Monthly Archive April 2013

The Wrath of Haggis

The Thang:

Warm-up.

25 side straddle hops 25 Mountain climbers 25 merkins

Run to dips station.

10 slow merkins 10 slowedips

Run to school station.

10 slow squats 10 slowed back raises

Run to dip station. Repeato

Mary

Legs 6 inches off the floor for the entire time.

25 flutter

25 Dolly.

25 bicycle.

One minute protractor

25 heels to the heavens.

One minute an stretch on the elbows.

Escargot lead:

Divide into two groups.

Group one takes one lap around the parking lot, group two does 15 burpees and 15 merkins.

Rinse and repeat with 10/10, plank until other group returns.

Rinse and repeat with 5/5, plank until other group returns.

Jog to the back of the lot.

Dragon walk down the hill.  Not a good idea…..

Backwards lunge walk back up the hill.

One last lap around the parking lot (all you got).

 

Mole Skin:

  • Great downpainment today, I am going to need to look into the fact that I am able to do less and less merkins instead of more.
  • As RunStopper suggested, we will need to work on the dragon walk on flat ground before we jump to down hill.  My Bad Brothers.
  • The squat and back bend sequence was brutal, but we will need to work that in some more.
  • RunStopper and I are going to continue to work on access to the stadium, we will get it.
  • Email me: seth@doerreconstruction.com if you want to lead.
  • We had two Governator cameos today, Titan and Rock good to have you out.  Join us anytime.
  • Keep applying the headlocks men, there are probably countless men in the area that need F3 in their lives.  They just need to find us.
  • Welcome FNG, Mic Check.  Now you have a taste, F3 gets in your blood brother!

 

Base Camp Burpees hmmm, sounds like April Fools to me.

Base Camp – April Fools and Final Four

 

12 PAX posted at Base Camp this morning for a little tribute to the Final Four and a little downpainment.

 

Warm Up

Jog to Football Field

50 Burpees on your own – April Fool’s, this isn’t Kevlar or the Rock

SSH x 25

IW x 20

Squats x 20

Merkins x 10

Mountain Climber x 15

 

Over to track for the first Final Four Tribute – Syracuse

Indian Run x 2 laps

 

Michigan – Round of 3’s

Lap around track – stop at turns and each straightaway for 3 burpees

2nd lap – stop for 3 squats

3rd lap – stop for 3 merkins

 

Lunge walk/jog to bleachers

20 dips

20 step ups (10 each leg)

 

Baseball field for tribute to Wichita State

Karaoke to 1st base  – 5 burpees

Backpedal to 2nd base – 5 burpees

Karaoke to 3rd base – 5 burpees

Jog home

 

Jog to left field

High knees 30 yards; butt kick back

Bear Crawl 30 yards; jog back

 

Off to Coach Pitino’s favorite Italian Restaurant (parking lot) for tribute to Louisville.

5 MOM (or in this case 5 minutes of Karen Cyphers)

Dolly x 10

Bicycle x 10

Rosalita (renamed Cyphers today) x 10

Russian Twist x 10

 

Several FNG’s to Base Camp posted this morning – welcome and hope to see you back.

We started off with a little April Fool’s joke of 50 burpees warmup but 11 hearty souls (Q not included) were ready to go for it.

One Jayhawk fan (Brisket) didn’t need the Michigan Round of 3’s to hate Michigan his hate started Friday night.

By the time we were done the April Fool’s joke was on CMD as his plan was a little aggressive for Base Camp standards (and for his own good).  For those that are counting we did get in 33 burpees after all.

Great send off by Strange Brew – good luck with that shoulder.

Shocking Soccer Skills!

16 fine gents arose in the wee hours to take on a soccer (real football) style workout which turned out to be more intense than English Q had planned – you will see why later…

THE THANG

Jog to parking lot
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Squat x 15
Merkin x 10
Stagger merkin R x 5
(Enter Matlock)
Stagger merkin L x 5

Jacobs Ladder x 7 with additional Turkish get ups at base, midway merkin, burpee at top. Plank at bottom when finished.

Mosey to soccer field.

