Nine men stuffed a banana in their pants and took a beating at the hands of a marauding band of feral monkeys. It wasn’t pretty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIJ3jhgvPHo
WARM UP
THANG, Pt.1
Secret Service Snatch: AMRAP snatches for 10 minutes with a 24 kg bell (53 lbs). Switch hands as needed. Don’t quit. More explanation HERE
THANG, Pt. 2
FINISHER
COT
MOLESKINE
ANNOUNCEMENT
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12 pax posted at Hydra, not for 12 Days of Christmas (that’s way too mentally challenging for our Q) but for a lump of coal. YHC unfurled his sack and unleashed his shortest, simplest #weinke ever. Turns out, he walked away with the largest lump of coal.
The Thang
COP
Coal Mining:
1 MOM
Done.
COT
Announcements:
Iced Moleskin:
As YHC has made known to some already, he is signed up for his first ever race, the Joe Davis 5k (sign up here), and while some mileage is a good idea, nothing as crazy as Swift, Fast Twitch, or Devi’s Turn is on tap for this committed 0.0 pax. Therefore, the #weinke was made to cover 1/2 mile loops of the Hydra AO, working in some basic exercises along the way. Assuming the #six would run a 10:00 pace (YHC included), each lap should take about 5 min, plus 5 min for the exercise, meaning we’d complete 4+ loops in the 40 minutes allotted, post-COP, for 2.0 miles. T-claps to all as we completed 5+ loops, for 2.5 miles, completing each lap in about 7-8 minutes!
After COP, YHC planned to lead the pax on a tour of the prescribed layout for the first lap, and then turn the thoroughbreds loose at their own pace. Beginning with situps, no issues. On to the fence derkins, again, no problem. On the way to the concession area for jump-ups, YHC decided to take a route he never, ever takes. Guess what? There is a little rain washout area at the bottom of the berm behind the dugout. Perfect for twisting an ankle and tossing you to the ground. After calling out the next exercise for the pax, YHC sat this one out to collect his thoughts and assess the damage. What started as a lot of pain, quickly subsided to a moderate level. YHC stood, found that it didn’t hurt to walk on, and continued on with the workout. It may turn out not to have been a good idea (YHC is not wise to this sort of stuff), but it didn’t really hurt to complete the 2.5 miles with the pax. As I write this, however, it is a little sore, so I’ll continue icing it periodically and see what happens. Thanks for all your support, and offers of a partner carry.
Aside from all that, great 2nd F out there today. Really enjoyed chatting with and getting to know my partner, Floor Slapper. Great to meet some new folks, like Butter and Starfish. Good to see BOG, Chico, Lost Weekend, & Gecko again, as well as the more familiar faces of Pudding Pop, Joker, DK, and Zipadee. Hydra used to be a staple of YHC’s F3 diet, so it was great to get back out here today.
Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead, guys. It’s always an honor.
Aye.
15 hearty souls arrived at The Maul this morning for a healthy beatdown. Here’s what we did.
The thang:
Mosey to center parking lot for warm up: 20 SSH, 15 merkins, 20 mountain climbers, 20 slow squats. (All IC)
Mosey to fountains for: 15 derkins IC, set of 11’s – dips + step ups, 1 lap around both buildings, 15 derkins IC, 10 burpees OYO.
Back to parking lot and get in groups of three. Line up ~20 yds across from one another. For every group, one man bear crawls from one side to the other, and the group relays back and forth while the two on the outside do dollies and LBCs. Keep going for 5 min. This was somewhat challenging but not terrible. Good for the abs and core. 10 burpees OYO.
Mosey to back hill behind movie theater. Nice and steep. Set of 11’s with donkey kicks at the bottom and merkins at the top. Judging by the reactions of the PAX, this was the low point of several peoples’ week… and a borderline bad idea.
Parking lot of Mary: 15 Russian Twists, 20 flutters, 15 heels to heaven, protractor.
Finish with another hill exercise. In groups of three, take turns running up and down while the 2 waiting do “in and out” merkins, i.e. one regular, one wide, one regular, one narrow, one regular, etc.
Announcements:
Convergences in Area 51: next Wednesday 12/24 at Anvil and Wednesday 12/31 at the Maul
Movie Night: “Unbroken” January 10 at Stonecrest. Details on weekly e-mail with link.
Moleskin: For YHC, my first time back at The Maul since Dromedary started a few weeks back. Wanted to deliver an old-fashioned beatdown to honor the site where so many great ones have been handed down. Thanks to MT and the PAX for the opportunity to lead.
