Q swaps are fun — especially when the only 2 Pax who are aware of the swap are the Site Q’s. Sensei and I planned a Q swap to keep things interesting with the Sparta run and the Peak51 boot camp. What was especially fun is when the 7 other Pax that showed up on Thursday for the boot camp found out the Site Q for the running workout was on the lead. I’m pretty sure I heard a few grumbles about needing to change shoes. Regardless, we had a FNG and an out of town guest to show off for, so after the disclaimer, we took off like we were shot out of a cannon. Here’s what our 2 guests (and the 6 vets) got to experience.
Mosey to Ming Fu for COP
Mosey to Plantation Animal Hospital. Grab 2 rocks & perform the following exercise OYO.
Repeato 3X
Mosey to Matthews Elem picnic tables stopping approx halfway there for impromptu Monkey Humpers while the 6 catches up
Mosey to basketball goals in bus lot
Pax planks around the 3 point arc while taking turns shooting 1 free throw one at a time. Each made FT reduces # of reps
Mosey back to launch for COT stopping at the FBC parking lot for a Hand Slap Merkin ladder and again at the intersection of John & Trade Streets for Freddie Mercuries while waiting on the light.
Arrive at 6:15:30 for COT with Sparta
Moleskin
It was nice to see so many new(-ish) faces out Thursday AM. TClaps to Spammer for bringing his 2.0 (now known as Catfish) and to Blue Oyster for posting while in town on business from Greensboro. Everyone put in a solid effort this morning and found a few new coupons to incorporate into their next Q. We should contact Carolina Courts to inquire about starting a basketball league for guys who have jelly arms and smoked shoulders due to doing several minutes of planks and dozens of Merkins, Dips & Burpees. I’m sure they could charge admission and bill it as a comedy show. The more shots we took, the worse they got. My unscientific poll reported that approx 60% of the shots were airballs. The Hand Slap Merkin Ladder was a crowd favorite and a Q fail since we did it in the midst of the loose gravel. We had fun. We got some exercise. And we’re all better for it.
It was a pleasure to lead. Thanks Sensei!
Madison
Title was my expectation for number of pax. Far exceeded at 18, including YHC. Disclaimer given. Pretty full one, at that. Waffle House did point out that it really did not cover vehicles. Noted. Off we went.
We moseyed across 51 through campus to Stairwell 2 and up to the top. COP done at top with various exercises called in cadence to stretch out the Q’s legs. 2 weeks since last post with Spring Break and what not.
We ran to the bottom of the deck and did 3 repeats to the top. 1. 20 merkin/20 Jump Squat at bottom. 10 Burpees at top. 2. 6 CDD at each right turn. 3. Bear crawl 30 yards then AYG to top. Plank and mary after each rep.
Partner up at the benches in the middle of campus. Partner swap between running to Stairwells 1, 2, 3 and doing exercises at the benches.
Little bit of mary then run back to the launch lot. We did one or two things before we hit 0615. Done.
COT
Moleskin
Been so long since I’ve seen Morning After I introduced myself. He also has longer hair. #kotters
Runstopper got warm and moist so he took off his quarter zip. That’s what we are looking for. Progress. He left the tights on. Also what we are hoping for.
After COP, when we were getting up to leave, someone unleashed some impressive flatulence. Not sure who, but it was verbally applauded (?). More simply, it was pretty impressive if 1/3 to 1/2 of pax made reference to it. Well done, nameless (to me) pax. Comment below.
Great group of men out there today. Pretty sure Mildew came out to Centurion for his first post about 4 years ago, if memory serves. Waffle House is a newer pax. He was crushing it all morning. Thanks to Clover for some free legal advice. Thanks to Lorax for taking us out. Continued prayers for Jennings Palmer. He needs to get his appetite back and fill his body with nutrients. Enjoyed it immensely, men. Thank you all for coming. Have a great weekend
Both missed your BBs on April 5th? What you haven’t pooped once since then? Lock it up. Two weeks later my memory of the workout was been erased to due rage brought on by lack of accountability. Just kidding.
But seriously…
It’s done now. Everyone can sleep well knowing the only remaining BB is the Ignition BB from Monday. Clock is ticking Cobbler.
