The Beverly Hills Egg Nog Mile

  • When:12/20/16
  • QIC: HB
  • The PAX: Retread, Mermaid, Utah, Beaker, Gummy, Fault Line, Wild Turkey, Prohibition, Ironsides, Tiger Rag, Ductwork, Turkey Leg, Alf, Poptart, Horesehead, Margo, JRR Tolkien, Honeybee, Icicle, Hairball


The Beverly Hills Egg Nog Mile

Apparently there’s a new star wars movie out. 20 guys lined up at Cinebarre, a measly 6 hours before the first show time. The media was there, it was a big deal.  A few guys got interviewed. Check out Alf’s and Tolkien’s interviews here.

After the letdown to many that we were most certainly not there to see that movie, here’s what went down. We ventured up the small hill from the cinema parking lot to the sidewalk along the eastbound lane of 51 with an initial plan of making a safe crossing at the Providence intersection. From somewhere in the rear, Horsehead grumbles “if we cross 51, I’m gone.” With immediately banged a hard left across 4-6 lanes of 51. Horsehead hung around. #emptypromises

Mosey up Providence toward town. Brief rendezvous at the Beverly Crest entrance. Against Gummy’s advice of getting out of traffic, we did +/- 15 low slow squats in the street to get the blood pumping. We moseyed deeper into BC and took mental note of three chalk markings on the pavement. After partnering up with someone of like speed, we met back at the 2nd mark. From there, P1 gave a AYG hustle one direction towards the club house and took a left or right on one of those side streets. P2 ran the opposite direction and turned on another of those side streets AYG til it ended. At the tips, they might have done 10 HR-merkins and hustled back to the 2nd mark. After most guys stood around for a couple minutes while a few guys did merkins, we flapjacked.

Most guys ran hard. It was about a half mile from the mid-point to the tip of each leg, for a hidden mile, of sorts. After we collected erybody, we jaunted back through Beverly Crest back to 51. We turned left towards Matthews and were greeted with collective groan that I’m betting was loud enough to wake Haze, 4 miles away in his bed.

Here’s where things got interesting. The plan was to run to Providence HS (which we did), and do a long lap around the campus (which we also did). When we hit the campus, fear and anxiety became palpable in several folks. A peppering nervous mumbling about there being lots of traffic, general questions about safety, there being too many people around. Instead of ringing the doorbell at PHS and asking if we could use their 2016 election results “safe space” to fingerpaint and talk about our feelings, we ran the damn loop. Sure there were buses and a few students around. Most guys appeared to use common sense and their own judgement to stay out of harm’s way.

We ran dual indian runs back to campus to wrap things up.

Tha skinny:

  • We ran 1 mile for every time some nerd asked if we were going to see the new Star Wars movie (6)
  • The Swift varsity team ventured across the border and dusted guys today. Strong effort out there, pushing everyone to get faster.
  • 51 is a busy road. Cars drive fast. Crossing with a big group has risks. We didn’t hold hands, and guys for the most part were smart. You know what you’re wearing (75% of guys today had on a neon shirt and black shorts). You know it’s hard to see when it’s dark. I’m not your dad (to my knowledge) and don’t need to hold your hand when crossing the street. All that needs to be said is keep your head on a swivel and be smart. Remember, Santa don’t visit the funeral home
  • Guys ran hard today. The new territory took away the comfort zone of knowing “how much farther” we had to go. Way to get after it. Appreciate the support and flexibility to try something new

All y’all have a Merry Christmas. Always a pleasure to run with this crew. Enjoy the time with your families and friend and be thankful for what you have. We’re all blessed to have this strong network of guys to lean on one another through tough times. This season bring’s lots of joy, but can also be tough on folks that may have recently lost a loved one. Reach out to someone this week you haven’t talked to in a while – make sure they’re doing alright.

Convergences the next two Mondays: 12/26 at DMZ (Carmel Neighborhood Park), 1/2 at the Matrix (McKee Rd. Elementary). Check the world wide web for start times.

