The High T concept:
High T is a simple antidote to the region’s escalating BRRification: No fartleks here (unless you eat a sleeve of fig newtons the night before); just meat sweats and meat.
Today’s Sampler Platter
Same exercises for rounds two and three, with 2×5 and 1×5, respectively.
MOLESKINE
We’ll do this all summer from 0600 to 0700 at Calvary’s Muscle Beach (the volley ball courts). On-site BroJangles to follow with meat and beverage. Bring some, share some.
What we learned doing the soft launch:
Start hitting the garage sales, neighbors, consignment centers, etc. Get a bar and weights and join us. Strong fixes everything.
Three went the full Horsey at 0515; five more opted for the 3/4 Horsey at 0530. Take a tour of the long track (including the spur to the Yucca) and back down to the manhole for the suggested Weinke: Yucca repeats.
That’s one loop. Repeato until about 0610 and then jailbreak to the gravel lot. Audible with an impromptu Pledge of Allegiance at the LED flagpole, then back to lot.
OLD MOLEY
The real Four Year Death Valley Anniversary was three months ago (02-18). I suppose this was meant to be the observed anniversary for moving to the SCMS site, but that was 05-16. So I reckon this turns out to be the week-after observed anniversary celebration. The workout equivalent of buying a convenience store flower for your wedding anniversary on the way home from work. Such is the state of things at Dolly Gloss / Semi-Wood Death Valley.
We started by testing both Site Qs’ historical knowledge of the site under their charge. It didn’t take long. I chose 10 of the 21 questions listed below. Four or more wrong meant we would do a Hairburner Mile. Three or less wrong meant we would do the GoFour (the Gopher with four man teams). Asked questions in bold.
If you think you can do better, sound off in the comments.
Four wrong meant that we were to do a Hariburner Mile. Except that I didn’t feel like loading up the plates this morning, and I noticed in skimming through 20 pages of backblasts that Gloss just ran it a month ago. So we (in the royal sense) opted to run the signature DV workout: the Gopher. The special 4th anniversary edition would be four man teams, not two. Hence the GoFour.
All Pax convene on the veranda of Semi-Gloss’s Office.
RINSE and REPEAT until 6:15.
OLD MOLEY
PLAYLIST (in reverse order)
Fifteen benchmarked their hill readiness under the double full moons at this morning’s Blue Ridge Prelay. The reputed home of the CLT Running Co’s BRR hill training is really a tale of two courses. The front half (from the base of Blue Ridge) to the back side of the loop (at the top of the Blue Ridge cut through) gives you all the hills you can handle. The back half (Wilby to Mountain View) is a nice recovery to get your head (and legs) right. There are plenty of options for each runner to choose his own adventure.
After a half mile mosey, the recommended course for today:
Rinse and Repeat until 6 AM. This is the Mt CLT Strava Segment but I added a descent back down Blue Ridge (seems like an incomplete loop to me…).
At 6 AM we gathered at the Bottom of Blue Ridge to run to the Yucca plant at the top of the Old Bell dead end. Then dealer’s choice: for the frisky, hill repeats up and down Blue Ridge to sweep the six. For the rest, head back to gravel lot on the flat and speedy Old Bell Rd.
OLD MOLEY
Charlotte Running Co calls it Mount Charlotte (Charlotte could not be reached for comment) and, as the legend goes, uses it to train for BRR hills.
The A51 brain trust mocked their simple names, yet couldn’t come up with one of its own: Puke’s Peak, Hillbilly, an obligatory Zombie reference, Bug Light (a nod to the green LED flag pole at the top of Blue Ridge)–but no name could be decided. There were, however, plenty of names to be had for the unibrowed snot-licker that suggested the stupid route in the first place, so the workout is named in his honor: Saddle up for Horsey McHorseArse.
WHEN: Mondays–0515 – 0615. Rotating Qs.
WHERE: Old Bell Road and Sardis (Greenway Parking Lot)
WHAT: Strava segment (more or less) is here: https://www.strava.com/segments/6431126. More info to be given on site.
WHAT ELSE: Headlamps and blinkies. It’s a dark place–physically, emotionally, spiritually.
NOTE: No overpriced quiche or designer monkey bread awaits you when it’s done. When you mount up on McHorseArse, you get double baked; not the croissants.
Giddy up.
It began with a be-Yoda’d Runstopper in a GR2 and ended with goat selfies. And fifteen men and 4 men-to-be found themselves in the middle.
A notional warm up followed an implied disclaimer and we got to work on stations.
STATION 1; Chest to chest partner carry with Body Bag.
STATION 2: Sled bear crawl
STATION 3: Prowler
STATION 4: KB Farmer carry
COT
MOLESKINE
Thanks for the invite to Outland.
“Who’s [sic] house?” Not Run’s; Bushwood’s, to see if he planned to show up (Wake Up: ticky, tocky, ticky tocky). But 7 others posted for a workout that was tougher than leather. Hard Times, indeed.
WARM UP: Run a half mile toward The Ave., then run a half mile back to the start.
WARM UP Complete. Here We Go
THANG
Pause, regroup for the six. Mosey home.
COT
MOLESKINE
“Cause Calvin Klein’s no friend of mine
Don’t want nobody’s name on my behind
Lee on my legs, sneakers on my feet
D by my side and Jay with the beat”
Twenty two came: pale, effete, and logy. Twenty two broke COT: radiant, swole, and full of pep.
Mosey to the north entrance and pair up. Partner one circles the church, partner two on double bells.
Mosey back home.
COT
MOLESKINE
Thirteen Pax found sweet succor in the bosom of 0.0. Some came to avoid the hills. Some came to get YUGE. None came to run. The step counter didn’t get much work today but the heart rate monitor did.
WARM UP: 1H Alternating Swings, Good Mornings, Prying Squats, Halos.
THANG: Partner up by bell size for doubles pyramids.
Eternal Flame, KB Edition: Attempt to outlast the Bangles with an alternating press wave.
Pax 1: One bell in rack, press bell overhead and hold. Pax 2-13 does same. When it gets back to Pax 1 the first bell drops to rack, press the other bell overhead. I think we made it through 3 or 4 presses ea side before we threw in the towel. We finished out with 2H swings.
COT
ABBREVIATED MOLESKINE
When Stone Cold asks you to co-Q what he really means is, “I don’t want to write a backblast on a Saturday.” And so he isn’t. And I am. The nine of us paired up in threes for stations:
Three rotations through to get everyone a turn on the Prowler, then run a mile. Repeat x2 until Angry Mary by Runstopper.
COT
MOLESKINE