sit-ups

Transporter:  2 and Supines

Shop Dawg:  3 and Merkins

Hollywood:  3 and Rocks

Dirty Bird:  2 and Merkins

Posse:  2 and Rocks

Foley:  3 and Box Jumps

Shampoodle:  3 and Merkins

Recalculating:  3 and Box Jumps

Foundation:  3 and Sit-ups

Legal Zoom:  3 and Sit-ups

Rockwell:  3 and Dips

Gator Cub:  3 Laps

Moneyball:  3 and Merkins

Bottlecap:  3 and Rocks

Announcements:

F3 Sanctuary:  Mondays at Brooklyn Pizza in Wesley Chapel at 7:30pm   Studying “Un-Offendable.”  Come join the discussion and/or come for the pizza/beer

Q-School:  Saturday at 6:30am at Bojangles across from Sun Valley High School.  Learn from the best cadence counters in Union County

Moneyball – Thanks for letting us make fun of your shape-ups and the take-out prayer