Q-less

Q-less

An Unknown number of pax were our running in the gloom this morning. Leaderless, but not unmotivated. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? Yes!

The Thang:

If those unnamed pax were checking their @F3Area51 twitter account they would have known the activity of the Month in May is interval runs. They would have warmed up with a mile they for every subsequent mile, sprinted the first quarter, then jogged 3/4 of a mile. If they started at 5:15 they would have run 6 miles total (5 sprints), and if they started at 5:30 they would have run 4 miles total (with 3 sprints).

Of course, if they would have been checking their @F3Area51 twitter account, they would have also known that 49er and YHC would be MIA this morning and would have taken up the Q mantle in our absence.

Alas, we may never know what happened this morning. What happens in the gloom, stays in the gloom?

Moleskin:

Yes this morning the Devil’s Turn was Q-less. 49er was busy arrousing a 3-headed monster by the name of Hydra at Old Providence Elementary. Details on this new workout coming soon I’m sure. Can anything named after a mythical beast be good? Stay tooned!

YHC, I was busy snipping newborn justifiers at the hospitial. Cleaning up the new recruits, so to speak.

For future reference, the daily routine for the Devil’s Turn will here-to-for be relayed to any interested pax in the F3 South weekly email sent out at the beginning of each week. If you missed it and no one is there to guide you – Just Run, Baby. Run.

You may have noticed the ominous sight of the trailers at the entrance to the McAlpine Greenway recently. Alas, the greenway is about to close for at least 2 years due do some scandalous paving project, among other agravances. THe Devil’s Turn will thus be moving shortly to another local, presumably the greenway entrance off Rea Road, near the Trader Joes. If you live close to there, this will give you no other excuses to run on Thursday mornings. If you live near Sardis, sorry. Stay tuned.

Pick Your Poison

Eighteen pax proved, for the second day in a row, that you don’t have to travel far to experience infarction-like sensations.

WARM UP (Courtesy of Dora.  #starfish)

  • Mosey to Warm Up Spot
  • SSH x 25
  • I Wokkas x 25
  • Merkins x 15
  • Squats x 15
  • Start mosey back to plates and hill
  • Lung walk approx 75 yards to get legs nice and loose.

THANG

Line up 2 or 3 deep behind a plate for #hairburners.

  • Hairburners, Round 1: 30 yards and back.  Repeat until all 2-pax teams go 3 times, and 3 pax teams go twice.  Merkins and flutters while we you wait.
  • Hill Work, Round 1:  Hill sprint / backwards sprint / karaoke left / karaoke right / bounding sprint
  • Hairburners, Round 2.  Same as Round 1
  • Hill Work, Round 2: Hill Sprint x 2 / backwards sprint x 2 / karaoke L,R x 2 (**) / bounding sprint x 2 (**)
  • Inch Worms x 10 yards and back.  Various Mary while waiting.
  • Pax Choice–More Hill Work:  walking lunge / backwards lunge / hill sprint–all you got–x 3
  • Hairburners, Round 3:  2 more times for all pax, x 30 yards and back.

COT

MOLESKIN

  • Groans from assorted Pax when the plates came out. Purposely waited until 0529 to show my hand lest anyone have a crisis of conscience and bug out.  It was either Patton or Lombardi (or both) who said, Hairburners make cowards of us all.  Or something like that.
  • Lesson learned on from last week’s Massacre on Steep Dewy Hill.  Less Steep, Dewy Hill works much better.  Is that the LSD hill, you say?  Could be….
  • Why is it that we are compelled to name hills anyway?  Not unlike Adam in asserting dominion over creation and naming the animals….  #federalheadship  #roguetheology
  • Don’t look now, fellas, but Mic Check is all up in it.  Has he missed a workout since he was EH’d?  He was the only one to come back for more after yesterday’s aggravated battery at Skunk.
  • Lots of Kryptonite in those plates.  Reports of baby birds being fed, but didn’t see, hear or smell, so cannot confirm.
  • Haggis is #whiskeydicking around the twitter-verse.  Go mock him here @Haggis_F3 before he figures out how to fight back.
  • Uncle Leo:  6′-8″ with the afro.

(**) Indicates fuzzy recollection of doing something along these lines, if not exactly the thing listed.

Run Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee

27 of the faithful showed this morning for lots of running.

