The Illiad – An adventure to the Bermuda Triangle

  • When:8/21/2015
  • QIC: Chelms aka Tater Tot
  • The PAX: Chelms (R, KB, Q), Lambeau, Lorax, Run Stopper, Bout Time, Mermaid, Cane, Scabby (PR), Escargot, Margo (PR), Pulp Fiction, Red Rocks, Hops, Illiad (FNG), Brushback (KB), Spelling Bee, Bee Keeper, Zuckerburg, Icky Shuffle (KB), Snowflake (WD, R, KB - sort of), Dear Abbey


The Illiad – An adventure to the Bermuda Triangle

21 strong men gathered early for their weekly dose of Centurion.    Four men (will give Snowflake full credit) started early with Kettle Bell work (KB) while three put in a pre-run (PR).

The Thang:

COP – SSH X21 (each member of PAX gives their F3 name on one of the counts), Merkins X10, Staggar R X10, Stagger L X10, CDD X10

Jog over to parking lot across 51 for some Mary – Dolly X15, Flutter X15, Rosalita X15

Jog to base of Palantine for some Bermuda Triangle – run up to top of Palantine for burpees, run down lane and around office building on right for dips and decline merkins, run down to street for jump squats, and back to start – Rinse and repeat two more times with 15 of each exercise in circuit 1, 10 in circuit 2, and 5 in ciruit 3 (Thanks to Hops and his correction to the call of 3 by the Q – as Mermaid noted, it was only 2 more – glad he didn’t say 50).  Plank till the six finishes.

Jog back to the parking deck at the school for some deck work.  Figure eight running the stairs and the deck, ramp work with jumping lunges at each turn up to level 4 and back down to 1, and incline/dedcline gassers X4.

Back to starting point to finish with LBC, Diamonds and wide arms.

Naked Moleskin

Humid morning and early start with KB left the Q gassed at the end.    Great group this morning and good to see Mermaid back up in the front.  Runstopper also put in a strong showing on the Bermuda Triangle while Bout Time gets no credit for being in the lead group since he’s a Hate.  The rest of the PAX pushed thru the humidity and the oven that looks like a parking deck.

Hops was fortunate that the Q’s miss on the third round of Bermuda Triangle was off by only 2.  If it had been 5+ then the PAX might have sacked him at the top of Palentine.

Welcome FNG Iliad (see below excerpt from internet – that’s how I know it’s true).  Strong work for first time out although you look like you were pretty prepared showing up with a triatholon shirt on.   Did you beat Brushback on all the runs?  After reading the summary below I thought about changing your name to Hector or Agamemmon and could be convinced to change if any of the PAX have a strong opinion.  However, it was an adventure just to get to Illiad so maybe appropriate.

As always, YHC is honored to lead such a great group.  Thanks to Hops for taking us out with a strong prayer.

Announcements- Mud Run sign up on F3 web site.  Mermaid is Q for Area 51 so see him for questions if the web site doesn’t splain it enough.   He probably could use some help so don’t wait for him to ask – step up and volunteer – THIS MEANS YOU.

Illia – How It All Goes Down

In the tenth year of the Trojan War, tensions are running high among the Achaians (a super-ancient name for the Ancient Greeks). First, the priest Chryses comes to ask their leader, King Agamemnon, to release his daughter, whom Agamemnon was holding captive. When Agamemnon refuses, the priest prays to the god Apollo to send a plague against the Achaians.

After nine days of plague, the Achaians assemble again and demand that Agamemnon give the girl back. Agamemnon eventually agrees, but only if he gets to take Briseis, the girlfriend of Achilleus, the greatest warrior of the Achaians. Even though Achilleus gives her up, he becomes so enraged that he refuses to fight any more. That and he prays to his mother, Thetis, who happens to be a goddess, to pull some strings with the other gods so that the Achaians will start getting defeated in battle and realize how much they depend on him.

Achilleus’s mom definitely spoils him. She gets Zeus, the king of the gods, to agree to Achilleus’s request. Sure enough, the next day the Trojans make a successful counterattack, led by Hektor, their greatest warrior. Several days of violent fighting follow, at the end of which the Trojans have the Achaians pinned against the beach, and are threatening to burn their ships. At this point, Achilleus’s best friend Patroklos asks for permission to go into battle in Achilleus’s place. Achilleus grants Patroklos’s request, and even lets him wear his armor. Patroklos’s gambit is successful – when the Trojans see him, they think he must be Achilleus and become absolutely terrified. The plan goes off the rails, however, when Hektor kills Patroklos – with the help of the god Apollo and a minor Trojan warrior named Euphorbos. Hektor then takes the armor off Patroklos’s body.

