Something smells fishy at The Maul….

Something smells fishy at The Maul….

26 men gathered to take part in Fish Taco’s maiden Q.
The Thang:
SSH X20, IW X25, Merkins X20, Mountain Climbers X20, lunge with a twist X20
Mosey to fountain for wall work:
20 dips and 20 squats, run across courtyard and back, plank when done
10 diamond push ups, 20 jump ups run again, superman plank
20 derkins, 20 jump shots, run again, 6 inches until all finished
Mosey to side lot by target for partner up size doesn’t matter
bear crawl across lot to first sign for 20 squats and bear crawl back,  then partner goes
bear crawl to second sign for 20 burpees, then partner goes
third sign for 10 side jumps, then…you get the picture
fourth sign for 20 derkins, finish with Dolly-Lita (see moleskin below)
No rest for the partner waiting as they were doing mary of choice so as not to get too bored
Mosey over to back of target for peoples chair while admiring the hill from afar
audibled in the tunnel of love then sprint up hill, lunge walk to back of line and back down
Mosey to back of the theater for balls to the wall walk with handstand push ups every other cement line crossed
peoples chair, then one legged peoples chair and switch until all done
COT
Moleskin
It was a great honor for Fish Taco on my maiden Q.  Tclaps for those who came to the mall for support
Tclaps to Dora and Radar who nick snatched ran to the workout
Tunnel of love audible for Tiger Rag who reportedly tweeted he hoped there was no tunnel of love, easy pickins.  Groans heard from GRT alum who stated “I just grew the skin back on my knees man!”
New mary move coined by Run Stopper – Dolly-Lita, or Rosa-Dolly, to be voted on in the gloom sometime soon
Awesome time putting this together for the PAX at the Maul today.
Posted on behalf of Fish Taco

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Tiger-Rag
10 years ago

Good work on first Q by Fish T. The only knock is that he’s a bit of a #LowTalker. Was concerned I was agreeing to wear a puffy shirt unawares.

I would have normally gone into a full-throated #refusenik hissy on the asphalt Tunnel of Love but since my twitter comment was object of that nonsense, there really was no choice. Well played. In an effort to save the knees and not resemble a SPEARHEAD (ALL CAPS!) Pax, I opted for the low bear crawl, thus discovering that several Pax don’t wear compression shorts. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but my therapist and I both agree that the low crawl is the way to go next time around.

Dora
Dora
Reply to  Tiger-Rag
10 years ago

AND WHEN YOU TYPE OUT SPEARHEAD YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE CAPS LOCK. YOU HOLD THE SHIFT KEY DOWN FOR EACH LETTER. LIKE A MAN.

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