Partner up grab soccer ball and get in line with a tire.
Partner 1 – high knees with taps on soccer ball
Partner 2 – sprint to tires and tricep dips x 10 sprint and tag partner
Repeato
Partner 1 – stagger soccer ball push ups
Partner 2 – sprint to tires and dry docks x 10 and sprint tag partner
Repeato
Partner 1 – mason twists with soccer ball and feet up
Partner 2 – sprint to tires and tire squats with tire above head x 10
Repeato
Partner 1 – squeeze ball between feet and raise and lower legs
Partner 2 – sprint to tires and merkins around the tire and tag partner
Repeato
Partner 1 – spartan burpee on soccer ball
Partner 2 – sprint to tires inside grip merkins x 10 sprint and tag partner

Gather soccer balls at top of field. One player shoots at goal. If he makes it no punishment. If he misses he sprints to get ball and pax do five burpees. Reps of exercise build with each missed shot.

COT

MOLESKIN

Q thought a little taster of the “beautiful game” would be a good thing in the cold and wet conditions that reminded him of the homeland. As the pax warmed up their bodies in preparation for the pain some familiar headlights appeared up on the hill as Matlock made his appearance a little earlier than usual. With warm bodies (but for the 51 year old attorney) the extended Jacobs Ladder set the tone with Donkey Kong off to a flier. Like Geraldo a few weeks back the boy may have “blown his wad” a little too early but still finished strong. Bananas disputed some of the pax counting abilities as we planked ready for next event.
Tire exercise with the balls thrown in were tough going and partners worked hard and with little down time. Some sloshing in the tires sounded like the spilling of merlot (puking) but the lads sucked it up and kept it in. With a good 10 minutes left (according to Greenwich mean time) we gathered the soccer balls 40 yards from the small goal for our own Kevlar penalty shootout. If goal was scored move onto next guy. If shot missed 5 burpees for all pax and keep adding with each miss:
Turkey Leg – miss (5 burpees)
Cottontail – miss (6 burpees)
Good Hands not Good Feet- miss (7 burpees)
Brown – awful miss and nearly hit Matlocks car w dog in it (8 burpees)
Skywalker – made it (no burpees – thank The Lord)
Donkey Kong – shank ( 9 burpees)
Bananas – close but miss (10 burpees)
At this point audible Q call to do any rep of any exercise!
Sprague – post but miss (11 squats)
War Daddy – miss (12 military merkins)
Barracus – miss (13 split jumps)
If you are not listed we know you missed as only made one thanks to the one armed wonder! Ran out of time so not all pax got to shoot. Bananas called an audible for soccer shooting practice at the Rock tomorrow!
Thanks for coming out lads. Good sweat this morning. Have a great weekend.

Back to Basics — Feel The Burn!

33 Death Valley faithful posted around the VSF and got after their mid week downPAINment.  After a day of slinging dumbbells around (shoulders, bi’s & tri’s) and playing Double Dutch jump rope with one another (I swear I even so a few of the PAX playing hopscotch yesterday), it was time to get back to our roots for some old fashioned cardio-burn!

 the Thang:

Run down to the track for a quick circuit .

50x SSH

20x Imperial “WANKERS” in our best accents from across the pond

15x Merkins

20x LBCs – hold – 20x Dollies – hold – 20x Flutters – hold – 20x Rosalitas – hold

 

HOOPS work (a.k.a Basketball):

Mosey to Basketball Courts for 11s – Jump Squats and Merkins (run width of 2 courts between each set of exercises) – Plank

“Burpee Suicides” – 7x – Plank

Bear crawl length – Run back – 5 burpees

 Rail Work:

Mosey down to the ball field(s) to the rails for “Supine Pull Up Ladder” – crowd pleaser

10x inboard – 8x inboard – 6x inboard – 4x inboard – 10x inboard

 Field work:

Mosey to field for “Burpee Merkins”

Sprint to mid field and back (100 yards) – 5 merkins – Plank

Sprint full length of field and back (200 yards) – 5 merkins – Plank  in the interest of time, we had to scratch this segment but wanted to ensure we got the full effect with the final 2.

