Master’s week traditions
Date: 2025-04-09 AO: wamrap Q: Alf PAX: Alf, Orange Whip, double_e, Horsehead, Ledbetter, poptart, rachel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 It’s Master’s week. Master’s is nothing if it’s not tradition and so is WAMRAP.
They have the Green Jacket. We ran the Green Monster They run no commercials. We run non-stop. They have double bogeys. We have Double E They have pimento cheese sandwiches. We have Poptart Dustin Johnson has hot blond, Paulina Gretzky. Orange Whip has Karoline Leavitt Tiger Woods had Rachel Uchitel. We have Rachel They have amateurs who come in fresh and kick ass. We have Led Better. (I did offer a name change to “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town”, which was denied) Jim Nantz uses a lot of hair gel. I’ve been known to partake in some hair gel. The Masters has caddy’s; guys no one notices who lug heavy bags around. We have SACS. Some guys miss the cut. OT and McGee missed this week. They have Amen Corner. We have Horsehead praying us out
They have the Green Jacket. We ran the Green Monster They run no commercials. We run non-stop. They have double bogeys. We have Double E They have pimento cheese sandwiches. We have Poptart Dustin Johnson has hot blond, Paulina Gretzky. Orange Whip has Karoline Leavitt Tiger Woods had Rachel Uchitel. We have Rachel They have amateurs who come in fresh and kick ass. We have Led Better. (I did offer a name change to “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town”, which was denied) Jim Nantz uses a lot of hair gel. I’ve been known to partake in some hair gel. The Masters has caddy’s; guys no one notices who lug heavy bags around. We have SACS. Some guys miss the cut. OT and McGee missed this week. They have Amen Corner. We have Horsehead praying us out
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