Choppers in the Distance

21 Souls (including 2 FNGs) gathered in the shadow of the Regal 22 for Radar’s inaugural Q. A sign of bad things to come…he hurt us. And enjoyed it. (Posted by TR on behalf of Radar).

Mosey To Front of Theatre

30 SSH
20 mountain climbers
10 Merkin Jacks

Mosey to Fountain

10 Wall Jump Burpees
20 Dips (Right Leg Up)
10 Decline Merkins
Repeat All- (Left Leg Up)

Mosey to speed bumps (partner up for pain stations)

Work out will consist of partner drags between speed bumps. 6 total speed bumps (switch carrying partner each time)
Starting at Speed Bump 1: 10 military merkins
Partner Drag to SB 2
10 regular merkins
Partner Drag to SB 3
10 wide arm merkins
Partner Drag
SB4 – 10 Mil. Merkins
Partner Drag
SB5- 10 Reg
Partner Drag
SB6-10 Wide
(Should have been a partner drag here too, but Rookie Q already knows it all. Declined sage advice from Veteran Q)

Mosey to COP

10 Push up Jack Burpees on your own
20 Ski abs (cadence)
10 Carolina Dry Docks (Cadence)
Repeat

Mosey Back to SBs

SB 1: 10- one leg Spartan burpees , right leg up (Rookie Q ignored Vet Q’s impeccable recommendation to go with (5) 1-legged burpees here. Waved off Vet Q second attempt at a Q-Jack.)
Bear Crawl to SB 2
10 squat jumps
Sprint to SB3
10 Sister Mary Catherines
Bear Crawl to SB 4
10 Squat Jumps
Sprint to SB 5
10 Sis Mary Cath
Bear Crawl to SB6
10 squat jumps
10 one leg burpees-(left leg up)
Plank for group

Mosey in two columns, Indian run back (the long way) toward the AO (Minus TR who ran back with 50lb bag of sand)

Jail Break last 100 yards

Mary

51 Flutters
51 LBCs
36 Mason Twists

COT

MOLESKIN

The naive farm boy from Iowa brought the pain on his first Q. Premeditated assault and battery with that merkin-jack burpee nonsense.
Maul Pax starting to get some looks from the early morning workers at [UNNAMED SHOPPING CENTER]. It didn’t help that Radar dumps a bag of sand behind the building before the workout and takes off. Stealth tip: take off the ski mask next time.
Thought we might have an issue with Plant Watering Guy at the fountain. Twenty guys roll up and start doing burpees at 0530 usually brings out the shoulder talkers. He just kept jamming to the tunes in his Beats. Nary a look.
The Utz Chips lady seemed pleased to have the company despite (or because of?) it being during the partner drag portion of the workout. Friendly people are fun. Or fun people are friendly. Either way, be one of those.
First Do-Ruck sighting of the season. That’s just stupid. Completely. Pointless, too. And yet….I can’t look away.
Great work by the two FNGs this morning. Come back.

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