Pair trade – long fitness, short Q

Date: 2025-04-05 AO: davinci Q: Odd Job PAX: midriff, das_boot, Pepsi, C3P0, Franky, kirby FNGs: None COUNT: 7 This morning, global tensions flared and so did our pecs. Odd Job took the Q and immediately slapped a reciprocal tariff on comfort—starting with a round of burpees so aggressive they had their own sanctions. Each PAX responded with retaliatory exercise calls, escalating the situation until our sweat rate outpaced inflation. Highlights included: – Jump rope volatility that sent feet flying and markets panicking – Tariff-tier burpees (the kind that hurt your feelings and your quads) – A no-deal summit of core work that led to fiscal—and physical—collapse Despite the market crashing around us (and maybe inside of us), the HIMs held the line. No bailout needed, just grit.