Is the Q being sneaky?

Is the Q being sneaky?

16 men posted to get their weekly fix of Death Valley.  Some members earlier than others, choosing to do the KB’s @0500.  However, 0530 was called and off we went.

 

THE THANG

Quick warm up run around the parking lot to grab the one or two of the pax, around the street light (thanks gummy) and to the football field we went. But first we stopped at YHC’s ride and we each picked up a 10lb plate from a old weight machine (thanks Salt Lick). After some butt kickers, high knees we circled up at the 50

 

On the field (chest to the plate-no short arms today)

15 diamond merkens

20x SSH

15 wide arm merkens

20xIW

15 merkens

20  bunny hop/ ski jumps over the plate

15 burpees

One arm circles with plate x10 each

Grab your weight over head and move back to the parking lot

 

Why did I want the plates- Hair Burners

 

Partner up- hair burner and 5 burpee chaser around the 2 parking lot islands

 

5 min of marry with weight plate-cadence count

LBC x20

Dolly- lost count as someone lost their ass

Mason or Russian Twist x20

Work our way to the flag pole in between the island

 

Around the flag pole

Plank and move left until YHC says stop

On your feet and various speed curb toe taps 45 sec

Back to plank, move right until back to beginning position

Calf raises- 45 sec

Grab weight above head and run back to field

 

Football field run sideline to sideline (each exercise x2 with plate)

Partner 1 run / Partner 2 exercise

Round 1-Lateral raise

Round 2- Squats

Round 3- Shoulder roll

Round 4- Front raise

Round 5- Chest

Plate to the sky and run to concession stand

 

1 min wall sit with weight on lap

 

And done

 

Naked Moleskin

– Thanks Salt Lick for the freebie weights, hope you all enjoyed them today.  Not the heaviest things around, but we could have done 200 Dive Bomb Merkens (last lead at DV).

– I really had plans for more hair burners, but I think my legs were tired from Spartan, so only one lap today

– According to Alf, it’s ALWAYS a race.  Be warned if he’s on your 6…dude means business

– Not sure who fired that Ass missile (?Bug?), but the collateral damage was mind blowing…BOOM!

– Stage Coach, I have NO idea about the shoes in that bag.  My neighbor gave me a full plastic kitchen bag of shoes and it was in my possession for less than 10hrs

– Any one still reading this to figure out if I was being sneaky this AM….possibly.  I had plans to drop the weights as a surprise, but audibled and decided it would be more fun to carry an extra 10lb around.  I did however go off property to review my winkie before the workout.  I didn’t want to get sucked into a pre KB prior to Q’ing

-I really don’t Q enough, but as always, fun to lead this group of men.

– Thanks Sussido for the closing prayer again this week- what, no mention of anyone’s husband…

 

Announcements

– Shoe drive still on ( Bug really wants them at Hydra tomorrow)

– Threshold today…Bojangles

 

 

 

Grind it out – Aye, Aye Captain Kirk

Here’s what we did:

Mosey to COT near soccer field

SSH x 25 I/C

Grinders in teams of three: With rock one end/other end no rock

  1. Overhead press/LBCs
  2. Squat/Mountain Climber
  3. Chest Press/IW
  4. Tricep/Freddy Mercury

Plank to get PAX together while returning rocks.  Hand over Q to Hamlet.

Run to track for Kirk x3

  1. CDD x7
  2. Burpies x14
  3. Merkins x21
  4. Squats x28
  5. LBC x35
  6. Run one lap

Strong showing by the PAX, and thanks to DDs for the opportunity to lead.

Announcements: 1) Shoe drive; 2) One-year Charge convergence next Wednesday, November 5th.

Swift with a Sub

With our fearless leader out with a face injury, YHC took the reins and 5 Swift SOB’s took to the rough streets of Ballantyne to put in some speedwork.

The Thang included a 1 mile warmup followed by various prancing / ballerina type movements.  The main event was 4 x 200m, 2 x 400m, 1 x 800m, 2 x 400m, 3 x 200m.  Total distance was roughly 5.5 miles.

Long Haul was kickin’ it this morning.  There was a strong conclusion that he sandbagged the 1-mile time trial last week because he was blowing that pace out of the water this morning.