YHC is in the frozen tundra of Canada this week so Long Haul is taking the driver’s seat of this bullet train they call Devil’s Turn. Prepare…
The PAX will be launching at 0515 on Thursday from the traditional 4 Mile Creek Greenway parking area on Bevington & Rea Rd. The course is the standard Piper Glen hill course with the following twist:
Incorporate a 20-40min Threshold run – Threshold pace is defined as “Comfortably Hard”. Find yours here at the Pace Calculator at http://runsmartproject.com/calculator (instructions for the calculator at http://runsmartproject.com/calculator/instructions/).
The Piper Glen Hill Route can be found in the original post here: http://f3nation.com/2014/06/18/devils-turn-preblast-time-to-hit-the-hills/
Suggestion – warm-up 2+ miles (apartment loop + 1.25 miles). Do some strides if needed. Begin Threshold Pace run and hold it for 20 minutes or hold it longer to get back to COT at 0610. If more distance is needed, head out and back on Bevington Place.
Alternative – do 3 to 4×1 mile at Threshold pace with 1 min rest in between.
The Overall Objective – We are in the middle of a 6 week 5K/10K training schedule that targets the Joe Davis Run. The only difference between our 5K and 10K training will be the number of sets / repeats recommended. All training is done at your personal pace that should be based on any recent race entered into the Pace Calculator at http://runsmartproject.com/calculator (instructions for the calculator at http://runsmartproject.com/calculator/instructions/).
You will find the complete Training Plans at the link http://goo.gl/0rSSfQ and Bratwurst can explain them more tomorrow morning during 2nd F warmup/cooldown/COT. On the tab “5K (Daniels reduced)” there is a plan that you can use if you are a Beginner to Intermediate runner and just targeting the 5K. If you are an Intermediate to Advanced runner targeting the 10K or 5K, follow the schedule on tab “5K to 15K (Daniels)” that will take you through Joe Davis run and on to the Spring Mud Run. Save the spreadsheet, download it, whatever, use it as your own.
During this time of year, things can get a little stressful. Everyone has a deal that needs to get done before year-end, a client that needs to be reached before the holidays, an errand they have to run while on the way home from work and three Christmas parties to attend this weekend with all your best friends (and their friends who you see once a year, only at these very same parties). This morning Anvil shattered those frustrations, providing 45+ minutes of workout specifically designed to distract you from those pressures and prepare you for the day to come. Who am I kidding, I only planned the workout part. The rest of it came from the PAX:
Quick disclaimer then little baby warm-up run around 1/10 of the parking lot with a treacherous version of backwards/forwards run and a little stop/start action mixed in for fun.
COP
Fast mosey to soccer fields – Line up on field, facing hill for The Triple Triple Nickel (aka. The TripTripNick) (copyright pending)
Triple Nickel #1 – 5 jump squats at top of hill, 5 hand-release merkins at bottom. Repeato 5x. Run around entire field when done. Plankorama while waiting for the six.
Intermission – Tunnel of Love x2
Triple Nickel #2 – 5 CDDs at top of hill, 5 sister mary catherines at bottom. Repeato 5x. Run around entire field when done. Plankorama while waiting for the six.
Intermission – Seek and find — line up shoulder-to-shoulder, bear crawl forward until 4 cones are found (approx. 60 yds)
Triple Nickel #3 – 5 Burpees at top of hill, 5 turkish getups at bottom. Repeato 5x. Run around entire field when done. Plankorama while waiting for the six.
Mosey home for a 0616 COT
COT
NMM
Announcements
8 PAX took up the call on Hump Day to visit the Marvin Ridge High School campus for a little #F3Dromedary’s #12DaysofChristmas
8 PAX-a-milking
The Thang:
Moleskin:
Announcements:
7 PAX did not heed the #3Puppets warning in the Pre-blast and posted at #F3Swift anyway on Tuesday morning at 0515.
The Thang:
The Moleskin:
Announcements:
If Football is the official sport of Thanksgiving, then Ultimate is the unofficial activity of Christmas. Come join the Pax and maybe some Ultimate ringers to learn more about Ultimate Frisbee and it’s AMAZING AWESOMENESS! We’ll start at 8am with some warmup and drills. Then depending on who all shows up play a single 7v7 game, or split fields and play 5v5 or 3v3. Hotbox is not out of the question.
Where: Davie Park (Natural Soccer Field)
When: 8am – 10am
What to bring? Canned goods to donate to 2nd Harvest, cleats (if you have them), a light and dark shirt, water, chair and an Ultimate Frisbee if you have one.
