Stupid Pet Tricks

Stupid Pet Tricks

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Yawn, stretch, and let’s go for a Hairband Mile with the legend himself.
Circle up…
(15) SSH
(14) Imperial Walkers
Let’s go…
Cruise toward the Elem school and stop for some prisoner walking lunges.
Continue and stop again for (6) manmakers on your own and (6) low slow squat.
Onward to the playground for the stupid pet tricks segment.
Round 1&2
(10) donkey kicks on swings
(10) step ups each leg
(2) trips along the monkey bars
Oh yeah, you crawl to each station… Bear, spider, crab, Panther, doesn’t matter, you pick.
Recover and run a lap
Round 3&4
(10) donkey push-ups on swings
(10) slow squats
(2) trips along the monkey bars
Pick your crawl between stations.
Round 5&6
(10) Carolina dry donkeys on swings
(10) jumping lunges
(2) trips along the monkey bars
Pick your crawl
Time to move on.
Pause at school to go over the rules for pinball running and so YHC could attempt to clear my foggy spectacles.
Pin ball runs back to the front of the Mid school and time enough left for bananas and superman rolls.
The Late Show Moleskin
We sort of eased into the gloom this morning with a nice little jog to the elementary school but once we got going it was good times.
While Countertop spouted methane during his bear crawls between stations, Glass Joe decided it would be a good time to a) test the grip of his gloves in the mud and 2) prepare the front of his white tshirt for a little OxiClean versus Tide in the championship laundry match (he’s taking this whole bracket thing to the extreme). Nice work by Hairband as he powered through a nasty side stitch during the runs, and speaking of runs, we all sincerely hope you made it home in time. #warpfactor9mrsulu
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Thanks Countertop for praying us out.