Adonis-like pecs and shoulders? Yes please.

  • When:03/04/15
  • QIC: Brushback
  • The PAX: Lobster Roll, Boutique, Van Pelt (respect, W-S), Mermaid, Sacagawea, Scabby, Young Love, Hops, Margo, Blades of Glory, Icky Shuffle, Beaver (respect), Pop Tart, Gomer Pyle, Voodoo, Alf, Brushback (QIC)


Adonis-like pecs and shoulders? Yes please.

It was a wet and foggy morning, but 17 men were destined for greatness none-the-less.  No new guys….let’s go…..

  • Short Mosey with high knees and butt kickers

COP:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC  (slow)
  • IW x 20 IC
  • Diamond Merkins x 10 IC (slow)
  • Explosive jump squats x 10 IC (slow count down; high jump with knees to chest)
  • Burp and Merk to 10 (1st burp 1 merkin, 2nd burp 2 merkins, 3rd burp 3 merkins….up to 10)

Mosey to side of church by the lovely fake grass knoll

Plank series: (remain in plank for entirety)

  • High plank (hold 45 secs)
  • Elbow plank (45 secs)
  • High plank with alternating shoulder taps x 10 IC
  • 6 inches (10 sec countoff courtesy of Alf)

Circuit:

  • Plank walk to your right (20 yards)
  • Bear crawl slolom through pilars (first set of pillars)
  • Crabwalk slolom through pillars (second set of pillars)
  • Repeato: but start on opposite side with plank walk to your left
  • LBCs to wait on 6

Partner-up: 

  • Partner 1 plank on partner 2’s feet while partner 2 completes 25 old school situps (flapjack)
  • Partner 1 plank while partner 2 completes 20 derkins (flapjack)

Short mosey to medians

Partner combo work: (LBCs to wait on 6 after each set)

  • Combine for 150 merkins: partner 1 does merkins while partner 2 runs suicides to 2 medians
  • Combine for 50 HR burpees: partner 1 burpees while partner 2 runs suicides to medians

Mosey to playground

Circuit:

  • 10 pull-ups / 15 donkey kicks on swings / 15 incline merkins (pvc pipes) x  2 sets
  • Rinse and repeat with 5 / 10 / 10

Sprint work:

  • 3 rounds of gasers AYG (approximately 75 yds to light pole and back)

Mary:

  • Flutter x 25 IC (varied between very slow and fast)…hold
  • Protractor: 10 / 45 / 90 / 10
  • Poor man’s LBC
    • Right elbow to left knee x 10 IC
    • Left elbow to right knee x 10 IC

1 minute left…..10 HR burpees OYO…..Done

Moleskine:

All too often we forget to work on building up our strength while we sprint like madmen from place to place.  I certainly appreciate the cardio, it’s key, but i’m starting to feel like skinny arm Rob Lowe. Today was meant to pound on the upper body; hopefully it was both hated and loved by the Pax. Impressed with everyone’s resolve to push through today; not that I would expect anything less.

I was smoked at several points during the workout and regretted some of my ill-advised calls (primarily during the plank walk into bear crawl and crabwalk combo.  Shoulders are hurting.

Some observations.  Lobster Roll continues to beast; Alf is a monster (planked while myself and BOG both did derkins on his back); Mermaid can do limitless merkins; Scabby and Sacagawea are fast!; Hops doesn’t really tire (#stamina). I’d also through YL, Boutique and Margo into the staying power camp.  Welcome Van Pelt from Winston-Salem.  Great work men.

Meaningful takeout by Mermaid. Aye!

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Mermaid
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10 years ago

Another strong Q Brushback, thank you. Throwing your own AKA in the mix in addition to Brian Austin Green? Don’t think Skinny Armed Rob Lowe would have made it through that beatdown. I agree with the consistent need for balance between running, speed work, core and strength. Glad to see the Burp and Merk was not an A51 one-hit-wonder. It received immediate negative verbal feedback subsequent to being called. Or was that excitement I heard across the COP?

As always, a solid beatdown and a strong PAX at Anvil. Lobsta Roll on deck for next week’s installment. Great work out there today men. #ISI

Young Love
10 years ago

Great work, Brushback. I read your backblast and was going to push away from my desk to work on something else, but my arms and chest don’t seem to work anymore.

Voodoo
10 years ago

Nice Q, Brushback. That was a rough one. I was feeling pretty good until we got to the suicide/merkin/burpee combo, which basically killed me for the rest of the workout, even with YL doing most of the work.

Mermaid, I was definitely not excited for the recurrence of the Burp and Merk.

Hops
10 years ago

Hate the Burp & Merk…appreciate the pax waiting for me to finish before jogging off to the next pain station.
A couple other random observations:
* Sorry Boutique’s Beard didn’t post
* Sacagawea (when he posts) and Scabby (when he turns it on) can fly…as can Lobster Roll obviously
* Thankful Mermaid is a merkin-machine – I’d prefer to do suicides vs merkins and he knocked out the vast majority of merkins
* The “Poor Man’s LBC” should be renamed the Forsyth County Viaduct (FCV)…the CCV’s distant cousin

Alf
Alf
10 years ago

Nice Q Brushback. I plan on stealing the Burp-Merk combo sometime soon because it was awful. You can keep the bear crawls and crab walks – always just hated those.
I did have the “luck” of being next to Lobster Roll on all the burpees today. Have to go at ludicrous speed just to keep up with the guy – strong.

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