14 of F3’s finest pax assembled in a middle school parking lot at 0515 for this week’s installment of Mountain Goat. Conditions were pretty close to optimal with clear skies and a temperature of 47F. We were joined by A51 Board member Cheese Curd for a surprise audit of the AO. Nevertheless, we straightened our running attire and headed out for a warm-up (almost) mile up Strawberry to Rosecliff to Browne’s Pond to Coburn. After stopping for a bit of stretching, it was time for the main event: New Slim Fast Hill. New Slim Fast Hill is a 0.4 mile segment starting at the low point of Coburn near the creek and extending to Cary Ridge. It features some challenging hills and had us sucking wind at the top. Instructions were to run hard to the top and recover to the bottom. After three rounds we made our way back to the launch point. A Mountain Goat staple for many years has been the stretch of Raintree Lane from the clubhouse to Four Mile Creek Drive. This was one of Slim Fast’s favorite BRR training methods, but we’ve retired it due to increased traffic.
We typically meet at the Arboretum Starbucks for coffeeteria after Mountain Goat, but our quest for caffeine was denied this morning. Apparently the barista didn’t want to serve a bunch of sweaty middle aged dudes at 0630. The gears started turning and we sought out alternatives, but alas, no coffee was to be had. Panera – not open until 0700. Same deal with the bagel place.
Two MG regulars are on IR and we wish them quick healing and a full recovery. Shout out to Lois and Tweetsie, aka The Boot Brothers.
6 of the best PAX in Waxhaw joined me in the swarm with elbow pads ready for some Ndiayes. 🙁
Warmup:
Skipped, no time as there was only 59 minutes left
Thang:
Run to bus driver lady’s shed
to benches behind ms-6 inch peter parkers x10 IC, 6 inch plank jacks x10IC
to steps-50 donkey kicks, 20 heels to heaven, 40 donkey kicks, 15 heels to heaven, 30 donkey kicks
to benches-dips, feet on bench-50, then 40 then 30, then run
to hs parking lot hill, 6 inch plank jacks x10 IC
Running back to start, right on time. 4.5ish miles for the team
Moleskin:
I was under the impression that every Swarm workout had to have some sort of Wu Tang theme. So I took a shot at it by utilizing Ghostface Killah and Raekwon the Chef’s song from their best album. Sort of did the same thing over and over and tried to keep it simple. Turns out the group loved the lack of creativity. Wow! Good mix of new (to me) guys, old guys, fast guys, faster guys. We never modified. Form was impeccable. Guys were all working ha…..
What’s that? Times up? Okay bye.
Planned to do quick reps this morning. Plan was to do 20 reps of exercises. It was a pleasant morning and PAX were in early. So, let’s go.
DICCS given.
Mosse to Animal Hospital. 20 SSH, 20 Squat imperial walkers, Moroccan night club and Streches.
The Thang:
Mosse to Providence Rd N. Start with 20 Merkins, run 2 light poles, do 20 Jump squats, come back 1 light pole, do 20 Merkins. Continue till end of the road. This was tough. Heard ice9 wake up neighbors. Lots of form policing and lots of mumbles.
Mosse to Noma hair’s studio. Start with 20 Dips run to COT and do 20 Big Boi situps then run the center price st and do 20 Jump lunges, run back to COT and do 20 Big Boi situps and run to do the dips. 2 reps of this loop and it was time.
It was a pleasant morning and everyone pushed hard. Always thankful for the support. Thanks Ice9 for telling us about you F3 connection.
Big shoutout to Mashers.
Announcements:
Discc
Mosey to back parking lot and circle up for 20x SSH, IW, get into a plank for stretching with can opener/runners stretch. Then 15 slow merkins (4 count, descend on 1-2-3).
Run one lap around the school stopping at each corner to do 5 merkins. A little confusion on exactly what defined a corner, but a few extra merkins didn’t hurt anyone.
Next, mosey to the rock pile and partner up. One rock per pair, rifle carry to the track – swapping rock half-way with your partner.
At the track, P1 runs a lap, P2 does exercise. Exercises as a team all with the rock: 100 Bentover rows, 50 burpees, 100 squats. On paper this didn’t look too bad, but halfway through those burpees (with the rock) and my heart rate was in the red zone. Some 2.0s finished early and occupied themselves on the swings. As PAX wrapped up we did some flutters and LBCs to the end. That was harder than expected for such a simple routine.
Rifle carry rocks back to the pile for our last round. P1 holds a plank, P2 runs one leg of a suicide to the cones. Partners alternate each lap of the suicide. The cones didn’t seem that far apart initially, but that added up too. We had just enough time to return to COT and knock out a few Big Boys.
