F3 Outland Preblast – Pancho and Lefty

F3 Outland Preblast – Pancho and Lefty

Gentlemen,

Tomorrow shall mark an important occasion for the men of Union County.

We have a long morning ahead of us, for there are wrongs to be righted, sins to be repented, grievances to be aired, and winds to be broken . . . all in an action-packed 60 mins.

If you attended last week’s #F3Outland, you’ll remember that Shemp and Joe, the two unnecessary Stooges, nearly ruined what used to be a glorious Saturday morning experience by unleashing what amounted to a giant stale Peep of a workout on the pax.  Their unwanted sequel to that steamer of a workout from last year reminded us of cinematic gems such as “Son of the Mask”, “Titanic 2”, and “Deuce Bigalo, European Gigalo” – all sequels to something that should never have existed in the first place.

But we all followed along and went Gee when we should have gone Haw . . . time to jerk the bit and steer back on course.

Join me, Pancho, and Lefty tomorrow where we will turn the beat around and play a little #monkeyinthemiddle with what will possibly be the best worst idea to ever escape my twisted and unfiltered mind.

Let’s make Outland Great Again!

Horsehead