“Look, Jack I’m not going to make any excuses. Little Jack would not stop crying so gave him some hugs and I let him watch TV. I went to [run The Wiggler], I was gone [30 minutes], and when I came back, he let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. OK?” **
Put down the rum bottle and come run The Wiggler! 5:30 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – family pace…
** Gaylord Myron “Greg” Focker, Meet The Fockers
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