SOFAWIB: The Modified Kirk

Scene: A rainy evening at the House Of Evil fortunes and frogurt emporium. Our protagonist sits before a shopkeeper to learn his fate.

Shopkeeper: You will be the Q for one of the hardest and best workouts in F3.
Sundancer: That’s good.

Shopkeeper: No one will show up except you.
Sundancer: That’s bad.

Shopkeeper: You will run the HT mile by yourself at maximum effort to try to increase your standing on the HT Mile Segment Top 10.
Sundancer: That’s good.

Shopkeeper: You will fall 4 seconds short of your PR time.
Sundancer: That’s bad.

Shopkeeper: You will return to OPE and audible under the awning, modifying pull-ups for hip-slappers.
Sundancer: That’s good.

Shopkeeper: You will get bored after two rounds, start talking to yourself, and decide to get coffee and donuts instead.
Sundancer: ….
Shopkeeper: That’s bad!
Sundancer: [shrugs]

Shopkeeper: Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t open until 6am.
Sundancer: DAMNIT!

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Kirk

8 years ago

I knew that seemed very familiar:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Krbl911ZPBA

Also, shame face for backing out at 5:07. I like to think that even with a dodgy back I could have encouraged / extolled / other nicer word than yelled at you to speed up the extra 5 seconds. The world will never know.