The Madame is on a mission for speed and has a program laid out to get him to total domination of the mud run circuit.  You will also need to work on your pre-game routine of going in the woods to get your mind right (Haggis trick).

Strange Brew and Wing    (space)     Man are deep in the training routine and are working it.  Intervals are good for you (they must be because they suck – SB).

Thanks for the good run brothers.  Always a good time!

Pre-Blast for The Maul – Tights are making a comeback

YHC is all recovered from the weekend doubledown at the #SpartanBeastandSuper and ready to Q at the Maul tomorrow morning. So here is a preview of the workout I have scetched out in my head. #Adjustmentsmaybeneeded

  • Yes, we will break the century mark on Burpees
  • Yes, we will hit 300+ Mirkens
  • Yes, we will do some sprints, wheelbarrows, balls2wall, tunnel of love and some other ramdom stuff
  • Yes, I will wear tights
  • No, we will not leave anyone behind
  • No, we will not quit when we are tired
  • No, we will not work alone
  • No, you are not required to wear tights 

Run Stopper

Getting Decked

26 men for Bagpipe this morning and another 5 for Swift makes 31.  Here’s how things went at Bagpipe:

Disclaimer is read and while we wait for some late arrivals, a few of the PAX chat about last night’s Cowboys/Redskins game, prompting Frehley’s to comment on the injury to Troy Aikman.  Wow.  He might never live this down. Congrats to the PAX who followed with questions about Don Meredith and Danny White… nice references both.  And with that…

The Thang: Mosey to BB&T lot for warm up (all IC): 25 SSH, 20 slow squats, 15 merkins, 20 mountain climbers.  Then over to the parking deck for the main event.

Parnter Up.  Take turns doing sets of 10 burpees while other partner does squats.  Finish with 60 burpees total (3 sets each) then AYG to the top of the deck.

Next, P1 runs to the bottom and back while P2 alternates 20 merkins and 20 LBCs.  Flapjack.  Then P1 runs while P2 does people’s chair with shoulder presses.  Flapjack again.  Finally, bear crawl to the end or the deck and back.

For Mary, lunge walks down each ramp.  At each platform, stop for two exercises until we reach the bottom.  20 dollies, 20 flutters, 15 heels to heaven, 10 ski jumps, plank-o-rama, 20 russian twists, 20 rosalitas.

Finish with 30 merkins and 5 burpees then mosey back.  Plan-o-rama to kill ~3 minutes.

Moleskin: Great effort by the group and always a pleasure to lead when everybody is pushing each other through.  The parking deck runs are nobody’s favorite but everybody gave it their all.  A big happy birthday to Blades of Glory who turned 50 today!  Thanks for taking us out as well – hope that Bagpipe was the start of a great day for you

Announcements: 1.) Bring your shoes for the shoe drive.  2.) Group of Area 51 PAX will be traveling to Greensboro to support a new workout launch.  Check web site for details and contact Skywalker if you are interested in a clown car.  3.) New workout “Dromedary” starts tomorrow at Marvin Ridge High.

Skunkworks – Run, lift, repeat

Posted on behalf of Sanka at his virgin Q…Sanka has been crushing it at Skunkworks and other workouts, so I knew he was ready to take the helm and he did not disappoint.

23 men lifted and ran at YHC’s VQ. Here’s how it went down:

The Thang

–          SSH x 20 IC
–          Imperial Walker x 20 IC
–          Merkins x 20 IC

Mosey to the bottom lot of the church.

Recipe for the morning:
Called exercise – 10 reps
Run to first median and back
Called exercise – 15 reps
Run to second median and back
Called exercise – 20 reps
Run to bottom of the hill and back, an audible halfway through took us to the top of the hill and back
Plank-o-rama in between sets

First set:
–          Overhead press
–          Upright rows
–          Snatch (10 each arm)

Second set:
–          Tricep extensions
–          Skull crushers
–          Lawn mowers (10 each arm)

Third set:
–          Diamond merkins on bell
–          Bell press
–          Stagger merkins on bell (10 each arm)
–          50 Swings, run to the top of the hill and back

Fourth set:
–          Goblet squats
–          Russian dead lifts
–          Lunges with bell (10 each leg)
–          50 Swings, run to the top of the hill and back

Fifth set:
–          Flutter with press
–          Louganis
–          Russian twists
–          50 swings, run to the top of the hill and back