Indian Run in two groups.
Group 1 goes off with Ziapdee – Group 2 with Skywalker

Zip’s workout:
Mosey thru the woods to the park / parking lot, 5 burpees.
(note: Bulldog called an audible of a better way to get to the park instead of taking the normal trail. We quickly found ourselves in the woods; however, no trail to be found (BD utters hrm, I think this is the right way follow me mates! #LOST) and we’re now hopping logs, mosey’ing through mud holes and then scaling a 5’ tree that we had to get over to get to 51. Once on 51, we had a ½ mile mosey to the park (BD turned it into a sprint).
Mosey to pull-up bars, 10 pull-ups, 20 merkins.
Mosey over to the “HILL” and “DING DING” sprint up it…..
Walking Lunges ½ way down and then “DING DING” sprint to bottom of the “HILL”. 5 burpees
Mosey back up to the top of the “HILL”, there’s NO mosey’ing, “DING DING” SPRINT to the top. 30x LBC’s
Mosey over to the hills over by the diamond and soccer fields for suicides. YHC calls out how many trips up the hills and then 1 minute of AMRAP’s as called.
3 trips – Merkins
2 trips – Peter Parkers
2 trips – Carolina Dry Docks
4 trips – Turkish Get-Ups
3 trips – Burpees
Mosey over to the parking lot by the 2 playgrounds for some – Mary – Flutter 30x, Dolly 20x, Rosalita 20x
Mosey back thru the woods, NO audible this go round as we’re getting short on time!
Finally hit pavement so let’s do a 100 yd uphill Indian Bear Crawl home
– Crowd pleaser, as the mumble chatter begins asking if the last guy runs to the front – Psycho T bear crawls past the PAX as if he had 6 legs. #strongbrother!
Once to the top, Wait, look at that wall — Peoples Chair with 30x Air Presses (in cadence)

Skywalker’s Group

COP
SSH, IW, Perkins(that’s a Perfect Merkin), LBC’s

On the track, Partner up with someone you do not know (if that’s possible)
Partner 1: Run a 400 – Partner 2: 30 Merkins then squats til your partner returns
Flapjack
Next, Partner 1: Run 400 – Partner 2: 20 Merkins then LBC’s til your partner return.
Flapjack
Mosey to Football Goal Line
Suicides with Burpees – sprint to 25 w/5 burpees & return to goal line; sprint to 50 w/10 burpees & return; to 75 line with 15 burps & return; to other goal line w/20 burpees (ugh!). YHC hates burpees which is why we did them this morning.
Then same suicides with Squats (using good form) (5/10/15/20)
Suicides with Merkins (5/10/15/20)
6 MOM
Mosey back to parking lot for COT

Moleskin:
It’s awesome to see our numbers still high at Death Valley even with the launch of The Maul at Stonecrest.

Great job by everyone in the pax. YHC (Skywalker) talked a lot about the importance of good form with his group. And the pax delivered. Way to go guys.

Announcements

– New workout, Hydra, starts next Thursday 5/9 at Old Providence Elementary. Site Q’s will be 49’er, Bugeater, and Donkey Kong. If DK is involved there will surely be lots of burpees. He loves burpees so much that YHC thinks DK dreams about them at night. Hydra will be a Bootcamp style workout with “a twist.” Don’t miss it!

-Check out the Area 51/S-CLT new page on F3’s website. There you will not only see all of the workouts that we now have but also 2nd and 3rd F events. http://f3nation.com/schedules/charlotte-south/
And to read the backblasts from our workouts, you can go to http://f3nation.com/regions/nc/charlottesouth/

Starting May 10, the latest 3rd F event will begin, Compass, with Bulldog & Stone Cold. 6:30-7:15 Fridays at the Arboretum Chick-Fil-A. We will be discussing a great book, entitled, The True Measure of a Man

More Skunk in a Bag

Thirty two men (incl. 2 FNGs) stood in place for 45 minutes.  Then we went home.

WARM UP

  • SSH x30
  • Imperial Wokkas x 20
  • Perfect Merkins x 10

THANG

All Evolutions on your own (OYO), good form, modify as required

1ST EVOLUTION

  • 10 burpees / 50 2-handed swings
  • 20 burpess / 40 2-handed swings
  • 30 burpees / 30 2-handed swings
  • 20 burpees / 40 2-handed swings
  • 10 burpees / 50 2-handed swings

2ND EVOLUTION

  • 10 burpees / 20 goblet squats
  • 15 burpees / 15 goblet squats
  • 20 burpees / 10 goblet squats
  • 15 burpees / 15 goblet squats
  • 10 burpees / 20 goblet squats

3RD EVOLUTION

  • 10 burpees / 20 Russian twists
  • 15 burpees / 15 Russian twists
  • 20 burpees / 10 Russian twists
  • 15 burpees / 15 Russian twists
  • 10 burpees / 20 Russian twists

6 MIN of MARY, etc.

  • Flutter x 20
  • KB Dolly x 15 (KB arms extended)
  • KB Press Rosalita x 15 (as the name suggests)
  • KB Press x 21
  • Renegade Row x 5L/5R