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Fault Line
Fault Line
7 years ago

Great Q Hairball. BTW, the back door of the school was locked, so much for the “safe space”. I had to huddle against a hollow tree adjacent to the parking lot where several school buses were revving their engines…I felt scared and alone. Fortunately, the promise of crossing Hwy 51 followed by a twisted double helix of sweaty fatigued PAX attempting an Indian run on a dark narrow sidewalk with danger on both sides inspired me to go on. Thank you!!

Gummy
7 years ago

I like the temporary launch point. I’d like to stay there until BRR season – we get enough of those Raintree hills through the summer. It was nice to be somewhere else, and I’m sure there are other good options from there – we could cut through the neighborhood and bully the SofaWIB guys, we could probably even make it to Skunkworks and back. Possibilities.

The traffic did force us onto the sidewalks on 51 and Providence though, and things were tight. I smelled guys much closer than I’d prefer.

That Indian Run home was no joke. Treacherous passing. Fast pace (around 7:30 during the recovery part), and the smells again. As always, the FT guys make me run faster than I think I can. I quickly volunteered to wait for the six at the traffic light though.

Icicle
Icicle
7 years ago

Great run just remember to come back for the pax every now and then specially if someone gets hurt( in this case me,i rolled my ankle) by the time i yeld no one on site to help me out. Other than that great route ill run it again

Mermaid
Admin
Reply to  Icicle
7 years ago

Sorry to read this Icicle. Glad you are OK. Wondering where this occurred.

Icicle
Icicle
Reply to  Mermaid
7 years ago

I rolled it at the last corner on the school before we got back to the starting ponit

Gummy
Reply to  Icicle
7 years ago

Ah, sorry Icicle. I hate that we did that.

Mermaid
Admin
7 years ago

Nice change of pace with the alternate launch spot and the new territory #keepitfresh. Enjoyed the group and the workout. Well done Hairball. Great to see some SOB’s this morning. Bunch of fast guys out there. All appeared to push hard. Amazed that no one got tangled in that double Indian run on the sidewalk. Thought for sure someone was going down.

Bratwurst
7 years ago

This has a Swift tag. Does that exempt me from writing my own BackBlast?

JRR Tolkien
JRR Tolkien
Reply to  Bratwurst
7 years ago

Brat – I just showed at FT to confirm that HoneyBee and WildTurkey were in fact cheating on you. This has now been verified. So mission complete.

Shameless Plug: If you’re in town post at The Brave this Friday for something “special”… or do yourself a favor and at least read the Pre-blast and decide.

Bratwurst
Reply to  JRR Tolkien
7 years ago

Visiting another workout = “cheating”? Did they take the Jack Daniels method without permission (only Mountain Goat is ‘authorized’ at this point and bought the license) or were they merely seeing what the other half of South Charlotte does on a “run” workout. Definitely the latter, and they’ll figure out if driving for the exposure was worth the effort.

Tiger-Rag
Tiger-Rag
Reply to  Bratwurst
7 years ago

Swift has backblasts?

Bratwurst
Reply to  Tiger-Rag
7 years ago

I know, trying to find an excuse not to write another one.

Horsehead
7 years ago

No mention of the aggressive partner choosing by Pro? If that didn’t make Gummy feel loved and cherished then I’m not sure what will.

Alf
Alf
7 years ago

I was disappointed to find out that Hairball’s Q included not a single Strava segment. Surely Tolkien will never run that route again. It was challenging still, exchanging hills for speed and the Indian Run was more like a fast paced gauntlet.

I also noticed that Tiger Rag stayed far enough away from the PAX all morning that Strava doesn’t even calculate that he ran with us. He did audible the Merkins to Squats and the Squats to standing with one hand on hip and one hand with cup of coffee. Fat TR used to work out with us. Just sayin.

Sorry about leaving you hanging Icicle. Too bad Pro doesn’t look out for you like he does Gummy.

Prohibition
7 years ago

Gummy is mine. That is all.

That was a terrible way to get back into FT after 4 or so weeks off. It was also just what I needed. Thanks HB for the variety. Not so much the cheating death on the Indian Run, however.

Was happy to find that Margo appreciates the slow walk through the merkin stations as much as I do. Felt like a million bucks.

Merry Christmas everyone. See you Saturday at Rock Zero…

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