Sixth set:
–          Squat and press
–          Swings
–          Clean and press (10 each arm)
–          50 swings, run to the top of the hill and back, bring your bell

10 diamond merkins on bell while waiting for the rest of the PAX to arrive

Mosey back to lot

LBC x 30 IC

COT

BOM

Moleskin

The idea was to get a full body workout today with enough cardio to keep the #mumblechatter to a minimum, and those pesky PAX off my back, as I fumbled around the dark like a quintessential VQ. A little nervous speed cadence in the beginning from YHC elicited some Weinke comments (Bulldog, Brown), but overall I think my goal was accomplished.

#T-claps to Susudio for bringing the speed today and leaving us all behind #RespecttheRespect. Orange Whip and Rhapsody, both site FNGs, were also flying around out there in their first taste of the Skunk.

Strong prayer by Splinter taking us out. A good reminder that we, as men, are not invincible, though we often want to think we are. Be careful as you post and take part in the #CSAUP events. Never take for granted the gift of health and ability to participate in the workouts.

Thanks to Harley for tapping me to lead. 6 months in, it was time to stop freeloading and step up to the plate. I had a blast and look forward to doing it again soon.

–          Sanka

Announcements

Post at The Charge and bring your shoes for #SoleRedemption. Baracus is matching donations with each pair given

If you like the kettle bell workout, check out Meathead on Thursdays at Elizabeth Lane Elementary. Less running, more lifting. #0.0

Track Intervals and Buffers

Eleven fun-sized pax held their nose and ate their spinach this morning.  All agreed: it’s better to have run track intervals than it is to run track intervals.

WARM UP

  • 2nd F mosey x 1/2 mile down to Rosecliff in search of the Haggis, who was to join us on the track for part of his 20+ miler this morning.  No Haggis to be found.
  • 2nd F mosey x 1/2 mile back to the parking lot.  Started to do the patented Brat warm up set but couldn’t bring myself to soldier on past heel walks.
  • Mosey down to the track to find the Southern Hemisphere Running Club circling the wrong way.  Nothing to do but join the clockwise swirl.

THANG

  • 200 m at 1 mile pace (?); 200 m recovery.  x5
  • 400 m at 1 mile pace; 400 m recovery.  x3
  • 800 m at 1 mile pace; 400 m recovery  x1
  • 400 m at 1 mile pace; 400 m recovery.  x3
  • 200 m at 1 mile pace; 400 m recovery.  x2
  • 1/2 mile to 3/4 mile warm down

MOLESKIN

  • Despite a halfhearted attempt to hide the track Weinke from the FT pax, it leaked out anyway.  I suspect Radar picked it up through a Scottish informant (Codename: Unicorn Breath), then sent it downstream to his clergyman (codename: Trappist Monkey), but even with the plan exposed 11 pax posted.  Running the track is appears to be a FT violation on the order of breaking the one urinal buffer.  Got more than one hairy eyeball on the call but was fortunate to avoid #TinyFistsofFury.
  • Lots of spirited efforts out there.  Leg led from wire to wire, with Hopper and Hairball not too far behind.  Haze is already fighting second half marathon demons (6 weeks out) but had some snappy intervals even after a long run on Sunday.  Rock Thrill blistered that last 400, Spackler was responsible for many PRs today–by running uncomfortably close behind many of the S. Hemisphere tomatoes. Horsehead staggered  dazedly around the track asking any male over 6′-4″ (are you Hopper?) what we were doing next. The original Clown Car EH’s Good Hands (Bad Shoulder) and Geraldo have opted for smokeboots in lieu of KBs.  And Lex Luthor pushed hard despite having to tote twice the number of last names around the track than the rest of us. Hyphen Strong right there.
  • Plenty of preblast chatter from Jok-rah’s Book Club but no #woolyvest sighted. Guess he was busy reading what I dream when I dream about running.  Chelms also DNS..
  • Haggis did finally show with his bodyguard, Bratwurst. Between the fanny pack and the head wrap they were quite the pair.
  • Was surprised that we got in 6.5 miles.  Seemed to go by much quicker than that.
  • It was fun while it lasted.  Just like when I “accidentally” put the sweaters in the dryer, I may have worked my way out of an invite back.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Joe Davis Run details HERE.  Make an early HC.  It’s easier on the organizers.
  • Bratwurst (?) and Bananas hard launch F3/Dromedary at Marvin Ridge HS tomorrow morning.  Come out and support them.  Email me if you want to clown car.
  • Snowflake and Ice 9 launch F3/The Commitment on 11-15 at Weddington HS. 0630 start.