COT

MOLESKIN

  • Skunk in Bag was so well-received last time out, I was sure the Pax would love an encore.  Skipped the ring run in deference to my swolt knee but we managed to get the heart rate up, I think.
  •  We covered maybe 100 feet today but every one of those 45 minutes was like sprinting through Jello.  Just awful. BUT:  workouts like this is why every one F3’s Mud Run teams finished in the top 10%.  Very few have the mental toughness to work out this hard.  Nice work out there, gents.
  • Kotters to Nibbler, coming down to pick up some books for the Billingsville kids. Smart move asking about the amount of running before shouldering the 40 lb weight vest.  My guess is that next time he’ll ask about the burpees as well.  That’s pretty strong right there.
  •  I was deep in the #painbox most of the workout, but from what I could tell everyone seemed to enjoy themselves.  Quiet, even from Nibbler (in between requests for 10 counts).

TR out.

Bagpipe – struggling in the gloom

11 strong men gathered for a beating at the inaugural Bagpipe workout.

The Thang:

Warm-up: 25 side straddle hop, 25 mountain climber, 20 merkins

Jog to lake wall: 10 slow decline merkins, 10 slow dips, 15 jump-ups.

1/3 mile jog around lake.  Rinse and repeat.

Mary: (feet 6 inches up for the whole routine)

25 flutter, 25 dolly, 25 rosalita, 25 heels to the heavens, 1 minute protractor, 25 LBC.  Ab stretch on elbows.  20 count from Dora.

Jog to pull up station:

3 rounds in pairs: partner one does 10 pull ups, partner two does 20 squats

Jog to grass area for sprints:

Sprint to end and back.  5 burpees then sprint to end and back.  10 merkins then sprint to end and back.  10 merkins then sprint to end and back.  10 carolina dry docks then sprint to end and back.  1x 100% sprint to end and back.

Recovery jog around lake then head to parking lot for COT.

Moleskin

– Perfect gloomy setting for the first Bagpip workout.  Managed to condense the large area of operations that is Stonehenge into a smaller chunk and get a full workout in 45 mins.

– Mary was pretty tough for all, especially when Dora lost count during the ab stretch at the end.

Bagpipe! New Tuesday workout in Ballantyne

The first Bagpipe workout will be tomorrow at 5:30 from the Vine restaurant in Ballantyne.  Bootcamp style with all the fun of Stonehenge condensed into 45 minutes.  Haggis has been forced to learn Twitter by the F3 think-tank and can’t wait to take out his frustrations on some unsuspecting pax.  Come on out to start your Tuesday right!!!

Wiggler – 5:30 am

Fellowship pace – 5:30 am – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood.  All are welcome.

– Kenyon Slider

Sea World

20 men / young men gathered in the swamp lands of Area 51 for a beat down at The Matrix. 

The Thang

Warm up jog

COP – SSH/Squats/Merkins/Imperial Walkers/Merkins

 Mosey

 Partner Up:

-Partner #1 = In Outs 

-Partner # 2 = Sprint down, lunge walks back

Flip and Repeat

 -Partner #1 = In Outs

– Partner #2 – Sprint down, bear crawl back

Flip and repeat

Mac Tar Jai [sp?]

Russian Twists

Repeat

 Mosey

 Cycle through twice:

Dips X 30

Carolina Dry Docks X 30

Broad Jump in parking lot 

3 Cycles at the Playground

-15 decline merkins

-30 squats

-10 pull ups

Mosey to parking lot

Partner up

400 Meter run combined with 100 merkins

400 Meter run combined with 75 squats

Moleskin

-Wet and wild this morning for sure.  Strong work by Mic Check on his first Q today.

-Today could have been a first for F3 Nation.  A young man [14 or 15 years old] was brought to the workout by his mother, and she waited in the car for him.  That my friends is dedication.  #NextGeneration.   

 

Base Camp – Where did all these buses come from?

6 men found their way through the gloom to Base Camp where we found the entire parking lot full of yellow buses…note to Death Valley Q, hopefully not that way on Wed.  The smell of burning diesel was a great way to wake up in the morning.