PS: If you can make it, HC in comments.
PPS: if the fields are taken, we might see what SCMS football field looks like. (Just around the corner) If this is a colossal fail, we might just go to Starbucks.
18 strong pax ventured into the gloom at Death Valley only to be greeted with an enrollment in the Jelly of the Month Club. Although there are only 8 days left before Christmas, we celebrated with with a 12 Days of Christmas Ladder.
The Thang
At 0530 we jogged down to the football field, our AO for the morning.
COP
– SSH x 15
Mosey to endzone for 12 Days of Christmas
You know how the workout goes, after each new “day”, repeato all the previous ‘days”. For example on Day 5: 5 Merkins, then exercises from days 4, 3, 2, and 1
– Day 1: 1 100 yd run to other endzone (after Day 5, we sprinted second 50 yds)
– Day 2: 2 dozen LBCs #crowdpleaser
– Day 3: 3 Merkins
– Day 4: 4 Flutter Kicks
– Day 5: 5 Merkins
– Day 6: 6 Squats
– Day 7: 7 Merkins
– Day 8: 8 Dolly
– Day 9: 9 Merkins
– Day 10: 10 Lunges
– Day 11: 11 Merkins
– Day 12: 12 Imperial Walker
We finished this round of 12 Days pretty quickly, so a ladder back down seemed appropriate.
Mosey to midfield, facing sideline,
– Day 11: 11 Merkins, 10, 9,…….1 run to sideline
– Day 10: 10 Lunges, 9, 8,……1 run to midfield
– Day 9: 9 Merkins., 8, 7,…..1 run to sideline
– Day 8: 8 Dolly, 7, 6,….1 Karaoke run to midfield
– Day 7: 7 Merkins, 6, 5,…1 Karaoke (switch) run to sideline
– Day 6: 6 Squats, 5, 4,..1 run to midfield
– Day 5: 5 Merkins, 4, 3,..1 run to sideline
– Day 4: 4 Flutter Kicks, 3, 2, 1 Burpee
– Day 3: 3 Merkins, 2, 1 Burpee
– Day 2: 2 dozen LBCs, 1 Burpee
– Day 1: 10 Burpees
Jog back to parking lot.
COT
Moleskin:
– First, some numbers: During this workout we completed 504 LBCs (ouch!), 305 Merkins, 12 100 yard runs plus everything else. Great job by all the pax. This was a good workout and hope everyone is “feeling” it like YHC is.
– YHC was surprised how quickly we finished 12 Days but am glad we got to add the ladder down portion.
– Thanks to Stagecoach for opportunity to lead today’s workout.
Announcements:
– Christmas Eve (next Wednesday) convergence at Calvary (Anvil AO) at 0600. All Area 51 Wednesday workouts will meet there.
– January 3 Resolution Convergence at Olde Providence Elementaty (Ascent AO). Many Saturday workouts are converging there at 0700. Great opportunity to bring out FNGs.
– Joe Davis Run on January 10 in Fort Mill. Response so far has been terrific. Check weekly email for more details or see Strange Brew.
– Unbroken movie convergence on evening of January 10 at Regal Stonecrest. Great 2ndF opportunity for the pax. Check weekly email for more details or see Stone Cold.
The VSF was planted at Providence Day School on this cool, damp December morning and 10 guys got after it. Here’s the story:
The Thang
Little baby jog to stadium with a tour of the bleacher area, then head to football field for:
COP (Merkins in civilian count, other exercises in cadence)
Mosey to the goal line
Merkin Suicides (10 yd increments)
Run to 10yd line and back/do 2x exercise
Run to 20yd line and back / do 4x exercise…
Run to 30yd line and back / do 6x exercise…
Run to 40yd line and back / do 8x exercise…
Run to 50yd line and back / do 10x exercise…
Circle up in the end zone for Jack Webb
Mosey to a snack bar for:
Jog back to parking lot for MoM
Naked Moleskin:
Announcements:
Joe Davis Memorial Run on Jan. 10 – http://f3nation.com/2014/10/17/2015-joe-davis-memorial-run-preblast-registration/
Unbroken – Join the men of Area 51 on Jan.10 for some great 2nd F as the converge upon Stonecrest http://f3nation.com/2014/12/12/a51-2nd-f-event-unbroken-on-jan-10-sign-up-now/ Cinema to see the movie Unbroken, based on the best selling novel.
Upcoming convergence workouts