Sprint to mid field and back and full length and back (300 yards) – 5 merkins

Plankorama

Sprint full length and back 2x (400 yards) – 5 merkins – Plank

Mosey back to Bball Courts / Parking Lot for COT

 Moleskin:

_Large showing today with a PAX of 33 arriving in the gloom – QIC thought about splitting up the PAX into 2 groups but was beat down with mutiny stating “We come as a group, we work out as a group and we leave as a group”.  Nuff said!

_Great to see Skywalker making a strong comeback off the DL and bringing it strong…

_Strong showing by Donkey Kong once again, brother continues to just bring it day in and day out, ruck no ruck, rain no rain etc… Donkey Kong don’t care, he don’t give a ……!!!!!!! – great to have you out.

_Tclaps to Bulldog and Run Stopper playing the rabbits throughout the workout. #too fast for me – sorry TR but you only get an honorable mention this go round. Especially since you were caught vacationing during COP – Have to give respect to HOPs, Cheese Kurd and (Abacus, Smash, Lex Luthor, Hammer, Wolfman etc….), you boys were flying out there.

Dumbbell Tabata & Jump Rope Beatdown

23 pax went Old School this morning back to our early days of Skunk Works to make a downPAINment with a dumbbell tabata, leaving our kettle bells at home, and tapping our inner Rocky with the jump rope!

 

Warmup – SSH in cadence x 30

 

The Thang:

 

Dumbbell Tabata – 3 minutes total each exercise broken up by 30 seconds doing exercise then 30 second static hold x 3.  In between each exercise we jumped rope for 1 minute straight.

 

Exercises / Static Hold:

 

1)  Squat – Bicep Curl Combo / Sit in low squat with arms in 90 degree curl position

Jump Rope 1 Min.

2) Shoulder Press / Hold weights overhead w/ arms straight

Jump Rope 1 Min.

3) Tricep Extension – Tricep Kickback / Hold arms with weight overhead with arm in 90 degree tricep extension position

Jump Rope 1 Min.

4) Merkins / Plank

Jump Rope 1 Min.

5) Lunges alternating legs / Low squat hold with weights.

Jump Rope 1 Min.

6) Bicep Curls / Hold arms out in 90 degree Curl Position

Jump Rope 1 Min.

7) LBC / Hold in 45 degree angle

Jump Rope 1 Min.

8) Flutter 30 Sec / 6″ Hold / Dolly 30 Sec. / 6″ Hold / Rosalita 30 Sec. / 6 “Hold

Jump Rope 1 Min.

9) 20 Burpees on your own

Jump Rope 1 Min.

10) Regular Plank, Right Leg High, Left Leg High

Jump Rope 1 Min.

 

COT

 

Moleskin:

 

Great work by all the pax this morning, I know this one whipped YHC!  I wanted to go Old School back to our early Skunk Work days of doing Tabatas with either dumbbells or center blocks, but wanted to kick it up a notch with the cardio by doing jump ropes between each exercise.  Loved the comment by Chum when he asked what the h*ll us who Q do late at night while we are thinking up all these crazy exercises!  We will definitely be seeing this one again!

 

YHC was looking for Haggis to show up with his trailer hitch to his Jeep or Jamboree with his bottles of bleach to work out with but where no shows.  We did however have a pax show up with a square combo weight that looked like a car battery, just can’t recall who it was.

 

And don’t look now but Matlock only missed the 30 SSH to open up with!  You’re almost on time now brother, making strides!

Red Eye – Soft Launch

Ten hearty souls, including 3 (!) FNGs, got after it for the soft launch of Area 51’s newest workout, The Red Eye.  This one’s targeted for Pax who are tired of the same old same old.  0400 – 0500 on Mondays.

 

WARM UP

SSH x 250.  In cadence.  (Who’s your Daddy, Ice 9?)