About a month ago, Johnny 5 was there when SpeedBump Q’d a complete workout at Clyent Dinner. Johnny 5 commented afterward that now he really didn’t have any excuse to not Q, as SpeedBump is literally half his age. So with the April Q challenge I reminded him about SpeedBump and let him know he’s on the schedule and there’s no backing out. He wasn’t happy, and he didn’t start on his Wienke until about an hour before, but it was a solid plan. I gave him a few pointers about transitioning and being prepared for calling an audible, but it went without an issue and he had a very successful VQ. Does this mean he’s going to Q again really soon? Let’s put the pressure on him to step up again as he did so well the first time.
Thanks to all the SOB & Waxhaw PAX who came out, many with their 2.0s to support this young man’s VQ. It made me proud as a dad and as a member of F3 and as it was so cool to see the support for him. I’m feeling the love. Sorry to Midriff & Wingman I didn’t get your 2.0s names, hopefully they’re not bummed for not getting credit.
• Downtown Waxhaw Clean up this Saturday at 8am!! Will take about 20-30mins and then coffeeteria at Crossroads. This is M and 2.0 friendly.
• WTF – running trails CSAUP, get details at GroupMe or Slack – 40+ now registered
• SOB Wars – Stone Chicken Episode 1 on 4/24. Starts at 5PM if you’re doing the whole thing, but joining mid-way is an option for the less insane ambitious
10 men rolled into the Calvary parking lot (not all at 0530) for this week’s episode of Meathead. Some were early, some were late, some were right on time. All in attendance agreed it was the best workout in the history of workouts conducted on 04/14/21.
According to the holy text of the SwOle-mpus-Meathead weinke, that spreadsheet of fame and infamy. Created by Voodoo, from the depths of a fever dream that sounds like a collaboration between A Christmas Carol and Terminator 3 (you remember that one, the good terminator movie). Delivered unto him in the middle of the night by the angry and vengeful spirits of Ronald and Nancy Regan on behalf of Geoff Neupert the Patron Saint of EZ-Strength, deemed that today was double swings day. And if Saint Neupert says double swings, you better have double swings in your weinke or else …
Here’s what went down.
Warmup
Main Event
Round 1: 10 sets of 6 DBL Swings (1 minute each) 10 minutes
Round 2: Armor building: 2 x DCL, 1 x DMP, 3 x DFFS for 15:00 (60 seconds on, 15 seconds off, 12 sets total)
Round 3: EMOM and AMRAP (10 minutes)
Carry and Mary
Somewhere in there, we talked about the volume of poop from 8 dogs. Bullwinkle was slightly intimidated by this thought.
Moley-skin
The weinke was designed to prep us for the Functional Strength Challenge on 05/22. YHC knows the EMOM snatches were a big hit. They were such a big hit that Voodoo had to ask why YHC deviated from the EZ-Strength portion of Our Lord of the Kettlebell Neupert’s Worksheet. The answer is simple, just because you can do something, doesn’t mean it’s always a good idea. Is YHC right, Bernie Madoff?
And EMOM snatches are a great idea. Up there with getting a pat on the back with a handful of thumbtacks dipped in jalapeno juice and then skipping the tetanus shot.
Enough about stuff you wish you were part of this AM, YHC has to get back to making a living. YHC’s stories about Possum Voltron or that time YHC liberated a Bradley fighting vehicle and entered it into the Pierce County Demolition Derby, into which YHC may or may not have won 3rd place (until being disqualified for failure to produce a vehicle registration and/or title confirming ownership of said Bradley fighting vehicle) … That and other stories will have to wait until the next backblast.
Thanks to Unplugged for the take-out.
Announcements:
As YHC pulled into SCMS this am, 3 strong and eager pax were getting ready to go. Well…except for one member who has sent his ruck in to get repaired and needed to borrow one. Wild Turkey needed both ruck and sandbag this AM and I was happy to provide. Once I picked up the contents of my trunk that fell out of when I opened it. I grabbed a few things and quickly reassembled my trunk, grabbed my phone and speaker we got started.
This was a Q’less workout, as we have a very detailed WOD. Pretty straight forward, see the details below:
9 Rounds
DONE- 63 minutes of fun
Thanks Geraldo for taking us out
Ye old moleskin
Background: This workout was designed to commemorate the eight days of the Bataan Death March. The Bataan Death March was the forcible transfer of 60,000–80,000 American and Filipino prisoners of war (POW) from April 9-17, 1942. This workout will honor these POWs with a Bataan Memorial workout consisting of 9 rounds of 8 different movements.
The tribute was designed by GoRuck @goruck as a part of their Sandbag & Ruck Training programming (aka SRT) for April 2021.