Light jog to teachers parking lot for the warmup of:

SSH x 20

IW x 20

Merkins x 10

Squats x 20

Mountain Climbers x 20

CDD x 15

Diesel smell becoming too strong so jog to baseball bleachers for:

2 sets of:

Dips x 20

Step ups x 20

Merkins x 15

Supine pull ups x 10

Mosey to rail up the hill for:

3 x Plank walk on rail to top of the hill, jog down the stairs

Jog to track for:

100m jog, 100m Lunge walk (Mall Cop with the timely form reminder), 100m jog, 100m broad jumps, 100m jog, 100m karaoke, 100m jog, 100m karaoke

Mary:

Rosalita x 20

Flutter x 20

Heels to Heaven x 10

Dolly x 20

Request for Bicycles x 15

LBC x 15

planking, to elbow planking, engaging the core

Mason twists x 5

Jog to washroom stand with lunge walking in between for:

People’s chair x 2 x 45 sec

Incline diamond merkins x 10 x 2

over to stairs for bunny hop down and up x 2, no wait down is a little too slippery, make that run down and hop up x 2

back to washrooms for 2 more sets of incline diamond merkins x 10 with long plank exercise at end to end

Moleskin:

Great effort today by the pax, great to see Marvel and Chewy out there along with the usual pre/post workout running Fireman Ed, great job folks, Coal Miners Daughter looking very strong and Mall Cop posting after the Mud Run (strong).  Mostly stayed on the hard stuff today but a good workout by all it appeared.  Remember those FNG’s for Base Camp.

Coal Miners Daughter on Q for next week, he is always creative and YHC is looking forward to that one.

For Those Who Came To The Rock – I Salute You!

25 pax posting for the Area51 mini convergence (the rest of the pax putting in a strong showing at the USMC Mud Run, made us proud), with our Fort Mill friends so strong they carried on as per usual.  Unusually quiet at the start, owing to some overdue 2nd F amongst the 3 converging workouts.  Of course when Market Timer and Zip-A-Dee posted that changed, well done brothers.  No more wasting time with this crew and we were off to the soccer fields:

Circle up for:

Merkins x 10 – what?  who starts with Merkins? Grumblechatter #Callaway

IW x 26

CDD x 20

Squats x 25

SSH x 40 (Callaway was right again with the world, closure was had)

Merkins x 10

Sprint to end of field and back

Partner up for:

Partner carry to end of field and jog back, flapjack

Partner squats x 10 jog to end of field, flapjack

High knees x 20 each leg and x 15 for both

Partner feet on shoulders for 10 merkins, flapjack and repeato

Wheelbarrow to other side of field, jog back, flapjack

Jog to washroom area and with partner:

People’s chair while partner does 30 dips, flapjack and repeato

Over to Bulldog for the hard part:

Over to the hill at the edge of the soccer fields for more partner work

Partner A on the exercise, partner b up and down the hill, flapjack until reps complete, plank when done:

30 Diamond merkins

25 Turkish gets ups (Bulldog to demonstrate and made look easy but most did LBC’s as they weren’t fooled) or 80 LBC’s (so far so good…)

30 Burpees (oh wait, now we’re working)

Jog to playground for round robin – 2 sets

Station 1: LBC’s x 20

Station 2: Decline merkins with feet on the swing seats x 20

Station 3: Pull ups on the other swing set x 20

Working in the sand making some additional work out of the sets

A little plank work at the end for good measure

Back to parking area for a visit from MARY:

Rosalitas x 25

High Flutters x 20, after giggling could be heard in the distance by girl scouts, Bulldog made the call to more manly looking Mary work…well done sir

Dollys x 25

Flutters x 20

Calls for hold it in between by many pax and adhered to by most

COT:

Great effort by the PAX, good mummblechatter after the quiet start, many comments heard about being glad there wasn’t much running, will try harder next time.  Good 2nd F with many partnering with someone from another workout, great work by the 2.0’s partnering, turns out they had played football with each other 3 years ago and hadn’t seen each other since, F3 bringing people together.  Strong effort by some seriously determined pax, Briquette looking strong, Callaway with the strong mumblechatter and Zip-A-Dee with the errant counting to see if the Q had enough O2 to keep the right count. Swiss Miss with the perma grin even as he says he’s getting tired (didn’t look like it brother).  Merlot was but a fine second from being spilled, innocent to remain nameless but way to leave the effort on the field!

Great to workout with broad range of pax today and was a special honour for YHC to Q at the Rock for the first time as this was my first 3 posts at F3, where I started my fitness journey, a special shout out to many who have inspired me along the way: Runstopper, Mall Cop, Stone Cold, Shore, Dora, Bugeater, 49er, Bulldog, Haggis, Skywalker, Donkey Kong, Hops, SMASH, Thin Crust, Dolphin, and many others I know I’m forgetting (forgive me), yes it’s a lot of men, that’s what makes F3 so strong, always someone to give a push (mostly figuratively but Shore at the Go Ruck almost carried me the last pole run with one arm, STRONG!) and keep the motivation up.  I can’t thank you all enough.

Great ball o’ man prayer by Callaway to keep our Mud Run brothers in prayer for safety and flight of feet (way to go on the Area 51 representation!) and take us into the coffeteria…