 

DK’s form policing leads to a lot of running

8 Pax gathered for a morning of perfect weather and slightly more running than was originally planned.  After Donkey Kong’s suggestion that YHC was not “hurting” like everyone else the running began.

The Thang:

SSH x 25

IW x 25

Merkin x 10

10 berpies

Mountain Climber x 20

LBC x 25

Mosey to Playground

30 squats 20 merkins 10 pullups

35 squats 25 merkins 15 pullups

40 squats 30 merkins 20 pullups

800 meter run

peoples chair x 2

10 berpies

trail run

10 berpies

mosey to track

ran as a group around the track, circled up at each corner and took turns calling out the next exercise in cadence.

10 berpeies COT

10 more berpies made it 50!

as of 8am this morning this post if officially 4 days old – I finally caught my breath from all the running., sorry.  DK definitely ramped things up calling out YHC.  Biscuit quietly motored through the workout effortlessly (at least it looked that way).  Hats off to Beaver our War Daddy. Picasso and Cbroissant have certainly stepped up their game, I see some Q’ing in their future!  Good job men.

 

Almost Merkinless Monday

After Joker made a grand entrance with the SF flying proudly from his car window, the SF was planted and 11 men toed the line at the Matrix and offered up 6 pairs of shoes for #SoleRedemption.

The Thang:

Warmp up jog around the large field with various exercises mixed in – butt kicks, SSH, shuffle left, shuffle right, IW, Peter Parker, lunge walk – a mini COP on the move.

Line up on the sidewalk at the end of the large field for 10x (10 burpees + 40 yard run) on 1 minute interval

Move into the large field for 12 minutes of Mary (a double helping).  A smorgasbord of ab exercises with a 30 second plank between each exercise with a 1 minute plank at the end for good measure

Jog to small track at other side of the school

Selected PAX pick 2 exercises which are done at opposite corners of the track.  Done 4-5 times until we were out of time

Jog back to cars with AYG at the end across the main school lot

Naked Moleskin:

  • It was a relaxed Monday morning with lots of chatter during the warm up jog.  Chatter ended pretty quickly during the burpees
  • Joker was pretty excited to start off Mary with LBCs after all the burpees. He didn’t realize we were going to be doing Mary for so long…
  • Coal Miner’s Daughter got to pick the first exercises at the track because he had brought shoes for #SoleRedemption. Being the wily veteran that he is, he snuck a hidden 10 count in while he considered the virtues of various exercises.
  • Until Floor Slapper (YHC thinks) called Diamond Merkins at the track, we had gone the whole workout without a merkin.  August seems like so long ago.
  • As usual, Losbsta Roll left everyone in the dust on the last AYG. How can you beat everyone by 20 yards in a 80 yard sprint?

Here and There

24 men gathered at the park for DMZ. After being properly disclaimed, we proceeded thusly…

Run down to the school. Circle up.

Warmup
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Slow squats x 20
Mountain climbers x 20

Mosey around to the back of the school. Gather near the tree for Here and There. Here is the tree. There is the gate at the top of the hill.
Merkins there x 5
Merkins here x 15
There x 10, Here x 10, There x 15, Here x 5
Recover in People’s Chair on the school wall

Mosey around the school to the benches in front. Partner up.
Partner 1 does exercise while partner 2 runs to the end of the parking lot and back. Flapjack and continue to 100 reps. Dips first, then step ups.

Mosey to the hill on the right on the way back to the park. Triple Nickels with burpees at the bottom and jump squats at the top.

LBCs while we catch our breath (whisper cadence).

Run to the church parking lot. Circle up for Mary. Flutter, Dolly, Protractor.

Gather at the top of the parking lot hill with your partner. Partner 100s again with merkins and squats.

Run down to the bottom of the hill. AYG to the path back to the church. Ouch. Done.

Great work this morning by the PAX. Welcome to FNG Frack.