When Achilleus learns of the death of his friend, he experiences terrible grief and swears revenge. He sends his mother, Thetis, to get a new suit of armor made especially for him by the fire-god, Hephaistos. The next day, Achilleus rejoins the battle and kills many Trojans, including Hektor in a one-on-one battle.

But Achilleus isn’t satisfied. For the next few days, he continually abuses Hektor’s body in gruesome ways, even after Patroklos has received a proper funeral. The gods don’t like this, and send a message down to Achilleus telling him to give up the body. When the Trojan King Priam – Hektor’s father – comes unarmed, by night, to ask for his son’s body, Achilleus agrees. The two men eat together and experience a moment of shared humanity. Achilleus grants the Trojans a grace period to perform their funeral rituals. The poem ends with the funeral of Hektor – though we know that soon Achilleus will die and Troy will be captured.

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Mermaid
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9 years ago

Pre-run cred for YHC and Cane. Run in and back today.

As usual Chelms, a strong Q. Funny that we briefly lost a PAX and it did not occur in the Triangle. Actually had to take off the shirt and ring it out after that one. Made me feel a bit like Mr. Brady. Strong group of men this morning at Centurion. Great way to get the day started. Missing Haze this morning. Not only did he introduce Palatine Hill, but also the Bermuda Triangle. Hope to see you in the gloom soon brother

Brushback
9 years ago

I was right in the mix the whole time…still had enough to smoke all y’all on the sprints #sandbagging.

Always a good smackdown at Centurion.

Mermaid
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Reply to  Brushback
9 years ago

You always smoke the PAX on the sprints Brushback. #wheelhouse

Brushback
Reply to  Chelms aka Tatertot
9 years ago

My burpee and merkin form is impeccable. Mermaid and Runstopper stared in amazement at the power exuding from every rep.

I do it the right way. Unlike the Chapel Hill way.

Ickey Shuffle
9 years ago

So here’s some unlicensed medical advice…if you do the following:
– Try to lose 15 pounds and wind up cutting your caloric intake too much
– Go to Ghost Runner and try and keep up with Champagne even though he’s way faster than you (I made it 1.5 of the 4 miles at his pace)
– Go to Centurion on Friday morning

You’ll find yourself exhausted and disoriented somewhere in a parking deck with legs that just won’t go and the taste of battery acid in your mouth. #TheMoreYouKnow. I was just glad I didn’t smell toast as I believe that is an indicator of a stroke. I do enjoy toast though.

Hops
9 years ago

I hate burpees, and derkins, and jump squats…apparently Bout Time hates jump squats too since he refuseniked them…at least the first circuit. I was too far back to form police it the 2nd & 3rd circuits.
I didn’t miss Purple Haze at all.
Brushback always sandbags until the sprints. #nostamina
Iliad told me he would never have come back had we named him Blowhole. Perhaps we need to rename
Solid Q Chelms
Biggest surprise of the morning was that Runstopper kept his shirt on until COT

Brushback
Reply to  Hops
9 years ago

What was all that “sure would like to have you on BRR” bullshiz? You’ve cut me to the core Hops.

Kirk
9 years ago

Chelms – It would kind of be helpful to know the etymology of the nick name (i.e. how you arrived at Iliad), but if there is ever an opportunity to name an FNG AgamemNon (really any lesser character from one of the classics), you’ve got to take it. Those don’t come along too often. I’m still waiting for the right FNG to land Rosencrantz and / or Guildenstern…some day.

Brushback
Reply to  Chelms aka Tatertot
9 years ago

Going back to the Hootie theme….how about “Hold My Hand”? would be great to hear in the COT.

Hops
Reply to  Brushback
9 years ago

Handholder

Snowflake
9 years ago

Kirk, the etymology (fine word, etymology) was longer than the Illiad story above. #pretzellogic
Since everyone was so smoked, that was the best we had. It might have had something to do with smelling toast, or Carolina Dry Burpees. #formpolice
Not sure, still catching my breath.
Pretty sure Spelling Bee and Bee Keeper were crushing the sprints too. Plenty of strong Pax out there today –

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