 

THANG

Dog Sequence

  • Up Dog
  • Down Dog
  • Bird Dog (point leg and opp hand, Lx20, Rx20)
  • Dirty Dog (leg lifts, Lx20, Rx20)
  • Bum Scratcher (sit on rear, legs in front, use arms to drag bum across pavement—just like your dog does on the carpet)

Rinse and Repeat

 

Partner Work

  • Chest to Chest Partner carries x 50 yards.  Flapjack
  • Partner drag by feet x 50 yards.  Flapjack
  • Piggyback Partner Plank x 1 min.  (Partner 1 in plank, partner 2 in piggyback on partner 1). Flapjack
  • Partner Press/Merkins:  Partner 1 on Back.  Partner 2 in Merkin Position atop partner 1.  Pax 1 bench presses Pax 2 while Pax 2 performs Merkins.  Flapjack.
  • People’s Merkins x 20:  Partner 1 in People’s Chair on wall.  Partner 2–merkins with hands on knees of Partner 1.  Flapjack.
  • Partner Plank Squats x 10:  Partner 1 in plank.  Partner 2 step up on Partner 1’s back for Squats.  Flapjack.
  • Partner Plank Step Ups x 10L/10R:  Same as above.  Flapjack.
  • Partner Plank Jump Ups x 10:  Same as above.  #Crowdpleaser, Flapjack.
  • Partner Plank Dips x20:  Partner 1 in Plank (tuck chin to chest).  Partner 2 back to partner 1 with hands on Partner 1 shoulders, dips).  Flapjack.
  • Partner Muscle Ups:  Partner 1 in quarter squat.  Partner 2 has to get to seated position on Partner 1’s shoulders (with no assistance from partner 1).  Flapjack.
  • Chest to Chest partner carries x 50 yards.  1x Squat every 20 steps.  Flapjack

Feats of Strength

  • Tree Humpers (Wrap arms and legs around tree, hold for 1 min)
  • Rinse and repeat

COT

 

MOLESKIN

  •  Phenomenal start and great numbers for an invitation only, short-notice soft launch to F3/Red Eye.  I was concerned a one hour workout at 0400 might scare some people away, but I should have known better.  This one’s hear to stay.  Hard launch date forthcoming.
  • Strong work by the three FNGs.  Runstopper’s younger brother just moved to town and joined us for his first F3 tilt.  Turns out Runstopper  is the tall one in his family….#Lilliput.  Wanker is challenging Bananas for the A51 EH title, bringing out his neighbor, FNG Rod Johnson.  It’s hard to find a derivative of Wanker that’s family friendly, but we managed with Vas Def.  Sounds like a rapper.  Finally, Hops’ brother-in-law was in town from Salt Lake City.  Had to be O’Douls (especially since he wouldn’t let us name his 2.0 that at the Rock Saturday).  TClaps, gents.  It doesn’t get easier–you get stronger.
  • Kotters to Camel Toes.  Last time we saw CT was during the (only-slightly veiled) Full Monty at the Rock with the tights sans shorts.  No tights needed today as the balmy temps officially brings a close to displaced Yankees complaining about 36 degree temperatures.  Until October anyway.
  • Good job by Walking Farts.  Might have been a little too enthusiastic on the Piggy Back Partner Planks…..”Recover” means get off (and it appears you were trying….just sayin’).
  • Didn’t have time for the Chicken Fights. Maybe next time.
  • Wanker mentioned the #treehumpers when recounting the SnowRuck tales so we gave it a whirl this morning.  A slight burning sensation in the frontal region, but otherwise a fantastic full-body exercise.  #neosporin.  #keeper
  • Nice work by Wanker and Joker joining me for the #doubledown at The Matrix.  #raceseason

Aye!

Monday Morning Fun

Run to track [ On 2nd lap, 5 burpees on each corner]

Circle Up

2. Side Straddle Hop

 

3. Imperial Walker

 

4. Merkins

 

5. Track run, 5 burpees on each corner.

 

6. Squat-apalooza

     1. Slow squats x 20

     2. Deep squat hold

     3. Speed squat x 20 (5 sets)

 

Head to Wall

 

1. Wall sit. 1:30

 

2. Merkins x 20

 

3. Wall sit 1:00

 

4. mercins x 20

 

5. Wall sit 0:45

 

6. Balls to wall 0:30

 

Run to playground

 

1. Pull-Ups x 10

 

2. Bench Dips x 30

 

3. Pointer Dog Extensions x 10 (each side)

 

(Repeat for 2 sets)

 

Circle Up

 

1. Mason Twist x 20

 

2. Leg drop x 12

 

3. Dolly x 15

 

4. Rosalita x 15

 

5. LBC x 25

 

6. 10 Burpees